Mr. Dazai is angry every day

"...Then I really thank you."

Zhong Yuanzhong also moved the corners of his mouth, and replied dryly to the weird little ghost.At the same time, the questions she suppressed rose one after another like bubbling.

Why did Osamu Dazai let Rambo call him dad?

Osamu Dazai said that he would help him solve the task. He doesn't look like a person with amnesia, but he didn't mention a word.

No matter how you look at it, it seems that there is a conspiracy waiting for you.

"Lanbo." Zhongyuan Zhong also ignored Luanbu at this moment, and solemnly picked a question that Lanbo could answer. Her facial features have always been sharp, and once she is serious, she has indescribable majesty: "Why?" Will you call Dazai Papa and me Mama?"

"Hmm." Lan Bo looked at Zhong Ye's expression, licked the wave lollipops, and then continued in a childish voice after thinking about it: "Because I took a bath with my father yesterday."

"bath?"

Nakahara also imagined Osamu Dazai and Lanbo sitting in the bath together, the misty water vapor rose up, and the warm lights shone on them warmly, it seemed that there was indeed some heart-warming warmth in it.

But he was subdued after taking a bath. Doesn't Lanbo have a father?

Zhong Yuan also asked: "And then?"

"...Then I saw my father's thick and big tools. My father said that only a strong man can have a unique advantage." Lan Bo said innocently: "My father gently asked if I wanted to be his son, or would I like to be his son?" The baby elephant was confiscated, because a short man is not worthy of owning a baby elephant, so I admitted that he is my father."

Zhong Yuanzhong also knocked out a "?" with a wooden face.

Go to the warm picture of your uncle, and give me back my brain! ! ! !How could she have imagined that Osamu Dazai would have a fatherly side, even if he had children, it would be a landslide.

and many more,

Since Osamu Dazai convinced the little ghost because he was blessed, why did Lanbo call her mother?

It doesn't make sense at all.

Zhong Yuan thought about it for a while, and a strange idea gradually emerged, Zhong Ye paused: "Then why did you call me mom?"

"Because my father said that his is number one in the world, and his mother is number two in the world. Number one in the world and number two in the world are the same family, so we have to call him number two mother in the world." Lan Bo licked the lollipop, his eyes curious Looked at the bottom of Zhongye: "So my mother is 28cm too."

"…………"

Osamu Dazai, you idiot black mud, what the hell are you instilling in children!

Zhong Yuanzhong also thought that she should tell Lan Bo seriously that women don't have that stuff! !Then I saw Lan Bo rolling his eyeballs, and leaning over mysteriously, he said in a childish voice:

"Dazai's father also said that every time he thinks of his mother, he is at his strongest."

Nakahara Chuya was struck by a piercing voice, and she didn't know whether to say it was shyness or anger, "boom boom boom" rushed to the top of her head, making her take out her mobile phone and prepare to call Dazai in anger and annoyance. phone.

asshole! !What are you saying to the brat? ! !

"Buckle, buckle, buckle."

Before Chuya Zhongya's mobile phone number could be dialed, her car window was slammed. Miss Zhongyuan, who had put the mobile phone by her ear, raised her head and looked into a pair of emerald eyes.

"Random steps."

"Central Plain Sauce." Luanbu narrowed his eyes and withdrew his hand: "I saw that you didn't get out of the car, and I came here to beat you because I was worried that my dim sum would be ruined."

Ranbu-kun, who is full of dim sum, is dissatisfied because he is worried that he will not be able to eat dim sum. You really didn't hide it at all.

It's completely childlike.

"there is,"

Zhong Yuanzhong was also amused by the children who were walking in disorder, and the chaotic deep and shallow colors in the ice blue eyes watered by anger turned into the color of the sea illuminated by the warm sun.

Bright, slightly warm, flamboyant and fiery.

"If it's Ranpo-san, it's worth any amount of snacks you can eat."

Zhong Yuanzhong is also very clear that the reason why she said this is not only because of Luanbu's ability to see through the seriousness of things at a glance, but also because of his other additional conditions: getting along with Luanbu is easy and pleasant.

Ranpo is smart, but he can't count people, and that alone is enough to make Chuya feel happy.

Nakahara was also facing the chaos, and her anger naturally fell. She decided to put the matter of cleaning up Dazai behind. "Now that we're all here, let's go into the dim sum shop."

"Yeah!" Lan Bo raised his hand that was still holding lollipops, and cheered, "Lord Lan Bo likes sweets the most."

Luanbu and Zhongyuanzhong also saw Lanbo's happy appearance and smiled slightly.

"Mom!" Lan Bo cheered, raised his chubby face, patted his chest and assured him, "I won't tell Dad that you and Luanbu Shushu are secretly dating."

"…………"

Miss Nakahara's bright and charming smile froze at the corners of her mouth, she blamed the bastard Dazai for this, with a smirk.

"...Thank you so much."

Ranbu was dissatisfied with Lanbo and Zhongye's procrastination, he pouted childishly: "Still going in?"

Rory is rambling, when will I be able to eat soft and sweet snacks?

Zhong Yuanzhong also understood what Luanbu hadn't said: "Okay, okay, let's go eat some snacks right away."

