After singing and dancing, I became popular by eating

The recording period of the first episode of the group is five days. During these five days, the interviews and magazine covers that have been taken before have been released online one after another, ensuring that there is a sense of presence every day, so as not to go out to record a variety show, and the fans will lose their fans when they come back.

Tao Nian has the most fans in the group, and she is asked the most questions during interviews.

But Tao Nian is the most stupid among them.She doesn't know what to say, and she doesn't know what to say. When she hadn't debuted before, every time she prepared for idol 101 was a disaster.

Later, when she had another interview, if it was about evaluating others, Fang Wen would write the answers for her in advance.

The answers to the interview after debut were written by Assistant Zhang Jingyue.

After all, the work of the AD girl group is now arranged by Orange Entertainment, and it is not easy to go to the people in Linqianman's studio for these things.Tao Nian's assistant, Xiao Nan, is not a reliable person.He didn't even know as much as Tao Nian.

Zhang Jingyue's assistant took care of everything.

Originally a high-spirited high-achieving student, he studied hard for many years and entered a large company. He wanted to let go and fight for his own era.Unexpectedly, he was suddenly appointed by the big boss to be the little princess' assistant.

She doesn't need her to do things like giving artists backpacks, carrying luggage, and ordering meals as an ordinary assistant. She is responsible for what a normal agent should do, such as writing interview answers, checking contracts without loopholes, and so on.

I wanted to say no, but they offered too much.

In short, Zhang Jingyue's assistant was fully trained in writing answers to the same interview question for two people with completely different personalities. Whether it was writing, mastery of language, or observation of human nature, they had all reached a level. new stage.

Well... most importantly, the ability to write sand sculpture jokes has made great progress.

Tao Nian was very cooperative, answering whatever answer was given.

It's just that there are just too many interviews.

Tao Nian memorized the answers very seriously at first, but as more and more questions were asked, the answers became a bit confusing.Then Zhang Jingyue let her play by herself, instead of memorizing all the answers to all the questions, some of them could be used universally.

For example, some platforms asked what kind of life they lived when they participated in the program as a trainee.

The answer to this question is: "I train every day, and I am very happy and happy with many like-minded friends. Although I am tired every day, I am very satisfied."

Some will ask about life after debut.

The answer to this question is: "There are many announcements every day, most of the time on the road and in different shows, and I also met many fans outside. I really appreciate everyone's support for me."

Some will ask what is the difference between life after debut and before.

Tao Nian expressed himself: "When participating in the program, you need to train every day. I am very happy and happy with many like-minded friends. Although I am very tired every day, I am very satisfied. After debuting, there are many announcements every day. Most of the time I am on the road with In different programs, I also met many fans outside, and I really appreciate everyone’s support for me.”

The interview will be available soon.

The sweet peaches soon discovered that Tao Nian's answers were extremely similar.

#Tao Nian invalid interview#

When this tag was trending, Fang Wen was at Linqianman's house.

She has been resting for half a month. Two days ago, because she was threatened by Linqianman, she felt very sad (life was very boring), and even went to a tourist city for a week.

When the mood recovers (life is no longer boring), I will come back.

I sent the photos I took to Moments, and found that the assistants of other artists were very envious of me.

Assistants are really busy.Some assistants even have to take care of many unknown artists, just like other members of the AD girl group, because of coolness, the agency will not hire assistants for them alone, they can only use the same assistant with others.Taking care of many artists every day, the assistant never touches the ground.On the other hand, if the artist is popular enough, he will bring a group of assistants with him when he goes out alone. In this way, there are still people who play big names and try their best to toss the assistants.

In other words, Lin Qianman is an outlier.What I can do is to do it myself, the most I can do is to let myself carry my luggage to buy food and watch things while filming.I didn't scold myself for no reason, the salary was high and the treatment was good.

Fang Wen figured it out, and Fang Wen was very moved.

Fang Wen took the souvenirs he bought to Linqianman's house, and put those specialties that Linqianman didn't use at all, that could be bought from the Internet, and kept ashes in Linqianman's small warehouse, with peace of mind. I had a meal.Then I worked hard to clean the corners that the robot vacuum could not sweep.

After scanning, I slumped on the sofa and played with my phone.

When I saw this tag with my trumpet, I rushed to the study with my mobile phone and wanted to show it to Lin Qianman.

It was only after pushing the door open that I thought of what Lin Qianman had said to me last time. Just as I was about to exit, I heard a familiar voice.

Tao Nian answered the question solemnly: "Why do I like eating so much? It's because I like eating very much."

