provoke [entertainment]
Chapter 29 Boyfriend?
Zhuang Yisheng really didn't want to confess.
Xi Muyu was probably teasing him too, after all, a crew has filmed so many scenes, including kissing scenes and intimacy scenes, as well as going out to eat together from time to time.
In any case, they are brothers with a good relationship, and they can even call out old iron.
Same-sex jokes have always been on a large scale.
When he was in high school, there would be female students with male sexual orientation who later got married and had children holding hands and even kissing on the face.
In everyone's eyes, it is a very normal thing, and only those who want to eat CP or have ghosts in their hearts think there is a problem.
For example, in a TV series that Zhuang Yisheng filmed, in order to cater to the audience, the show made him and the male lead do a lot of ambiguous actions: the princess hugged, fell together during a fight, almost fell and was helped, There is even a scene in which he pretends to be a groom in order to complete the task, and then fakes a sex scene.
Drama fans and CP fans are very addicted, but in the plot, the two are innocent, and both have official matches of the opposite sex.When shooting such a scene, no one thought there was any problem, and even recorded a slapstick video as a sideshow after filming.
Afterwards, he and the male number two didn't feel any coyness at all, and they were still superficially brothers who were smiling before contacting each other.
Some female friends outside the circle also got drunk, asked him how he felt when filming, and he only used a metaphor to answer.
"Do you have feelings for monkeys and gorillas?"
At least, in the past, Zhuang Yisheng had roughly such a mentality towards the same sex.
As for Xi Muyu's intimacy with him, as well as the little help yesterday after the intimacy scene, they were probably just affected by being in the scene.That's why Xi Muyu was still able to speak frankly, and he could say anything.
And what about him?
All kinds of thinking...
Obviously he has a problem, he has a ghost in his heart.
Based on such psychology, when Zhuang Yisheng saw Xi Muyu, he felt that he was that monkey or gorilla.Apart from superficial politeness, he basically hides when he sees Xi Muyu, and when filming, he either pretends to be asleep or looks at his phone.
Hide in the living room after the play.
Fortunately, the scenes that were filmed recently were when Li Xiang and Yan Nan were not yet familiar with each other.
Director Hu didn't set the specific plot. Zhuang Yisheng only knew that this was a story of a same-sex couple who fell in love and broke through the shackles and society's prejudices to bravely combine.
After being played by him and Xi Muyu, the roles of the past few days have become: Li Xiang is afraid to face a little bit in his heart, while Yan Nan stands silently in front of the window watching him pass by again and again, sometimes smoking a cigarette by the window, Sometimes I will deliberately block him.
Like a portrayal of reality.
A few days passed, and when it was extremely cold, the cold current suddenly moved south, and the temperature dropped again.Even when Zhuang Yisheng got up from the bed, he saw that the sky was bright outside. He opened the curtains and saw that it was snow, and the whole world was covered in white.
Zhuang Yisheng suddenly thought of a poem by Bai Juyi: "Green Ant New Brewed Wine, Red Clay Small Stove. It will snow in the evening, can you have a cup?"
So, he asked Zhao Man to express the green plum wine brewed by the owner of a private restaurant that he treasured and had never been willing to drink.
Green plum wine is the unique skill of the owner, but unfortunately the owner passed away due to old age a few years ago, and his apprentices did not learn the essence of his wine making, so this wine became out of print.There are many plum wines on the market, but none of them can match his.
Zhao Man was puzzled, "How many people wanted to drink your wine back then, and you couldn't bear it. In order to win the role, I asked you to give it to the director who was good at it. You refused to agree, how do you think about it today?"
Zhuang Yisheng said: "Why can there be any reason? I suddenly want to drink it. People with a temperament like me always want to do what they want to do."
Zhao Man was in a good mood, "All right, all right, I'll arrange it now. Let me tell you a joke, Zhang Juxin has no filming recently. He used to be arrogant, and his chin wished he could raise his head to the sky. Now he is giving gifts everywhere to beg favors, and no one cares about him." he.
In the past, he looked pretty good, but when he got older recently, he became greasy in an instant.And Chen Jieke, isn't he trying his best to praise the newcomers? "
Zhuang Yisheng asked cooperatively: "What's wrong with the newcomer?"
