The paranoid actor sprinkles sugar every day
Chapter 11 The Ultimate Analysis of CP Girls
To be honest, after reading this trending search, even Jiang Silin almost thought that He Xiaofang was gay.
This guidance was simply too strong, Jiang Silin felt that he had harmed He Xiaofang, so he quickly opened a trumpet to fight underneath.
He is Brother Fang's biggest fanboy!
[It's just nonsense!He Xiaofang is absolutely straight, okay?Don’t say what you see in the marketing account. Is this interesting? 】
[Knock cp to enclose yourself, okay?We congratulate the film emperor to be beautiful alone! 】
……
He posted dozens of messages in a row, scolding and replying to others, and firmly stood his ground——He Xiaofang is a steel-barred straight man, no refutation is allowed!
Others don't know, how can Jiang Silin not know?
Assuming that He Xiaofang is really gay, he is hugged every day, and he often feels that Mr. He must have been overwhelmed for no reason when he wakes up in the morning. Why is he still a single old woman now? !
However, there is one thing to say, Jiang Silin was really disappointed by this group of CP girls.
For example, the "rational analysis" of her private chat:
[Let me give you a rational analysis. Last night, Actor He was carried to the bed by 40. There were footprints of two people under the bed. There was a triangle pattern in the middle of Actor He's footprints, and then the lights were turned off.
As a result... When the next day dawns, you notice that there are footprints of Film Emperor He in this place (the picture between the two beds), and the deepest print is from Film Emperor He's own bed, that is to say, he slept on his own bed yesterday. Movie Emperor He on the bed finally woke up on bed 40 and went back to his room!They have slept together! 】
The first moment after reading the analysis, Jiang Silin even wanted to ask them.
Do you have a microscope in each of your eyes?Just thinking about it and being terrified!
He didn't continue to quarrel, because several cohabiting partners outside the door were already waking him up.
"coming!"
Jiang Silin changed into clothes that were kept in the closet for farm work.
Going out, the first scene that catches the eye is the helpless smiles of several people.
"I didn't expect that you, a teetotal, would be the last one to wake up, young man, go to bed early and get up early."
Jiang Silin touched the back of his head embarrassingly: "Yes, I will definitely next time, there was a little accident today."
He Xiaofang glanced at him, not the slightest intimacy as when he was drunk last night, with a natural sense of alienation.
He approached Jiang Silin, took a closer look, pointed to his right eye and reminded softly: "It's not clean here."
Jiang Silin blinked, rubbed the place indicated by the other party, "No..."
Suddenly, a big hand touched his eyelids, and the warm touch made people feel as if they were still in a dream, and they lingered lingeringly.
He Xiaofang wiped Jiang Silin's eyes clean, paused, quickly withdrew his fingers, and coughed dryly: "Go out when you're done, and help me order the ingredients."
Only then did Jiang Silin come back to his senses, and nodded repeatedly.
"Ooh... good."
[Ahhh, I'm dead, Bingshan Movie King helping his little wife wipe eye poop can be made so sweet by them, absolutely! 】
So, He Xiaofang, Jiang Silin, and Liang Lin went out.
The village is not considered poor, and every household has farmland. In fact, the small life is pretty good.
Moreover, the air here is fresh, which makes people feel refreshed.
Jiang Silin began to assign tasks: "I asked Brother Liang everywhere, Brother Fang doesn't like to talk, so I just need to help later."
Liang Lin readily accepted, and He Xiaofang had no objections.
He Xiaofang and Liang Lin asked around to see if anyone could let them work and get food.
As a result, there was none.
The first family to ask said: "It is impossible to give. The harvest has been bad recently, and no one has much surplus food. Give it up."
After asking like this for more than an hour, my mouth was worn out, but I got nothing.
Just when the two were about to give up, He Xiaofang put his right hand on Jiang Silin's shoulder and squeezed it, and said, "Let me ask."
As he said that, he went up to the house of the first family that Jiang Silin had asked, but when he arrived, he didn't say anything, but the host took the initiative to speak.
"You are He Xiaofang! What? Want ingredients? Yes, yes, yes, you can sign me and I will promise you anything! You can have as much food as you want!"
