[Quick Transmigration] Unattainable Ex

Miao Xiaoqian: "You can do it first, and I can eat it directly after I get married."

The male orc paused, thinking seriously.

Obviously this proposal is more attractive to the latter.

If he hasn't made the thing called bacon, then the female can go back to the tribe and make it herself, and if he does, the female will always want to marry.

Making bacon = females marry in advance

The male's eyes lit up, let the female hang on him, loosened Miao Xiaoqian's hand, and immediately went to fetch meat and coarse salt.

The movements were quick and nimble, and there was no personal discomfort at all.

Miao Xiaoqian held his neck and dared not let go, as soon as he let go, he would fall to the ground. He didn't wear shoes, and there were mud and stones on the ground. If he fell on the ground, his feet would not only be dirty, but also hurt by the small stones. .

Because the posture on the body would hinder Fu Jieyi's movements, Miao Xiaoqian changed his posture and lay on his back instead, with his legs tightly clamped.

Miao Xiaoqian stared at the movements of the male orc, telling him from time to time: "Don't wash the meat with water. Remove all the bones."

"Cut it into long strips of about 2 jin... 2 jin is multiple emmmmm, probably like my arm."

"Rub the entire surface of the meat with salt..."

The male orc moved very quickly. Although he hadn't done this kind of thing before, there was something called instinct. The cooking thing had probably been imprinted in his soul.

After finishing everything, Miao Xiaoqian, the king of strong mouth, felt a sense of accomplishment looking at the row of bacon.

"Gu~" Miao Xiaoqian clutched her stomach and said bitterly, "I'm hungry."

Annoyance flashed across the male orc's eyes. He was so focused on doing something just now that he forgot that the female was hungry.

"I'll cook the meat right away."

Miao Xiaoqian sat on the stone bed and looked at him expectantly.

What kind of delicious food will it be~Hamster rubs his hands.jpg

If someone else dared to do nothing in front of the head of the Snake Clan and eat free food, then this person probably had too much time to spare and was kicked out by Fu Jieyi long ago.But the super double-standard male orc finds the female waiting for food cutely foul.

Freeload?Cooking food for my daughter-in-law, how can it be said that it is free food?As long as he gets married, he will be happy for the rest of his life.

The meat was cooked quickly, and under the expectant eyes of the female, the male orc brought him the boiled white meat in the stone bowl.

Yes, poached white meat!

Miao Xiaoqian widened his eyes in disbelief, looking at the white meat in the stone bowl, without any spices, it was just boiled white meat, he could even see a layer of greasy meat floating on the surface of the stone bowl Greasy oily flowers.

He looked at the male orc.

Fu Jieyi gulped down the meat in the bowl, noticed Miao Xiaoqian's gaze, and asked him strangely why he didn't eat it.

Based on her trust in Fu Jieyi, Miao Xiaoqian took a sip of the soup...

Oily, greasy and a little fishy, ​​it feels like drinking a sip of oil.

vomit--

nausea!

Miao Xiaoqian bent over and retched.

The male orc anxiously went to help him, "What's the matter, what's wrong?"

"Water... I want clean water..."

Fu Jieyi quickly handed him water, and Miao Xiaoqian immediately spit it out after a few mouthfuls, only then did he feel alive, gasping for breath.

Fu Jieyi: "Do you still want water?"

When Miao Xiaoqian saw him, she immediately flattened her mouth in grievance, and the end of her eyes were a little red from the retching just now, making her look even more pitiful.

Seeing Miao Xiaoqian crying, the tall male orc who has always been invincible was completely panicked and asked and comforted him at a loss.

Miao Xiaoqian: "Fat Yi, boiled meat in white water is so unpalatable, ehhhh..."

Fu Jieyi apologized guiltily: "I'm sorry, I didn't cook well."

He made the females cry, he is not a good male!

Miao Xiaoqian touched his face: "I don't think it's because of you. In fact, boiled meat can also be delicious, as long as you don't put so much fat in it."

He just took a look at the stone pot, good guy, half fat and half lean, and he still went to drink the soup desperately, can it not be greasy?

Fu Jieyi: "I'll do it again."

Miao Xiaoqian: "You don't need to do it again, you pick out the fat, and then filter the lean meat with water. The previous one was too greasy."

In this way, although the taste may not be very good, it will always be much better than the previous greasy one.

Fu Jieyi nodded seriously, this time he will not let the female down again!

But the female said it was greasy...Fu Jieyi thought for a while, and suddenly thought that there are very sour sour fruits at home, because they are too sour, no one wants to eat them, and he can have these sour fruits because he gave them to the meat before It was given to him by a child.

If you add some cranberries, it should neutralize the greasy taste, right?

Fu Jieyi fiddled with the pot of boiled meat again, found the sour fruit, squeezed some out and put it in the broth, and tasted it himself first.

The taste seems to be better than before.

The male orc brought the stone bowl over again, with expectant eyes and sweat on his forehead, like a prisoner waiting for the result of the trial.