"It's not popular yet, but some ex-girlfriend broke the news that Nv Chang cheated on her, and she was full of cancer thoughts, saying that she has a high status and is about to become a big star, and the girl can't match him, but he sees it because of his previous affection. In fact, I am willing to keep her girlfriend's status, and hope that the woman will know each other..."
Before Zhao Man finished speaking, Zhuang Yisheng spit out salt soda immediately, "What kind of sand sculpture is this? Jiuleu fish?"
In that room, Zhao Man had already let go of the top-notch scumbag, and filled with righteous indignation, she complained about the strange men she met. Like a machine gun, she shot almost all the men, especially those who loved the wine table culture and stood up. A beer belly is like having three babies.
Zhuang Yisheng listened, and when Zhao Man finished complaining, he teased, "Why do you have double standards? You usually tell me not to talk nonsense, but how can you say it yourself?"
Zhao Man also laughed, "I'm not a star, I'm behind the scenes, so I pretend to be a grandson when I'm fighting for resources and developing contacts. Of course, I have to treat enemies as ruthlessly as the autumn wind sweeps away fallen leaves."
Zhuang Yisheng: "..." Wu fuck said.
After he got up, he learned that the filming would not be held this morning, so he subconsciously wanted to knock on the door next door and invite Xi Muyu to watch the snow together.However, as soon as he opened the door, he suddenly remembered his previous gorilla theory, and it died down instantly.
He was just about to close the door when Xi Muyu who was next door opened the door.
Zhuang Yisheng was frightened by this, and quickly closed the door with a "bang", leaning his back against the door and muttering silently, "I have a ghost in my heart."
"Boom boom boom——"
The door was knocked, and the not-so-thick door panel seemed to be shaking, which reminded Zhuang Yisheng of the thrilling scene when the murderer hunted the victim in the American TV series.
The difference is that he is the one who has something wrong with him, not the knocker.
Xi Muyu originally thought that he was getting angry again because he was hiding from him. However, in the past few days, through his assistant Sun Xiaohan, he discovered a very interesting new world.
That is the CP Chaohua of "Mu Yu's Life".
Moreover, he seriously doubts that the one who always incorporates some real details into "fan literature" is Zhuang Yisheng.After all, besides the new boyfriend Zhuang Yisheng, who else knows such details?
Who else loves him so passionately that he builds his own CP super talk?
Thinking of this, Xi Muyu, who was always either expressionless or mocking, couldn't help but smile sweetly, and instantly found the reason for Zhuang Yisheng's avoidance of him——
shy!Definitely shy!
He can afford it.
But is this shyness too long?
Hide as soon as the relationship is established, then if you kiss and do what lovers like to do as a couple in the future... wouldn't you hide for a longer time?
Not suitable.
Xi Muyu stood at the door and sent a message.
Xi's Great Disaster: Boyfriend, open the door
When Zhuang Yisheng took out his mobile phone and saw WeChat, his whole pupils trembled: The best actor's flamboyant talk has been upgraded again? ? ?
Who can stand this?
zys: what boyfriend? [Confuse]
When Xi Muyu saw it, he wished he could kick open the door and grab the person in his arms and kiss him hard, to make him honest.He touched his canine teeth with the tip of his tongue and typed.
Xi Dabai: What do you think?
Xi's great calamity: At the dawn of dawn, you confessed it yourself and wanted to renege on it?
Inside the door, Zhuang Yisheng opened his mouth, his heart was tense, and the heat was all on his face.
zys: Heck, isn't that simply discussing the scenery?
Xi Dazai: You come out, let's have a good talk [smile]
Seeing the message from Xi Muyu, Zhuang Yisheng subconsciously felt his knees weakened, and always felt that if he went out, he might be punished, so he replied very stiffly——
zys: I don't!
Xi Muyu laughed angrily.
[Xi's great disaster: scumbag. ]
Facing the stares from the bodyguards and assistants, the scumbag himself pretended to be serious, and frowned, "What are you looking at? What's so interesting?"
Blushing and shaking her head, "Let's just take a blind look, take a blind look."
"boom--"
Zhuang Yisheng went back to his room, just as the door was closed, he opened it again and said, "Don't open the door for him."
Xiao Wang hesitated in a low voice: "Such a big film king, it's not good to shut him out? Isn't this offending people?"
