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"Is the meal delicious?"

Xi Muyu's assistant Sun Xiaohan couldn't understand, but he was shocked!

She has been Xi Muyu's assistant for two years, and with Xi Muyu's current status, she has never seen anyone who dares to put face down like this.

Even, the emoticons made by netizens using some still photos or video screenshots of Xi Muyu automatically flashed in her mind——

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In front of Xi Muyu, except for his close friends, who can't help laughing and complimenting him?

Don't say that Sun Xiaohan doesn't understand, even Xiao Wang doesn't understand. It feels like the world is about to collapse. His sister Man promised that as long as he is optimistic about Zhuang Yisheng to coax him, he will give him a generous bonus. Gone.

He smiled mischievously, and was about to help Zhuang Yisheng find love in the direction of the drama addict, when Zhuang Yisheng took him away forcefully by the shoulder.

Xiao Wang: "..."

In awe.

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As soon as Mu Yu was out of sight, he immediately sent a message to Zhao Man.

[Xiao Wang is not the king: Sister Man, when will you arrive?The little one really can’t hold it anymore QAQ]

[Sister Man: Promise! ]

Xiao Wang hurriedly reported the situation.

— This is not a situation he can handle [crying].

Zhuang Yisheng consciously left Xi Muyu with a handsome and rounded back of the head, and a particularly annoying but helpless impression.

As the saying goes, the one who knows you best is always your enemy.

As Xi Muyu's hidden enemy, Zhuang Yisheng has been studying him for so many years whenever he has nothing to do—

Don't look at Xi Muyu's reputation in the outside world is always outspoken, has a bad temper, dares to hate everyone, and there is nothing he dare not say, and the reputation in the circle is not much better, probably because he doesn't give anyone face , Kada is not easy to mess with, but in fact, he has always had a target.

For example, when being interviewed by the media or answering certain sensitive questions on talk shows, other celebrities choose to avoid important issues or only speak politically correct words for the sake of personal image or personality problems.

But he said one thing and one thing, and his speech hit the nail on the head.

Bad is bad, he never praises a person or a show because of personal friendship or adult decency.

Many fans and passers-by liked him so much that they even named him the seat emperor.

They didn't think that Xi Muyu was arrogant, because Xi Muyu had excellent business ability and charismatic personality, and they liked his outspokenness.

Xi Muyu didn't hate it for the sake of it.

Take a chestnut.

On a certain talk show, the host asked Xi Muyu, what do you think of the current traffic fresh meat and flowers that use a lot of doubles, people who basically don't go to the set, but grab a lot of salary?

Ordinary old actors encounter this kind of problem, they must first show their dedication and professionalism, and then angrily scold the little fresh meat for their lack of professionalism.

Xi Muyu said: "This is a problem of the fan economy, and it is the result of capital PUA fans. In fact, capital uses artists to use the model of fan economy to harvest a lot of wealth from fans, and what goes to artists is always only a small part. That’s the biggest hidden winner.”

The host asked: "Then do you think traffic artists are right?"

Xi Muyu said: "This is the current film and television market. It is a chaotic industry. As an artist, you can only adapt to it, and it is difficult to change. To put it bluntly, an artist is just a tool. Which tool can succeed depends on the market and capital in the final analysis." operation."

Host: "So, it's okay for traffic artists to cut pictures with high salaries and not be dedicated, do you think it's okay?"

Xi Muyu: "The problem is the deformed profit model of the fan economy, which is a chaotic phenomenon in which bad money drives out good money in the film and television industry. As a tool, artists have only two choices-make money by themselves and let others make money. So, if there is capital I'll give you [-] million, you don't have a schedule, and the other party says it's okay, we have a double, we can cut out pictures, would you like it?"

The host was taken aback for a moment, then smiled: "Of course I am willing to pick whatever I want."

