provoke [entertainment]

X Video Night.

Zhuang Yisheng arrived early on purpose.

He walked across the red carpet amidst the dense flashing lights, signed autographs, accepted interviews, and just sat down in the front row following the guidance of the staff, when a very flat voice sounded next to him.

"Hey, isn't this Emperor Zhuang Shi, long time no see~~"

Turning his head to look, as expected, it was Zhang Juxin with parted hair and fluffy hair.He has a happy face, and even the ending sound has a tilde.

As we all know, Shidi is the black name of Zhuang Yisheng by black fans, because he wins the pheasant awards with a lot of water, especially the famous Asuka awards, which are now given to whomever is popular.

Every time Zhuang Yisheng heard someone call him that, he smiled on the surface and was mmp in his heart.

As a fresh meat, Zhang Juxin knows where the pain points are.

If it was in the past, Zhuang Yisheng would have smiled slightly, and turned back in a weird way, but this time, he smiled indifferently, and greeted lightly, "Long time no see."

The sound effect in the venue was a bit too good, noisy, full of background music, conversations between people, and the cue process of the red carpet host at the front desk could be vaguely heard in the noisy.

Zhang Juxin leaned back in his chair, tilted his head to glance at him, and said, "You don't know yet, do you?"

"what?"

"Aren't you fighting for a role in Director Hu's new movie?"

Zhuang Yisheng chuckled secretly, with just the right amount of surprise on his face, "How do you know?"

The corners of Zhang Juxin's mouth raised uncontrollably, and he said, "What don't I know? I won this role a long time ago! Now I'll tell you with all my heart, don't worry about it anymore. There's no way, who made me a good person."

Zhuang Yisheng looked at Zhang Juxin, frowned and said, "Just you?"

Zhang Juxin's gaze shot like an arrow, "What do you mean? What's wrong with me? I don't deserve this role?"

Zhuang Yisheng smiled: "I'm quite self-aware."

Zhang Juxin's face instantly swelled into a pig's liver color, and there was a flash of concern in his eyes. Perhaps he judged that he had the upper hand, so he raised his eyebrows and sneered, "You can't eat grapes and say grapes are sour?"

Zhuang Yisheng smiled and didn't speak.

I secretly gave my acting skills full marks in my heart.

[Orange cat. Wonderful.jpg]

Zhang Juxin suddenly felt that he was on the right track and won back a victory with Zhuang Yisheng, so he proudly talked about Director Hu's appreciation for him, and at the same time, he carried a gun and a stick in his words to satirize Zhuang Yisheng.

……

"Whoever wants to enter the film industry can enter it?"

"Some people just don't have self-knowledge. After a few popular dramas, they become very popular. They think that they can do it, and they want to enter any circle."

"Actually, it's just asking for humiliation."

"Xi Muyu has always been Director Hu's queen male lead, and acting with him, can anyone do it?"

"Some people just love wishful thinking and daydreaming."

"Low pussy is low pussy, what are you doing?"

……

Zhuang Yisheng's expression completed the change from a sudden pause of a smile to a gradual disappearance of a smile to a blank expression and then to a forced smile.Every change is like a powerful catalyst, making Zhang Juxin more and more excited as he talks, as if he is the most shining light ball in the universe.

When he finally expressed his complacency, Zhuang Yisheng suddenly laughed with a "puchi", "Then you are really awesome."

Zhang Juxin paused, feeling something was wrong but couldn't tell.But he still responded: "It must, and you don't have to be too envious."

Zhuang Yisheng sneered.

Zhang Juxin inexplicably felt insulted.

After the guests took their seats under the leadership of the staff, the host came onto the stage. At the request of the host, the people in the audience either stopped talking or lowered their voices out of politeness.

Zhuang Yisheng also stopped paying attention to the noisy cricket beside him.

In Zhang Juxin's eyes, it was more like a defeated rooster trying to maintain his dignity in front of others, so he smiled and enjoyed the joy of victory at the moment.

Generally speaking, the X video night is to attract traffic and increase the reputation of the website. The big names basically don't participate, and the participants are all popular traffic little peanuts and second-, third-, fourth-, and fifth-tier artists.

For an event like this, as long as popular artists can be present, the organizer will also make up an award to present, so that each other has face.

After the opening few performances, it was the awards ceremony.

In the middle of the awards ceremony, there was another performance.

Zhuang Yisheng had just received an award and left the stage, and was brought up by the host cue as an award presenter.

Coincidentally, the recipient of the award was none other than Zhang Juxin.

When Zhang Juxin received the trophy from Zhuang Yisheng, he delivered his acceptance speech with ease, and looked at Zhuang Yisheng meaningfully with a pair of triangular eyes. Responding to Zhuang Yisheng, he finally asked meaningfully: "What do you think of my acting skills?"

