open a zoo at home

All day today, Tang Bu has been unexpectedly well-behaved by Kan Qingzhou.

After Kan Qingzhou and Tang Bu returned home, he was in a good mood and asked Tang Bu what he wanted to eat.

Tang Bu was running around in the living room, and when he encountered sofas and cardboard boxes, he would sniff them, smell them, and bite them. Kan Qingzhou didn't stop him when he saw that there was no danger.

Hearing this, Tang Bu sat on the ground and looked in Kan Qingzhou's direction, thinking for a while and said, "Little rabbit wants to eat barbecue."

Kan Qingzhou said yes, he remembered that there seemed to be a set of barbecue kitchen utensils at home.

"Kan Qingzhou." Tang Bu called out.

Kan Qingzhou turned around and saw Tang Bu sitting on one of his shoes.

Tang Bu continued: "I felt the baby kick me."

"...Well, it's good and lively." Kan Qingzhou thought for a while and added, "Same as you."

Tang Bu jumped up and ran to Kan Qingzhou's back and hugged him from behind: "Do you like our baby to be male or female?"

"like it all."

Tang Bu nodded clearly: "Then I hope our baby is a double star."

Kan Qingzhou: "..."

He didn't know what strange things were going on in Tang Bu's mind.

After letting go of Kan Qingzhou, Tang Bu jumped back with his palms propped up and sat on the cabinet, shaking his feet and continued, "Let's name the baby."

"What's your name?" Kan Qingzhou said casually while washing vegetables, "Dabao?"

Tang Bu frowned when he heard the words: "Why are you so dirty?"

"Then do you have a good name?"

Tang Bu tilted his head and rubbed his chin, thinking seriously.

Kan Qingzhou inadvertently raised his head and saw Tang Bu's serious expression, he was stunned for a moment and asked, "Tang Bu, do you really want a child?"

Tang Bu stopped thinking. He looked at Kan Qingzhou puzzled and said, "What do you mean? Don't we have it?"

Kan Qingzhou made a bad joke: "What if there is milk tea ice cream in it?"

Tang Bu suddenly realized something and opened his eyes in disbelief: "You think the little rabbit is a fake pregnancy?!"

Kan Qingzhou didn't speak, but he thought, isn't this an obvious thing?It is absolutely impossible for Tang Bu to give birth to a baby.

Tang Bu said angrily: "The little rabbit is really pregnant! Just now I felt our baby kick me!"

Kan Qingzhou didn't continue to talk about this topic. Looking at Tang Bu's appearance, he also realized that this prudent topic would only be effective after Tang Bu was in a normal state of mind.

Kan Qingzhou doesn't care if he has children or not. His thoughts are the same as Kan Dong's, and he prefers the world of two people, but he doesn't know Tang Bu's thoughts. If Tang Bu wants it, he can also consider adopting one.

So Kan Qingzhou changed the subject: "Have you decided on a name?"

Tang Bu hesitated, "How about Heidan?"

Kan Qingzhou froze for a moment: "What... what?"

"Heidan," Tang Bu repeated again, and then asked Kan Qingzhou's opinion, "Does it sound good?"

Kan Qingzhou was silent for a while before this more earthy name. He suddenly thought that if Tang Bu wanted a child, he would not be able to adopt Tang Bu.

However, this name made Kan Qingzhou smile comfortably. He already knew that Tang Bu would most likely not have children.

"Well, it sounds good, as long as you like it."

Tang Bu chuckled and suddenly leaned over and kissed Kan Qingzhou.

Kan Qingzhou froze for a moment, and Tang Bu took advantage of his surprise to pry open his lips and handed something over.

Tang Bu didn't have too much nostalgia, he sat up straight again after touching it and said with a smile: "I'll eat it for you."

"what……"

After hearing this, Kan Qingzhou subconsciously felt it with her tongue—it had no taste and could not be bitten.

Tang Bu still smiled and said: "Carton box."

Kan Qingzhou turned her head to look at Tang Bu and then spat out what was in her mouth.

Tang Bu tilted his head in confusion: "Don't you like it?"

Kan Qingzhou reached for his mouth: "This is not edible, do you still have it in your mouth? Spit it out."

Tang Bu: "Uhhhhhhh!" How can I spit it out when you blocked my mouth?

Kan Qingzhou pretended not to understand, squeezed his warm and slippery tongue with two fingers, then scraped the other party's mouth before reluctantly taking it out.

Kan Qingzhou pinched the scraps of paper in her fingers and said, "In the future, you can't chew and eat indiscriminately."