Afterwards, Xi Muyu smiled lightly: "Of course, I don't agree with their professional attitude. Their acting skills are really eye-catching. Once the film and television industry is out of order and returns to a benign environment, the big waves wash away the sand, and the last ones left will be those who can survive in this journey." In the longer term, it must be an artist with good business ability."

The last sentence offended all fans of traffic, capital, and traffic.It's just because of his large number of fans and the studio's good public relations skills, so no one has dared to tear him apart for so many years.

Whenever someone is about to make a move, the fan group will have a big fan appeal: For our brother, for X Bao, don't tear Xi Muyu up, okay?Maybe you think you are fighting for your brother Ming Buping, but the result of your battle may be that all your resources are lost...

As for the rumors in the circle, there was someone who had no eyes to hook up with Xi Muyu, but was blocked. According to Zhuang Yisheng's knowledge, it was——

Although Xi Muyu has a strong background and is well-connected in the circle, he is not a man who plays tricks and covers the sky with one hand, nor can he do whatever he wants in this intricate circle that is completely controlled by capital.

He does have the ability to block a person, but he has basically never done so.

Even the paparazzi who had been scolded by Xi Muyu for always following Xi Muyu had to admit Xi Muyu's character - there is a storm studio set up by the paparazzi on the Internet, and all kinds of big news about celebrities are basically released by them. It's a real hammer.But they focused on following Xi Muyu for so many years, and they never took any pictures.

Clean and clean, don't talk about love, don't prostitute or smoke, in addition to filming and catching up on announcements, go to the bar for a few drinks with three or five friends, and then go to the bookstore I own for a whole day...

Life is so clean and peaceful that it doesn't look like a top-tier celebrity.

Zhuang Yisheng also deliberately asked people to inquire and investigate——

There are such rumors, which are mainly caused by two little coffees who are as popular as shooting stars.

One once bribed a reporter to appear near Xi Muyu on purpose, allowing the paparazzi to take the opportunity to film and hype a fake relationship, and then clarify the rumor afterward.

In the end, Xi Muyu directly denied it on Weibo and pointed out that the other party's public relations scheme was a ruthless slap in the face. After that, he lost a few endorsements. Xi Muyu also refused to act with him so that he was directly replaced.

There weren't any good movies released in China that year, but Xi Muyu's one could be watched and played. Everyone in the follow-up circle knew that he had offended Xi Muyu, and good resources basically revolved around Xi Muyu, so naturally they wouldn't look for him.As a result, his resources went from bad to worse, and it didn't take long for him to cool down naturally.

The other failed to hook up with Xi Muyu, so he intentionally drugged Xi Muyu at the reception, trying to trick Xi Muyu in order to make a fool of himself.

In the end, Xi Muyu directly called the police, making the other party a legal man. He was also scolded by thousands of people on the Internet, and the follow-up was naturally cool.

There are others, nothing more than being scolded by Xi Muyu when his acting skills are not good enough, and when he is interviewed with Xi Muyu, he is exposed on the spot by Xi Muyu because of being too X.

At this moment, Zhuang Yisheng secretly scored full marks for his performance - in just four words, he perfectly demonstrated what is self-acquaintance and yin and yang, what is relationship crossing the line and what is fan interference in idol's private life.

He invaded Xi Muyu's boundary, he was really annoying.

But this intrusion was not forceful, leaving room for the opponent to push away, so that Xi Muyu would not target him and demand to replace him.

"Perfect!"

"Unbelievable!!"

"Excellent!!!"

The wind was blowing under Zhuang Yisheng's feet, and the game sound effect of happy and happy music automatically sounded in his mind, and his heart was full of complacency——

I'm such an acrobat.

What does it mean to walk a tightrope while stepping on Xi Muyu's bottom line?This is! ! !

Of course, if Xi Muyu really targeted him, he could immediately ask Zhao Man to buy a draft to bully Xi Muyu by taking advantage of his status.

Afterwards, he could still post on Weibo saying: I just like you so much, why did you treat me like this?

A little cheap.

A little shameless.

But it's cool.

In Xi Muyu's eyes, the matter is a different truth.

