provoke [entertainment]

Zhuang Yisheng's heartbeat almost stopped. In the cold weather, everyone else was too cold, but he and the staff who were busy moving around were sweating on their foreheads.

He smiled slightly, pretending to be stupid with his eyes open, "How is that possible."

Xi Muyu bit his cigarette and said while smoking, "I took care of you that night, and I thought you were going to cross the river and tear down the bridge."

Zhuang Yisheng hurriedly said: "That can't be done."

Xi Muyu laughed lowly, "Then why hide from me?"

The distance between the two of them was so close that Zhuang Yisheng instantly thought of that absurd dream, and the details of the dream are still very clear.It's just... so shameless!

"I really didn't hide." Zhuang Yisheng lied without changing his face, and resisted stubbornly.

"Okay." Xi Muyu looked straight into his eyes, "You said you didn't hide, so you didn't hide."

When he saw Zhuang Yisheng like this, it was as if he was looking at a big silly goose with "you come tease me" written all over his body.So, he put the cigarette in his mouth, puffed it out, and deliberately approached him, "Are you going to thank me?"

Zhuang Yisheng said: "I didn't let Xiao Wang give it to me..."

Xi Muyu squinted at him: "How many dishes are worth my care? Besides, did you order the dishes or deliver them?"

But what I paid for!

Zhuang Yisheng said this from the bottom of his heart, but on the surface he cooperated, "Then how can you thank me?"

Xi Muyu half-closed his eyelids and laughed, and said: "If you want to say repayment, I promise you with your body..."

Zhuang Yisheng's heart skipped a beat, and his enthusiasm surged upwards. He should have been angry, but the absurd dream seemed not to agree, and it played automatically in his mind.

Xi Muyu saw with satisfaction that his cheeks, ears, and neck seemed to be turning crimson, and then continued: "It's a bit too much. How about it, take my car later, and relieve my boredom on the way, isn't that too much?"

This is not good?

—— Zhuang Yisheng thought to himself.

"Row."

After thinking for a while, he walked to his nanny car, took out a palm-sized Luban lock box from his backpack, put it in his pocket, and then got into Xi Muyu's car.

Said it was to relieve Xi Muyu's boredom, but in fact the two of them didn't say anything along the way.

It wasn't until everyone's cars drove on the road one after another that Zhuang Yisheng pretended to be careless and put the box on Xi Muyu's lap who was looking at his phone.

When Xi Muyu looked over, he looked out the window and said, "Thank you."

Xi Muyu raised his eyebrows in surprise, "What kind of thank you gift?" Couldn't it be cleared after getting in his car?

Zhuang Yisheng wanted to say, "Do you want it if you love it?", but because of the fan personality, the words just came out of his mouth, "Give me this thank you gift."

He pulled the Shanshui card out of the sweater, illuminated it, and put it back.

Xi Muyu laughed, put down his phone and started tinkering with the box.

Within a minute, the box was opened, and inside was a 1-piece Bai Qinan Agarwood Bracelet.The price of Qinan agarwood bracelets is calculated on a per gram basis, ranging from hundreds of thousands to millions per bracelet.

The most expensive one on the market at present should be the one in his hand. It was once sold at an auction house for a high price of 900 million.

Xi Muyu was not shy, and put it on his wrist directly around a few times.Oily and delicate beads wrapped around his wrist, covering his delicate wrist bones. As usual, the shape of his hand was beautiful, plain white, with long sleeves and clean.

Zhuang Yisheng inexplicably felt that this was a bit like an exchange of tokens, and his ears were slightly red, "It looks good."

After finishing speaking, he lowered his head and played with his mobile phone.

Xi Muyu knew what Zhuang Yisheng meant - he had repeatedly declined before and was finally forced to take his things. He was really sorry in the bottom of his heart, and he couldn't return the gift directly, for fear of making him angry. This time, he handed the things to him .

Exchanging gifts has always been the favorite thing among lovers.

If it is broken, maybe the other party is so shy.

