open a zoo at home

Tang Bu put one leg on the back of the sofa and waved at the black rabbit, "Heidan, come here."

The little black rabbit left a chocolate bean on the ground indifferently.

Kan Qingzhou resigned to his fate and squatted down to pick up the paper. He raised his head and wanted to discuss with Tang Bu whether he could put the two rabbits back in the cage, when Tang Bu was lying on the sofa shaking his feet, and his shorts were Under the action of gravity, it slipped and fell half-exposed at the base of the thigh, which made people imagine.

Kan Qingzhou felt that Tang Bu was seducing him again.

Kan Qingzhou thought, today is the weekend, they have nothing to do, they can find something to do.

Naturally, Tang Bu didn't know Kan Qingzhou's hooligan thoughts. Seeing that the black rabbit ignored him, he changed his target and waved to the white rabbit: "Tie Zhu, come here."

The little white rabbit stood on the spot and looked around for a while, then jumped up and down and ran towards Tang Bu.

"Hey, so cute."

Tang Bu happily picked up the white rabbit and put it on his stomach, then fed a vegetable leaf.

He smiled and watched Tie Zhu eat the leaves of the vegetable, then patted his head and taught him earnestly: "Hey, call me dad, dad—— dad."

The white rabbit tilted its head and looked at Tang Bu strangely.

Kan Qingzhou stood up and threw the ball of paper into the trash can: "It's useless for you to teach him this."

"Huh? Why?" Tang Bu tilted his head to look at him.

Kan Qingzhou did not answer his question, but continued persuasively: "Instead of teaching him, you can teach me something useful."

Tang Bu was puzzled and tentatively asked slowly: "Do you want to learn to be called Dad too?"

Kan Qingzhou: "..."

Facts have proved that it is not the two rabbits, nor Kan Qingzhou, but Tang Bu who have learned how to call Dad all afternoon.

Tang Bu's voice, which was still moaning for a second, was hoarse, and the next second he put on his pants and refused to recognize anyone. He wrapped himself in a blanket and said in a hoarse voice: "We won't have a next time."

Kan Qingzhou looked at the book "Human Body Structure" on the bedside table with some headaches, and said, "What's wrong? Ancestor?"

Kan Qingzhou felt that he had improved a lot. He felt that Tang Bu would not dislike him any more this time, but this gesture of turning his face and denying others... Kan Qingzhou really didn't understand.

Tang Bu murmured sullenly, "You don't understand me."

Kan Qingzhou turned his body over: "What's wrong with me, can you tell me?"

Tang Bu glared at him: "You useless man, let me teach you all this?"

Kan Qingzhou choked.

Kan Qingzhou was very depressed.

-

Ms. Tian Peijun came to visit suddenly without saying hello. The other party was full of shopping bags and opened the door with a key without ringing the doorbell.

She listened to the conversation between the two inside in horror at the entrance, and almost threw away the shopping bag in her hand in fright.

She only heard Tang Bu shouting angrily inside: "They are your children and you treat them like this?"

Then Kan Qingzhou said: "They have been excreting everywhere, making the house very dirty."

Tang Bu: "Then why don't you follow their buttocks and pick them up?"

Kan Qingzhou reasoned in a good voice: "Okay, but in the same way, they are also your children, so can you condescend to help pick them up when I'm not around?"

Tang Bu: "Kan Qingzhou, you scumbag, after all, you just don't want to be responsible. Why didn't you say that when you were happy that you didn't take measures?"

Tian Peijun was shocked to digest the excessive amount of information. She had already imagined a series of big dramas in her mind. The poor Tang Bu was deceived into believing it by the big-tailed wolf.

She felt a little dizzy, the amount of information was too much for him to digest for a while, and she didn't know which point to start with.

Her first reaction was to call Kan Dong, but the beeping sound of the phone alarmed the two "quarreling" in the living room.

Kan Qingzhou looked up: "Mom, when did you come? Why didn't you tell me?"

At the same time, Kan Dong's voice on the other end of the phone also rang: "What's the matter, wife?"

The excessive amount of information made Tian Peijun's brain a little blank.

At the same time, Tang Bu also turned his head away. He was holding two rabbits, one black and one white, in his arms. After seeing Tian Peijun, he shouted excitedly: "Mom!"

Tian Peijun's mother completely reacted to this sound, and he looked at Tang Bu with some pity in his eyes: "Poor baby."

She thought that Tang Bu didn't even have parents and would be deceived by a scumbag like Kan Qingzhou.

She thought, Kan Qingzhou is really far behind Kan Dong.

And she is painfully aware that her son who looks well-dressed on the surface may actually be a well-dressed beast.

Ms. Tian Peijun was so sad: "Qingzhou, Mom is really disappointed in you."

