Quick time travel: Heihua Jiaojiao always wants to abduct me

Ke Lie sat on the bridge, looking at the rushing river under his feet, he threw the leaves he picked up into the river one by one.

Suddenly, there was another person beside him, and he saw Ye Lin sitting next to him.

Not in the mood to say anything to him now, Ke Lie continued to throw leaves. He had more than a dozen leaves in his hand, and he had already thrown a lot.

"I have an idea." Ye Lin next to him suddenly said.

Ke Lie glanced at him.

"Seeing you sitting here makes me want to push you down."

"Are you seriously ill?" Ke Lie gave him a blank look, this person really has something wrong.

"What's wrong with you?" Ye Lin moved a little closer to him.

Ke Lie also moved away from him: "It's a bit unacceptable, so calm down."

"What can't be accepted?" Ye Lin continued to move.

Ke Lie frowned and continued to move his position: "Suddenly I became the son of a billionaire."

Ye Lin felt normal: "You have many merits and virtues, and your family members who are still alive will get the best luck because of you."

"If you didn't learn this Taoism, you could become a billionaire yourself."

Ke Lie looked at the river, that is to say, if he changed his career, he could get rich?

"But it's useless even if you change your career now."

Ke Lie glanced at him, is he a roundworm in his stomach?

Why does he know everything!

"You are now a disciple of the Maoshan School. You will improve your Taoism, so don't even think about making money."

He patted his little head: "Now let's think about some things about weeding out the strong and helping the weak. I found that Taoist priest."

Ke Lie stood up and patted the dust on his pants: "Go, go and kill him!"

Seeing him like this, Ye Lin raised the corners of his mouth slightly.

Ke Lie went to the entrance of the village to push his little eDonkey.

"Xiao Lie, when will we hold the wedding wine?" Several aunts sat under the tree and looked at him with smiles.

"What wedding wine?" Ke Lie wondered.

"Didn't it mean that you found a daughter-in-law in the city?"

"Yeah, when will you bring it back and show it to the ladies."

They kowtowed melon seeds with gossipy faces.

Ke Lie didn't even know that he had found a daughter-in-law from the city, but they did? !

"You don't want to be picky, Xiao Lie. If a girl doesn't dislike you for being in prison, don't dislike her being short."

"When have I been in jail?" Ke Lie was shocked.

"Who said it? It said that you didn't go home last year because you were caught stealing batteries outside."

"Er Zhuzi's mother said it."

Ke Lie: "..."

"I heard that your daughter-in-law in the city is as short as those seven dwarfs, but she looks good. When will you bring her back?"

Ke Lie: "..."

He was riding his bike to leave, Ye Lin stood beside him, and Ke Lie looked at him: "Where's your Rolls-Royce?"

"Not on."

"What did you drive?"

Ye Lin slightly raised his eyebrows: "It's floating here."

Ke Lie looked at the big sun, who said ghosts are afraid of the sun?Maybe it's because I'm afraid of the heat.

"Hey, is this young man your friend? Are you married? Not married, introduce him to my daughter."

"Wang Dahua, don't rob me, this young man is more suitable for my daughter!"

"If you fart, your daughter is only 150, which is enough to reach someone's knee!"

"You bitch..."

"Stop arguing." Ye Lin got into Ke Lie's car, holding Ke Lie's waist: "I belong to him, the daughter-in-law in the city you mentioned."

Ke Lie turned to look at him and shocked me for a whole year, ah no, for a lifetime!