Mr. Dazai is angry every day

"So who are Rambo, Ranpo, and Tsunayoshi?"

Nakahara didn't understand why Osamu Dazai broke the casserole and asked the end. His blue eyes looked at the screen of the mobile phone in his hand, and there was only a message from Osamu Dazai on it.

But the low air pressure of the black mud is transmitted perfectly through the microphone, making it difficult for people to ignore it.

Nakahara Chu could even imagine how Dazai on the other end of the phone would speak softly with his eyebrows fixed.The angrier Dazai has always been, the softer his tone, so Chuya can completely hear the imminent danger from his calm voice.

"...I've already said it's not who it is." Zhong Yuanzhong also frowned: "It's just the mission goal, why ask so clearly what to do? I can solve this matter right away, hang up."

"Ah, is Zhong also guilty of hanging up the phone in a hurry?"

What am I guilty of?

Osamu Dazai, have you reached menopause, why are you so sensitive when nothing happens!

Nakahara Chuya frowned, pretending that Osamu Dazai had nothing to do to find fault, he hung up the phone with a cold face, raised his ice blue eyes again, and found that Ayanokōji Kiyotaka and Yato were still there.

"Why are you still here?"

Yato took a breath: "So you were talking to Hei Ni, and you didn't notice our existence the whole time?!"

Ayanokouji looked at Chuya silently.

Ms. Zhongyuan was simply baffled: "Otherwise? You don't have a sense of existence."

"?????"

Miss Zhongyuan, you are too blunt!

"Okay, what are you supposed to do." Miss Zhongyuan ignored Yato's pretentious gesture of pressing her heart, and waved to the two of them: "I'm leaving."

Nakahara also thought that she had made it very clear to Ayanokouji, so there was no need to continue speaking. As for Yato...

Tsk, who cares about him.

Yeto

Miss Nakahara waved away Yato and Ayanokouji Kiyotaka, turned around and walked out of the dressing room, and saw Lanbo striding forward with short legs, running towards her.

While running, he straightened his neck proudly.

"Ahahahaha, Lord Lanbo is done peeing, let's go!"

So is peeing something arrogant?

Zhongya Zhongya squatted down and picked up Lanbo who was rushing towards him. The child's own milky smell rushed all over him. Zhongya picked up Lanbo and looked at the direction he came out: Well, it's a public bathroom.

Rambo probably solved it in the bathroom water.

Zhong Yuanzhong also pressed her brows, unable to understand the brain waves of children, she sent a message to her subordinates to remind them to change the water, then put away the phone: "Okay, enough trouble, we should go to bed."

While talking, Zhong Yuan also patted Lan Bo's fluffy head, and Lan Bo opened his green eyes curiously.

Lan Bo shook the calf's tail: "Are we going home? Gangji and I really want to go home."

Are you going home?

Judging from Lan Bo's tone, they seemed to have indeed been brought into this world by a black hole, as he had guessed.

So the black hole space-time crack?

"You can go home." Nakahara Zhong also thought about it: "When Tsunaki wakes up, we can discuss with Ranpo how to find the black hole, and he may know."

Although it shouldn't be, Nakahara Chuya does feel that Ranbu is a reliable candidate.Although Osamu Dazai was the best choice, he had hostility towards Tsunayoshi, Ranpo, and Rambo on the phone who didn't know where it came from.

Let's reduce the chances of meeting them.

"Okay, Luanpo, Luanpo, Ganga, we can go home now!"

Nakahara also patted the dancing Lanbo, turned around and found Ayanokouji looking at her strangely. "do what?"

"Miss Zhongyuan." Ayanokouji's skin was originally fair, but under the sunlight, his skin turned pale, and he looked colder and duller than usual. "Would you rather trust someone you just met for less than two hours?"

"Intuition."

Ayanokouji didn't understand, and Nakahara Chu didn't know how to explain it, so she couldn't use the "small animal intuition" summed up by Osamu Dazai to prevaricate it.

Zhong Yuanzhong also looked at the time: 22:[-].

She had already wasted a lot of time, Zhong also said "see you" in a calm tone, and walked away.

Zhong Yuan also went to her office with Lanbo in his arms. After opening the door, the aroma of heavy wood came in. The display in the room was the same as when she was ordered to investigate the missing persons.

