The paranoid actor sprinkles sugar every day

On the first wedding anniversary of He Xiaofang and Jiang Silin, they were invited by the most famous talk show "A Date with Taro".

This talk show can be regarded as a mudslide in variety shows. The host Taro won a lot of laughter from the audience with his tricky angle and poisonous tongue. The talk show "A Date with Taro" is also incomparable.

The two were sitting on the sofa in front of the camera, facing the famous "entertainment industry soul reporter" Yam.

Taro, with short hair and short hair, said some simple opening remarks: "It's a great honor to invite the two of you. Next, I will have some friendly questions for you two. Is it convenient for you two to answer?"

Jiang Silin and He Xiaofang looked at each other and nodded: "Of course."

Taro shook his hair, his expression was not obvious: "As we all know, the two of you are the first and only same-sex couple in the inland entertainment industry to announce their relationship. , How did the two of you have the courage to expose your relationship, are you not afraid of family opposition, or misleading into the sexual orientation of some children today?"

Dude, the first question is that tricky.

It is indeed your taro.

He Xiao calmed down and said: "The matter of my parents is not a secret anymore. As for the mother of Linlin's family...you may not know it well. When Linlin and I didn't realize it when we were students, Mother Jiang would Already silently supporting us, she herself means that as long as we two are happy."

"As for the issue of misguiding some children's sexual orientation... I personally don't think it exists. After all, I grew up watching your show, and I ended up with Linlin."

Growing up watching taro shows...

As soon as He Xiaofang's words fell, the audience below all laughed.

They used to watch taro hate other people, and no one has ever hated taro.

However, He Xiaofang was not only angry, but also irrefutable!

Taro:"……"

Ten thousand critical strikes!

She forced a smile, and continued: "Then there is a question, although you two have distinct offenses, but who is the master of a guy?"

He Xiaofang answered directly: "The head of the family, of course it is my Linlin, I listen to my Linlin in everything."

When Jiang Silin heard this, he sneered mercilessly: "Listen to me for everything?"

He Xiaofang was puzzled: "Isn't it? I made the rice, I washed the dishes, I mopped the floor, I wiped the windows, I doted on my wife, I changed the sheets, and the underwear was... "

"Why are you talking about everything!!"

Before He Xiaofang could continue to speak, Jiang Silin rushed to He Xiaofang as if he was shocked, and covered his mouth.

As a result, He Xiao leaned back and fell down, being crushed by Jiang Silin in front of the audience.

Jiang Silin: "..." Fuck... this is a serious show!

He Xiaofang squinted his eyes, as if everything was planned.

He snorted angrily, "Linlin...it's a big crowd, it hurts so much when you crush me."

When the words fell, the audience screamed.

"Ahh! I came to see He Xiaofang get bullied, not to knock CP!"

Taro:"……"

She's just here for an interview, not for dog food.

"Cough cough cough... You two should restrain yourself a bit, our show cannot be blocked."

When the audience below heard this sentence, they laughed like crazy.

God damn is sealed, taro you also have today!

——Author’s words——

Woohoo, I wanted to end it in place, but it was so difficult to make up 20 words!