Zhuang Yisheng knew what he was planning at a glance.

If he says that Zhang Juxin is not good, Zhang Juxin can buy a press release to tell the public that he and Zhuang Yisheng competed together for the role in Director Hu's new movie, and he won.

Even if he maintains the decency of an adult, Zhang Juxin will think that he has been poked in a sore spot and still suffers beyond words.

however.

Zhuang Yisheng lowered his eyes slightly, looked at him sincerely, suppressed a smile, and said with sincere emotion: "It's too awesome, Teacher Zhang is really awesome."

He seemed to be able to see a question mark slowly appearing above Zhang Juxin's head.

but.

Soon, Zhang Juxin asked again: "If we compete together for the same role, who do you think will win?"

On the stage, Zhuang Yisheng has a straight and elegant figure.

The corners of his pretty lips were slightly curved, and he said with a smile: "That must be Mr. Zhang. Mr. Zhang's acting skills are unprecedented, and there will be no one in the future. The world is broken and the earth is broken, and the earth is shaken, and the ghosts and gods are weeping. Ordinary people like us can't match it."

perfect.

There was a burst of laughter from the audience.

Zhang Juxin said "I'm sorry", and said in his eyes, "You are quite self-aware", and continued to interact with Zhuang Yisheng with an inflated heart.

……

"puff--"

"I'm dying of laughter!"

"What a lovely baby this is!"

"My husband took all the bamboo shoots on the mountain hahaha..."

"On the Art of Speech Series."

……

In the middle of the night, open air to clear the bar.

A few fans of passers-by who held up their mobile phones to secretly take pictures of Xi Muyu were sitting in a booth two meters away, talking and laughing while watching the video on their mobile phones together.

Director Hu chatted with Lao Xue for a few words. Seeing Xi Muyu wearing earphones and looking down at his phone, he leaned over and asked, "What are you looking at?"

Old Xue also came over.

Xi Muyu clicked on the replay, and gave them the mobile phone and earphones for each of them.

Just finished watching Cut in just one and a half minutes.

Old Xue turned his head and coughed twice to hold back a smile, then picked up his wine glass and took a sip.

There was a smile in Director Hu's eyes, and his always honest face looked more gentle under the warm yellow light, but what he said was: "This Zhuang Yisheng is a wonderful person. If you don't say a single dirty word, you will scold him. "

Old Xue took another sip of his wine, "The point is, people don't know it yet, so they're still having fun."

Simply by himself, he brought a comedy on stage, making Zhang Juxin passively become a comedian without knowing it or noticing it, or which one he was amused by.

The pungentness of its irony and the down-to-earthness of its reality will make everyone laugh.

Director Hu pushed the small round glasses on the bridge of his nose, lit a cigarette and took a puff: "It is cruel to him to be in the same frame as Zhuang Yisheng, and what's more cruel is that he doesn't know about it .”

Old Xue immediately thought that on the day he met Zhuang Yisheng online, Director Hu had said something similar to Zhang Juxin when he discussed with him—after seeing Zhuang Yisheng, it would be cruel to look closely at Zhang Juxin.

Director Hu has an honest face and is very cunning when dealing with investors, but he is quite arrogant in private.

He shook his head with a smile and said, "You can accumulate some virtue."

Director Hu recalled that Xi Muyu's performance was exceptionally unusual on the day of the video meeting, so he couldn't help looking at him and asking, "What do you think?"

Xi Muyu took a sip of the colorful wine, and there seemed to be two pools of autumn water swaying in his beautiful clear eyes, full of interest, and the corners of his eyes were stained with a moving crimson.

He slightly hooked the corner of his lips, "It's very interesting."

Zhuang Yisheng, who was both on the trending list with this video and Zhang Juxin, didn't find it interesting.

I don't know who bought this hot search, it's a special loss.

He also deliberately pointed out that it was irony, for fear that no one would be able to hear it, which completely destroyed Zhuang Yisheng's subtle irony of "I'm just scolding you without knowing it and still being scolded with a smile".

Not only did other passers-by who have long been displeased with traffic actors have a richer form to satirize their acting skills, but also Zhuang Yisheng's manager saw it.

After answering the phone, Zhuang Yisheng heard scolding like a crackling firecracker.

Fortunately, after several years of cooperation, Zhuang Yisheng has long been accustomed to this mode, and has accordingly developed a set of usual coping modes.

He put his mobile phone aside, and while being scolded, he used his advantage to fool students to add fuel to the fire.

……

"calm."

……

"Impulse is the devil."

……

"Well, you're right, I did it on purpose."

……

"I believe in your ability and know you will handle it well. Otherwise, I wouldn't have said so."