Kan Qingzhou: "???"

Tang Bu thought of putting his two sons in a cage, and Kan Qingzhou nodded in agreement: "Kan Qingzhou, I'm really disappointed in you too."

Kan Qingzhou: "..."

Tian Peijun hung up the phone during Kan Dong's inquiry "Is that brat Kan Qingzhou mad at you again?" She looked at Kan Qingzhou sadly: "Where is the girl? Where is the child? When will the baby be born?" What? Why don't we know anything about it?"

When Kan Qingzhou heard Ms. Tian Peijun's question, she knew that she must have listened to the conversation between him and Tang Bu without thinking.

Kan Qingzhou was quite helpless, he didn't know that he was such an image in Ms. Tian Peijun's mind: "Mom, you misunderstood, there are no children..."

Before Kan Qingzhou finished speaking, Tang Bu jumped up and held two rabbits in front of Tian Peijun: "Here."

"Huh? Where is it?"

"Here," Tang Bu said, holding up two rabbits, "Look, mom, they look a lot like Governor Kanqing."

Tian Peijun looked at the rabbit in Tang Bu's arms silently, and for a while—she stretched out her fingers tremblingly in disbelief: "These two rabbits?!"

Kan Qingzhou couldn't laugh or cry: "Ms. Tian Peijun, what image do I have in your heart? I think your trust in your son is a little low."

Tian Peijun touched his nose in embarrassment and changed the subject abruptly: "My sister and I bought some clothes for you when we went shopping, you can see if they suit you."

Tang Bu lowered his head and said to the two rabbits, "Call me grandma."

The white rabbit didn't move, and the black rabbit bit Tang Bu's hand with a whimper.

Tang Bu was impotent and furious: "You are unfilial! I should have listened to your mother and put you in a cage!"

Tian Peijun: "..." The relationship is so chaotic.

Kan Qingzhou: "People are a bit stupid, so please bear with me."

Wait, Ms. Tian Peijun suddenly realized something... These two rabbits are the children of Tang Bu and Kan Qingzhou... Tang Bu also said that Kan Qingzhou would not do it...cough cough...

She looked at Kan Qingzhou in shock as if she had received another huge message: "You! Kan Qingzhou, you took advantage of people's danger to give...to...?!"

"Mom, I want to tell you some news, you digest it," Kan Qingzhou said after a pause, "We're married."

"Oh, you're married...ah no, isn't it just taking advantage of someone's danger when you cheat someone into marrying you when he's insane?!"

"We got married before Tang Bu lost his mind."

Tian Peijun felt a little confused.

Kan Qingzhou told all the ins and outs. They were in love with each other and liked each other. There was no need for Kan Qingzhou to hide anything. If it wasn't for this accident, he would find an opportunity to explain it to them.

After Kan Qingzhou finished speaking, he poured Tian Peijun a glass of water and let him sit on the sofa to digest the matter. He thought that Ms. Tian Peijun would ask why such a big matter was hidden from them, but he didn't expect ...

After taking a sip of water, Tian Peijun said in disbelief, "Why does Xiao Bu like you, a boring gourd?"

Kan Qingzhou: "..." It's just... quite a headache.

Tang Bu looked aggrieved: "Little rabbit is blind."

Kan Qingzhou: "..." My headache got worse.

-

Tang Bu didn't give Tian Peijun time to digest. Seeing Tian Peijun sitting next to him, he happily introduced his sons to him.

Tian Peijun's attention was temporarily attracted by the fluffy little rabbit, and she fondled the white rabbit's fur: "It's so cute, when did you buy it?"

Tang Bu looked serious: "Buying and selling human beings is against the law."

Kan Qingzhou hastily made amends: "Just a few days ago."

The white rabbit licked Tian Peijun's palm affectionately, Tian Peijun happily fed it with a leaf, and asked curiously, "What's his name?"

Tang Bu: "Iron pillar."

"what?"

Tang Bu: "Tang Tiezhu."

Tian Peijun: "...Then... where's the black one?"

Tang Bu: "Heidan, Kan Heidan."

Tian Peijun laughed out loud, "Who named this?"

Tang Bu blinked and said, "I got together with Kan Qingzhou."

"Oh," Tian Peijun said regretfully, "Why did you ask Qing Zhou to name him? He is not good at aesthetics."

Tang Bu put on a show and sighed: "Let's call it alive."

Kan Qingzhou: "???"

Whiteboard——

Small mathematics class - Tang Bujia Tian Peijun is equal to Kan Qingzhou's headache set meal.

Black Rabbit: If possible, I would kill Tang Bu.

Tang Bu: Only an idiot would improve his skills by watching "The Structure of the Human Body". (Smile)