He is a smart man.

Not long ago, I saw Zhuang Yisheng playing Zhang Juxin without a trace on the stage of X Video Night, and I thought of Zhang Juxin’s agent contacting him before, saying that he would be a host and invite him to have dinner with the director, producer and investor , understand instantly.

Zhuang Xiaoxiao and Zhang Juxin are at odds.

— This is vinegar.

It's like the kind of jealousy of a primary school student's mentality: I hate him, you can't be good with him if you are good with me.I don't like seeing you talking to people I hate.

With a smile on his lips, he raised his eyes to look at Zhuang Yisheng's back, only to see that he was in the rush of people, most of his figure was covered and he looked handsome and straight.

It's like being in a sea of ​​people, in dimly lit places, still holding a pipa and half covering their faces.

Strangely good-looking.

Thin shoulders, thin figure, under the large hoodie, two full and round arcs make the black sweatpants extra sexy, the legs are long and straight, and the socks in the white sneakers are so short that they are almost invisible. Two white and bare ankles were exposed, the ankle bones were distinct, and the ankles were also thin.Every piece of bone, every inch of flesh, is beautiful and delicate just right.

Zhang Juxin came back after answering the phone, continued to chat with Xi Muyu, and asked him some questions about acting.

In fact, it is a commonplace in the circle.

"Sometimes, I find it difficult to act..."

The latter sentence "how should the play be played" was interrupted before he could ask.

"That may be your illusion."

Zhang Juxin opened his mouth, and said in a low voice: "No, sometimes I really find it difficult to act, such as last time..."

Xi Muyu lit a cigarette, took a puff, and said flatly: "The premise of acting is that you have to be in the play."

Zhang Juxin continued to chat awkwardly: "I think I am quite involved in the drama and can empathize with the characters."

Xi Muyu seemed to think of something funny, and suddenly sneered, "So, do you empathize with Godzilla?"

Zhang Juxin didn't understand at all, "Huh?"

Xi Muyu smiled: "Otherwise, why would you weep ghosts and gods?"

Zhang Juxinsu fell on the spot.

It wasn't until Xi Muyu walked away and talked to Director Hu for a long time that he realized the stalk of "shocking the world and weeping ghosts and gods", and was immediately furious.

Zhuang Yisheng was also furious.

He got angry with Xi Muyu, and seemed to walk away, but he was actually watching Xi Muyu's reaction from the corner of his eye, but Xi Muyu seemed to have nothing happened, and he was talking and laughing with Zhang Juxin.

He had to admit that this round, he failed to disgust Xi Muyu, but was pissed off by Xi Muyu and Zhang Juxin.

Out of the corner of his eye, he stared hard at Xi Muyu.

stare!

After the on-site staff set up the scene according to Director Hu's request, Zhuang Yisheng took a stack of scripts from the drama manager and went to Director Hu to listen to Director Hu's lecture with Xi Muyu. He maintained his superficial manners and upbringing.

Director Hu said: "The character you play is Li Yangchun, the legitimate son of an upright official. You have been favored since childhood, and you have read a lot of poetry and books, but you don't want to get fame. Days. You heard that the most famous knight-errant in Jianghu came to your house as a guest, so you rushed to the living room to meet him excitedly. This scene was filmed for the first time you met. As for the feeling, you can act according to the script .”

Before Zhuang Yisheng had time to read the script, he responded, "Okay."

Director Hu nodded in satisfaction, and pushed the small round-rimmed glasses with his chubby fingers, "Then figure it out for yourself first, if you don't understand anything, you can ask Xi Muyu, he has experience."

Zhuang Yisheng continued to nod.

After Director Hu finished speaking, he took the stack of scripts to the dressing room.

From the beginning to the end, he played a fan who is eccentric and inconsiderate to the extreme. He didn't give Xi Muyu a look, and he didn't take the initiative to say a word to Xi Muyu.

After entering the dressing room, Xi Muyu came over suddenly and asked the makeup artist and assistant to go out first.

