What kind of bad intentions can King Ono have?

Recalling the date of birth on Ono Wang's ID card, Jiang Su thought that even if counting the false years, he was only six years older than him.

How can a 24-year-old man not be described as "this age"?

If a passer-by who didn't know the truth heard this, he might think he was talking to grandpa.

But now that the words have come to this point, Jiang Su no longer 'maliciously compares', pulled out the chair and sat back, and said slowly: "It's okay, you have to do a comprehensive physical examination before joining the team."

Yu Fanzhou: "..."

It means that the matter of height is too much to pass, right?

People really can't pretend.

With Jiang Su's character, it might be possible to take a photo of the "175" in the height column of his medical report and post it on Weibo to openly laugh at it.

Looking up at the time on the computer, it was almost ten o'clock.

The signing of the contract went much smoother than expected. Yu Fanzhou didn't plan to spend the night outside at all, so he sat up from the chair and sorted out the contract and put it in the file bag.

From the analysis of his behavior, Jiang Su knew that King Xiaoye had finished his talk after eating and drinking, and packed up his things to leave.

"Ready to go home?" Jiang Su turned his head to look at Yu Fanzhou, and said casually as if greeting a guest, "It's so late, let's leave after dawn tomorrow."

"No."

A meal of crayfish completely fattened Yu Fanzhou's courage. He treated Jiang Su with no respectful attitude towards other newcomers, and he refused without hesitation.

"My family said that boys should protect themselves when they go out. I sleep to death, what if you touch my face again in the middle of the night? You still have a big bed room, I can't let you take advantage of me .”

After hearing what he said, Jiang Su laughed instead: "I didn't say that you took advantage of me when you got into my bed at noon, and you were the villain who sued first."

"What nonsense are you talking about?" Yu Fanzhou exploded in minutes, "What am I trying to do to you?"

Jiang Su said decisively: "Picture my crayfish."

Yu Fanzhou was choked for a moment, and in order not to lose his momentum, he retorted confidently: "Do you have evidence? Did a third person see me eating your crayfish?"

After the voice fell behind, Jiang Su smiled inexplicably, picked up the phone to unlock it as if he had been prepared, and turned the screen to Yu Fanzhou after clicking a few times.

In the video on the screen, Yu Fanzhou's side face is displayed in high definition, holding a crayfish on his mobile phone and eating deliciously, there is a pile of shrimp shells in front of him, and the light of variety shows on the computer is reflected in his eyes.

At the end of the playback, Jiang Su flipped the camera over to his face, and silently gave the camera a thumbs up.

It is absolutely undeniable.

Yu Fanzhou didn't expect this to happen at all. He blushed on the spot and wanted to grab his phone in a panic: "You pervert! What are you doing secretly taking pictures of me! You're going to delete them soon"

Jiang Su wasn't afraid that he would snatch it, but he locked the phone screen first.

Yu Fanzhou was even more annoyed when he couldn't unlock the phone after getting it. He called out the number keys and pressed "110" directly in a hurry.

As soon as he saw that the game was too big, Jiang Su hurriedly snatched back the phone before the call was successfully broadcast, and opened the lock as if admitting defeat.

Seeing this, Yu Fanzhou was afraid that he would regret it, and immediately snatched the phone like a tiger rushing to eat and wanted to delete the video himself. When he opened the album to search, he found that there was no need to search at all.

Because there is almost nothing in Jiang Su's photo album, only some photos of his pet cat.

And not much, less than a page.

The only figure that appears is Yu Fanzhou who is eating crayfish.

Four photos, one video.

Yu Fanzhou clicked on the photos and looked at them, and found that although they were sneak shots, the angle and timing Jiang Su was looking for were very good. Not only did he not make him ugly when using the original camera of the mobile phone without filters, It's pretty nice.

"Why?" Jiang Su crossed his arms, held back his smile, and asked him slowly from the side, "Are you still admiring your handsome face?"