His answer was a heavy slam on the door.
Xi Muyu in the corridor outside was not very persistent. He went back when he heard the door slamming, and only sent Zhuang Yisheng a WeChat message: Just wait for me.
After that, I went directly to the Weibo account and entered CP Chaohua, and I saw the familiar fan literature.
Drug addicted chicken: awsl!It's still fanfiction today.
After confessing his love, Zhuang kept avoiding Xi due to his excessive shyness.
Finally, Xi couldn't sit still anymore, and was going to grab her boyfriend for a chat!
However, Zhuang refused to open the door.
Xi: You wait for me
Zhuang: Just wait and wait, the worst thing is to suffer from the sun
With a glance, Xi Muyu felt his teeth itch.
fuck.
This little scumbag is so cute!
I miss the day very much.
Zhuang Yisheng himself has no idea what happened, and is still sorting out his mental journey.He just felt that, although he said something wrong a few mornings ago, isn't it inappropriate for Xi Muyu to directly use this to make jokes about such a boyfriend?
Don't know if he misunderstood?
Or are straight men just that straightforward?
In the past, Zhuang Yisheng was also so magnanimous, but now...
Zhuang Yisheng got into the game, and because he had something on his mind, he lost whatever he played, and finally turned off his phone depressed.
When it was almost noon, the phone rang suddenly.
Seeing the caller ID, Zhuang Yisheng was so frightened that he almost threw the phone out.After the call rang several times, he answered it nonchalantly, "Brother Xi."
Xi Muyu said in a flat voice, "Come out for dinner."
Before Zhuang Yisheng could speak, he said again: "Don't worry, I won't tease you, and I won't make fun of you, huh?"
ten minutes later.
Zhuang Yisheng got into Xi Mu's fishing cart.
Since this was a private trip, Xi Muyu didn't bring an assistant, but Zhuang Yisheng's bodyguards followed in the nanny's car behind, while Hong Hong and Xiao Wang stayed where they lived.
Seeing this posture, Xi Muyu raised his eyebrows, "Afraid that I will kidnap you?"
Without waiting for Zhuang Yisheng to answer, he said again: "I'm afraid I can do it? After getting into my car, can I get off casually?"
Xi Muyu was probably teasing him too, after all, a crew has filmed so many scenes, including kissing scenes and intimacy scenes, as well as going out to eat together from time to time.
In any case, they are brothers with a good relationship, and they can even call out old iron.
Same-sex jokes have always been on a large scale.
When he was in high school, there would be female students with male sexual orientation who later got married and had children holding hands and even kissing on the face.
In everyone's eyes, it is a very normal thing, and only those who want to eat CP or have ghosts in their hearts think there is a problem.
For example, in a TV series that Zhuang Yisheng filmed, in order to cater to the audience, the show made him and the male lead do a lot of ambiguous actions: the princess hugged, fell together during a fight, almost fell and was helped, There is even a scene in which he pretends to be a groom in order to complete the task, and then fakes a sex scene.
Drama fans and CP fans are very addicted, but in the plot, the two are innocent, and both have official matches of the opposite sex.When shooting such a scene, no one thought there was any problem, and even recorded a slapstick video as a sideshow after filming.
Afterwards, he and the male number two didn't feel any coyness at all, and they were still superficially brothers who were smiling before contacting each other.
Some female friends outside the circle also got drunk, asked him how he felt when filming, and he only used a metaphor to answer.
"Do you have feelings for monkeys and gorillas?"
At least, in the past, Zhuang Yisheng had roughly such a mentality towards the same sex.
As for Xi Muyu's intimacy with him, as well as the little help yesterday after the intimacy scene, they were probably just affected by being in the scene.That's why Xi Muyu was still able to speak frankly, and he could say anything.
And what about him?
All kinds of thinking...
Obviously he has a problem, he has a ghost in his heart.
Based on such psychology, when Zhuang Yisheng saw Xi Muyu, he felt that he was that monkey or gorilla.Apart from superficial politeness, he basically hides when he sees Xi Muyu, and when filming, he either pretends to be asleep or looks at his phone.
Hide in the living room after the play.
Fortunately, the scenes that were filmed recently were when Li Xiang and Yan Nan were not yet familiar with each other.
