provoke [entertainment]

"Crack-"

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In the crowded Class A International Film Festival venue, on the star-studded red carpet, the continuous sound of shutters was mixed with the screams of fans from all over the world.

"Zhuang Yisheng!"

"Zhuang Yisheng!!"

"Zhuang Yisheng!!!"

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In the official broadcast, Zhuang Yisheng was specially given a 2-minute solo shot on this red carpet where many carpet stars are desperately waiting to be chased away by security guards.

Wearing an exquisite black dress, he proudly waved to the crowded crowd of all colors.

fixed point.

Take pictures.

signature.

After signing, they walked around the corner and entered the venue where superstars gathered.

On the stage, the full and passionate British English of the award presenters was as deafening as stereo surround sound.

"The winner of Best Actor is—"

"Zhuang Yisheng!"

Zhuang Yisheng walked onto the stage calmly, facing the dense crowd of people and the enthusiastic screams, turned his face slightly, and leaned in front of the microphone to deliver his acceptance speech.

"Here, I want to thank one person. If it wasn't for his contempt, I would never have worked hard to get this award. Here, I want to say to him, Xi Muyu, I know you are watching the broadcast."

Facing the approaching camera, he suddenly pointed a middle finger, "Youareshit!"

The scene was suddenly silent, and immediately, thunderous applause exploded one after another.

After returning home.

The studio lounge, before the script reading.

The newly promoted international film star Zhuang Yisheng lazily leaned back in his chair, took off his sunglasses, and placed his slender and straight legs on the purple-black lacquered wooden table. With a cigarette in his mouth, he glanced sideways at the Xi Muyu, who was as quiet as a chicken and as well-behaved as a little daughter-in-law, asked, "Do you have any insight?"

Xi Muyu, who was praised by fans for being as unattainable as rocks like jade and pines as emerald, handsome and unattainable, was no longer as defiant as before. He took out his lighter and bent over respectfully.

"Brother Sheng, I'll order it for you."

"Bada", Zhuang Yisheng sprayed a puff of smoke on his face, "Show me the air, show me the air again."

Xi Muyu clenched his fists, and said nervously: "It was all my fault before, you don't care about villains..."

Zhuang Yisheng snorted, "Squeeze Lao Tzu's shoulders."

The other party complied immediately.

"Beat your legs." The other party didn't complain and worked hard.

Suddenly, Zhuang Yisheng took off his shoes and kicked him on the shoulder, "Do you know what's wrong?"

Xi Muyu said cautiously and sincerely: "Understood."

The toe in the white socks lifted up and lifted the opponent's chin, "How do you serve me, do you want me to teach you?"

Beads of sweat rolled down Xi Muyu's forehead.His Adam's apple moved, he grabbed Zhuang Yisheng's ankle, and said in a hoarse voice, "I know..."

"Humph."

The atmosphere in the room suddenly became hot and sticky.

Zhuang Yisheng closed his eyes slightly, and when Xi Muyu's Adam's apple was being stepped on by the toe that took off his socks, an ethereal voice seemed to come from far away.

"Brother Sheng..."

"Brother Sheng..."

"Brother Sheng, wake up!"

Zhuang Yisheng opened his eyes, his head hurt like a needle from a hangover, and the scene of oppressing Xi Muyu in the dream played in his mind like a revolving lantern, causing him extreme comfort, which made him unable to recover for a while.

At the end when he stepped on the scene of Xi Muyu's Adam's apple, he froze, and immediately buried his face in the quilt, cursing shamelessly, "Fuck, what the hell!"

"What kind of fucking stupid dream is this?"

He pressed the little brother who stood upright and saluted, closed his eyes, and said to the assistant Xiao Wang in a bad tone without looking back: "You better have something to do!"

On the tablet next to the pillow, clips of the Golden Rooster Awards Ceremony were playing in a loop.

"The winner of Best Actor is—"

"Send Me to the Blue Clouds", Xi Muyu!"

"Before I came, my agent also said that I have won this award for two consecutive years, and I will definitely not get it this year. In order to balance the award, the organizing committee will definitely award it to someone else. I don't believe it, because I am very concerned about my own performance. Satisfied, there is no reason not to give me the award in order to balance the award. Thanks to the organizing committee for awarding this award to me, you are very discerning."

When Xiao Wang heard this, he immediately understood - he, Brother Sheng, was upright.

