Mermaid superstar strength pet cat

Shen Mu is a screenwriter, and he has a lot of creative ideas.When he first learned that Yan Du was not human, he was shocked for a short while before accepting the fact, and even agreed to use the story blueprint provided by Yan Du to adapt it into a movie script for him.

When Shen Mu saw Miao Ji, he thought that this should be the prototype of the heroine in that story, right?No wonder Yan Du attaches so much importance to this film, the investment of hundreds of millions is such that he doesn't even blink his eyes.

Shen Mu waved to them very kindly: "Hello, excuse me..."

Tubo and the higher-ups stretched their necks and looked through the door, expecting to see a tragic scene, but it turned out to be... er, a sexy scene?

WTF! ! !Are the rumors true? ? ?

Miao Ji's question was interrupted by this sudden human being, and watched by these subtle eyes, but Yan Du's hand was still around his waist, and there was a tendency to tighten it, so Miao Ji's face froze with anger. famous.

With a hard elbow to the back, Yan Du immediately turned around in the pool in pain.

"It hurts, it hurts, it hurts, I'm going to die, I'm going to die..."

In the evening, Miao Ji finished his inspection of Deep Sea Entertainment and booked a room in the hotel. He didn't like to stay under the same roof with others, and even being close to Rulong Xiangming's family would make him feel a little uncomfortable, and he You need to think about some things quietly.

He has been in this department since the day when the Bureau of Demon Control was established. Firstly, he wanted to use the convenience of investigation to find the root of the demon energy in his body.Second, the higher-ups also need to keep him under their noses, and keep an eye on him, a big hidden danger, to avoid trouble.

Although hundreds of years have passed, Miao Ji still remembers that feeling.

He didn't want to recall, anyway, he didn't want to try again the feeling of his body being occupied by demon energy.

It's a pity that after so many years, there is still no result. Instead, the demonic energy in the body has a tendency to make a comeback.

It's not that Miao Ji is not afraid, it's just that he doesn't want to show uneasiness in front of others.He can't stabilize himself, and it's impossible for others to help him stabilize.

But he didn't expect that it was a fish that brought him a turning point.

That night, Miao Ji stood in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows of the hotel, and began to doubt Miao Sheng. He had a feeling that he was not up to the task. That fish was so annoying, and Miao Ji couldn't understand what he had. Purpose, closeness?Hell close.He suspected that he was about to be annoyed to death by this fish before he died from the explosion of demonic energy...

And when Yan Du was in the pool, he was consciously comforting him, that is to say, he knew that his singing had this effect.

At this time, the doorbell suddenly sounded, and Miao Ji sighed, and had to give up thinking for a while.

The waiter outside the door pushed a shiny silver dining car and said, "Sir, your order has arrived."

"I haven't ordered food."

"Another customer placed the order for you." The waiter handed over a slip.

Golden cheese fish fillet, fried fish fillet, French pan-fried cod, fish ball and tomato stewed noodles, squirrel mandarin fish, steamed saury, fish smoothie soup, caviar... Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu, all fish, just look at the name of the dish You can feel the deliciousness, but when Miao Ji thought of who ordered it, he refused in his heart.

"Take it away, don't eat it!"

"Sir, we..." The waiter was very embarrassed.

Miao Ji said helplessly: "You can put it here, I received it."

The waiter left, Miao Ji stared at the dining car in a daze.The door of the guest room next door opened suddenly, and Yan Du poked his head out of the door wearing sunglasses and a hat, and closed his mouth with his hands as if whispering: "I ordered, I hope you like it."

Miao Ji ordered very unreasonably: "You go to check out, immediately!" He knew that this guy was coming!

The disappointment in Yan Du's eyes was obvious: "I didn't book a room."

Miao Ji looked at him.

Yan Du laughed again: "This hotel is my property."

Miao Ji was suddenly numb: "Oh."

When Miao Ji was about to close the door, Yan Du hurried to his door: "Can we talk? I promise to talk well!"

In fact, this is what Miaoji needs.

He asked Yan Du to speak at the door, and Yan Du pointed to the other guests who were coming and going in and out of the corridor, and there were already people who couldn't stop looking at Yan Du, eager to take out their mobile phones to take pictures.His 1.9-meter stature, no matter how tightly wrapped he is, it is hard not to attract attention.Miao Ji had no choice but to let the door open.