Director Hu didn't set the specific plot. Zhuang Yisheng only knew that this was a story of a same-sex couple who fell in love and broke through the shackles and society's prejudices to bravely combine.
After being played by him and Xi Muyu, the roles of the past few days have become: Li Xiang is afraid to face a little bit in his heart, while Yan Nan stands silently in front of the window watching him pass by again and again, sometimes smoking a cigarette by the window, Sometimes I will deliberately block him.
Like a portrayal of reality.
A few days passed, and when it was extremely cold, the cold current suddenly moved south, and the temperature dropped again.Even when Zhuang Yisheng got up from the bed, he saw that the sky was bright outside. He opened the curtains and saw that it was snow, and the whole world was covered in white.
Zhuang Yisheng suddenly thought of a poem by Bai Juyi: "Green Ant New Brewed Wine, Red Clay Small Stove. It will snow in the evening, can you have a cup?"
So, he asked Zhao Man to express the green plum wine brewed by the owner of a private restaurant that he treasured and had never been willing to drink.
Green plum wine is the unique skill of the owner, but unfortunately the owner passed away due to old age a few years ago, and his apprentices did not learn the essence of his wine making, so this wine became out of print.There are many plum wines on the market, but none of them can match his.
Zhao Man was puzzled, "How many people wanted to drink your wine back then, and you couldn't bear it. In order to win the role, I asked you to give it to the director who was good at it. You refused to agree, how do you think about it today?"
Zhuang Yisheng said: "Why can there be any reason? I suddenly want to drink it. People with a temperament like me always want to do what they want to do."
Zhao Man was in a good mood, "All right, all right, I'll arrange it now. Let me tell you a joke, Zhang Juxin has no filming recently. He used to be arrogant, and his chin wished he could raise his head to the sky. Now he is giving gifts everywhere to beg favors, and no one cares about him." he.
In the past, he looked pretty good, but when he got older recently, he became greasy in an instant.And Chen Jieke, isn't he trying his best to praise the newcomers? "
Zhuang Yisheng asked cooperatively: "What's wrong with the newcomer?"
"It's not popular yet, but some ex-girlfriend broke the news that Nv Chang cheated on her, and she was full of cancer thoughts, saying that she has a high status and is about to become a big star, and the girl can't match him, but he sees it because of his previous affection. In fact, I am willing to keep her girlfriend's status, and hope that the woman will know each other..."
Before Zhao Man finished speaking, Zhuang Yisheng spit out salt soda immediately, "What kind of sand sculpture is this? Jiuleu fish?"
In that room, Zhao Man had already let go of the top-notch scumbag, and filled with righteous indignation, she complained about the strange men she met. Like a machine gun, she shot almost all the men, especially those who loved the wine table culture and stood up. A beer belly is like having three babies.
Zhuang Yisheng listened, and when Zhao Man finished complaining, he teased, "Why do you have double standards? You usually tell me not to talk nonsense, but how can you say it yourself?"
Zhao Man also laughed, "I'm not a star, I'm behind the scenes, so I pretend to be a grandson when I'm fighting for resources and developing contacts. Of course, I have to treat enemies as ruthlessly as the autumn wind sweeps away fallen leaves."
Zhuang Yisheng: "..." Wu fuck said.
After he got up, he learned that the filming would not be held this morning, so he subconsciously wanted to knock on the door next door and invite Xi Muyu to watch the snow together.However, as soon as he opened the door, he suddenly remembered his previous gorilla theory, and it died down instantly.
He was just about to close the door when Xi Muyu who was next door opened the door.
Zhuang Yisheng was frightened by this, and quickly closed the door with a "bang", leaning his back against the door and muttering silently, "I have a ghost in my heart."
"Boom boom boom——"
The door was knocked, and the not-so-thick door panel seemed to be shaking, which reminded Zhuang Yisheng of the thrilling scene when the murderer hunted the victim in the American TV series.
The difference is that he is the one who has something wrong with him, not the knocker.
Xi Muyu originally thought that he was getting angry again because he was hiding from him. However, in the past few days, through his assistant Sun Xiaohan, he discovered a very interesting new world.
That is the CP Chaohua of "Mu Yu's Life".
Moreover, he seriously doubts that the one who always incorporates some real details into "fan literature" is Zhuang Yisheng.After all, besides the new boyfriend Zhuang Yisheng, who else knows such details?
