Shan Qianmian was determined not to go back, so he simply confessed everything!
If you die, you die!Anyway, the reason is valid, even if they go back and tell Xianjun, the worst result will not be worse than now!
Shan Qianmian left for three years, grew up for three years, and even imitated Xianjun to adopt homeless children and experience Xianjun's life.only……
After all, I am too poor, I have no ability to earn money, and I dragged a bunch of children to suffer with me, and I didn't even learn medical skills well, and I couldn't even keep a child...
Thinking of this, he sobbed sadly, his nose kept bubbling!
Qing Chenxu and Duan Mu were speechless for a while, and the child was forced to cry!
The one-thousand-face approach is reasonable and reasonable, and the handling method is much better than those who cry, make trouble, and hang themselves.
Although the words are awkward, they are not bad-hearted anyway.Qing Chenxu was persuaded by him.
Then, the system warning came——
[Host, please don't forget your mission!Once the mission fails, what the target loses is love, and what you lose is your life! 】
Qing Chenxu came to his senses and turned on the survival mode——
"Shan Qianmian, if I help you chase the medicine king Xianjun, will you go back?"
"I believe you ghost, you stutter and cripple are very bad!"
Qing Chenxu gently took the man aside, pointed to Duan Mu for him to see, and said in a low voice, "Look at my junior brother, he is a good-looking talent! He used to like women, but then he slept in my bed!"
Shan Qian smacked his tongue: "You're really yin!"
Qing Chenxu slapped him on the ground, and stared condescendingly at death: "Do you know why your fairy has never called you?"
"Why... why?"
"Because you lack a little charisma! It's the kind that can't be described..."
"speak English!"
Qing Chenxu grabbed his ear and reprimanded loudly: "The first thing you hate the most is that you speak without thinking! I really want to stuff you back into your mother's stomach!"
"Second point, the clothes are too naive, and the skin is not well maintained. How can you make people feel pity for a rough old man?"
Shan Qianmian asked strangely: "Then what should I do?"
"The appearance is not enough to make up for makeup. People rely on clothes and horses. Start with image. Then there is sentiment. What do you know?"
Shan Qianmian scratched his head: "I can change my face and do somersaults!"
"Changing face?!" Qing Chenxu slapped him directly: "Who wants to watch you do somersaults, play piano, chess, calligraphy, play and sing?"
"will not."
"Can you act like a baby?" Qing Chenxu asked directly.
"Uh..." Shan Qianmian was directly confused, "What kind of trick is this?"
"If you want to catch a man's heart, you must first learn to act like a baby! Remember the point?"
"Ang, I seem to have remembered it!" Shan Qianmian perfunctory.
Qing Chenxu nodded: "Okay, let me have a look first!"
Shan Qianmian glanced at Duan Mu, feeling awkward: "Isn't that good? A big man is acting like a baby..."
"What's wrong, you still expect Yao Wang Xianjun to act like a baby to you?" Qing Chenxu's big eyes widened!
"This..." Shan Qianmian splashed out, "All right, all right, I'll try..."
Shan Qianmian stood and brewed his emotions for a while, then suddenly his style of painting changed suddenly, he tore off his collar, and came to Qing Chenxu: "Xian Jun... I'm back... I miss you so much... ah ah ah !"
Qing Chenxu directly gave him a series of critical blows: "I told you to act like a baby! You are playing a hooligan for me! I will beat you to death!!"
Qing Chenxu helped Duan Mu to sit down, stared at Shan Qianmian: "You show me, I will only demonstrate once!"
Shan Qianmian's correct posture is related to lifelong happiness, and he must take it seriously.
screen:
Qing Chenxu made a cup of tea for Duan Mu and motioned him to drink it.Duan Mu had no choice but to cooperate, but as soon as he picked it up, he was knocked over by Qing Chenxu, and the water splashed all over his body.
"Ah! I'm sorry, brother...it's all because of my carelessness—" Qing Chenxu's tone was contrived.