……

At present, people on the Internet can shift their attention from Zhuang Yisheng satirizing Zhang Juxin to the acting skills of popular actors. There are still many marketing accounts reposting the video clips of Zhuang Yisheng and the young fresh meat mainly Zhang Juxin comparing Cut. Netizens commented that this is The public execution of Zhang Juxin, Zhang Juxin was forced to become a comedian with netizens from all over the Internet as audiences. It was the result of Zhao Man asking the studio's public relations department to contact the water army to create public opinion guidance.

In the end, Zhao Man couldn't help laughing after performing her duties as a manager, but she couldn't help laughing: "However, to be honest, it's quite refreshing to watch. Especially Chen Jieke, I choked on this guy speechless , blocked me, I died laughing!"

The corners of Zhuang Yisheng's lips curled up, and he said modestly: "As soon as an expert makes a move, he will know if there is one."

Zhao Man scolded with a smile: "I said you are fat and you are still out of breath."

She paused, as if she just remembered, "Xiao Wang said that when you came back yesterday, you were forced to take a group photo and chased the car? Nothing happened, right?"

"fine."

The ones who pull him to take pictures are scalpers or professional photographers, and the ones chasing after him are illegitimate fans.

Since Zhuang Yisheng became popular, similar things happened from time to time.

"It's fine. I'll talk to the security company and ask them to send two more people when I have a schedule. Don't touch the letters and couriers sent to your home. Let the security personnel handle them. They are professional."

"Row."

Zhao Man warned a few words, and finally couldn't help it, and said with a smile: "I guess Zhang Juxin and Chen Jieke are upset, pointing to Director Hu's new movie to start filming, and claiming that he won the competition for the same role."

For a long time, famous directors used traffic actors to attract traffic, and basically only used one.Two or more will give the public the illusion that this is a money-making bad movie.

Therefore, Chen Jieke fought for it in many ways, and Zhang Juxin even asked the sponsor to come forward, but they failed to win the role of Li Yangchun. They didn't think Zhuang Yisheng could win the role.

——It is estimated that another actor and Xi Muyu will be invited to be side by side.

After signing with Director Hu's crew, Zhao Man did not accept any other dramas for Zhuang Yisheng.Zhuang Yisheng has finished filming two commercials, several magazine covers, and watched two shows. He has no announcements to catch up. He only occasionally posts about his daily life on Weibo. .

The studio has never received the script, and the script is still being revised.

During the preparation period reserved for the new movie, Zhuang Yisheng declined all party invitations, stayed at home alone and watched all director Hu's works and documentaries, then repeatedly watched his favorite classic movies and all Xi Muyu's movies, and finally What I watched was his own film and television drama cut.

Zhuang Yisheng didn't know the exact start date of the movie until after the ancestor worship on the Cold Clothes Festival.

Zhuang Yisheng officially joined the team the day before the start of the production, but because the plane was delayed, he was unable to catch up with the creative dinner.

The next day, before the opening ceremony, Zhuang Yisheng saw Zhang Juxin as soon as he arrived on the set.But he didn't deliberately talk to him, and went directly to greet Director Hu, Lao Xue and other main creators.

He made enough gestures, as if he didn't pay much attention to Zhang Juxin's appearance.

People coming and going at the scene are preparing for the opening ceremony.

When Zhang Juxin saw Zhuang Yisheng, his eyes widened in disbelief. After asking others, he learned that Zhuang Yisheng was actually the actor who played Li Yangchun!

His mind "hummed", and the scenes of himself being arrogant and complacent at the awards ceremony, and the sound of him beating Zhuang Yisheng, a dog in trouble, all played back in his mind and ears.

In the end, it came together in one sentence - it turned out that the dog in the water was myself.

Maybe he stared at Zhuang Yisheng for too long, and Zhuang Yisheng, who was talking to someone with a smile, turned his head and greeted him lightly.

"morning."

Zhang Juxin's face turned pale, and he wished he could find a place to sneak in.

After a while, he realized belatedly that he could no longer manage his expressions, nor could he maintain the dignity of an artist, and glared at Zhuang Yisheng angrily——

"You fucking did it on purpose, just want to see Lao Tzu joke!"

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The author has something to say:

Xiao Zhang: Do you think I am awesome?

Xiaozhuang: You are so awesome!

The crew met on a narrow road, and Xiao Zhang's tears fell.

Xiao Zhang: Are you kidding me?

Xiaozhuang: Yes.

Xiao Zhang: You still mock me!

Xiao Zhuang: Exactly.

Xiao Zhang: You just want to see my jokes.

Xiaozhuang: Really clever.

Xiao Zhang, who was crying like a kettle: here!old!son!roll!Ah~

Xiao Zhuang: ＾＾＾

Big Fish: My wife is really interesting

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