Thinking of this, Xi Muyu felt a little itchy in his heart, but he still let him go and didn't say much.

Along the way, although the sky was overcast and the scenery outside was rapidly receding, Xi Muyu was in an exceptionally good mood, so happy that he couldn't hold it anymore and made him want to do something.

So, he lowered the car window and rolled up his sleeves on his arms, exposing his long and powerful forearms, making his wrists with bracelets look even better.

He snapped a few photos with his phone.

Zhuang Yisheng was blown by the cold wind, and raised his head blankly, "Brother Xi, what are you doing?"

Xi Muyu said, "Play with you."

Then, Zhuang Yisheng saw Xi Muyu roll up the car window, select and select on the phone, and finally clicked on Weibo.

Soon, the special notification sound on his phone came to mind, and when he clicked on it, he saw Xi Muyu's newly released Weibo.

Xi Muyu V: Baby's gift[Picture]

Zhuang Yisheng was surprised at first glance, and his face turned red instantly!

Baby what baby?

who is baby

Thinking about it carefully, baby should describe a gift, not a subject, but an attributive, and my heartbeat slowed down again—that's okay.

The comments on Weibo are basically saying——

[Did my husband make a typo?It should be a precious gift, right? ]

[Where is the baby?I am your baby]

[definitely a typo]

Zhuang Yisheng struggled for a moment, and finally switched to Weibo, where there is no silver 300 Liang to comment.

Zhuang Yisheng V: Who is the baby?Isn't your baby me [surprised]

Xi Muyu let out a muffled laugh, glanced at someone, and replied: Someone is sitting next to me, and they want to talk on Weibo?

At the same time passionate fans.

Xi Muyu V: There is no typo

Xi Muyu V: Are you thinking about shit, can anyone be my baby?

Xi Muyu V: Just these few words are still wrong, who is dementia?

Zhuang Yisheng saw it as soon as he refreshed the comment area.

Zhuang Yisheng: "..."

I lost.

Just forced a wave of grammar, and finally managed to make sense of logic, which perfectly reversed the embarrassing situation. I didn't expect to be ruthlessly dismantled by someone who spoke freely.

Zhuang Yisheng glanced at Xi Muyu quietly, and replied dully: I love the internet, and the internet loves me

Xi Muyu continued to reply: My surname is Wang, first name?

Zhuang Yisheng V: What is the experience of talking about idols being too coquettish?

A bunch of comments below.

Xi Muyu V: Did you make a typo?Even (strike out) the object is right.

Zhuang Yisheng V: [smile] [smile] [smile] Don't underestimate the fighting power of a fan, if you are really my object, believe it or not, you will call me to give you a monkey

Xi Muyu V: Can you give birth to monkeys?

Zhuang Yisheng V: Mental Monkey

Follow-up fans spread out their hands to say hello, and they even said hello——

[What are you doing? ]

[The big adventure lost? ]

[Is this propaganda too intensive? ]

[Even the actor has fallen?Straight men selling rot? ]

#木流生命#CP Chaohua.

Mu Yu is a natural couple in his life: family members!It's Chinese New Year, go to Yu's Weibo! ! !The official distribution of candy, don't want us to pick it up, it's dead! ! !

Are you drunk today: go go go go! kswl! ! !

Did you hit it today: I moved the Civil Affairs Bureau here, please stay where you are and get married immediately

Kick me to death: Family members, remember, martial arts should also be practiced when playing CP. Our principle is that you must never dance in front of the righteous master! ! !If the two of them get embarrassed and avoid suspicion, we won't have to drink anymore, understand?

Xi Muyu was in the car, looking at Zhuang Yisheng with a half-smile, "Spirit monkey?"

Zhuang Yisheng is very "frank", "Our fans are so unrestrained when facing idols, without any reason at all. This is the true face of fanatic fans."

Xi Muyu leaned on the back of the chair and asked, "How fanatical?"

Zhuang Yisheng said: "Let your imagination fly."

