Team Yan's canary has become a fine bird
Chapter 1 Birdman
Bai Yiyi half-lyed on the bottom of the cage exhausted, greeting the designer of the escape door for the nth time in his heart.
It is obviously a barb device that can be seen through at a glance, and a simple mechanism that can be opened by pulling both hands at the same time, but it has become an impossible task for him now.
he?or it?
Bai Yiyi looked at the slightly trembling pink claws from excessive force, and the belly wrapped in pure white feathers, and recalled the strange encounters of the past three days.
It's just that I read this popular original novel before going to bed, admired the happy life of Canary being doted on by the overlord, and opening my mouth with clothes and hands, and was bound by a wishing system called Starry Sky Legend, Dreams Come True, It became what it is now.
Well, canary in a cage, fidelity.
Closing his eyes, Bai Yiyi greeted in his heart: "Hey, Tongzi, I really don't have my own shopping mall, can I exchange items?"
The little boy's voice in the system was a little aggrieved: "I really don't have this, I... I was just born, and I've used up all my energy to turn you into this canary. Do you know how difficult it is? Screening out qualified resident birds , collapse your physical body, and then ensure that your spiritual power can enter without loss, this intermediate link..."
"Stop, stop, I thank you and your family."
Bai Yiyi didn't want to know the process of turning into a bird, because there was no science or reason to explain, and the result was already obvious and tragic, so he mocked angrily.
The system was a little happy, but also a little hesitant: "I don't have a home, thank you for your thank you, but why didn't your satisfaction increase at all after you thanked me?"
Because the Chinese language is extensive and profound, and you are a foreigner.Bai Yiyi gave up entanglement, faced the predicament in front of him squarely, looked at the empty food box and water box, and sighed: "Then what should I do? I'm almost starving to death, and I can't get out again."
Turning my head, through the grid of the birdcage, I can see the single apartment less than 40 pings outside at a glance. The scene has not changed in the past few days, the same unpopular and messy batch.
Then the anger came to the head again, endured it, and still couldn't help complaining: "When you bound me, you wanted to fulfill my canary dream of being favored by the tyrant, right? You can't read comprehension, you really turned me into a Forget about the birds, what about the overbearing boss? Where did I go, such a big and overbearing boss?"
System: "What is the general attack? Isn't the overbearing president the overbearing president?"
Bai Yiyi, who is naturally bent but has no courage to come out, can only rely on crispy duck literature to satisfy his cravings, is too lazy to explain that the overbearing president in Tanmei novels is not just a problem of the domineering president, so he perfunctoryly said: "It's the same, I'll just ask people Woolen cloth?"
This hot system is unwilling to memorize, "Snow White's original owner is really a boss. I calculated it based on your human boss's quotations and using big data. Among the bird breeders within a radius of 1 kilometers, the bird breeder has the highest total number of bosses." .”
"...that's a bad name, eh, then?"
The system is also a little wronged: "Then, who... who knows that you humans are duplicity, saying that you love pets, but you can actually transfer them at will. When you first came in and were still getting used to the drowsiness, he just sent you to the current one. Master."
Bai Yiyi was a little desperate, bumping into an unreliable food force system, a cold and heartless original owner, and then meeting an unreliable current owner, what kind of goddamn luck is this?
The system whispered the number, "It's minus 85, if it reaches minus 100, I..."
Bai Yiyi quickly restrained the resentment in his heart, and the value reported by the system represented his satisfaction with it in his heart.
When I found out that I had become a bird, I had already fallen below the negative number. When I found that I could still fall to the negative number, I fell directly to negative 50. I found that I was out of food, negative 70, and I found that I couldn’t escape. fall again...
Reluctantly maintaining his mentality, he replied, "I know that if the satisfaction value falls below minus 100, you will disappear, and I will always be a birdman. In other words, after reaching the passing line, you can temporarily turn back into a human?"
The system immediately drew a cake, "Yes, yes, 2 satisfaction points can unlock the human form for 1 hour."
Bai Yiyi looked forward to it, and reconfirmed: "With 100 points, can you completely transform back into a human?"
The system firmly stated: "Of course. I have completed the task, and I will send you back immediately after collecting the energy."
Bai Yiyi turned his mind from shock to acceptance. Over the past few days, he has been trying to get used to the bird's body, learning to walk and fly, and forced to eat hard and unpalatable bird food. Why didn't he start to find a solution from the root of the problem? ?