Jiang Silin & Liang Lin: "?"
This guidance was simply too strong, Jiang Silin felt that he had harmed He Xiaofang, so he quickly opened a trumpet to fight underneath.
He is Brother Fang's biggest fanboy!
[It's just nonsense!He Xiaofang is absolutely straight, okay?Don’t say what you see in the marketing account. Is this interesting? 】
[Knock cp to enclose yourself, okay?We congratulate the film emperor to be beautiful alone! 】
……
He posted dozens of messages in a row, scolding and replying to others, and firmly stood his ground——He Xiaofang is a steel-barred straight man, no refutation is allowed!
Others don't know, how can Jiang Silin not know?
Assuming that He Xiaofang is really gay, he is hugged every day, and he often feels that Mr. He must have been overwhelmed for no reason when he wakes up in the morning. Why is he still a single old woman now? !
However, there is one thing to say, Jiang Silin was really disappointed by this group of CP girls.
For example, the "rational analysis" of her private chat:
[Let me give you a rational analysis. Last night, Actor He was carried to the bed by 40. There were footprints of two people under the bed. There was a triangle pattern in the middle of Actor He's footprints, and then the lights were turned off.
As a result... When the next day dawns, you notice that there are footprints of Film Emperor He in this place (the picture between the two beds), and the deepest print is from Film Emperor He's own bed, that is to say, he slept on his own bed yesterday. Movie Emperor He on the bed finally woke up on bed 40 and went back to his room!They have slept together! 】
The first moment after reading the analysis, Jiang Silin even wanted to ask them.
Do you have a microscope in each of your eyes?Just thinking about it and being terrified!
He didn't continue to quarrel, because several cohabiting partners outside the door were already waking him up.
"coming!"
Jiang Silin changed into clothes that were kept in the closet for farm work.
Going out, the first scene that catches the eye is the helpless smiles of several people.
"I didn't expect that you, a teetotal, would be the last one to wake up, young man, go to bed early and get up early."
Jiang Silin touched the back of his head embarrassingly: "Yes, I will definitely next time, there was a little accident today."
He Xiaofang glanced at him, not the slightest intimacy as when he was drunk last night, with a natural sense of alienation.
He approached Jiang Silin, took a closer look, pointed to his right eye and reminded softly: "It's not clean here."
Jiang Silin blinked, rubbed the place indicated by the other party, "No..."
Suddenly, a big hand touched his eyelids, and the warm touch made people feel as if they were still in a dream, and they lingered lingeringly.
He Xiaofang wiped Jiang Silin's eyes clean, paused, quickly withdrew his fingers, and coughed dryly: "Go out when you're done, and help me order the ingredients."
Only then did Jiang Silin come back to his senses, and nodded repeatedly.
"Ooh... good."
[Ahhh, I'm dead, Bingshan Movie King helping his little wife wipe eye poop can be made so sweet by them, absolutely! 】
So, He Xiaofang, Jiang Silin, and Liang Lin went out.
The village is not considered poor, and every household has farmland. In fact, the small life is pretty good.
Moreover, the air here is fresh, which makes people feel refreshed.
Jiang Silin began to assign tasks: "I asked Brother Liang everywhere, Brother Fang doesn't like to talk, so I just need to help later."
Liang Lin readily accepted, and He Xiaofang had no objections.
He Xiaofang and Liang Lin asked around to see if anyone could let them work and get food.
As a result, there was none.
The first family to ask said: "It is impossible to give. The harvest has been bad recently, and no one has much surplus food. Give it up."
After asking like this for more than an hour, my mouth was worn out, but I got nothing.
Just when the two were about to give up, He Xiaofang put his right hand on Jiang Silin's shoulder and squeezed it, and said, "Let me ask."
As he said that, he went up to the house of the first family that Jiang Silin had asked, but when he arrived, he didn't say anything, but the host took the initiative to speak.
"You are He Xiaofang! What? Want ingredients? Yes, yes, yes, you can sign me and I will promise you anything! You can have as much food as you want!"
Jiang Silin & Liang Lin: "?"
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