With sharp eyesight, Yan Du quickly pushed the dining car into Miao Ji's room.

"Shall we eat first?"

"Talk first, I will eat when you leave."

Perhaps because he was afraid that the food would be cold, Yan Du actually spoke really well this time, and he was concise.

"I found those two paparazzi. It was my family who bought those photos and distributed them. I also posted the photos. I will ask them to come out and apologize. I will sue those who spread rumors one by one. I will definitely not hurt you. reputation."

There is nine points of truth and one point of false, but it will make people feel very real. In fact, there is a big flaw in the photo, that is, when they "fight hand to hand", Miao Ji is holding a knife in his hand, no matter how ambiguous Not to mention that Yan Du was wearing a bath towel at the time, it was him who scuffled with a man with a knife in his hand, and it would never be considered as indescribable... At most, it was a bit of a comedy effect. .

But the opponent tactfully dropped the knife in Miao Ji's hand, and the scene was hard not to arouse people's daydream.

Most of the key photos are real, and there is no trace of PS for a while.Moreover, compared with Yan Du fighting with others, compared with Yan Du fighting with others, the audience always believes what they want to believe.

"They will send out photos that have not been photoshopped, and I will also issue a statement to clarify... But your identity is not easy to explain to the outside world, and that day is too coincidental. I just said that I am about to shoot a martial arts action movie, and you are a professional What do you think of the one who came to teach me martial arts?"

Miao Ji stared at Yan Du with the eyes of a fool.

May I ask what kind of martial arts coach would let others be naked as instructors?In fact, you intend to paint more and more black, right?

"It's better for you to shut up than anything else."

Yan Du immediately made a zipper movement on his lips, and really closed his mouth.

In fact, Miao Ji doesn't care much about this scandal now. Although it is really annoying to think about it, what he wants to know most now is the truth behind the singing of this mermaid.

"Didn't you say you can't sing?"

Yan Du unzipped the zipper again: "So the singing you mentioned refers to that? That's not a song, but a special term used by mermaids to communicate with each other, but it has a certain magical power, or it has a certain magical power in our vocabulary. Mana, for example, when catching prey, can confuse the prey and fall into our trap. Have you seen Pirates of the Caribbean? It’s the kind in it..."

"I haven't seen it." But Miao Ji understood, he knew the ability of the western siren, and he looked indifferent: "You treat me as a prey?"

"No! No! I haven't finished explaining yet!" Yan Du showed a strong desire to survive: "I'm just giving an example, which is a kind of purpose. Different languages ​​play different roles, and our language still has different functions. It is used for internal communication and to convey feelings. It is also used to heal one’s relatives, soothe sadness and anger, but it is only used between particularly close relationships, so the outside world only knows one and does not know the other.”

He emphatically emphasized that it should only be used to heal close people.

Miao Ji automatically filtered his words and fell into deep thought, is it that simple?

But there is another point that Miao Ji couldn't figure out. He heard the singing on TV at the time, but no matter what carrier he watched the trailer later on, he didn't feel anything.Thinking about it, is there any mana that can be transmitted through electronic appliances?

He suddenly wanted to ask himself where Yan Du was on the night when the devilish energy erupted.

But after thinking about it, I don't know how much of what he heard from this guy's mouth is credible, so he simply issued an order to evict the guest: "Okay, the talk is over, you can go."

"I haven't had dinner yet." Crazy hinted that Miaoji allowed him to stay and have dinner.

Miao Ji is very cold and ruthless: "Either you go by yourself or push your dining car, you choose."

Yan Du's cheeks were hideously thick: "Then I'll watch you eat, and push the dining cart away when you finish eating."

Miao Ji has never met this kind of person who pushes his nose and face with him, and he was a little dazed for a while, and the most annoying thing is that he has not yet reached the level of anger for beating people, but he can only beat this kind of person , he didn't know what else to do.

Before the word "roll" came out of his mouth, Yan Du quickly lifted the shiny silver dining cover, put it on the table quickly, and then divided the meal, "Fortunately, it's still hot, take it It won't taste as good if it's warmed up."