He then knelt down, took out a small handkerchief to wipe Duan Mu's clothes, and at the same time felt wronged: "I'm sorry, brother... I know I was wrong... Can you, forgive me... forgive me--"
This scene gave Duan Muzheng a thunderbolt from the blue sky, the corners of his mouth could not help twitching, he clenched his fists and forcibly held back: "I forgive you!"
Shan Qianmian couldn't believe his eyes, and absorbed the essentials seriously.
At the end of the performance, Qing Chenxu hugged Duan Mu's shoulder: "How do you feel about my performance?"
Duan Mu approved with a face: "The expression is very good!"
Qing Chenxu was satisfied, and looked at Shan Qianmian: "To sum it up, the main points are: being a coward, pretending to be weak, and being unable to take care of yourself. Understand it yourself."
"Okay, that's all for today, you go back and practice hard! If there is no problem, leave tomorrow to return to Medicine King Valley!"
"So fast?" Shan Qianmian hesitated, "Those children..."
"Take it away together!" Qing Chenxu smiled, "Bring them all back to the Valley of the Medicine King. From now on, you will be responsible for the beauty and beauty, and your immortal king will be responsible for earning money to support the family!"
When Shan Qianmian thought of Xianjun, his face became hot, and he quickly withdrew!
As soon as the person left, Qing Chenxu Erlang turned his legs up and tilted his head, out of shape: "Duan Mu...can you ask someone to get me some bath water, I'm so tired—"
Duan Mu looked like he had seen a ghost.
Two quarters of an hour later, Qing Chenxu sat comfortably in the bathtub, Duan Mu waited for him to wipe his back, and asked his doubts: "What did you do after you went out last night?"
"Don't mention it, that little bastard Shan Qianmian killed me! It's not a big problem, I'll go back tomorrow!"
Duan Mu was silent for a while, and then asked again: "Senior Brother Six, don't you find it strange that I haven't looked for you for a whole day and night since you disappeared?"
Qing Chenxu was dumbfounded, and hurriedly talked nonsense: "How do I know this, shouldn't you ask yourself this?"
Duan Mu walked around in front of him, bent down and looked at him: "Senior Brother Six, you have nothing to hide from me, right?"
"No!" Qing Chenxu answered solemnly.Lie back after finishing the work, "Hurry up and rub the front of me too. Your level of serving people is getting higher and higher——"
"Really!" Duan Mu pulled his waistband and took off his clothes, "Sixth Senior Brother, I'm afraid I forgot, I have made achievements in other areas as well!"
In the early morning of the next day, the two of them packed up and were ready to leave when someone knocked on the door.
Duan Mu went to open the door, and it was Dan Qianmian: "I can't go anymore, the five hundred miles around are guarded by ghost soldiers, and now the soldiers are searching from house to house!"
"Not only that, the ghost king also grabbed some furnaces and knelt at the gate of the king's city, threatening that if... he didn't show up, he would kill someone every hour!"
Duan Mu frowned: "Who are they looking for?"
Shan Qianmian raised his hand and pointed at Qing Shen Xu: "He..."
"Come in first!" Duan Mu let Shan Qianmian into the room, and then asked carefully: "What's going on?"
Qing Chenxu narrated it from the beginning to the end, and Duan Mu drew his sword and was about to chop off a thousand noodles: "You sold my sixth brother for 10 taels of gold?! I killed you!"
Qing Chenxu hurriedly pulled him back: "Forget it, I broke his rhubarb's leg, and it's settled!"
Shan Qianmian also knew that he had caused trouble, so he simply said: "I caused the trouble, I will settle it!"
"What can you do?" Duan Mu was furious!
"I know how to change a thousand things. As long as I become him and go to the palace, I can withdraw my troops at that time, and you can leave safely."
Duan Mu snorted coldly: "You are smart, you dare to act, you are a man!"
Qing Chenxu came to his senses: "It's fine, you have such a treasure as Rhubarb, so it's not difficult to escape, right?"
Shan Qianmian was stunned for a moment, nodded and said, "Yes, I have rhubarb, the most powerful escape technique in the world!"
Just then, the system beeped.
Qing Chenxu was silent for a while, then suddenly said: "Well, Duan Mu, you go outside to watch out for us first, I have something I want to say to Shan Qianmian alone."
