Scumbag ex, your white moonlight is staring at me

After getting into the car with big bags and small bags, Tong Yang remembered that he hadn't been to the martial arts gym for a long time.

You should practice or you have to practice, otherwise how can you always be eaten to death by this guy?

So, Tong Yang said to Yu Zetong: "Go to my master's house."

"doing what?"

"I'm going to practice martial arts at the nearby martial arts hall."

"Oh, that's the coach who went out to eat with you last time?"

"hold head high."

"In your current state, are you sure you can practice martial arts?"

"you sure?"

"I, I'm doing upper body exercises today, upper body exercises..." Oh my god, I'm so scared, I'm sweating.

"Yangyang, it's okay to rest for a few days, or is your coach more handsome, so you want to practice with him?"

Tong Yang felt that the atmosphere in the car was not right, he didn't even dare to turn his head, and hurriedly said, "He is so ugly, you are much prettier than him, you are the prettiest."

"Yangyang, you are getting more and more glib."

Tong Yang: Not bad, the only thing left that can protect me now is this mouth.

The two arrived at the martial arts gym together, the three exchanged pleasantries, and Tong Yang changed his clothes to warm up.

In the end, Zhou Feng came here with great difficulty, and there was something wrong with Zhou Feng.

At first the topic was normal, Zhou Feng invited Tong Yang to play games together at night: "Hey, shall we play games together at night?"

"Okay." Tong Yang didn't take it seriously, "Why do you suddenly want to play games with me?"

"Cheat the equipment for me. As soon as your little voice opens, I'll go. Come if you want anything."

Tong Yang: ...

Zhou Feng: "Aren't you coming?"

Tong Yang: "No need, I don't have time recently."

"Okay, why do you smell like medicine on your body?"

"Oh, a little injury, nothing."

Zhou Feng: "Since you're injured, why don't you practice lighter. Why don't you do some stretching today and relax. Come on, one, two, three, four, two, two, three, four, three, two, three, four, and do it again."

Tong Yang followed his movements and twisted a few times, feeling something was wrong.

"Old Zhou, when did you become a radio gymnastics coach?"

"No, no, I care about the students." Zhou Feng said while looking around.

Tong Yang: "Old Zhou, there is something wrong with you, tell me, did you eat something wrong?"

Zhou Feng leaned over and said in a low voice, "By the way, in the entertainment industry, is there any precedent for women disguised as men to earn a living?"

Tong Yang: "Huh?"

Zhou Feng blushed: "You, you, you, I always thought it was impossible for a boy to make a girl's voice..."

Tong Yang: "..."

"Yangyang, are you disguised as a man—"

Tong Yang: "Old Zhou, you are crazy, you must be crazy!"

Zhou Feng's eyes straightened: "Yeah, ever since you pretended to be a girl in front of me, something is wrong with me..."

Tong Yang: "Forget it, I will give you a little vacation today, you go and see your brain."

Zhou Feng: "Show me!"

Tong Yang asked vigilantly, "What are you looking at?"

Zhou Feng: "Prove to me that you are a man!"

Tong Yang: "Damn it, Lao Zhou, I changed clothes in front of you, are you crazy??"

"You changed, but I didn't see it! I kept my back on you!"

Tong Yang: "Old Zhou, you are crazy!"

Zhou Feng: "Let me take a look, and I'll give up after just a look! Are you afraid to watch it even if you're all men?"

"roll!"

Tong Yang thought that since Nima is a man, he is not afraid of seeing him, but his body is full of hickey marks made by Yu Zetong, can you let him see it casually?

The two of them were chatting there when they heard Yu Zetong approaching.

"I heard from Yangyang that Coach Zhou is very good?" Yu Ze said while changing clothes slowly, "Shall we make gestures?"

Zhou Feng: "It's so boring to discuss, I usually don't get serious with your celebrities."

One minute later, Zhou Feng lay on the ground, feeling like birds were flying around his head.

Tong Yang squatted next to Zhou Feng to hold his forehead, no wonder he couldn't beat Yu Zetong, and the goddamn Zhou Feng couldn't beat Yu Zetong either.

After Yu Zetong finished the fight, he waved to Tong Yang, who subconsciously stood up and walked over.

Then Yu Zetong hugged Tong Yang into his arms, and whispered in his ear: "See, you can learn from me, it's much more effective than him."

Tong Yang: Zhou Feng, you trash, I spent so much money on you for nothing!

In the end, there was a lot of trouble, but Tong Yang went to change his clothes helplessly.

Yu Zetong was waiting outside, watching Zhou Feng keep looking at the locker room with strange eyes.

Yu Zetong took a step forward, blocked in front of the locker room, and turned to look at Zhou Feng.

Zhou Feng also realized that this was not good for him, so he took a step back, a little embarrassed.

"Mr. Zhou, is there any question?" Yu Zetong said coldly.

Zhou Feng was taken aback by this look. He didn't expect that Yu Zetong, who looked kindly just now, suddenly became cold.

Zhou Feng thought for a long time, and felt that he still needed to explain, so he said, "Mr. Yu, let me ask you a question. Are people in the entertainment industry very good at dressing up as women?"

Yu Zetong: "What?"

"Yangyang is very familiar with dressing up as a woman, and told me that it is a must-have skill for an actor in the entertainment industry. That... have you ever dressed up?"

Yu Zetong looked at Zhou Feng and was silent for a while: "When did he pretend?"

Zhou Feng said: "Come with me to beat people—cough, cough, when you go out to eat with me, you don't even know, that little waist, that voice, it's just a little bit higher, otherwise I would see it on the street. , will definitely run to ask for WeChat—"

The two were talking, and Tong Yang changed his clothes and came out. As soon as he came out, he saw Zhou Feng and Yu Zetong staring at him.

That look is very strange.

Tong Yang: What's the matter with this cold feeling in the back?

Just as Tong Yang was about to speak, he saw Yu Zetong put his arms around his shoulders and wrapped himself in his arms.

Yu Zetong: "Yangyang is quite busy during this time, so I will make an appointment when I have time."

"Ah, how long have you been busy?"

"ten years."

Zhou Feng: Did I hear something wrong?

Tong Yang still struggled to say something, but was hugged back by Yu Zetong: "If you want to learn from me in the future, it's free."

Tong Yang: "I—"

As soon as Tong Yang raised his head, he saw Yu Zetong's expression, saying "you refuse, give it a try" all over his face.

Tong Yang nodded in humiliation.

"Yes, I will be busy for ten years."

Zhou Feng: ...

When the two went out together, Tong Yang still felt embarrassed. In order to hide his frustration, he opened his canvas bag and pretended to look for something, but two hairpins fell out.

Tong Yang: ...

Yu Zetong: "It turns out that the matter of women's clothing is true."

Tong Yang: "No, no, this is a misunderstanding, listen to me, I was afraid that when I went to find Xiao Ran, they would lock me up and buy it to unlock—"

"Heh, you think I'll believe it?"

"What I said is true! Well, you pervert!! Where are you touching!?"

Tonight is destined to be another sleepless night.

small theater:

Zhou Feng: So, I just went offline?What did I do?Let me die to understand!

Tong Yang: You didn't do anything except want to take off my clothes.