provoke [entertainment]

Chapter 19 Pretending to be Drunk 2

Zhuang Yisheng was completely defeated, shaking his head like a rattle, "I'm not playing anymore."

As he said that, he couldn't hide from Qian Muyu's control without even a trace of drunkenness.

While Xi Muyu was annoyed and funny watching it, he was still a little bit disappointed in his heart——

That's it?

Still seducing me?

To say that the elementary school chicken level is a compliment.The elementary school students in the game are more flirtatious than him.

If you want to change someone else, not to mention throwing yourself into your arms, you have to do something, right?As for him, he wanted to flirt, but couldn't bear to run away.

But on second thought, it was quite innocent.

Xi Muyu put his hands in his trouser pockets, stood where he was and laughed softly.

Zhuang Yisheng was ruthlessly exposed, and at this moment he was digging his toes on the ground, almost picking out a large sea view villa.

It is impossible to continue pretending, so the etiquette upbringing since childhood has become his mask at the moment.

He was a little embarrassed, but his smile was quite elegant and gentle. He was about to say "I'll go back first", but Xi Muyu was unwilling to let him go, and said before he could speak, "You go take a bath first."

Zhuang Yisheng looked suspicious: "This..." Damn, are you playing tricks on me on purpose?It really is an old fritters in the entertainment industry!

Xi Muyu had a clear expression on his face, "You came out all this time to share the same bed with me, didn't you?"

Zhuang Yisheng: "..." Not really.

But it was obviously inappropriate to tell the truth at this moment, so he lowered his head "shyly", "Can you?"

Xi Muyu sneered, "What are you thinking? Go sleep on the sofa."

Zhuang Yisheng breathed a sigh of relief and went into the bathroom.

In the middle of washing, Xi Muyu knocked on the door and handed him a set of pajamas and pajamas for daily use, as well as a pair of unopened underwear.

Xi Muyu was five centimeters taller than Zhuang Yisheng, and this five centimeters was not obvious in the clothing, but it was slightly wider.After he came out of the bathroom, Xi Muyu went in.

He is sitting on the sofa playing with his mobile phone.

The paparazzi moved very fast and knew how to grasp the timeliness of the news. The photo was taken not long ago, and relevant articles and news were published on the marketing account and major news networks, and the headlines became more and more sensational.

"Xi Muyu and Zhuang Yisheng embrace intimately in public"

"Is Xi Mu bent?Make out with Zhuang Yisheng without avoiding public eyes"

"Xi Muyu and Zhuang Yisheng announced that they are gay in the street"

……

In fact, the paparazzi were not surprised by the actions of the two.

After all, Zhuang Yisheng and Xi Muyu once spoke on the show, one was more straight than the other, the other was more traditional, and the other was more worthy of being single than the other.

Moreover, although the same-sex marriage bill has been passed, the LGBT group is a minority after all, and the mainstream orientation is still the opposite sex.When you see a man and a woman acting intimately, you will subconsciously think that there is something between them, but when you see two people of the same sex together, you will only subconsciously think that it is brother and sister.

Even a craving expert who likes CP will only think that the two are a good match at the craving level, and will not think that they are really gay.

However, there is a theory in the press - a dog biting a man is not news, but a man biting a dog is news.

In the same way, what kind of news is it that the two men have a deep brotherhood and a harmonious relationship on the set?If there is no sex issue, then it must be homosexuality that attracts more attention and is considered news.

Therefore, there are these news and the push content of the marketing account.

However, whether it is the comments under the news or the comments on Weibo, most of the fans or passers-by all blame the marketing account for bloggers' eyeballs, saying that the two people who are so straightforward are obviously good friends and they are filming in the same crew. , Xi Muyu, as a senior, take care of the younger generation, what's wrong?

He also said that the marketing account is for traffic, as long as the male actors are framed together, they will say that they have legs.

So far, the public opinion is still very harmonious. When the managers of Xizhuang and Zhuang are paying attention to the direction of public opinion, they can temporarily not use the oxygen machine, but they still have to scold the boss they serve for their indiscretions.