Lan Bo cheered: "Yeah! Let's have some snacks."

Zhong Yuan also opened the door, and Lan Bo jumped out of the sports car, and went straight to the candy-colored pastry shop heartlessly.Don't look at him with short legs, "Da Da Da"'s footsteps are fast.

Soon there were only Chuya and Ranpo left on the scene.

"Sorry," Zhong Yuan Zhong also explained concisely: "My friend made a joke on the child, and he took it seriously."

Ranpo opened his emerald eyes, and gave Nakahara Nakaya a very meaningful look.He prolongs the syllable and slowly reveals a secretive smile.

"Maybe it's not a joke."

"what?"

Zhongyuan Zhong was also stunned, but Luanbu wearing a brown cloak had no intention of continuing, walking towards the snack shop happily and happily.

"Maybe it's not a misunderstanding."

I always feel that after the sentence of Luanbu, there is another sentence behind it that is hidden and not told to her.Perhaps it is precisely because it is too much to say and reveal too much, so Luanbu chose to stop at the end.

"I want the flies around you to know that you are mine."

Osamu Dazai took Lanbo away on purpose and asked him to call him his mother on purpose. Could it be that he wanted Ranbu to retreat in the face of difficulties?

Nakahara also thought of Osamu Dazai's pointed smile yesterday, his heart froze, and he no longer wanted to think about Osamu Dazai's motives.

Anyway, don't really like it.

If she believes in Dazai even a little bit, she will definitely be ridiculed by him to death, and will be nailed to the pillar of shame by Dazai in the future.

In the Central Plains, absolutely not.

"welcome."

Zhong Yuanzhong also adjusted his mood, suppressed his uneasy feeling and pushed open the door of the dim sum shop. The sweet voice of the waiter was heard in his ears along with the crisp wind chimes.

"you are"

Before the waiter said it, Nakahara gave her a warning look. The majesty and elements in his blue eyes silenced the receptionist who was good at observing words and expressions.

"Don't worry about me, it's fine as usual."

Nakahara Zhong also walked past the reception waiter, and opened his mouth lightly when passing by, feeling that the other party's shoulders were stiff due to tension, and did not relax because of her words.

It doesn't seem to work.

Zhong Yuanzhong also gave up on doing more actions. His icy blue eyes scanned around, and found Luanbu and Lanbo who had been waiting for a long time by the window. She stepped on her high heels and walked over. The waiter with the menu came over.

"Hello, do you need a menu?"

The waiter held the menu in both hands with a smile on her face, and glanced at the people present, Ranpo, Lanbo, and Nakahara Chuya. She was new here, and she didn't know that there were future cadres of Hong Kong gangsters among the people sitting here. Bu, Zhongye, and Lanbo became a family of three.

The waiter thoughtfully put the menu in front of the child, and introduced enthusiastically: "We have a lot of snacks in the store, but parents are afraid that the child's intake of too much sugar will be bad for the baby's health. You don't have to worry about this problem. The cream and sugar in our store are strictly controlled..."

"........."

"........."

Who is the baby, who is the father, who is the mother! ! !

Nakahara Nakiya was carelessly propping his chin, ready to let Ranbu and Lanbo choose their favorite snacks, but who knew that the waiter directly regarded them as a family of three, and she pressed her eyebrows: "Wait a minute, we are not a family of three."

The waiter's expression was quite surprised: "Are you pregnant before marriage?"

Hey, can't we get around this topic?She is only 18 years old!Where did the marriage come from!

Miss Zhongyuan pressed the center of her eyebrows nervously, and was about to suppress her displeasure. Her anger would never be shown to ordinary people. Unexpectedly, Lan Bo, who had buried his head in choosing dim sum on the menu, lifted his head when he heard the waiter's words. head.

"Mom, why does this aunt say that Luanbu Shushu is my father? Does she know that you are dating Luanbu Shushu behind your back?"

"........."

Well, I can't even tell now.

Ms. Nakahara found out that compared to being forced to be a mother at the age of 18, what is even worse is being forced to be a mother after being called a promiscuous person. Ms. Nakaya gave up seeing the waiter's expression at this moment.

It must be pretty exciting anyway.

Luanbu "puchi" laughed, noticing Miss Zhongyuan's gaze, squinting his eyes and skipping the topic just now, casually clicking on the menu: "I want this, this, Lanbo wants this, Miss Zhongyuan Woolen cloth?"

Miss Zhongyuan.

What an alienated and polite name, he squinted his eyes heartlessly and concentrated on choosing Xinxi's snacks. He obviously didn't mean to explain to her specifically, but through the information he gave inadvertently, he confirmed to her that the two people The relationship is not what the waiter misunderstood.

what the hell,

Luanbu was obviously not the type to take care of people's hearts, so strangely, Zhongyuan Zhong was also tightly grasped, and then slowly let go.

Some comfort to relax.

"I don't want snacks." Zhong Yuanzhong also exhaled lightly, and smiled slightly, as if being brilliantly illuminated by the sunlight coming in from the window, which made people dazzled: "A cup of coffee."

"Thank you."

These two words are tacit to each other.