Yu Fanzhou turned over the back of his mobile phone and looked at it, and asked suspiciously: "Is this the mobile phone you just bought? Why are there only a few photos."

"No, it's been more than two years." Jiang Su said, "I don't usually like to take pictures. Do you think it's reasonable to have hundreds of selfies with beauty filters on my phone?"

Yu Fanzhou curled his lips, and let out a cold snort from his nose: "You really are not a normal person."

Jiang Su found him even more funny, tilted his head and asked, "What is this? If you want to delete it, delete it. Why do you have to scold me? It's my fault for not taking pictures?"

Yu Fanzhou thought about the pile of game screenshots, anime screenshots, emojis in his mobile phone album, as well as the various pretentious poses left by Tang Zheng when he was forced to act as a mobile phone stand, and became more and more sure of his inference.

He looked at Jiang Su squarely, with good reason: "I didn't wrong you, how can anyone have no photos in their album? A person will always leave something if he has any hobbies. This is called recording life. When the water is clear, there will be no pictures." Fish, there is something wrong with you."

"I just had some hobbies, and you chased after me to delete them." Jiang Su laughed: "Then what do you think should be in my photo album?"

Yu Fanzhou was only thinking about it, completely ignoring the implication of Jiang Su's first half of the sentence. He touched his chin and said, "Beauty in a swimsuit on the beach? A handsome guy with six-pack abs? And the kind of color map that basically doesn't wear any fabric?"

After speaking, Jiang Su's expression management finally got out of control. He frowned first, and subconsciously changed to a sitting position a little more forward. He was anxious to explain something, but he was afraid that Yu Fanzhou would feel that he was making sophistry, so he thoroughly implemented this in his heart. With outrageous thoughts, he lowered his eyes and took a few deep breaths to adjust his mood and tone before raising his head again, his expression looked very helpless.

"Yu Fanzhou, what kind of image do I have in your heart?"

These words have no other meaning.

It's just that Jiang Su still can't figure out how he offended this little wild king.

He didn't think he was a gentle and gentle person, but he definitely couldn't say that he was extremely vicious either.

At least I have never done any bad things that violated the law or exposed the darkness of human nature.

Considering that he is well-known in the game circle, in order not to make Yu Fanzhou feel any uncomfortable sense of distance, Jiang Su has used the most natural state and the most easy-going tone when getting along with Yu Fanzhou.

If it was any newcomer in the circle, now he would like to pay a few incense sticks on the spot and pay respects.

In the professional league, Jiang Su is the idol of many people.

And he himself is actually a person who has no idol burden at all, and those unwarranted auras are all given to him by others.

But in front of Yu Fanzhou, Jiang Su desperately wanted to maximize the brightness of those idol halos that he never cared about.

I really want to tell him out loud——

I am the world champion, I can solo kill any creature with a red blood bar in Summoner's Canyon, do you think I am qualified to be your idol?

During the months of double rowing together, Yu Fanzhou acted cute and messed up in front of his trumpet.

In front of Flower, it's sweet to call each brother one bite at a time.

But when he was in front of Jiang Su, he wished he could raise his hand and punch him twice.

Jiang Su couldn't figure it out.

Hearing Jiang Su suddenly call himself by name and surname, Yu Fanzhou's eyes suddenly became serious and serious, as if an antenna was erected on the top of his head to sound the alarm, he retracted his neck unconsciously, and stared at him very vigilantly.

"Why do you ask that?"

"Don't be so nervous, I'm just asking casually." Jiang Su crossed his legs and propped his head on the armrest of the gaming chair, very distressed, "Why do I always feel that you are hostile to me? Is there anything I have offended you? ?"

Hearing what he said, Yu Fanzhou hesitated for a few seconds and said, "...Uh, can I answer your question later?"

Jiang Su nodded in a very eloquent manner, smiling all over his face: "When?"

Yu Fanzhou: "Wait until the money arrives."

Jiang Su: "..."