What he never expected was that Zhuang Yisheng drank too much wine tonight, and was stimulated by Xi Muyu again. He felt that he had lost his momentum by running away, so he wanted to make amends.

So, taking advantage of Xi Muyu's time to take a shower, he deliberately liked Xi Muyu's latest Weibo.

He also posted a photo of Zhang and Xi Muyu, and specially added a red love sticker between the two of them.

Zhuang Yisheng V: There are trees in the mountains, and there are branches in the trees. You don’t know if you are happy with the king (づ ̄3 ̄)づ╭??~[Picture]

After posting, his dull brain still knew that he had caused trouble, and he was about to receive a series of deadly calls from his manager, so he turned off his phone very politely.

So, when Zhao Man called Zhuang Yisheng over and over again, all he got was "The phone you dialed has been turned off".She was so angry that she cursed at others, and quickly asked Xiao Wang to arrest Zhuang Yisheng, and contacted the movie promoter and Xi Muyu's agent to provide remedial measures.

When Xi Muyu came out of the bathroom, Xi Muyu had already fallen asleep on the sofa.

Zhuang Yisheng is very good-looking, and he doesn't have the energy to make troubles when he is asleep, and he looks very cute.He stood by and watched, laughed to himself, picked him up and put him on the bed.

He dried his hair, and felt that Zhuang Yisheng's hair was still a little moist, so he blew it for him again.Then, I picked up the silent phone and looked, there were countless notifications on Weibo, especially the column that I paid special attention to. Someone on the bed just sent a new post.

In addition, all kinds of social software were bombarded, dozens of text messages came in, and dozens of missed calls.

He first called his agent back, "What's the matter? Why are you looking for me so urgently? Recently, I have been quite cautious in my words and deeds. I didn't say anything out of line, and I didn't do anything out of line, right?"

Xi Muyu's agent is Guo Chuwen, a middle-aged woman in her 40s. Since Xi Muyu's debut, the Xi family has paid a lot of money to serve Xi Muyu, and later became the person in charge of Xi Muyu's studio.

Xi Muyu's studio is different from other artists' studios. He does not sign artists. The whole team is an elite in the industry, and they only serve Xi Muyu.

Guo Chuwen said unhappily: "You don't have it, but others have it. Why didn't you pay attention on the set, and let the paparazzi take pictures outside the hotel? Do you know that you are being calculated to stir up scandals?"

Xi Muyu has always followed the low-key and powerful route. He used to hate others to stir up scandals with him, but whenever someone dared to follow him, he would dare to tear down the stage in public during interviews, and he dared to directly use his verified Weibo account to communicate with the parties or Relevant media official accounts and marketing accounts are opposite each other.

But in the past two years, the Internet environment has become worse and worse. Netizens are easy to be incited and prone to diode thinking. The above has long been paying attention to the Internet public opinion, and it is said that there will be actions soon. Artists who are too high-profile are always easy to be shot. Hit the bird first.

Therefore, Guo Chuwen has been emphasizing with Xi Muyu recently that one must be cautious in words and deeds, and not act impulsively.

At this moment, she called because Zhuang Yisheng himself had a lot of fans, and she was afraid that Xi Muyu would end up making too much trouble by himself.

"You must not go online, this matter will be left to us to deal with, the water army and marketing account are ready, and will start to guide in the direction of movie promotion.

Originally, I wanted to guide him in the direction of unilaterally gaining popularity, but his agent also contacted me, asking me to ask if he was with you. I was in a hurry. It should not be that the team is aiming to gain popularity in a planned way .

After all, you are the leading actors of the same movie, so it’s not easy to do too much, we invested money in this movie, Zhuang Yisheng’s traffic is indeed the first in the fresh meat, if you can’t find another actor, don’t re-find..."

As she said that, she suddenly laughed and said, "Her manager is also interesting. I can't find anyone myself. Let me ask you..."

Before she could say a word, Xi Muyu had already cut off her words, "It's here with me, falling asleep."

There was a bang sound coming from the phone, Xi Muyu didn't care, he directly turned on the hands-free and hung up the background and clicked on Weibo. After seeing Zhuang Yisheng's recent Weibo, he gritted his teeth with a "tsk". Click to comment.