Yan Du smiled and opened the chair for Miao Ji. He was thoughtful and enthusiastic, and the aroma of the food touched people's heartstrings.

If you still hit someone at a time like this, it's not because of your temper, but because of something wrong with your brain.

Yan Du firmly believes that Miao Ji is not the latter.

Miao Ji's fist gradually loosened, Yan Du turned to get the tableware, his face was dying of laughter.

But the next day he couldn't laugh anymore.

When Duijia and the paparazzi issued an apology statement on the Internet and released the real photos, the action that was clearly interpreted as ambiguous and sentimental before, because of the appearance of this knife, suddenly changed the style of painting, because of the relationship between angles, It looked like a candid filming of a funny variety show, and it became like a joke.

You can't be sure whether the two in the photo are wrestling, dancing duets, or performing some mysterious sacrificial activities.

Netizens don't know why Yan Du's PR came up with such a strange clarification, but it's just too much to say.

This is a good thing, as long as the attention is diverted, but the sand sculptures of netizens will always exceed the team's expectations.

The Internet is like a carnival, from eating melons to another style of painting.

"Hahahahahahahahaha what kind of sand sculpture photo is this? Is Yan Du fighting with someone shirtless?"

"This knife is just the finishing touch and brings soul to this photo! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"

"You thought they were wrestling, but they were actually dancing duo!"

"My god why is it so funny hahahahahahahahahaha"

"Give me back my philosophy! Why did a good revelation turn into a hilarious laugh!!!"

"Hahahahahahahahahahaha why is his melon taste so hard to describe..."

Although there is a little different voice:

"Are you blinded by eating melons and eating melons! This is a controlled knife! Obviously I, Yan, encountered a burglary, and you can still laugh at such a serious incident. I, Yan, have been unlucky for eight lifetimes to have fans like you! "

"Here's an honest man, come and bully him!"

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha goddammit, such a beautiful little brother, please come to me and rob me anytime!"

"I beg my little brother to rob me +1"

"rob me +2"

Then came disaster.Because this group of photos is really fascinating, it has a lot of room for development...

Sand sculpture netizens took the photo of Yan Du holding Miao Ji's hands, and the photo of the two of them competing for various further processing. The Tang knife in Miao Ji's hand was turned into a staff, some into a lightsaber, and some into a golden cudgel. After completing all the weapons, the two people in the fight also added their battle robes, either wearing golden saint warrior armor, or wearing super bat tights.

Even later, Miao Ji's hands are no longer weapons, and various creatures are held in his hands, such as P into a salted fish, P into a screaming groundhog, and P into a [beep beep——]

Miao Ji's hands seemed to contain the entire universe.

Caught off guard, their scandal escalated into an emoji.

Even Yan Du himself couldn't bear to see the photos, let alone imagine whether Miao Ji could see the sun tomorrow after seeing all this.

He spread out in the boss's chair and became a salted fish.

"The sand sculpture hurt me!"

It wasn't until the hotel manager called him that Miao Ji had checked out the room, that he sat up in shock in his dying condition, and ran to the Demon Management Bureau to find the cat, regardless of his life.

Miao Ji did see the photo, and the phone screen shattered into spider webs in his hands with a click, and then he made a decision.

He quit this job!He couldn't bear this sand sculpture for a second!

Today is the weekend, Long Xiangming should not be in the Bureau of Demon Management, Miao Ji went directly to his house.

Along the way, he was thinking, Yan Du said that the mermaid's singing has this healing and comforting effect, so why did he insist on this fish?

This fish is poisonous!I don't want it!

That being the case, it's hard to find a three-legged mermaid, but can't you find a mermaid that can sing?

Miao Ji walked down the street angrily, never paying attention to what happened on the other side of the street.

When a woman's heart-piercing cry came, Miao Ji looked around and saw a man in black holding a two or three-year-old child on a motorcycle and driving away.

The woman was almost at a loss for words, and it took a long time to spit out the words from the shock and disbelief: "It's a human trafficker!!! My child, my child was taken away, help me, who, please, someone help me ..."

Before he finished speaking, Miao Ji had already chased him a hundred meters away.