Mr. Dazai is angry every day

*****

- "This investigation is more troublesome, and the cause may not be human."

Osamu Dazai's deep voice appeared in Chuya's ear with a slightly contemptuous smile.

Tch, it was calculated by the black mud again.

Zhong Yuanzhong also pressed the mouse, played the surveillance video again, and checked the scene of the crime over and over again. After slowing down the playback speed for the third time, he finally found half of his head exposed behind a big tree.

Half of the furry head was forcibly enlarged three times by the quilt, and it was barely possible to tell that the other party was a man with fluffy brown-brown hair and brown-brown eyes of the same style.Based on the position of his head and the height of the tree, it can be judged that the other party is a boy around 14 years old.

and many more.

There seems to be a fluffy thing in this guy's arms?It looks a little familiar.

Zhong Yuanzhong also bent his index finger to his lower lip, frowning and thinking hard, but she couldn't remember when she saw it.

Maybe it's just a glimpse at a certain place, or just pass by.

Zhong Yuan also frowned, and tapped the table with his gloved fingertips a few times, but he couldn't remember the key point when he found a breakthrough, which made Zhong Ye a little annoyed.

What would Dazai do if he was around?

Zhong Yuanzhong took out his phone without thinking, and before he could react, he turned to the address book spontaneously, found the name of mackerel with his fingers, and dialed the number with one touch.

Eh?and many more……

Miss Zhongyuan reacted suddenly, and when she was anxious to hang up, the other party had already picked up.The idle voice that belonged to Osamu Dazai was slightly smiling.

- "Does the puppy miss its owner?"

"The devil misses you." Zhong Yuan saw that the phone was connected, so he didn't bother to hang up.With a little tiptoe, the chair turned around a little, and Zhongya laid his long legs on the computer desk leisurely: "Didn't you say that I can call you if there is any trouble."

The lazy and domineering voice paused slightly.

Zhongyuan Zhong also turned his head to look out of the window, as if he was looking at the scenery outside the window, and seemed to see the distant past:

Osamu Dazai said that.

It's just that the words are not so pleasant, it's nothing more than "the puppy will have troubles in the future, you can let the owner solve it." and so on.

Looking back now, his words should have disgusted his proud self.

But at that time, she had just suffered from [hearing negative voices] sequelae because of her filthiness. Her decadence and irascibility at that time and the gloomy and ruthless bastard Dazai were famous in Hong Kong and black.

They had just completed the task of destroying the hostile organization, and they were so tired that they were panting in the ruins.She felt as if her whole body had been torn apart, exhausted to the extreme.

It happened to be raining at this moment.

The icy rain washed over the battlefield that belonged to her and Osamu Dazai, and she stood up exhaustedly supporting her body, so tired that she didn't even bother to move a finger, let alone use the ability to block the rain.

But there is no cold rain watering on the top of the head.

She raised her head in surprise, and found Osamu Dazai pulled up the black windbreaker on his shoulders, creating a temporary safe haven.

"The little dwarf is still so aggressive." He said in an annoying tone. "You've become very irritable recently, Chuya. People who are swayed by emotions are very useless."

"Who needs you—"

"But." Osamu Dazai said, "If the little slug doesn't want to talk about it, then try to consider me when you encounter trouble. Ah... As the master, I can also reluctantly solve the trouble for my belongings."

Nakahara also blinked his blue eyes, recovered from the memory, only to realize that Dazai didn't speak.There was the sound of metal hitting the box on the other end of the phone.

It sounds like forceps hit the plastic box.

"Dazai, are you injured?"

Dazai didn't reply in a hurry, Chuuya could hear his suppressed breath, and after a while there was a sound of relief, and something was thrown into the vessel with a "click".

Zhong Yuan Zhong also had a guess in his mind: "Did you get shot?"

"The little slug is so noisy. Can't you tell the master to be quiet?" Osamu Dazai complained softly. When Chuya frowned and wanted to reply, Osamu Dazai's voice softened: "If Chuya admits that he is worried about me, it will make me feel uncomfortable. I feel much better."

"Who, who wants to worry about you!"

"What a heartless little slug." Osamu Dazai said slowly, "If you called to ask about the population survey, I can only tell you to wait and see what happens."