I don't know why, but she felt like she hadn't seen it for a long time: probably because she thought that Dazai and the boss had a stalemate, so she thought she would never step into the office again.

"Host, the mentality of an ostrich is not acceptable."

Of course she knew it wasn't going to work.

So when Osamu Dazai came back, she was relieved.

Nakahara is not an idiot either, she was able to discover the subtle disharmony in the aura of Osamu Dazai and the boss staying together, and the two are still in the same organization...probably because of their interests.

"Don't want to know what the benefits are?"

In no mood.

Zhong Yuan also closed the door of the office, walked into the dormitory that came with the office, put Lan Bo down, squatted down and looked at him at the same level: "Today we will sleep here temporarily, you can go take a shower,"

Lan Bo nodded: "Okay!"

"Good boy."

Zhong Yuanzhong also nodded in satisfaction, and watched Lan Bo enter the bathroom of the office with his short, fleshy legs buried in a pitiful manner. She breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, Lan Bo is sensible, so it's not too difficult to carry it.

Zhongyuan Zhong also thought happily, and in his mind, there was a picture of Lan Bo going to pee in the hot spring with great pride, and Miss Zhongyuan suddenly had a bad premonition.

This premonition soon came true.

"Bang!"

There was a loud noise in the bathroom, and Nakahara Zhongya's heart skipped a beat. He walked quickly into the bathroom and saw a naked Lanbo. Lanbo was taking a deep breath, his face full of grievances. :"be patient……"

It's a pity that the little ghost knew it was the same thing, and in the next second he flattened his mouth and burst into tears, "Wow wow wow wow!" The appearance of holding his little head and crying bitterly was a bit funny and pitiful.

"Are you okay?" Zhong Yuanzhong also knocked on the bathroom door: "Do you need my help?"

Lan Bo covered his head and cried loudly, but was interrupted by Zhong Yuan's knock on the door. Tears were still hanging from the corners of his eyes. His green eyes were watery. Master Bo fell down, his head hurts so badly that he wants to hug him."

Tsk, what a brat who can act like a baby.

Zhong Yuanzhong also didn't understand the law of "crying children get candy". They only knew that she was a candidate for a Hong Kong gangster cadre, and she was supposed to be tolerant when facing children, so she squatted down with a good temper and opened her arms.

"come on."

When Lan Bo heard his beautiful and bright sister gently calling him over, tears and snot bubbles came out of his tears, and he felt the warmth that he hadn't felt in this strange world for a long time.

Excitedly, he spread his feet and ran towards Zhongya, almost forgetting that a minute ago, he fell because his bare feet were running on the tiles, and as expected, his feet slipped again

Lan Bo fell to the ground with a "plop", and before he could cry out, he was hit by the falling rocket launcher.

"boom!"

A string of white smoke rises, blocking the view from the bathroom.Nakahara was about to step into the bathroom to check on Lanbo's injury, when he noticed with sharp eyes that the figure standing up from the smoke was several times the size of Lanbo.

Where is the figure of a five-year-old child.

Obviously the height of 15 years old.

Zhong Yuanzhong's worried blue eyes turned sharp, and her hand slowly touched the dagger hidden in her waist: "Who are you?!"

He launched an attack without waiting, and the white mist dissipated, revealing the uninvited guest openly:

The other party has fluffy and slightly curly black hair, and his eyes are curiously looking at the scene of the bathroom, with a strange symbol in the corner of the eyes.

Zhong Yuanzhong also admitted that the other party is good-looking, and human beings are tolerant of good-looking creatures...but this does not include the other party, sitting with legs crossed on the floor of her house! ! !

"Who the hell are you?" Zhongyuan Zhong also frowned, and his already sharp facial features became more serious: "Why did you appear in my bathroom."

Zhongyuan Zhong also raised the dagger in his hand, the threat was particularly obvious.

"Don't be impulsive!" Lan Bo raised his hand in a very sensible manner, looked at the strange environment around him, and then at the strange girl, he curled his fingers and scratched his cheek: "I, I am ten years later Rambo!"

Rambo?