Angrily, Tang Bu rubbed the saliva from the corner of his mouth on Kan Qingzhou's arm.

Kan Qingzhou laughed and raised his head with the other hand to kiss him and gave him a sweet date: "Tell me what you want to eat and I will make it for you."

Tang Bu was coaxed and said happily: "Alright."

After finishing his meal, Tang Bu lay contentedly on the bed and lifted his shirt and patted his belly.

This is what Kan Qingzhou saw when he finished washing the dishes and went into the bedroom. He felt that Tang Bu was nakedly seducing him.

He walked over and pulled off Tang Bu's clothes: "Be careful of catching a cold."

Tang Bu didn't resist, he asked as if he suddenly remembered something: "Can I wash the dishes for you?"

If Kan Qingzhou hadn't watched Tang Bu go upstairs while he was doing the dishes, he would have almost believed that Tang Bu asked that he really wanted to share the housework.

"No, I'm done brushing."

Tang Bu laughed out two small dimples, and said sweetly: "You are so kind."

Kan Qingzhou couldn't help but leaned down and kissed his dimples, and he suddenly wanted to go down and clean those bowls again.

Kan Qingzhou suddenly remembered something: "You should feed your little rabbit."

Tang Bu almost bounced off the bed when he heard the words, he looked at Kan Qingzhou with a look of surprise and vigilance, and said, "Where is it?"

Kan Qingzhou wondered why Tang Bu would ask such a question. Logically speaking, he should know where the two rabbits were kept, but Tang Bu's behavior, which was insane, was somewhat incomprehensible and illogical, and it was normal.

So Kan Qingzhou replied, "Guest room."

Tang Bu opened his eyes wide in disbelief. He seemed to be pissed off, his chest heaved violently for a while before he said, "You... you actually raised someone else behind my back?! Or are you raising them at home?!"

Kan Qingzhou was strangely silent for a moment, then he pressed Tang Bu's head and said, "My fault, I should have taken the initiative to feed you without asking."

Hearing this, Tang Bu lowered his head and snickered for a while before saying, "Then you go."

Kan Qingzhou: "..."

Has Tang Bu started to do this now in order not to take care of the rabbit...

Kan Qingzhou didn't like small animals very much, and he didn't want to take care of them, so he wondered if he could find a time to send the two rabbits away, but...he was really afraid that Tang Bu would get angry with him after sending them away.

It's just... very sad.

Seeing Kan Qingzhou's expression, Tang Bu raised his head and kissed Kan Qingzhou on the cheek, saying, "Thank you for your hard work."

Feeling the softness left on her cheeks, Kan Qingzhou thought, actually, it's good for these two rabbits to stay here.

Not so worried.

When Kan Qingzhou passed by, two rabbits were resting in the cage, one on the left and the other on the right.

It seems that without Tang Buhoo and them, they would have lived comfortably. Kan Qingzhou couldn't help laughing at the thought.

After filling the two rabbits with grass and rabbit food, he returned to the bedroom and saw Tang Bu squatting on the bed with his trousers off, his back facing him, not knowing what he was doing.

"What are you doing?"

Tang Bu turned his head and said solemnly: "Shit."

Kan Qingzhou plucked her ears in disbelief: "What... what?"

Tang Bu's five senses suddenly used all his strength, and Kan Qingzhou hurriedly lifted Tang Bu up in fright: "Why don't you go to the toilet?"

Kan Qingzhou felt a vague headache.

Tang Bu blinked his eyes and said confidently: "Little rabbit likes you and shit on your bed!"

Kan Qingzhou: "..."

This is Suo Yuyan.Does the book say it leaves a smell?

Kan Qingzhou felt that he couldn't bear it.

Tang Bu continued: "You can have fun secretly."

Kan Qingzhou suddenly wanted to take a picture of this scene, and then show it to Tang Bu after he regained his senses, to see his reaction.

Kan Qingzhou: "You can do it if you want, but you can wash the sheets later."

Tang Bu was stunned for a moment.

Kan Qingzhou also asked considerately: "Can I give you space?"

Tang Bu suddenly threw himself on the bed with a bang, covered his face with a blanket and pretended to be asleep: "Little rabbit is asleep, good night.

Kan Qingzhou was a little dumbfounded.

Whiteboard——

Kan Qingzhou: I think Tang Bu is seducing me no matter what he does.

Tang Bu: Shit too?

Kan Qingzhou: ...

Today's lesson of Tangbu Small Classroom: How to cultivate a silly boyfriend who takes the initiative to help you and enjoys it.