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Although there were no casualties on the small island that was ravaged by the heavy rain, it was no longer suitable for shooting reality shows. The program team reported to the higher-ups, and finally had to change to a different location for shooting. Those painful episodes have to be replayed again.

The atmosphere this time is much stiffer than last time. The memories related to the island night can be covered up, but the emotions cannot be erased. Everyone in the film crew, including the guests, every ordinary person is affected by the situation at that time. I was so scared, even though I lost my memory, I still felt weird when I woke up in the morning.

Everyone's eyes were full of doubt and bewilderment.Every close-up of the face in the show can be made into a smiley emoticon package...

Miao Ji: "Are you sure that such a program can convince the audience! Will it not backfire!"

PR Department: "Whether they believe it or not, I believe it anyway."

Miao Ji gave a middle finger to the phone.

After filming the reality show, Miao Ji and Yan Du returned to their original cities.

Although Miao Ji was not responsible for turning a snake into a crime, he was one of the parties involved in this matter, so he went to the Demon Control Bureau to make a report.

It's really one thing down one thing, Hua Snake said that as long as he and Ming Snake are not locked together, he will recruit and recognize everything.

Long Xiangming said to Miao Ji: "That Snake really hates you, probably since he was released from prison last time, he was planning how to get revenge on you, the demon blood used in the sneak attack that night was made by sorcery, there is a , that is, the blood must be bled from the living monster until it dies, so that the blood full of resentment can be refined."

Miao Ji pouted, this kind of thing is a disaster no matter among humans or monsters, and he thought that without the definition of human beings, he would be auspicious, idiot.

"Hua Snake took aim at the moment when you had a conflict with that bastard, and then attacked you. It wanted to confuse the public and make people think that it was the northern demon king who did it." Long Xiangming laughed: "But you do have many enemies. , he must not be the only one who wants to sneak attack you, you should proceed with caution in the future."

Speaking of sneak attack, Miao Ji thought of another question: "Where is my house? Has it been repaired?"

"Uh, this is..."

"What about this and that, if you reimburse me every day, it doesn't matter if I stay in the hotel all the time."

Long Xiangming quickly waved his hand: "Hey, that's not what I meant, the main reason is that I think the condition of the original house was too poor, and I couldn't bear to let you live there all the time."

As soon as Miao Ji heard this, he immediately looked at Long Xiangming with vigilant eyes, usually when such an old cunning man said such things, he must be planning something again.

Sure enough, Long Xiangming started laughing: "Look how nice Yandu's villa is, why don't you just move in and live together."

Miao Ji refused without even thinking about it: "No." It wasn't aimed at Yan Du in particular, he just didn't like living with others anyway.

"I'm here to make it easier for you to carry out your mission. Think about it. Yan Du is a star. Sometimes his work is upside down, and you are asked to closely monitor him. If he lives separately, he has to make a special trip to inform you where he is going. It's enough to go back and forth on the road. And You have followed him to shoot reality shows these days, and you live next door to him, the hotel building is actually a whole house, is this different from living in a villa?"

It really bluffed people for a while, but when Miao Ji was about to leave, he still woke up.

"Baldy Long, have you been bought by Yan Du? Or do you owe his family money?"

Miao Ji crawled along the table and grabbed Long Xiangming by the collar.

"Don't be so big or small! If you are like this, you will be fired. I tell you-hey, give me back the wig!!!"

Miao Ji left the Demon Management Bureau angrily, but when he walked downstairs, he suddenly felt a little dazed. He glanced at the reception area, where there were petitioning monsters arguing with the staff:

"You don't have a property certificate, how can you prove that the river is yours?"

"Human beings can't prove that the river is theirs? Just fill it in, where will we live in the future?"

"Aren't there fountains and scenic lakes in the community?"

"..."

Miao Ji listened for a while, but didn't listen to a sentence, because his attention was all on the white wall behind the reception desk, and he saw a very novel thing, many red and golden pennants!

[Comrade Miaoji, a good cat of the people: brave and fearless, enthusiastic for the people, fair law enforcement, and swift in solving cases]

[Enforcement of law for the people is upright all one's life, uphold justice with a breeze in both sleeves]

【Meow meow meow, woof woof woof】

【Removing disasters regardless of day and night, helping others with true spirit】

What... magic realism...

Miao Ji felt that his face was blown by the hurricane of socialism, and it seemed that something strange had mixed in, and he felt his face flustered.At this time Chu Wei just came in from the outside, and was caught off guard by the many slogans, as if every word was slapping him in the face, indicating that he failed in this mission, and he was defeated by Miao. Kyrgyzstan.

Seeing that Chu Wei's face was as dark as the bottom of a pot, Miao Ji was also a bit mean, and his mood took a 180-degree turn, and he suddenly became happy.He passed Chu Wei energetically.

In the end Miao Ji still bowed his head to the power of money. He went back to look at the house and found that the house had been repaired a long time ago, but the house was soaked in water, the floor and walls were moldy, and because the demon blood had evaporated, although it had lost its effectiveness, There was a strange smell in the room.

Miao Ji didn't have much luggage, so he packed a small box.When he came to Yan Du's house with the suitcase, the guest room had already been prepared.

Yan Du didn't look too happy, and honestly took him to the guest room: "There is only a bedroom upstairs, and there is a living room outside the bedroom, so you can treat it as your own living room, and you won't see me as soon as you open the bedroom door. "He suddenly became very self-aware, afraid that Miao Ji would not be happy to live if he was unhappy.

Miao Ji asked him: "Is it the pennant you sent?"

Yan Du seemed a little embarrassed, and nodded.

"Why is there a meow, meow, woof, woof?"

"You not only saved people that night, but also the cats and dogs in the fishermen's house."