Xiao Wang has followed Zhuang Yisheng since he became popular, and is very familiar with him, but so far he still doesn't know why Zhuang Yisheng hates Xi Muyu, all he knows is that he unilaterally disagrees with Xi Muyu, and his goal in life is to surpass Xi Muyu, hang and beat Xi Muyu, and trample Xi Muyu. Let Xi Muyu call him Dad at his feet.

However, the ideal is very full, but the reality is often very skinny.

When Zhuang Yisheng first debuted, he was full of enthusiasm and cherished feathers very much. He didn't act in non-literary films, and he didn't accept non-high-quality scripts. As a result, no one cared about him.

After several years of beatings in reality, he has played a role and played a supporting role. Finally, in an online drama three years ago, he became popular with his extraordinary appearance and became a traffic. With the blessing of popular variety shows, it has become the top stream.

Comparing Xi Muyu's career with the previous one, it perfectly demonstrates what is the difference in the world——

In his sophomore year, he was spotted by a famous director and made his debut in a literary film starring the leading figure of the sixth generation of directors. With this film, he won a best newcomer and two best actor in one fell swoop.

After that, he disappeared for three years and returned with a literary film that swept all kinds of awards in Asia. At the age of 23, he easily won the Grand Slam of Asian Film Awards. It prevents the audience from appreciating his excellent acting skills, but instead complements each other.

Afterwards, the commercial films he starred in were big hits and small hits, and he didn't lose money...

Today, Xi Muyu's acting career is booming, and even during the epidemic, in addition to donating money and materials, he can stay at the top of the line even if he picks his feet at home.

As for Zhuang Yisheng, since the epidemic, he has been relying on participating in variety shows and cooperating with live broadcasting anchors to maintain a top-tier dignity. If he doesn't transform, he will face failure.

In this circle, the traffic is exploding every year, the fresh meat is new every year, and the iteration of the top stream is getting faster every year.Zhuang Yisheng, as a fresh meat, has been in the limelight for three years, which is already a small miracle.

No wonder he, Brother Sheng, was so angry.

If the envy, jealousy and hatred of people in the entertainment industry towards Xi Muyu can be quantified, it must be higher than the mountains and deeper than the sea.

In this regard, Xiao Wang, who has been Zhuang Yisheng's assistant for three years, has rich experience.

He opened his mouth to comfort him first, "Brother Sheng, calm down, you must calm down!"

Then he put on a series of rainbow farts, "Which kind of biscuit is Xi Muyu? It's just good luck! Our brother Sheng is really amazing, any drama can be popular, what is missing is a chance! Just give me Brother Sheng has a good script, which has become popular all over the world in minutes, and the three major European Oscars are rushing to give me an award for Brother Sheng! Hanging and beating Xi Muyu is nothing at all!"

Cut to the point again, "No, the opportunity is coming! Sister Man asked me to wake you up and wash up, pack up your spirits, memorize the materials, and prepare to meet with Director Hu at ten o'clock in video. Sister Man said Yes, as long as you can win this role, you will be one step closer to the success of the transformation."

"Ancient and modern, Chinese and foreign?" Zhuang Yisheng laughed angrily, "I don't make drafts even if I fart."

After rubbing his face against the quilt, he resigned himself to getting up, put on a nightgown and went to the bathroom to wash up.

Xiao Wang smiled, and stood by the door and said, "I'm not educated, so you just get to know it. While I'm at it, let me read you the materials Sister Man gave me?"

Zhuang Yisheng spat out toothpaste foam, and said vaguely: "No, I'll see for myself later."

Xiao Wang understood in seconds: "Then the old rules?"

"Ah."

Xiao Wang skillfully took out his mobile phone and clicked into Zhuang Yisheng's super chat, and opened his mouth to read the comments with emotion.

"Happy Double Ninth Festival! My dear husband, you have worked hard! My husband is so handsome, I will be stunned by you! You should also pay attention to rest outside the busy schedule!"

"Bao, your face is like the April sky in the world, your temperament is like the orchid tree in the garden, and my admiration for you is like the water of the Yellow River, which flows up to three thousand feet from the sky! Your face, your sexy collarbone, your charming smile... like a gust of spring breeze, let me be intoxicated this night. Oh, my treasure, how can I not be obsessed!"

"Bao, when will the new movie be on! I want to buy movie tickets for my Baochong video members to order ahead of time, and I can make one if I can."

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Zhuang Yisheng shuddered with goosebumps, put the facial cleanser back in place, and wiped his face with a towel after cleansing, but his heart was soothed by the series of rainbow farts, and he always had a face of "I'm not happy" in private. At the same time, the corner of the mouth was also stained with a smile, "Say something nutritious, don't clean up these empty things."