Who else loves him so passionately that he builds his own CP super talk?
Thinking of this, Xi Muyu, who was always either expressionless or mocking, couldn't help but smile sweetly, and instantly found the reason for Zhuang Yisheng's avoidance of him——
shy!Definitely shy!
He can afford it.
But is this shyness too long?
Hide as soon as the relationship is established, then if you kiss and do what lovers like to do as a couple in the future... wouldn't you hide for a longer time?
Not suitable.
Xi Muyu stood at the door and sent a message.
Xi's Great Disaster: Boyfriend, open the door
When Zhuang Yisheng took out his mobile phone and saw WeChat, his whole pupils trembled: The best actor's flamboyant talk has been upgraded again? ? ?
Who can stand this?
zys: what boyfriend? [Confuse]
When Xi Muyu saw it, he wished he could kick open the door and grab the person in his arms and kiss him hard, to make him honest.He touched his canine teeth with the tip of his tongue and typed.
Xi Dabai: What do you think?
Xi's great calamity: At the dawn of dawn, you confessed it yourself and wanted to renege on it?
Inside the door, Zhuang Yisheng opened his mouth, his heart was tense, and the heat was all on his face.
zys: Heck, isn't that simply discussing the scenery?
Xi Dazai: You come out, let's have a good talk [smile]
Seeing the message from Xi Muyu, Zhuang Yisheng subconsciously felt his knees weakened, and always felt that if he went out, he might be punished, so he replied very stiffly——
zys: I don't!
Xi Muyu laughed angrily.
[Xi's great disaster: scumbag. ]
Facing the stares from the bodyguards and assistants, the scumbag himself pretended to be serious, and frowned, "What are you looking at? What's so interesting?"
Blushing and shaking her head, "Let's just take a blind look, take a blind look."
"boom--"
Zhuang Yisheng went back to his room, just as the door was closed, he opened it again and said, "Don't open the door for him."
Xiao Wang hesitated in a low voice: "Such a big film king, it's not good to shut him out? Isn't this offending people?"
His answer was a heavy slam on the door.
Xi Muyu in the corridor outside was not very persistent. He went back when he heard the door slamming, and only sent Zhuang Yisheng a WeChat message: Just wait for me.
After that, I went directly to the Weibo account and entered CP Chaohua, and I saw the familiar fan literature.
Drug addicted chicken: awsl!It's still fanfiction today.
After confessing his love, Zhuang kept avoiding Xi due to his excessive shyness.
Finally, Xi couldn't sit still anymore, and was going to grab her boyfriend for a chat!
However, Zhuang refused to open the door.
Xi: You wait for me
Zhuang: Just wait and wait, the worst thing is to suffer from the sun
With a glance, Xi Muyu felt his teeth itch.
fuck.
This little scumbag is so cute!
I miss the day very much.
Zhuang Yisheng himself has no idea what happened, and is still sorting out his mental journey.He just felt that, although he said something wrong a few mornings ago, isn't it inappropriate for Xi Muyu to directly use this to make jokes about such a boyfriend?
Don't know if he misunderstood?
Or are straight men just that straightforward?
In the past, Zhuang Yisheng was also so magnanimous, but now...
Zhuang Yisheng got into the game, and because he had something on his mind, he lost whatever he played, and finally turned off his phone depressed.
When it was almost noon, the phone rang suddenly.
Seeing the caller ID, Zhuang Yisheng was so frightened that he almost threw the phone out.After the call rang several times, he answered it nonchalantly, "Brother Xi."
Xi Muyu said in a flat voice, "Come out for dinner."
Before Zhuang Yisheng could speak, he said again: "Don't worry, I won't tease you, and I won't make fun of you, huh?"
ten minutes later.
Zhuang Yisheng got into Xi Mu's fishing cart.
Since this was a private trip, Xi Muyu didn't bring an assistant, but Zhuang Yisheng's bodyguards followed in the nanny's car behind, while Hong Hong and Xiao Wang stayed where they lived.
Seeing this posture, Xi Muyu raised his eyebrows, "Afraid that I will kidnap you?"
Without waiting for Zhuang Yisheng to answer, he said again: "I'm afraid I can do it? After getting into my car, can I get off casually?"
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