Zhongya Nakahara looked at the 15-year-old boy in front of him. Although his eyes were still green and his face had a blue wave appearance, the 5-year-old suddenly became a real age.

She expressed inability to accept.

Zhongyuan Zhong also narrowed his eyes dangerously: "Are you kidding me?"

"Young lady, don't be impulsive, I'm really Lanbo!" Lanbo raised his hands helplessly to show his surrender: "I was probably sent here by Little Lanbo's rocket launcher."

What the hell is a rocket launcher?

Nakahara also narrowed her eyes at the enigmatic boy, and she stared at the boy who called himself Lanbo inquisitively. Based on the reaction of the other party, it can be judged tentatively that he is not lying.

But in an instant, he turned into a 15-year-old boy, and the strange bazooka is still open to question.

"Oh, what a pity. Why didn't you persuade the host to take a bath with Lanbo?"

Go to hell, bastard system.

Zhong Yuanzhong was also interrupted by System [-], and she had no interest in interrogating the true and false Lanbo for the time being, so she turned her head away and pulled out a silver flower with the dagger in a lack of interest.

"I'll ask you later, you put on your clothes first and then we'll talk."

Lan Bo blinked his eyes in confusion, not understanding what Zhong Yuan Zhong was saying, Zhong Yuan Zhong also helplessly pinched the dagger's end, and pointed the gleaming blade at his bottom.

He looked down in a daze, and let out a scream, covering his exposed body with both hands:

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"

"Just find a piece of clothing and put it on," Zhong Yuan said, leaning on the door frame with one hand, tilting his head to look at Lan Bo who was in a hurry, "in case someone comes in later."

Generally, no one dares to enter the office of candidate cadres casually.

Zhongyuan Zhong also thought about it, and heard the office door being pushed open with a "squeak" in his ear, and Zhong also thought about who would be so blind to see a boy in a white shirt and a black suit appearing outside the office.

His facial features are beautiful and soft, but he stood silently at the door of the office with no lights on, which forced Zhong Ye to feel a chill rising spontaneously from the position of the tailbone.

Why did Osamu Dazai come to her office?

Faced with the 15-year-old bald Lanbo and Ayanokoji's seduction against the wall, Miss Zhongyuan panicked a lot at the moment. She closed the door with a bang without even thinking about it, pretending that nothing happened inside.

"Master, do you know the meaning of no silver three hundred here?"

Ms. Zhongyuan heard the system's low-key questions, and she belatedly realized that there was indeed a suspicion of "there is no silver here", but when she saw Dazai, she instinctively closed the door.

How can we care about logic or not? !

"Dazai, what are you doing in my office?" Ms. Zhongyuan suppressed her guilt and panic, tried to put on a calm look, and said impatiently with Dazai's attitude as usual: "I'm going to sleep, get out of here."

Things have come to this, it is the best policy to drive Dazai away.

Zhong Yuanzhong also quickly made the most correct judgment, but as soon as she finished speaking, she was keenly aware: Dazai Osamu's cold and gloomy temperament, now has an evil spirit, gloomy.

The light in the aisle shone on Osamu Dazai, outlining his tall and slender figure, the front half of his body was covered in darkness, and the back half was gently kissed by the light.

Like a statue between hell and light.

"chuya."

Osamu Dazai stood in the darkness, his iris-colored eyes revealed a gloomy light in the darkness, he took a step forward, and called Chuya's name in a low voice.

"In such a hurry to drive me away, is there something shameful hidden in the bathroom behind you?"

"........."

Isn't it something shameful, a 15-year-old kid, and he's still naked.That little butt is round and bouncy, but I really can't put it down.

Miss Zhongyuan pursed her lips, wanting to choke this sentence on Osamu Dazai, who made his words reveal a hint of sarcasm.

It's a pity that in fact she is really a bit... similar to the guilt of being caught stealing food by her boyfriend, so Ms. Zhongyuan chose to simply block the door of the bathroom, trying to make herself feel confident.

"What nonsense, I have nothing to shame people. You are the one to shame people!"

"Huh? Is that so?" Osamu Dazai's voice was filled with a faint smile, as if he was amused by Chuya's bluff, but the only kite eye exposed was cold.

