[Quick Transmigration] Unattainable Ex

Xiao Feijiu and Xiaoqian cleaned up Fu Jieyi very viciously (I think) (I think), and then I used my mouth to draw my name on the table.

Fu Jieyi: "Oh~ so your name is Xiaoqian."

Xiao Feijiu Xiaoqian nodded his head seriously, and stared at him with his small black eyes unblinking, as if he would peck you to death if you make a wrong call in the future.

If you dare to call Cuihua again, I won't call you Pang Yi, but Tie Zhuyi!

"Xiaoqian..." The name circled around Fu Jieyi's mouth. Looking at the fat little round bird, for some reason, Xiao Feijiu was definitely suitable for this name, and he also liked it very much.

"That's a good name, who gave it to you?"

Xiao Feijiu: "Jiujiujiu." Of course my parents took it.

I don't know if he understood the contempt in Xiao Feijiu's eyes, Fu Jie easily laughed and gave Xiao Feijiu a rua.

Having had enough quarrels with Xiao Feijiu, and seeing Xiao Feijiu messing around like a duck to water alone in the house, after admonishing him not to mess around, he went to the kitchen to cook.

Xiao Feijiu Xiaoqian: Tsk, I've already said that I'm not an ordinary bird!

If Xiao Feijiu hadn't been tired of chasing Peck just now, he would definitely let Er Gouziyi have a taste of his power.

But Xiao Feijiu just wants to slump on the sofa and doesn't want to move.

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The waste bird not only doesn't want to move, but also wants to watch TV.

Xiao Feijiu glanced at the TV remote control panel on the coffee table, stretched out his little wings, and moved far away from him.

"Chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp!!!"

As soon as Fu Jieyi finished cooking the rice, he heard a very shrill bird cry from the living room. He was so frightened that his heart suddenly tightened, and he ran out quickly, and saw Xiao Feijiu lying on the sofa. Thinking that something was wrong with him, he rushed to Xiao Feijiu's side in an instant to check on him.

Xiao Feijiu used his small wings to push aside his probing fingers, pointed at the TV twice, chirped twice, then pointed to the remote control panel, and chirped a few more times.

Thinking something happened to Xiao Feijiu, she hurried over to check on Fu Jieyi: "..."

The corner of his mouth couldn't help twitching, "Do you want to watch TV?"

"Chirp!" Little Fat Chirp nodded as a matter of course.

Fu Jieyi: "...the remote control is on the table, you can reach it with a little movement."

"Jiu Jiu Jiu." I don't want to move.

Although Fu Jieyi couldn't understand what Xiao Feijiu was saying, he still understood the general meaning.Could this little Fat Chiew be too lazy?

The man was speechless for a moment, but he still picked up the remote control and turned on the TV. He was about to put down the remote control to leave, but was stopped by Xiao Feijiu again.

Xiao Feijiu ordered him confidently, and tapped the remote control, indicating that the remote control is too far away, and he wants to change the channel now.

Fu Jieyi: "..." OK.

Who let this bird be picked up by him voluntarily?

The remote control was placed beside Xiao Feijiu, and Xiao Feijiu pointed to the empty cup in front of him.

"Choo, chirp, chirp, chirp." Pour the water, I'm a little thirsty, and I want to drink water later.

Fu Jieyi: ...This is probably not a bird ancestor.

He worked hard to get the water for Xiao Feijiu, and seeing Xiao Feijiu's appearance as a bully, he suddenly felt a little cute.It was useless for Xiao Feijiu to take the initiative to mention it, Fu Jieyi went to get a blanket and put it beside Xiao Feijiu, so that Xiao Feijiu could lean on something warm.

"Chirp."

Xiao Pang chirped twice, as if to thank you.

A smile flashed across Fu Jieyi's eyes, he turned around and continued cooking.

He made very simple dinner, but the portion was very large. He exercised a lot and consumed quickly, so he ate two or three times as much as ordinary people.

Three dishes, one soup and a bowl of rice for dinner.Little Fat Chirp's ears and nose are sharp, and after smelling the aroma of the food, he has already started to move around. When Fu Jieyi brought the food to the table, Little Fat Chirp immediately abandoned the place where he was wrapped warmly, and flew to the On the table, it was made clear that they would also eat together.

Fu Jieyi had already prepared food for him, which was white rice in a drink bottle lid.He pushed a bottle of white rice in front of Xiao Feijiu, motioning him to eat it.

Xiao Feijiu and Xiaoqian looked down: "..." Is this sending beggars? ? ?No, there are more beggars than him.

Ergouziyi, you have changed, you have learned to abuse me.

Xiao Feijiu was full of displeasure, and this time he didn't bother to peck the culprit. He pushed the lid away with his paws, walked aggressively to Fu Jieyi's bowl, and then squeezed Fu Jieyi's fingers away. The small body stood next to the bowl that was several times larger than his own body.

"Jiujiujiu!" I want to eat this!

Fu Jieyi thought Xiao Feijiu was acting like a baby to him, touched the soft feathers on Xiao Feijiu's back, and said, "What's wrong? Don't you want to eat?"

Xiao Feijiu felt that his performance might not be obvious enough, so he ran back and kicked the bottle cap off, then stood beside the big bowl, pointed at the big bowl, and then pointed at himself.

Fu Jieyi was startled and said, "You don't mean to say, you want to eat the rice in this bowl?"