Zhuang Yisheng still had a cold face and said nothing.

The door closed behind his back with a bang, Zhuang Yisheng tried to walk away, but Xi Muyu slammed on the door.

He gave a low laugh, and said in that voice that fans praised that he could get pregnant just by listening to one ear: "Are you still angry?"

Zhuang Yisheng turned his head away.

Xi Muyu looked straight at him and said, "Don't be upset that you didn't have dinner with him, huh?"

Zhuang Yisheng: "..."

He turned his head and looked directly at Xi Muyu's overly good-looking eyes. While a little inexplicable and imperceptible joy filled his heart, the emoticons popped up one after another——

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He pursed his lips and panicked, and countless voices came out from the bottom of his heart——

Don't you hate other people's awkwardness and weirdness the most?

You should hate me, Tiezi!

You should hate me but can't kill me and sulk!

why?

What went wrong?

What came out was a blunt sentence: "Really?" The tone was dubious.

Xi Muyu pursed his lips, "Well, I won't lie to you."

Ok.

Zhuang Yisheng thought to himself.

He was forced to pretend to be a fan again, and added: "Actually, I'm not the kind of ignorant fan who wants to interfere with cooking behavior, that is, Zhang Juxin is not a good person. , I'm just afraid that you are too kind and will be tricked by him."

Speak ill of people behind their backs get√

Uneducated get√

Long tongue chewing root get√

Is this annoying enough?

Xi Muyu suppressed a smile: "Yes, I understand."

Zhuang Yisheng pursed his dry lips, "Will you hate me?" Come on, hate me.I am already a shameless person, a shameless person is invincible in the world, theoretically I am already invincible.

Xi Muyu laughed lightly, "What are you talking about?"

Zhuang Yisheng: "..." I made a mistake.

"Don't think too much. If you don't understand anything in the script, you can ask me directly." Xi Muyu showed what kindness is all about.

"it is good."

After Zhuang Yisheng agreed, Xi Muyu went to his own dressing room.

The stylist of the crew just confirmed the temporarily modified styling requirements with Director Hu, and came to the dressing room.Two hours later, Zhuang Yisheng was wearing brocade clothes, a white jade pendant hanging from his waist, and a white jade crown on his head. His face was not powdered, but his eyebrows were drawn, and his mouth was painted with some lipstick that made his lips look extra pink. It looked like a white jade dumpling. The Jade Face Young Master came out.

Of course, he was not in the mood to appreciate his handsomeness when he opened the script while coordinating with makeup two hours ago.

That script was as magical as Director Hu's rumors.

Take a look.

first shot.

See you for the first time.

If life is just like first sight, why is Qiu Feng sadly painting a fan.

When I was a child, I looked up at the stars, if I could pick them up with a raise of my hand.

I don’t know the month when I am young, so I call it a white jade plate.

Flipping back again, the thick stack of scripts was completely blank except for the first page.No wonder when the script was given to him at the time, he took it over and the other party's face was very strange. The relationship was originally only intended to give him two pieces of paper.

He looked at his heart and called him a good guy.

He has never seen such a careless script, can this be called a script?What about the lines?

As a result, his whole state became——

How did you shoot this?

who am I?

Where am i?

What should I do?

I won't be refunded, will I?

Grass, I might lose my face this time.

Walking out of the dressing room, I happened to meet Xi Muyu, who also came out of the dressing room, dressed in a relaxed and chivalrous style. He said sincerely, "Brother, I'm a little dizzy."

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The author has something to say:

Xiaozhuang: Come on, hate me.

Big Fish: Like me so much?

Xiaozhuang: balabalabalabalabala speaks bad things

Inner OS: This must hate me, right?

Big Fish: Angry?I'm a fan, so let me coax you...

Later, when a friend in the circle heard about this incident, he learned it: "Did you eat with XXX? Was it delicious? Don't you know that he is my deadly enemy?"

Big Fish: Go away.