Xi Muyu smiled softly, and continued to reply to him and other fans on Weibo.

The two of them posted a sentence of you and me on Weibo, and they directly chatted on the trending search, and the top three was——

#Xi Muyu Weibo#

#zhuang yi sheng wants to give xi mu fish raw monkey#

#Who is Xi Muyu's baby#

Zhao Man and Guo Chuwen, who were thousands of miles away, almost died in place when they saw the hot search. Seeing the comments, there was no one to play the rhythm for the time being. The biggest rhythm was brought by the two themselves, and there was no negative impact for the time being. Only then did the blood pressure drop back. .

On the contrary, the film publicity party was happy to see the success, and put the media group interview on the agenda.

Therefore, Zhao Man, who does not pursue high exposure at this stage, communicated with Guo Chuwen, and repeatedly fought with the publicity before canceling the two-person interview.

However, Xi Muyu and Zhuang Yisheng were ordered to say any nasty things in person, and they were not allowed to mess around on Weibo again.

Xi Muyu smiled while reading the message from the economic man, Zhuang Yisheng looked at Zhao Man's message, feeling embarrassed the whole time.

Gossip?

What nonsense?

He was talking dirty to Xi Muyu?

Has he been flirty?

Although he had decided to be shameless before joining the group, he seemed to be a pioneer in the shameless world, but Xi Muyu, that's the originator level, how can he fight?

He coughed twice, "I play two games."

Xi Muyu smiled lightly, "Yes."

So, the two finally calmed down, completely ignoring the excitement on the Internet.

Xi Muyu eats chicken with his mobile phone, and Zhuang Yisheng plays a 5v5 game against tower pushing.

After playing two rounds, Zhuang Yisheng almost lashed out at his teammates because his teammates were disheveled and loved beeping, which was very detrimental to self-cultivation and image maintenance. Zhuang Yisheng simply quit the game and was going to sleep.

He had just put his cell phone in his pocket when Xi Muyu just finished playing a round. He turned his head and saw a black corner flashing through Zhuang Yisheng's black down jacket. He couldn't see it clearly, so he asked, "What is this?"

"What?" Zhuang Yisheng was at a loss.

Xi Muyu leaned over and pulled out a black envelope from his hat.

The envelope is pure black with black ink pad in the middle.

None of the above.

Zhuang Yisheng's face turned cold instantly, a trace of disgust flashed in his eyes, he frowned and said, "It's this again."

Xi Muyu asked, "What?"

Zhuang Yisheng sneered, "An illegitimate meal. This kind of thing has been sent to me for three years in a row, and I can't stop getting into the crew."

He took the envelope from Xi Muyu's hand, and was about to tear it up, when he paused, he finally tore the envelope open and pulled out a card.

The card was also black, with a red lip print on the back and white writing on the front that read—

To my baby

in the crowd,

You and I see each other across thousands of passers-by,

silent, lingering,

I should know that you love me,

Love you as much as I do.

To protect you,

I will do everything for you.

In the envelope, there is also a "Forget-me-not" dried flower.

Under the anger and nausea, the image that Zhuang Yisheng wanted to maintain collapsed in an instant, and he couldn't help cursing: "Fuck it!"

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The author has something to say:

Let everyone wait for a long time, I may fix QAQ again during the day

small theater:

After learning what Zhuang Yisheng said when facing Xi Muyu.

Fan 1: Bao, what misunderstanding do you have about fans?Are you sure you see someone as an idol and not an object?

Fan 2: Asking is self-deception

Fan 3: Asking is deception.

Fan 4: What did the fans do wrong to be misunderstood like this QAQ, but!For the sake of Mu Yu's life, we are willing to be misunderstood, please feel free to use our name to make love! ! !

Xiaozhuang: I'm not, I don't, this is just a follow-up to pretending to be a fan who hated him before!

Big Yu said: You say yes.

Big Fish thought to himself: Little boy, it's obvious that he loves me hard to express.My wife is so cute, I want to rua