She seemed to answer, but also didn't seem to answer.

The interviewer was also stunned for a moment, couldn't help laughing, and asked again: "This answer doesn't seem to have any value, there must be a reason."

Tao Nian: "It's just that I like to eat. If I don't eat, I will want to eat, so I just eat."

——The person who wrote this answer to Tao Nian is really a genius.This answer really inherits Tao Nian’s outrageous and unrepentant answer when he answered the preparation questions in the previous idol 101 period, and it is more interesting, which invisibly contributes to Tao Nian’s comedy personality.

It doesn't seem to matter too much.

The important thing is, didn't you agree that you don't have any feelings for Tao Nian and concentrate on reading the book for a month before going to the crew to film?

Didn't he immediately go back to the study to read the script after eating, think about the characters and write biographies for the characters?Didn't you check the information?

Why are you still watching Tao Nian's interview? !

Tao Nian received the message when he got off the plane and was in the car.

It is a notice from the bank.

She received a transfer, and now the balance in the bank card is...

Tao Nian just glanced at it at first, then turned off the phone and wanted to continue eating bread.

After taking another bite, he realized something, turned on the phone again, and looked at the string of numbers.

One, two, three, four, five... five digits? !

Enough to vaccinate [-] people!

Tao Nian looked at the message and became dazed.

Seeing that she had stopped eating, Zhang Jingyue leaned over and asked her, "What's wrong?"

Tao Nian showed her the phone.

Zhang Jingyue took a look: "What's wrong?"

Tao Nian: "It should only be three thousand!"

The four-digit number and the five-digit number are both the same in Zhang Jingyue's place. She said, "I don't know either. You can ask Sister Lin."

Tao Nian excitedly called Lin Qianman, and immediately said: "Wow! I have more than a year's salary directly!"

Lin Qianman secretly watched the edited video of Tao Nian for a day today, and the blogger of the Q version of Taotie also sent her a message last time, saying that the line draft of Taotie had been modified, refined and colored according to her request, and she was shown The final version of the Q version of Taotie.I also cautiously asked if I could buy one myself if I really made it into a doll in the future.

Originally, when I first saw this Q version of Little Taotie, I was very pleasantly surprised, and I really wanted the Taotie doll.But now it's really possible, Lin Qianman doesn't know why he feels a little awkward.Before she could figure out how to tell the blogger, she received a call from Tao Nian.

Over a year's salary...

Tao Nian always has the ability to let her play as soon as he opens his mouth, no matter what the drama is, when he meets Tao Nian, he has to follow in Tao Nian's footsteps.

Lin Qianman was helpless: "This is your salary for the last commercial."

Tao Nian had already forgotten about that advertisement.Hearing Lin Qianman say this, he was still a little puzzled.

Lin Qianman reminded: "That milk advertisement."

Tao Nian: "Oh! The boss who gave me back the big strawberries!"

Lin Qianman: "..."

Thinking of that strawberry, Lin Qianman became indifferent.

After a while, seeing Tao Nian's happy face because of having money, he said, "You will have a lot of places to use your money in the future, so if you save it, you can..."

"You can buy a lot of pancakes!"

Tao Nian snapped his fingers: "Eleven thousand and three hundred..."

Lin Qianman: "..."

Tao Nian did the math, but if he couldn't come up with a whole number, he simply didn't count.When I put down my hand, I suddenly thought of another thing: "You stepped on my pancake last time! You haven't given it to me yet!"

Lin Qianman: "..."

Lin Qianman doesn't want to talk now.

Fortunately, I am still thinking about whether I have bent myself, or whether I have been bent by myself.

That's all you have on your mind.

Isn't it just pancakes?for you!

Lin Qianman sent Tao Nian a red envelope: "Go and eat pancakes."

Tao Nian didn't seem to be able to hear the indifference in Qianman's voice, so he happily accepted the red envelope: "Then I'll eat it!"

Seeing Tao Nian like this, Lin Qianman suddenly became angry: "Then you ate so much of me when you were at my house!"

Tao Nian: "...that's what Auntie did!"

"Auntie uses my money to buy vegetables, and I give Auntie money to cook for her!"

Tao Nian is like a mourning concubine.

Lin Qianman felt a little better, looked at Tao Nian, picked up a pen and wrote on the paper pretendingly: "Beef is 40 yuan a catty, fish is 12 yuan a catty, pork is 13 yuan a catty, all kinds Vegetables count as five yuan a catty. The dim sum you eat every day is 60 yuan a catty, and various snacks... chicken feet are 15 yuan a catty, and my aunt's salary is [-] yuan a day... You live in my house for five days, and you You have to eat five catties of beef, four fish weighing more than five catties, and a lot of pork and vegetables, not counting the rent, so let’s count it at five hundred a day, and you give me two thousand five.”