If you die, you die!Anyway, the reason is valid, even if they go back and tell Xianjun, the worst result will not be worse than now!
Shan Qianmian left for three years, grew up for three years, and even imitated Xianjun to adopt homeless children and experience Xianjun's life.only……
After all, I am too poor, I have no ability to earn money, and I dragged a bunch of children to suffer with me, and I didn't even learn medical skills well, and I couldn't even keep a child...
Thinking of this, he sobbed sadly, his nose kept bubbling!
Qing Chenxu and Duan Mu were speechless for a while, and the child was forced to cry!
The one-thousand-face approach is reasonable and reasonable, and the handling method is much better than those who cry, make trouble, and hang themselves.
Although the words are awkward, they are not bad-hearted anyway.Qing Chenxu was persuaded by him.
Then, the system warning came——
[Host, please don't forget your mission!Once the mission fails, what the target loses is love, and what you lose is your life! 】
Qing Chenxu came to his senses and turned on the survival mode——
"Shan Qianmian, if I help you chase the medicine king Xianjun, will you go back?"
"I believe you ghost, you stutter and cripple are very bad!"
Qing Chenxu gently took the man aside, pointed to Duan Mu for him to see, and said in a low voice, "Look at my junior brother, he is a good-looking talent! He used to like women, but then he slept in my bed!"
Shan Qian smacked his tongue: "You're really yin!"
Qing Chenxu slapped him on the ground, and stared condescendingly at death: "Do you know why your fairy has never called you?"
"Why... why?"
"Because you lack a little charisma! It's the kind that can't be described..."
"speak English!"
Qing Chenxu grabbed his ear and reprimanded loudly: "The first thing you hate the most is that you speak without thinking! I really want to stuff you back into your mother's stomach!"
"Second point, the clothes are too naive, and the skin is not well maintained. How can you make people feel pity for a rough old man?"
Shan Qianmian asked strangely: "Then what should I do?"
"The appearance is not enough to make up for makeup. People rely on clothes and horses. Start with image. Then there is sentiment. What do you know?"
Shan Qianmian scratched his head: "I can change my face and do somersaults!"
"Changing face?!" Qing Chenxu slapped him directly: "Who wants to watch you do somersaults, play piano, chess, calligraphy, play and sing?"
"will not."
"Can you act like a baby?" Qing Chenxu asked directly.
"Uh..." Shan Qianmian was directly confused, "What kind of trick is this?"
"If you want to catch a man's heart, you must first learn to act like a baby! Remember the point?"
"Ang, I seem to have remembered it!" Shan Qianmian perfunctory.
Qing Chenxu nodded: "Okay, let me have a look first!"
Shan Qianmian glanced at Duan Mu, feeling awkward: "Isn't that good? A big man is acting like a baby..."
"What's wrong, you still expect Yao Wang Xianjun to act like a baby to you?" Qing Chenxu's big eyes widened!
"This..." Shan Qianmian splashed out, "All right, all right, I'll try..."
Shan Qianmian stood and brewed his emotions for a while, then suddenly his style of painting changed suddenly, he tore off his collar, and came to Qing Chenxu: "Xian Jun... I'm back... I miss you so much... ah ah ah !"
Qing Chenxu directly gave him a series of critical blows: "I told you to act like a baby! You are playing a hooligan for me! I will beat you to death!!"
Qing Chenxu helped Duan Mu to sit down, stared at Shan Qianmian: "You show me, I will only demonstrate once!"
Shan Qianmian's correct posture is related to lifelong happiness, and he must take it seriously.
screen:
Qing Chenxu made a cup of tea for Duan Mu and motioned him to drink it.Duan Mu had no choice but to cooperate, but as soon as he picked it up, he was knocked over by Qing Chenxu, and the water splashed all over his body.
"Ah! I'm sorry, brother...it's all because of my carelessness—" Qing Chenxu's tone was contrived.
He then knelt down, took out a small handkerchief to wipe Duan Mu's clothes, and at the same time felt wronged: "I'm sorry, brother... I know I was wrong... Can you, forgive me... forgive me--"
This scene gave Duan Muzheng a thunderbolt from the blue sky, the corners of his mouth could not help twitching, he clenched his fists and forcibly held back: "I forgive you!"