Miao Ji was always surprised by him, he glanced up and down at Yan Du: "Why do you have so many bad ideas?"

Yan Du sniffed: "Is it rotten? Isn't it rotten?" He said with a face of course: "Those fishermen are really grateful to you. Before their memories were erased, they were still looking for you. I just represent The voice of the masses, and our most sincere gratitude to our respected public servants of the people."

Miao Ji got goose bumps all over his body when he heard it.

Yan Du suddenly lowered his voice, and asked quietly: "By the way, is Sheriff Black Cat based on you?"

"...Get lost." Miao Ji entered the guest bedroom and slammed the door shut.

Although the door was closed, but because the word "roll" is lighter than before, so light that it can be called gentle, Yan Du rounded it up and decided that it was flirting!

Miao Ji went into the room to take a look. He looked very carefully, for fear of seeing something strange again, but this worry seemed a bit unnecessary. Yan Du did not add superfluous things this time. The decoration style is European, but it is not very cold. The European style is full of warmth and comfort, and there are some intimate decorations. There is a seat in three steps, and you can lie down in five steps. There are soft and fluffy fur cushions and lazy sofas everywhere.

The bedroom is also exquisite and tidy. The atmosphere of home is better than that of a hotel, and the comfort is better than that of the original house.Miao Ji is quite satisfied.

Miao Ji tried to sit on the bed for a while, but the bed was shaking non-stop. When he lifted the quilt and pressed it, it turned out to be the legendary water bed!

Miao Ji shook it twice vigorously, the ups and downs reminded him of the feeling of sitting on the back of a humpback whale, and a smile appeared on his face.

Suddenly, he saw a small fresh flowerpot on the balcony, and in the flowerpot, a pearl of catnip was planted in a very unpleasant way.

So Yan Du is still Yan Du after all.

What is this feeling of anticipation...

In fact, Miao Ji was naive. If Tubo hadn't persuaded him, Yan Du would have wanted to shovel all the flowers and plants in the garden and plant a few acres of catnip.

Tu Bo said: "What serious suitor have you seen who used Mandichun medicine to show love? If this is a girl, if you don't get two slaps, I will lose!"

After hearing this, Yan Du was very unconvinced, and he scolded his manager with a righteous face: "How can this be compared to Chun... what kind of analogy, this is at most equivalent to alcohol, yes, it is red wine for cats! Prostitute! See you! I didn't expect you to be this kind of manager, you were fired!"

Tubo: "I can't beat you! Farewell!"

Having said that, in the end, I only sent a small pot of catnip, revealing a trace of treachery in a cautious way.

Miao Ji just felt that he was too stupid, because he hadn't taken medicine since he became a pro, but this touch of green on the balcony was not an eyesore, so he ignored him.

Yan Du felt that he had summed up some experience, as long as he grasped the speed, Miao Ji would not be so easily angry.

That night, Miao Ji didn't get excited because of the catnip, but Yan Du was so excited that he didn't fall asleep all night because he slept next to Miao Ji.It went so smoothly that he couldn't believe it, they lived together so quickly!

Waking up in the morning, the two ate fried fish together—even the recipe was similar, and suddenly they got a harmonious life after marriage!

Where did Miao Ji expect him to have so many inner dramas? He was only thinking about business. After breakfast, Yan Du went to the deep sea entertainment, and Miao Ji naturally followed. The two missing employees were said to have been found last time. go and see.

As a result, the two idiots said to him: "We...we are not used to life in the city, and the human beings have become so strange now, so we, just fled back to the mountains to stay. Mr. Guan, we did nothing wrong, right? What do you want us to do when you come back?"

The two monsters were still wearing ancient commoner clothes. While talking, they rubbed the hem of their clothes helplessly. It was obvious that they had stayed in the mountains for a long time.There are also such monsters.What I said before was going back to my hometown to visit relatives, but they left in a hurry, and the Bureau of Demon Management suspected that Yan Du had eaten them.This is really...

Miao Ji had nothing to say, and waved them away.

Shen Mu has been running to Deep Sea Entertainment for the past two days, not to find Yan Du, but to find materials from the monsters in the company and to find creative inspiration.After all, anyone who can become a spirit must live longer than human beings, and their knowledge is also very different from human beings.This is rare good material.

Shen Mu talks well and is good-looking. Knowing that he is the screenwriter of Yan Du's new film, the employees of Deep Sea Entertainment have nothing to hide from him. Everyone is willing to tell him about their experiences. If they are lucky enough to be adapted into a story, they will appear in the In film and television dramas, it is too beautiful.

During the lunch break, the little monsters were circling around Shen Mu, but Shen Mu suddenly saw Miao Ji's figure, and before the elevator door closed, he stopped Miao Ji out of breath.

"Looking for me?" Miao Ji asked strangely. He looked at Yan Du, who shrugged, but didn't know what it was.

Shen Mu nodded, Yan Du asked him to come inside, and the three of them entered the elevator together, before Shen Mu said: "This is Captain Miao, I really don't know who to turn to for this matter, I will consult you, my family... Haunting, do your demon management bureaus handle this kind of thing? Or is there any place that handles this?"

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The author has something to say:

The pennant words are searched from the Internet_(:з」∠)_

We live together now, and the progress of this couple has been like a rocket since Chapter 1, so this is actually a cute article mainly focusing on emotional lines, the whole article is about 10,000+ words.

In fact, I wanted to write the stalk of fish x cat in 2012. At that time, it was still conceived in the ancient background. Xiaogong was a idiot and funny than koi 2333, and Xiaoshou was a pure black black cat. Later, I was not so keen on ancient times, and felt like a mermaid. It will be more Su, and I will change it to the present one, which fulfills my long-cherished wish

I am very happy to write (maybe a little bit too much, it seems to be a special sand sculpture orz), I hope you have fun watching it~