Xi Muyu V: Now I know [Picture]//@庄易盛V: There are trees in the mountains, and there are branches in the trees, and you don’t know if you feel happy (づ ̄3 ̄)づ╭??~[Picture]

The picture posted by Xi Muyu is an emoji package made by netizens, which contains a screenshot of him lighting a cigarette in a movie, accompanied by the text "Big Brother Lights a Cigarette".

Afterwards, he still felt that it was not enough, and he was too lazy to think about the issue of public relations. In the background of Guo Chuwen's almost broken "Why is he at your place", he raised his hand to take a photo of Zhuang Yisheng sleeping, and then shared it on Weibo.

Xi Muyu V: Soft and good rua[Picture]

Soon, he heard the voice of the manager forcibly suppressing something: "What the hell are you doing? You two are so confused at the critical moment, what the hell is going on with you two? You seem to be a sensible little fresh meat, how are you going to do things today? Not even the slightest sense of propriety? He doesn’t understand propriety, and you don’t? Are you trying to smile at Bao Si, the feudal lord of Fenghuo Opera?”

These two come together simply!

It was really a wave of ups and downs.

The melon-eating netizens on the Internet are all boiling.

Especially Xi Muyu's only fan, all kinds of @姜木河 in Chaohua.

[Xi Muyu is hanging: it's over, it's over, my husband @希木玉 was lowered, and was hooked away by wild men outside]

[I love Xi Muyu: @希朗湖husband, wake up!He's taking advantage of your fame and popularity! ! ! 】

[The mat will never admit defeat: @zhuang yisheng is disgusting, if you don’t act well, if you think about these tricks outside the box, you’re going to fry Nima [I’m 40 meters big knife.jpg]]

……

Zhuang Yisheng's super chat is also full of excitement.

[Sheng Bao is the cutest: @庄易盛宝, no need, really, no need, we are all your backing, there is no shortage of traffic, we will tear you up any resources you want, there is really no need to go to Gao Pan @希木湖]

[Zhuang Yisheng, I want to give birth to a monkey for you: @希朗湖Although he is a big guy, but we are not bad, treasure, there is no need to be so humble, my mother loves her]

……

Xi Muyu ignored all kinds of @ and WeChat or SMS questions from friends in the circle.

Guo Chuwen on the phone seemed to be unable to bear it anymore, "I remember that you are not gay? Why did people come to you? What do you think? Even if we are really together, at least let us have a breath, isn't it too much?"

Xi Muyu smiled casually and said, "What can I think? It's because you think too much, people just like me."

Seeing that Guo Chuwen was on fire, he unscrewed the mineral water and comforted him: "We're really not together, we're going to be together, this is the Weibo I want to post? Who do you look down on? It's just normal social interaction, just do a good job of guiding public opinion. "

Guo Chuwen frowned and sneered: "It's just that he posted on Weibo, the copywriting is so ambiguous, and he still socializes normally? It's obviously because you are a big celebrity, hugging your thighs to gain fame."

Xi Muyu smiled, "Don't worry, people are quite simple, they are really not that kind of person."

Guo Chuwen let out a sigh of relief when he heard Xi Muyu say that there was no talk, and he was relieved, "I think it's you who is innocent. Have you been lowered? No, I have to find a master to exorcise you..."

Xi Muyu choked, and the water that was almost sprayed back down the trachea, causing him to cough a few times.

After a while, he said angrily, "Fuck you! You need to exorcise evil spirits."

"Forget it. You should also pay attention to the crew, don't get too close to him, and avoid the limelight for a while. You have only known each other for a few days, and I think he is not a fuel-efficient lamp."

"Why avoid suspicion? Why should we avoid suspicion for nothing?" Xi Muyu felt agitated in his heart, and said impatiently, "Don't speak ill of him to me, I don't want to listen to this, and it would be boring to talk about it any longer."