Wait and see what happens, waiting for the giant hole to reappear.

Osamu Dazai didn't finish a sentence, but Nakahara Chuya already understood what he meant - that's why Dazai gave her the suggestion to let her take up the position and stay in the academy.

"If there's nothing else, I'll hang up first."

Before Nakahara could respond, Osamu Dazai had already hung up, and Nakahara frowned and looked at the phone screen:

Osamu Dazai deliberately teased her just now to make her angry.Do you want to change the subject?How could Osamu Dazai be injured as soon as he went to England? Someone must have tipped off the news first.

If it's not a traitor.

Then only—

Zhong Yuanzhong also closed his eyes tightly.

*****

Zhong Yuanzhong also sent the enlarged screenshot of the surveillance video to the principal, asking him to check whether there is such a person among the students in the school.

Then decided to go for a walk.

The decoration of the college of higher learning is extremely gorgeous, and the European and American buildings and small fountains all show their prominent status.Zhong Yuan Zhong also wandered aimlessly on the campus, when he was approaching the woods, he suddenly heard a strange "gurgling" sound.

Who is hungry instead of going to a restaurant to hang out in the woods?

Nakahara also turned his head and saw a group of white robots chasing a girl who was screaming in panic: the girl was about 16 years old, estimated to be about 1 meters tall, with pink-orange hair and a pink frame.

The preliminary judgment is the first grade.

The robot at the back came out of nowhere, but since it was on campus, Nakahara Zhong also subtly thought of the girl's manga script... Well, according to common sense, it is time for the hero to save the beauty next.

"Here, do you want to eat?"

Miss Zhongyuan was thinking about it, and there was an extra bag of opened potato chips at hand.Ms. Nakaya looked up from the bag of potato chips and saw the familiar sweatshirt.

Further up is a scarf.

Miss Zhongyuan raised her head expressionlessly, and she saw a familiar face. Those blue cat eyes and cheap sportswear were really impressive.

But the problem now is-

"Why are you in a high school?"

Yato "Kacha", "Kacha" biting potato chips: "I work part-time at the school's convenience store ~ ​​I can hire gods for five yen, how about it, isn't it amazing? Hey, hey, it's written on your face "Sure enough, it's very cheap"! It's too obvious, at least turn your back on the person involved!"

Miss Zhongyuan silently turned her gaze away.

"Ah~ That's right~"

Zhong Yuan Zhong also's heart sank suddenly, and a bad thought came to him spontaneously.

A sportswear contestant who claimed to be a god was biting a potato chip, and leaned over with sparkling eyes: "Does your proposal still count? I am super~ awesome! I will do whatever dt and pose you want Yes! Little boy chooses me, I'm awesome!"

Behind him, a fluffy tail can be vaguely seen flicking back and forth.

"...I remember you refused." Zhong Yuanzhong also cleared his throat, maintaining a serious face: "You should have heard the saying that opportunities wait for no one. Continue to be your noble and principled god. "

"????" Yato: "Are you mocking me!"

"??????"

Does this have anything to do with satirizing you?

"I, Yetou, was born noble, and I am one of the 500 million gods. My dream is extremely lofty!" Yetou said righteously: "I can do anything if I have money that I can't spend!"

At the end, I should not forget to grab a handful of potato chips and stuff them in my mouth, chewing them with a crackling sound.There is really no momentum at all.

"…………"

You are truly a principled God with big dreams.

*****

Zhongyuan Zhong also sighed faintly. Compared with chatting with Yato, she now thinks that it is not impossible to meddle in the hero's rescue of the beauty from time to time.

Tie Kong raised his arm, and in the Central Plains, he also saw scarlet light waves coming out, and the missiles appeared ready to launch.

Zhongyuan Zhong also tipped his toes, and a crimson supernatural light emerged from his body, which landed steadily in front of the girl who fell to the ground, and said to the chasing robot:

"Since you want to kill, you have to shoot on time. If you can't finish me in one go, you will suffer."

Miss Zhongyuan showed a smug smile.There is a system beep next to my ear.

"Beep. Congratulations to the host for getting fifty points, you are getting more and more proficient."

"????????"

What skill.

Your system is not right.