[Quick Transmigration] Unattainable Ex

Yi Hangxin didn't wait for Miao Xiaoqian to come to him the next day, so he could understand, after all, it's normal for a newlywed to go crazy the night before.He was a little puzzled and worried when he didn't come to him the next day.Yihangxin thought, the patriarch is so big, it is normal for Xiaoqian to rest for more than two days after tossing.Xiaoqian didn't come to him on the third...four days, Yi Hangxin's relaxed expression became a little frightened.

With Xiaoqian's small body, could it be that he couldn't bear the patriarch, and died in a fragrant way? ?

Yi Hangxin couldn't help but feel worried and went to find someone, but he also knew that he couldn't go empty-handed. Fortunately, he made a lot of things in the past few days and went to visit in the name of giving things. The patriarch probably wouldn't drive him away .

Yi Hangxin came to the patriarch's courtyard with eagerness. As soon as he arrived in the courtyard, he saw the patriarch Fu Jieyi working hard to wash the animal skins. He was taken aback. Could it be to clean up the crime scene?

A "crime scene" indeed, but not the kind of crime you'd expect.

Yihangxin walked over cautiously and asked, "Patriarch, is Xiaoqian there?"

Fu Jieyi frowned: "Xiao Qian is resting, what do you need from him?"

Yihangxin glanced at the sky, it was already afternoon, the sun was shining brightly at this time, how could there be orcs resting?Heh, I don't even know how to make up a better reason for talking about panic.

Yi Hangxin consciously exposed Fu Jieyi's lie, the more he thought about it, the more bitter he felt, tears welled up in his eyes, and they were about to fall in the next second.

"Xinxin, why are you here?" It was Miao Xiaoqian who heard the voice outside the cave and came out.

The tears accumulated in Yihangxin's eyes could not be shed in an instant.

Ok? ? ?

Yihangxin was stunned.

Xiaoqian? ? ?Such a big Xiaoqian is still alive!Standing right in front of him! !

Miao Xiaoqian tilted her head in doubt: "Xinxin? What's wrong with you?"

Yi Hangxin blinked her eyes, and the tears flowed from her eyes instantly, but this time it was not sad, but felt ashamed of thinking about it.

He was very angry. He was worried and thinking about it, but the patriarch lied to him!Yi Hangxin looked at the patriarch angrily: "Patriarch! Didn't you say that Xiaoqian is resting?!"

He was so angry that he had forgotten his fear and that the other party was the patriarch.

Fu Jieyi's eyes wandered for a moment, and he said expressionlessly: "He is indeed resting."

He is not talking nonsense!

Yihangxin who reacted: "..." Ah, that's right.

Rest is rest, sleep is sleep, just rest, not sleep.He just subconsciously interpreted rest as Xiaoqian sleeping!

Yi Hangxin's eyes changed instantly, and he looked at Fu Jieyi again.

I thought the patriarch was a reckless man, but he turned out to be so treacherous, and he did not disappoint his appearance at all!

Miao Xiaoqian rubbed his sore waist. Standing for a long time made his waist even more sore. He said, "Xinxin, come in first."

Yi Hangxin withdrew his eyes and strode over.

Fu Jieyi thought about it seriously on the spot, then raised his foot and wanted to follow.Then Miao Xiaoqian, who was aware of his actions, glanced at him lightly.

Fu Jieyi withdrew his long legs that had taken half a step, sat back on the stone bench and started washing the animal skins conscientiously.

I can't do without washing, the animal skins at home are already soiled, and there is nothing to change if I don't wash them.

Yi Hangxin carried his things into the cave, and scanned the room. There was a certain smell in the air, which made Yi Hangxin feel a little strange. He sniffed it subconsciously and seriously, and his body froze suddenly in the next second.

Although Yi Hangxin is single, but as a prostitute, how could it be possible that she hasn't used Five Fingers Girl?

Yihangxin also didn't react at first, but she smelled it later, and was a little embarrassed and sighed immediately.How crazy is this, how long did it take to make the cave emit this smell...

As expected of the patriarch, if he was an ordinary person, his body would have fainted long ago.What about Xiaoqian?

Yi Hangxin carefully looked at Miao Xiaoqian's face. It is daytime now, and the outside sun shines in, so he can easily see Miao Xiaoqian's state.

Xiaoqian's state is a bit sluggish, her eyes are a little black and blue, as if she hasn't had a good rest and lack of sleep.There are too many red spots on the exposed skin, and one can tell what kind of madness and love he has experienced. Yi Hangxin just took a look, blushing as if he had been burned, and quickly retracted his gaze.

Miao Xiaoqian sat on the stone bed covered with many layers of animal skins.The eyes that looked at Yihangxin were very frank.

After all, it's okay not to be frank. Does his current appearance look like a normal person?He is already doing well now, when he just woke up today, washing his face in the leaf basin, and taking a picture of himself in the water, he was startled by himself in the water.

Yihangxin asked weakly: "Xiaoqian, are you alright?"

Miao Xiaoqian replied seriously: "Except for a little pain in the buttocks, everything else is fine."

OK.Fangqian didn't know where Fu Jieyi had wiped him, so he had sex for three days.It's okay, he's fine, it's just fart.The butt hurt a little from being hit.