Tao Nian: "..."

Lin Qianman felt comfortable: "Don't talk about feelings, it will hurt money."

The recording location of the first episode of the group comprehensive is in a famous tourist city, a place where cultural youths must check in a few years ago.Facing the snow-capped mountains, the program team hired a homestay and asked them to run it.

Of course it won't be just the nine of them, there will also be a driver who picks up the guests and a chef who cooks.A few girls are responsible for attracting customers, confirming orders, keeping track of the location of the guests, cleaning and arranging the rooms, talking and chatting with the guests at ordinary times.Occasionally, the program group will suddenly drop tasks, but it is not difficult, and everyone can handle it.

As the captain, Tao Nian should be the owner of the homestay in control of the overall situation.

But AD girl group is a bit different.

The captain, Tao Nian, is an idiot who doesn't know anything. He just doesn't know how to handle things well. He can't even take care of himself, let alone the remaining eight team members.

Zhang Jingyue, who is the second most popular in the group, is a serious princess. Her family doesn't want her to be in the entertainment industry. She doesn't know when she will go back to school, and she won't be able to be the captain.

So it's basically equivalent to not having a captain.

According to the positioning, Tao Nian is in charge of beauty and being favored.

Everyone wears beautiful makeup to take pictures and check in every day. When they meet fans, they sign and chat. Even when they cook occasionally, they are beautiful.

Only Tao Nian was running around like a puppy in the rain without a chain.

She started going down the mountain, and she was on the road for the first few days without any destination, just walking around, looking for places with many people.

Then met Liu Xiaobai and was introduced to work, so he went directly to the "factory" for two months and came out six times.

Lost teeth, filled teeth, vaccinated...

Later, they formed a group and lived in Linqianman's house all the time.

When I started running the announcement, I went to other cities, but I didn’t have time to play at all. I was always on the road, changing from one place to another.

It is now finally in one place and there are no rules.

Tao Nian lost his restraint and ran around.

But not happy.

Sadness is like a puppy who has been kept in captivity for several years and is suddenly abandoned.

Because of that 500 yuan.

……

Tao Nian finally gave the money to Lin Qianman.

She will not be happy.

She couldn't figure out how she spent half a month's salary in five days.

Very puzzling.

She is essentially ignorant of the world, and she sees very little.She suspected that Lin Qianman had cheated on her, but she had no evidence.

So on the first day of arriving at the homestay, Tao Nian started her exploration...

On the third day, a guest, Xiao B, came into the homestay.

Is a fan of Tao Nian.

After the program started recording, the program team stopped taking orders, just to prevent fans from coming to live.The guests who come now have decided to travel and booked this homestay before.

So Xiao Yi didn't expect Tao Nian at first.

I received a call from the program team saying that the homestay is recording a program. If you don’t want to show up, you can change to another one, and the program team will bear all the expenses.

The fans didn't think too much at first, thinking that they might meet a celebrity, so they moved in.

When I went through the formalities, I saw the members of the AD girl group, and my hands started to tremble.

She asked in a low voice, "Are you recording a group drama?!"

As soon as he finished speaking, a person walked in from the door of the hotel.

Tao Nian wrapped his head in a very rustic and fancy towel, and walked towards the corner of the hotel with a snakeskin bag on his shoulder.

Xiao Yi followed curiously.

Watching Tao Nian put down the snakeskin bag.

The bag fell on the ground, and all kinds of vegetables went into it.

After Tao Nian, the chef in charge of cooking at the homestay also came back. He was holding a black bag containing all kinds of fresh meat.

……how to say.

The chef was wearing a black sweater and jeans, and was carrying a black plastic bag. He was very decent, reflecting the cloud-shrouded snow-capped mountains behind him, and the atmosphere was full. He was obviously an amateur, but he actually looked a little nice.

And the real idol, Tao Nian, came back with a big red turban on his head and a snakeskin bag on his shoulders. Now he is squatting in the corner. The big red flowers of...

As expected of Tao Nian.Comedy can't be set up for everyone.

And Tao Nian, the crouching red flower, snapped her fingers.

Going out to buy vegetables today, beef is 45 yuan a catty, fish is ten yuan a catty, vegetables are four yuan a catty, pork is eighteen yuan a catty...

I still need to give Lin Qianman...

So much money!