Shan Qianmian couldn't believe his eyes, and absorbed the essentials seriously.
At the end of the performance, Qing Chenxu hugged Duan Mu's shoulder: "How do you feel about my performance?"
Duan Mu approved with a face: "The expression is very good!"
Qing Chenxu was satisfied, and looked at Shan Qianmian: "To sum it up, the main points are: being a coward, pretending to be weak, and being unable to take care of yourself. Understand it yourself."
"Okay, that's all for today, you go back and practice hard! If there is no problem, leave tomorrow to return to Medicine King Valley!"
"So fast?" Shan Qianmian hesitated, "Those children..."
"Take it away together!" Qing Chenxu smiled, "Bring them all back to the Valley of the Medicine King. From now on, you will be responsible for the beauty and beauty, and your immortal king will be responsible for earning money to support the family!"
When Shan Qianmian thought of Xianjun, his face became hot, and he quickly withdrew!
As soon as the person left, Qing Chenxu Erlang turned his legs up and tilted his head, out of shape: "Duan Mu...can you ask someone to get me some bath water, I'm so tired—"
Duan Mu looked like he had seen a ghost.
Two quarters of an hour later, Qing Chenxu sat comfortably in the bathtub, Duan Mu waited for him to wipe his back, and asked his doubts: "What did you do after you went out last night?"
"Don't mention it, that little bastard Shan Qianmian killed me! It's not a big problem, I'll go back tomorrow!"
Duan Mu was silent for a while, and then asked again: "Senior Brother Six, don't you find it strange that I haven't looked for you for a whole day and night since you disappeared?"
Qing Chenxu was dumbfounded, and hurriedly talked nonsense: "How do I know this, shouldn't you ask yourself this?"
Duan Mu walked around in front of him, bent down and looked at him: "Senior Brother Six, you have nothing to hide from me, right?"
"No!" Qing Chenxu answered solemnly.Lie back after finishing the work, "Hurry up and rub the front of me too. Your level of serving people is getting higher and higher——"
"Really!" Duan Mu pulled his waistband and took off his clothes, "Sixth Senior Brother, I'm afraid I forgot, I have made achievements in other areas as well!"
In the early morning of the next day, the two of them packed up and were ready to leave when someone knocked on the door.
Duan Mu went to open the door, and it was Dan Qianmian: "I can't go anymore, the five hundred miles around are guarded by ghost soldiers, and now the soldiers are searching from house to house!"
"Not only that, the ghost king also grabbed some furnaces and knelt at the gate of the king's city, threatening that if... he didn't show up, he would kill someone every hour!"
Duan Mu frowned: "Who are they looking for?"
Shan Qianmian raised his hand and pointed at Qing Shen Xu: "He..."
"Come in first!" Duan Mu let Shan Qianmian into the room, and then asked carefully: "What's going on?"
Qing Chenxu narrated it from the beginning to the end, and Duan Mu drew his sword and was about to chop off a thousand noodles: "You sold my sixth brother for 10 taels of gold?! I killed you!"
Qing Chenxu hurriedly pulled him back: "Forget it, I broke his rhubarb's leg, and it's settled!"
Shan Qianmian also knew that he had caused trouble, so he simply said: "I caused the trouble, I will settle it!"
"What can you do?" Duan Mu was furious!
"I know how to change a thousand things. As long as I become him and go to the palace, I can withdraw my troops at that time, and you can leave safely."
Duan Mu snorted coldly: "You are smart, you dare to act, you are a man!"
Qing Chenxu came to his senses: "It's fine, you have such a treasure as Rhubarb, so it's not difficult to escape, right?"
Shan Qianmian was stunned for a moment, nodded and said, "Yes, I have rhubarb, the most powerful escape technique in the world!"
Just then, the system beeped.
Qing Chenxu was silent for a while, then suddenly said: "Well, Duan Mu, you go outside to watch out for us first, I have something I want to say to Shan Qianmian alone."
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