Little Fat Chirp: "Chirp!" Smart!

Fu Jieyi's eyebrows twitched: "Xiao Qian, stop making trouble, your body must not be able to eat so much food."

Xiao Feijiu: "Jiujiujiu." Although what you said is very reasonable, I still can't wrong myself to eat the food in the small bottle cap!

Either I eat the leftovers, or the two of us eat together. These two choices are a toss-up.

If Fu Jieyi knew that Xiao Feijiu was saying in his heart that he was moaning, he would probably have to prove himself in the future.Is he moaning or not.

Fu Jieyi and Xiao Feijiu looked at each other for a few seconds, Fu Jieyi seemed to see his shadow in Xiaofeijiu's dark eyes.

The self inside is so pretty, isn't he so handsome!Fu Jieyi, who doesn't pay attention to the details of appearance, has a new understanding of his appearance for the first time.

"Jiujiujiu." What are you still doing in a daze, why don't you hurry up and make me a meal again.Xiao Feijiu urged.

Fu Jieyi was silent for a few seconds, and went to refill Xiao Feijiu with a small bowl of rice.

Although it's not a big bowl, it's not bad compared to Xiao Feijiu's size.

Xiao Feijiu and Xiaoqian looked at the rice in the bowl, and felt that they should be able to finish it and not waste food.

Xiao Feijiu didn't dislike the rice in the bottle cap, but the bottle cap used to hold the rice.

Fu Jieyi was relieved to see that he ate quietly and did not act like a monster.

It's hard to keep pets, especially a monster pet.

↑What kind of pet, that is your daughter-in-law.

Xiao Feijiu is self-aware of his own food intake, so during the period, he only asked Fu Jieyi to pick up a piece of potato shreds for himself and didn't let him pick up any more. He just ate that little bit of rice and a piece of potato shreds, and Xiao Feijiu Xiaoqian Up panicked.

Birds are rectal animals. The rectum is very short and has no function of storing feces, so they will excrete feces from the body anytime and anywhere.But because Xiao Feijiu is a human being, he can hold back a bit more than ordinary birds, and immediately flies to the trash can when he feels the urge to defecate.Then he took a tissue in his mouth to wipe his ass.

Fu Jieyi looked at it with a smile on his face.

How could Xiao Feijiu be so cute?What a treasure.

Fu Jieyi: "Don't birds usually sing, Xiaoqian, why don't you sing a song?"

Xiao Fat Jiu and Xiao Qian gave him a disdainful chirp.

That's an ordinary bird, am I an ordinary bird? !

↑ To put it bluntly, I just can’t sing.

Fu Jieyi: "Could it be that you can't sing?"

Little Fatty Jiu was so angry, who said he couldn't do it!

"Chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp..." Xiao Fei tweeted for a long time, which made Fu Jieyi stunned.

"Jiujiu." Listen, what a beautiful singing voice.Little Fat Jiu looked at him.

Against his will, Fu Jieyi praised: "...It sounds very good."

"Chirp!" Little Fat Chirp held his head high, his tail almost up to the sky.

Xiao Feijiu saw his mobile phone beside the table, suddenly thought of something, ran over and asked the man to turn on the mobile phone, he wanted to use it.

Fu Jieyi said unexpectedly: "You can still play with your mobile phone."

"Jiujiu." Not only can I play with my phone, but I can also type!

The underestimated Xiao Feijiu snorted disdainfully.After Fu Jieyi turned on the phone, he opened the phone information page with his paw.As for why he didn't use his mouth to peck it, because his mouth was too sharp, and he was afraid that he would accidentally damage the phone.

Xiao Feijiu was typing and typing, Fu Jieyi felt novelty, his eyes kept falling on Xiao Feijiu, with a soft smile in his eyes.

[After a period of time, the spiritual energy will recover, people with poor physical fitness will become zombies, animals and plants will evolve, you'd better stock up more things. 】

Fu Jieyi's eyes fell on Xiaopangjiu's words, and the smile on his lips gradually disappeared and became serious: "Is this true? How do you know?"

[I am a monster. 】Xiao Feijiu typed proudly.No amount of explanation can compare to this sentence.

Fu Jieyi focused on another place, and asked expectantly: "Animals and plants will evolve, will you evolve too?"

Xiao Feijiu gave him a strange look.Is Gouziyi's focus a bit strange? It's none of his business.

[Of course I will. 】

Fu Jieyi had a hunch in his heart, but he didn't ask: "What will you evolve into?"

Xiao Feijiu: [Become a human. 】

The premonition in his heart was confirmed, Fu Jieyi had an inexplicable look in his eyes, and he said after a while: "Little silly bird, you have exposed yourself so easily, aren't you afraid that I will be a bad person and harm you?"

Because of his size and appearance, Fu Jieyi has been regarded as a representative of bad guys since he was a child, and he is used to not caring about outsiders' opinions, but Xiao Feijiu has unreserved trust in him, which makes him feel unspeakable .

Xiao Feijiu was dissatisfied: "Jiujiujiu!" You are stupid, your whole family is stupid!

Wait, the whole family can't be stupid, since I am Gou Ziyi's daughter-in-law, the whole family doesn't include me!

Xiao Feijiu, who reacted, cursed: "Jiujiu!" You are stupid, you are stupid.

She also angrily typed on her mobile phone to show him: [You are stupid! 】

Fu Jieyi: "Hahaha."