Generally speaking, the intimate interaction between male celebrities is automatically regarded as a business need, and it is selling corruption.But the problem is that Zhuang Yisheng's weibo copy is an excerpt from a Yue people's song, which was sung by a fisherman to the prince, and it has something to do with homosexuality.

Seeing Xi Muyu defending Zhuang Yisheng, Guo Chuwen frowned. After all, he maintained the quality of a worker and did not criticize the boss too much. He confirmed with him again and again that the two of them had not talked, and asked: "Is it not now or will not talk in the future?" ? This directly impacts our PR program.”

Xi Muyu's mood was as changeable as the weather, and it was sunny again.He put down the mineral water, took out a cigarette and lit it, the corners of his lips curled up, "That's hard to say."

Guo Chuwen understood right away, it was because Xi Muyu had that intention in his heart, and the other party also had that intention, and the two of them were in an ambiguous period.

"That's fine. If you post any Weibo later, let me go through it first."

"Where do you think the prisoner is?" Xi Muyu couldn't possibly agree.

Guo Chuwen grabbed him and told him about the pros and cons, but in the end he couldn't convince Xi Muyu, so he had to end the call with Xi Muyu and then hung up the phone to Sun Xiaohan, telling her to pay more attention to Xi Muyu, if Xi Muyu was out of line Notify her of her words and deeds in time.

At this moment, in the #木流生活# CP Chaochao that Xi Muyu didn’t know about, although the fan head and host “Drug Chicken” has never appeared, the CP fans who poured in continuously put the latest Weibo screenshots of the two together At the same time, the copywriting is all kinds of "I'm dying", "This is the official announcement", "Is it really talking", "I moved the Civil Affairs Bureau to you, please get married where you are", and the like.

Only one person is out of place.

Xi Muyu, please face up to me: Damn, I was cooked and stabbed in the back [split] [goodbye]

After receiving Zhao Man's instruction, Xiao Wang was sure that he could knock on Xi Muyu's door, and after a lot of mental preparation, he came to Xi Muyu's door.

"Dong dong dong..."

A few minutes later, Xi Muyu opened the door, "What's the matter?"

Xiao Wang, who had done a lot of mental preparation before he dared to knock on the door, swallowed his saliva, and said dryly: "Well, Sister Man, Sister Man can't get through to Brother Sheng, let me come to him."

Xi Muyu frowned and said, "I'm already asleep, come back tomorrow if you have anything to do."

"But……"

Xi Muyu said, "Call the phone, and I'll talk to her."

After Xiao Wang dialed the phone, he handed the phone to Xi Muyu. Almost immediately, Zhao Man's voice suppressed his anger, "Have you found anyone?"

Xi Muyu said, "I'm Xi Muyu."

The phone went silent immediately.

Soon, Xiao Wang heard Xi Muyu say: "It's okay. He drank a little too much, and now he's asleep, so there's nothing to talk about if he wakes him up. It's fine to go to the movie promotion guide, and I will cooperate."

"It's not a big deal, he's just happy, don't scold him."

"It's not easy for him, and it's okay for him to be willful once."

Zhao Man thanked her repeatedly.

After hanging up the phone, she contacted Xiao Wang again to make sure that she did not offend Xi Muyu, so she breathed a sigh of relief.

Immediately afterwards, the film promoter released the still photos of the two of them and the filming footage. In the footage, the two have a warm and intimate relationship, but they are not lovers but brothers. It seems that the relationship is very good.

Then he posted a still photo of Li Yangchun played by Zhuang Yisheng looking at Xi Muyu's back with clear eyes, full of love and longing, accompanied by the same copy written by Zhuang Yisheng.

In the CP super chat, it was called the Chinese New Year, and the fan-only chat of the two also eased. Under the guidance of the senior navy, everyone agreed that it was a movie promotion, and the two were socialist brotherhood, straight men and veterans.

The next morning, when Zhuang Yisheng woke up, his head was aching from the hangover, but his memory came back because he was not completely drunk. Thinking of what he had done, his face turned pale, and he hurried to touch his phone.

There is only one word in my heart——

Grass, play off.

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A drunk Xiaozhuang is given to everyone, happy Mid-Autumn Festival~~~

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