Quick time travel: Heihua Jiaojiao always wants to abduct me

Long Lin: "..."

Ke Lie had already turned around and went back, and brought back three durians in a moment, which were very big.

"Let's go."

Long Lin looked at the huge durians, each as big as two basketballs.

He carried it lightly, and soon arrived at Long Lin's house.

He put down the durian and placed it in the living room: "Kneel down, I'll cook, don't get up until it's ready."

"Daughter-in-law, I'll help you." He hurried into the kitchen.

"Who is the daughter-in-law? You'd better shut up and stop screaming." Ke Lie looked at him threateningly.

Long Lin chuckled: "My wife is you."

Ke Lie punched him, this time the target was his face, but Long Lin passed by in a flash.

He covered his face: "You can't hit your face, daughter-in-law."

Although he is good-looking, his wife is too good-looking. If he is disfigured, then more people will introduce him to male and female friends.

And myself...

He doubted that his mother would introduce him.

Ke Lie frowned: "You really don't kneel down on the durian?"

"Kneel!" Long Lin straightened his back: "A man, there is no reason to back down."

Ke Lie looked at him: "Go and kneel."

"Can you go after cooking? I'm hungry." He quickly took out the seafood and cleaned it: "I washed it clean."

"My technique is getting better."

Long Lin's intestines were full of regrets, he thought his wife would stop buying durians, but who knew he would go back and buy them.

And I didn't buy knee pads...

——I don’t know if I can put two pillows——

Ke Lie originally wanted to laugh at him for his lack of credibility, but when he saw that he was working neatly and brushing crabs cleanly, he swallowed his words back.

help too-

He prepared the seasoning, boiled the shrimp, steamed the crab, and braised the fish.

Long Lin was busy at the side for a while, seeing that there was nothing he could do to help, he slipped out quietly.

He smelled the durian smell all over the room, and he was a little suffocated.

He took out his small dagger and cut off the spikes on the durian.

This thorn is really hard, but fortunately his knife cuts iron like mud.

He flattened the plane of one, the second, and the third...

"Tsk tsk."

When he heard a taunt, he swiped his hand in a hurry, and blood gushed out all at once.

"Are you a pig?" Ke Lie frowned at him.

"Daughter-in-law, this broken knife cut me." He fell on the sofa: "Ah, I'm so dizzy, I can't kneel down on durians today, you sleep at my house all night, how about I kneel down for you tomorrow?"

"Ah, it hurts so much, I might die."

Ke Lie walked up to him and knelt down, Long Lin forgot how to act, he blinked, Ke Lie took his finger and put it in his mouth.

Long Lin stared blankly at his movements, and Ke Lie quickly took it out: "It's healed."

He stood up: "It's time to eat."

Long Lin looked at his fingers, if it wasn't for the blood on the ground, he really wouldn't believe that he was injured just now.

He swallowed his saliva, and quickly stood up: "Lielie, listen to my explanation..."

Ke Lie glanced at him, and Long Lin turned the durian over without being punctured: "I'll kneel down for you to see!"

He knelt down as soon as he said that.

Ke Lie frowned, this person is not cheating now?

but……

How does he feel, there is still a problem.

"Lielie, go and eat. I'll kneel down for a while. It's my fault for cheating today."

His face was determined.

Ke Lie glanced at him, and if he really went to eat by himself, this man would definitely not kneel properly, he was too lazy to care.