Miao Xiaoqian learned a lesson this time, instead of drinking soup, she ate a piece of lean meat directly, took a bite nervously, and then her eyes lit up, the taste was much better than she thought!The boiled meat with only salt has no fishy smell at all, but has a sour taste that is so light that it can hardly be tasted.

"It's delicious~" Miao Xiaoqian narrowed her eyes and praised unceremoniously: "Pang Yi's cooking is delicious~"

The male orc who had been clenching his fist was relieved, he had never been so nervous when hunting.

Miao Xiaoqian: "There is a medium-sour taste in it, which completely counteracts the fishy smell."

Fu Jieyi looked at the yellow-orange fruit on the side, thoughtfully: "I added this sour fruit in it, because it was too sour, I didn't eat it, I thought about adding some sour to relieve the greasy, but I didn't expect that there would be a fishy smell. flavor effect."

Some meats have a strong fishy smell, and there is no way to deal with the fishy smell, so the clansmen are used to it. How could they think that a small sour fruit can have this effect.

Miao Xiaoqian choked speechlessly: Isn't that a lemon...

It looks exactly like a modern lemon.

He was wondering if the plants in this world would be different from the ones in his previous life. Lemons look the same, so the others should be similar, right?Forget it, let’s make plans after the protagonist Shou arrives. The protagonist Shou was a botanist before time travel. He knows a lot, so let him worry about it. He knows little, so no one should say anything about being a salted fish ?

After eating a bowl of meat, Miao Xiaoqian was already full, and Fu Jieyi planned to add another bowl for him, but he strongly refused.

Fu Jieyi: "You eat too little, no wonder you are so skinny."

Miao Xiaoqian, who watched him eat up the rest of the meat, including the fat, was dumbfounded.

As expected of an orc, the amount of food that ordinary people can't afford.

No, he was the one who was raised.

He eats less and feeds better! 【Proudly akimbo】

Miao Xiaoqian: "It's all meat, aren't you tired..."

Fu Jieyi didn't understand: "Huh? Why are you tired?"

Miao Xiaoqian: "..." Very good, it seems that they are no longer in the same world.

"I eat too much meat, I want to eat fruit." Miao Xiaoqian rolled on the bed, blinking her eyes and frantically hinting at the big snake's patriarch, "Master Patriarch, do you have any fruit in your clan?"

"Yes." Fu Jieyi smiled: "Females really like to eat fruit."

Thinking of those females who secretly show off that they like to eat fruit, they are actually showing off that they have females.

At that time, he didn't feel any jealousy when he heard it from the sidelines. He only thought that females were delicate creatures, and he felt that the men who showed off females were a bit stupid.

But now that he has a female, he suddenly feels that the little female who likes to eat fruit is so cute. He likes it and wants to show it off to others.

Miao Xiaoqian narrowed her eyes sharply when she heard this, "Females really love to eat fruit? Does the Patriarch know which female loves to eat it?"

The male orc, who didn't realize that he had said something wrong, said with his super intuition: "The subordinates often talk about their females."

Miao Xiaoqian became obedient again: "Oh, that's it."

...I always feel that the female just now is a bit fierce...

The male orc raised his eyes and looked at the weak, innocent and harmless female.

...It must be an illusion.

It was already dark outside at this time, but Fu Jieyi, who is in the form of a snake, was not affected at all. Except for female orcs in the big snake tribe, male orcs have the same vision for night and day, but all tribesmen actually prefer it to daytime. It's darker at night, because the temperature at night is cooler, which is more suitable for the survival of snakes.

There is a fruit forest in the middle of the mountainside, not very far from the ethnic groups.Females without hunting ability usually go to the orchard to pick fruit.

Fu Jieyi's speed is very fast. The snake clan is most famous for its toxins, which is the speed of driving. In addition, the snake clan rarely leaves weak orcs alone, so people from other ethnic groups, if it is not necessary, absolutely do not want to fight with snakes. People of the clan face each other.

Miao Xiaoqian was not doing nothing in the cave, he was sorting out the sundries virtuously.

Although it was already dark outside, there was a light-emitting plant in the cave, illuminating the cave that should have been dark.

Although the cave is big, it can't stand the messy arrangement of sundries.

In addition to some necessities, Miao Xiaoqian also found a lot of animal skins, teeth and horns from the corner.

"...If you put it in modern times, this is already a place where people kill people and bury their bodies."

Miao Xiaoqian piled up animal skins, animal teeth and animal horns, and decided to use animal teeth and animal horns to make some decorations another day.

Although he can't cook, he hasn't lost yet in terms of craftsmanship! 【Super confident】

As for the animal skin, Miao Xiaoqian looked at the dirty animal skin that might have fleas, and shivered, and asked Fat Yi to wash it tomorrow, and put it on the bed after exposure to the sun.

Fu Jieyi must clean up his cave before marrying here, he doesn't want to live in a garbage dump! ! !

Miao Xiaoqian thought happily, fortunately, among all these things, Fu Jieyi himself is the cleanest.