Miao Xiaoqian: Is this the female from the orc world? 【meditation】

Yihangxin: Is this the female from the beastman world? ! 【Meow Shocked.jpg】

It's all like this, is it all right? ? ?

Yi Hangxin reorganized his world view, put away his overly shocked eyes, so as not to look too rustic.It was seen as a joke by the people of the big tribe.

Yi Hangxin sneered: "It's nothing...it's fine..."

Miao Xiaoqian patted him on the shoulder, and said in a tone of someone who had come here: "Xinxin, if you want to marry a male orc in the future, it is best to ask the witch doctor to prescribe some medicine for you at the beginning, otherwise two, you may won't take it."

Yi Hangxin was terrified, and took a breath, "Two... two?! Are all the male orcs here so scary?!"

Miao Xiaoqian looked at him suspiciously, and said, "This is the characteristic of snake people."

Yi Hangxin: Yes, that’s right, there were two snake bites in the previous life.

Yi Hangxin, who didn't want to marry in the first place, completely gave up the idea of ​​falling in love in this world. This is even more terrifying than turning straight into a bend.

"By the way, I brought you something."

Yihangxin saw that Miao Xiaoqian was planning to share some "girlfriends' private conversations", so he quickly changed the subject and said that he was glad that he had brought a lot of things to divert Xiaoqian's attention.

"What is this?" Miao Xiaoqian was really attracted by the thing in his hand, and looked out curiously.

Yi Hangxin: "This is the shampoo I made. It can also be used to wash the body. It can be used directly to wash the hair. Rinse it with clean water, and the hair will be much softer."

"Take fresh saponins, uh...that's what it is." Yi Hangxin took out the saponins for fear that Miao Xiaoqian wouldn't understand, and continued: "After boiling the saponins with water, there will be bubbles. , Washing hair with bubble water or directly washing clothes and pots and pans can dissolve the greasy, and the clothes can be washed cleaner."

Saponins!Can Miao Xiaoqian not know!He was thinking about something that he hadn't found for a long time!As expected of the protagonist Shou, I found it in just a few days!

This kind of saponins is not the long strips seen in the previous life, but a bit round. Miao Xiaoqian has seen this kind of plant many times on the side of the road, but she didn't expect that this kind of plant that can be seen everywhere is actually saponins!

Miao Xiaoqian was so precious immediately, if it wasn't for him not being able to jump now, he would have jumped off the bed and hugged Yihangxin and kissed him.

Well, a hug is fine, a kiss is fine.

Miao Xiaoqian looked at the male orc in the yard with a guilty conscience.

Yi Hangxin smiled and said: "I knew you would like it. By the way, there is also this mushroom soup, sweet and sour sauce, and the sweet and sour sauce is made of Jiabao fruit. By the way, I also made a basket, and we will You can bring a backpack when you go to the forest, and it can hold a lot of things.”

The rainbow fart in Miao Xiaoqian's mouth never stopped, and he kept praising him: "Xinxin, you are so amazing, how do you know so much, how does your head grow, it's amazing!"

In fact, Yihangxin was not a botanist in her previous life, but a treasure chest, otherwise how could she know everything?

Yi Hangxin scratched the back of his head in embarrassment. "Not anymore..."

He only worked as a supporting teacher in the countryside for two years. There is usually nothing to do in the village, and he spends his free time learning things in the village.

Miao Xiaoqian kept babbling, probably because his mood fluctuated too much, his body moved subconsciously, and then he pulled his sore buttocks, making his body stiff for a moment.Baba's mouth also stopped.

"Xinxin..."

Yi Hangxin: "What's wrong?"

Miao Xiaoqian peeked out of the cave secretly, then pulled Yihangxin inside like a thief, and said quietly: "You are smart, do you know how to make a male orc rest for a few days?"

Yi Hangxin: "..."

No, what does this have to do with his cleverness?He's not a doctor, he doesn't know much about andrology!

Yihangxin was at a loss for words, wondering where he had given Xiaoqian the illusion that he could do everything.

Yi Hangxin: "...Why don't you talk to him directly?"

Miao Xiaoqian's face was tangled: "I said it."

Yi Hangxin: "And then?"

Miao Xiaoqian was very distressed: "But I can't help it at night."

Touching his old Gong's chest muscles, how could he bear it?And it didn't hurt at all in the back. I thought I was fine, so I couldn't help but start teasing. As a result, I was often the one who suffered the consequences of teasing.

If the male orc rests for two days, even if he teases him, the male orc can't do anything to toss him.

Yihangxin: "..."

I thought it was the patriarch's intemperance, but I didn't expect you to be the culprit.

As Xiaoqian's best friend [Yi Hangxin thinks], Yi Hangxin thinks about it for a while, and thinks that the patriarch's determination should be strengthened.How could you flirt casually because of Xiaoqian.Dial it, can't help it?

Looking at Miao Xiaoqian with a troubled face, Yi Hangxin thought of his own thoughts, and his eyes rarely drifted with guilt.

Then it felt wrong.

In other words, this couldn't be Xiaoqian throwing dog food, right?

Hahahaha how is it possible, Xiaoqian is so simple and honest, he thinks too much.