He walked leisurely with his long legs, and walked in front of Zhongye in a few steps, his kite eyes glanced at the warm yellow light projected by the transparent glass window of the bathroom behind Zhongye.

Bring some light into the dark office.

Osamu Dazai lowered his eyes: "Chuya, is there really nothing in the bathroom?"

He asked again, as if giving Nakaya the last chance to struggle. Standing in front of the petite Nakaya, who was nearly 1.8 meters tall, the difference in size alone gave her a sense of oppression by the fifth stage.

"...D-Of course!"

There was a moment of silence in the office.

Just when Chuya thought he was prevaricating, Osamu Dazai lowered his head and stroked Chuya's cheek with his bandaged hand. The cold touch made her palpitate.She felt the hand slowly slide down her face and land on her neck.

This is a very dangerous move.

Osamu Dazai's bones are slender and slender, and he can hold her fragile neck tightly when he opens his fingers, but Naka is not afraid of Dazai, she slightly raises her head to look at the dark eyes of Osamu Dazai, because in the dark, she It's a pity that I can clearly feel the traces of lingering fingers with a slightly icy temperature.

"Chuya." Osamu Dazai lowered his head suddenly, his iris-colored eyes were filled with thick black, his cold fingers deftly passed through the black collar on Chuya's neck, and hooked his fingertips, forcing Chuya to hold the sharp Jaw raised: "Remember what I said, if you want to find a boyfriend, you need to learn the basics? A little slug who doesn't know anything, just wants to have a boyfriend, but it will embarrass me as a partner. "

What does my boyfriend have to do with your embarrassment!

Nakahara Chuya was about to refute as soon as he got hotheaded, but Dazai Osamu's sudden change of subject aroused her high vigilance: What kind of moth is Dazai Osamu going to play again?

Knowing that there was someone in the bathroom, he changed the subject and stopped pestering her, nor took the opportunity to mock her.No matter how you look at it, Osamu Dazai would never be such a kind person!

There must be some conspiracy.

"So." Nakahara looked up at Osamu Dazai's sharp jaw line, raised his eyelids, and saw his amazingly curved eyelashes curling up in the dark. "What do you want to do? Of course these things should be discussed with your boyfriend..."

Ms. Zhongyuan hasn't finished speaking yet.She felt Dazai Osamu's temperament suddenly became cold and gloomy.

Did she say something to irritate Osamu Dazai?

Osamu Dazai said slowly, "That's not acceptable, Chuya. Didn't I say that I will personally, personally, teach, and guide you. If I refuse others' kindness without authorization, I will cry out because of grievance."

Oh.

Then you cry out.

"Where were we teaching last time?" Dazai Osamu thought about it pretending to think, and his lips brushed the white and tender earlobes under the slightly curly orange hair: "Ah, that's right. We have already practiced preliminary kissing."

The initial kiss.

Thanks to Osamu Dazai's reminder, Nakahara Chuya completely remembered the scene of their kissing in the corner of the supermarket, Dazai Osamu's hot lips and tongue, the carelessness when he rubbed her lips with his fingers, and her tightly grasping her lips. The figure of Osamu Dazai in a long trench coat.

"Wow, Osamu Dazai is really good at it."

What will happen?

Nakahara Chu also asked the system in his heart. Before she could wait for Osamu Dazai's reply, the smell of disinfectant on the man's body filled his nostrils.

"wait wait wait"

Nakahara Chuya stretched out his hand to push Dazai Osamu's chest, the young man ignored Chuya's refusal, his cold fingertips raised Chuya's small and sharp chin, a pair of kite eyes shone brightly in the darkness.

A smile curled up on his lips.

"Is Chuya so nervous? So Chuya hasn't forgotten the kiss in the aquatic area. I, every time I think of kissing Chuya, I can't sleep..."

What can't sleep.

Nakahara also looked at Dazai in a foolish way as he deliberately lowered his voice, and whispered a word in her ear, his head seemed to be on strike, and his usual rationality, calmness and irritableness completely disappeared in front of Dazai.

"If there is no one in the bathroom behind Chuya, then I will press Chuya against the door, teach Chuya to kiss, and give some excessive teaching or something."

Osamu Dazai paused in his idle voice.

"There is no problem, right, Chuya."

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