"Got it. I'll look through it."

"Forget it, you can look for Heizi's comments." Zhuang Yisheng couldn't always listen to good things, so he was very sober.

Xiao Wang turned to a certain rabbit area very skillfully, "Honestly, does Zhuang Yisheng have any works this year? There is no stock, right? It has been traffic for three years. Are there any works and awards that can be sold? Don't talk about that." The Flying Eagle Award, which is too watery, has long been reduced to a carnival for traffic and idols, without any gold content."

"After being popular for three years, I haven't been on the big screen. It's a shame for traffic!"

"It's okay to always go to the hot search, click on it, it's a big deal, boring or not? Is this a carnival before passing away?"

"How come he is there when you click on a variety show, isn't it annoying!"

"Marketing the image of a gentle, gentle and gentle son, this year the entire entertainment circle has been exposed, there are unmarried children, surrogates, yp, cheating, dragging the traffic police, abusing assistants, tax evasion, A little wolf dog who is a rich woman and a big money... I don't believe that he has no black spots, it depends on when others set it up!"

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Zhuang Yisheng changed into casual clothes at home, and when Xiao Wang took a picture of him with his mobile phone, he pulled his lips and snorted, "I just love how they can't get used to me and can't kill me. I'm on the hot search, and I just don't Anger, anger them to death!"

"Yes, piss them off!"

Xiao Wang agreed while sending the photos to his agent Zhao Man.

After confirming that there was nothing wrong with the clothing and hairstyle, Zhuang Yisheng went downstairs and sat down at the dining table, opened the breakfast bought by Xiao Wang, and suddenly said coldly: "Also read Xi Muyu's bad review."

Xiao Wang's hands stiffened and his scalp went numb, but he still resolutely flipped through his phone and began to read.

"Xi Muyu's speech at the Golden Rooster Awards Ceremony was too lacking in EQ, right? And he wasn't humble at all!"

"I hate this kind of pretense, what are you pretending to do! Does he think his acting skills are good? He just won the Asian Grand Slam and the Golden Rooster Triple Best Actor. Seeing how crazy he is, those who don't know just think that He has won the three major Oscars in Europe!"

"Every movie is made by great directors. To be honest, if it weren't for these great directors, would Xi Muyu have the status he is today?"

"Can you do whatever you want with good acting skills?"

……

Zhuang Yisheng's face darkened, and the steamed stuffed bun from a famous chef in a private restaurant suddenly tasted bad——

Are you sure it's not Xi Muyu's fans in Versailles?

Dreams are so upside down!

very angry.

"Forget it, don't read it."

He finished his breakfast in twos and picked up the materials next to him to browse. After a while, his pupils trembled, "It's fine that I'm a straight man of steel, and I'm going to act as a piece of glass, and I'm going to act as a fucking partner for Xi Muyu, and I can't ask for anything from Xi Muyu?"

outrageous.

Off the charts!

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During class, elementary school slag Jiang Xiaobai whispered to his deskmate.

"You may not believe it, but the world we live in is a novel, or a scumbag."

"I'm the scumbag who is the scumbag - Tianliang Wangpo's tyrannical dragon Aotian, who controls the lifeline of the global economy."

"Our school's god of learning and school grass, Xie Fei, is the protagonist Shou."

"Our love went from campus to workplace, but I failed him, adopted another lover, scolded him, beat him, humiliated him for my lover, and forced him when he proposed to break up."

"At six o'clock, see, he is my later lover. Because of jealousy, he killed Xie Fei. Now, he pursues Xie Fei just to get my attention."

"In this life, I have decided to treat Xie Fei well and never let him down again. Even if it's chasing my wife and crematorium, I will admit it."

The tablemate couldn't say a word: "If you are sick, we will treat it."

Jiang Xiaobai: "What I said is true!"

Everyone in the class knew that Jiang Xiaobai's brain was broken and he suffered from memory disorders.

He often chases after Xie Fei and talks nonsense.

Xie Fei is the campus male god recognized by Tsinghua Middle School: he looks good, studies well, has a good family background, and has an indifferent personality.

When the beautiful little fool Jiang Xiaobai pursued Xie Fei, everyone said that Jiang Xiaobai was a toad who wanted to eat swan meat, and he would definitely not be able to catch up with him.

Until later, someone saw Xie Fei aggressively slamming the little fool against the corner, "Will we talk about it or not, how long do you want to catch me?"

Jiang Xiaobai said: "Wait, wait for the graduate. I can't get you so easily!"

Pretty little fool learns scumbag VS cool and ascetic learns magic attack