Concentrating his acting skills all his life, Bai Yiyi tried it out: "The experience of the past few days is really amazing, I can actually fly, Tongzi, I can't be more satisfied with you, really, 100% satisfied!"
"..."
This time the system did not report the number, several bright red numbers "-85" appeared in front of Bai Yiyi's eyes, and then watched helplessly as the single digits began to change, and finally stopped at "-87"
Damn, why did it fall again?
The system timidly analyzed: "Because I'm bound to your soul, I can't use lies to deceive you, causing your satisfaction to drop again?"
Really can't fall anymore, Bai Yiyi put away all his luck, stood up, walked to the food box, stretched out his thin bird's tongue to lick up the residue, and half-lyed down against the cage wall to save some food. Strength, so that the next prison escape operation can be carried out.
After a while, feeling a little stronger, Bai Yiyi walked to the edge of the cage, stared at the door in the center of the cage and studied it again, made mental preparations, spread his wings, and hung up.
One claw on the left, one claw on the right, fasten the mechanism on both sides of the door firmly, and then use the mouth to lift the cage door up little by little, each time it can only raise the height of the head, and then let go, and then the body is rigid Fit and fix it to prevent it from falling down. Find a suitable position for the lower mouth again, hold it in your mouth, and continue to pull it up.
I don't know how long it took, but the cage door was finally half opened, and the most difficult part came: release the claw first?The cage door fell.Let go first?The cage door fell.Let go of your body first?The cage door fell.
After many calculations and trials, the conclusion is to bulge out the belly as much as possible, and at the same time loosen the claws and mouth to cause the cage door to fall, at the same time, slightly hinder the falling speed, and then squeeze out the door in one go.
If he doesn't succeed this time, Bai Yiyi feels afraid that he won't have the strength to do it again.
After making preparations, he held his breath and puffed up his belly. His mouth and claws began to tentatively relax, and success was just around the corner...
"click"
There was a clear sound, and Bai Yiyi was taken aback by Xiao Xiao, and was a little dazed. Could it be that he was so strong that he broke the cage somewhere?
After a while, he realized that he had become stupid even after laughing at himself. It was clearly a wrought iron cage, so how could it be broken?
Then he stared blankly at the suddenly extra person in front of him. At first glance, he was a handsome man with an unshaven beard and a tired face, but he realized later: Oh, it was the sound of the door opening. The owner is back...
Yan Tuo stared at the canary with its limbs splayed, clinging to the cage door, with its bulging belly desperately, and the half-open cage door in its mouth, and instantly got the situation in front of it.
This is a little stupid bird that was on the run.
I don't know if it's because of dizziness, but the moment they looked at each other, they clearly saw the whole process of emotional evolution from shock to frustration to anger in Xiaoniao's eyes.
The scene is very interesting. The watermelon-headed white ball hangs on the door of the cage with its teeth and claws open. After being caught, the frightened and angry little expression is stupid and pitiful.
"Ah"
Yan Tuo couldn't help laughing, well, it's obviously not stupid, it can open and close the door by itself, and it looks like it's about to succeed.
After the big case that had been going on for several days was over, his relaxed state of mind became a little more cheerful, and it was rare for Yan Tuo to feel a little bit teasing.
Stretch out your index finger, and gently rub it on the protruding little white belly, um, it's soft and warm, and it feels very good.
Being poked at a vital part by a finger, Bai Yi with bird body and heart trembled all over his body, and the strange touch brought up a trace of electric current that went straight to the scalp, subconsciously, he wanted to avoid it.
But he immediately realized that he is just a bird now, and not his original body, so why is it so scary to touch something?
So the belly was retracted, and immediately pushed out, and began to compete with the finger.
Bai Yiyi obviously put his head on the head, the handsome guy belongs to the handsome guy, but after a brief amazement, he was full of anger but could not dissipate.
This person disappears for several days, completely forgetting that there is still a life in the family that needs to be taken care of. If he disappears, he will disappear. If he works hard, he will be able to escape from the cage and run freely, but at this last moment, he was killed by a finger.
Now that the person is back, it is said that there is no need to desperately escape from prison because of stuttering, but this anger can't be dissipated, Bai Yiyi is stubborn and refuses to let go of his mouth and claws, and his belly is also pushing hard, wanting to squeeze Get out of the cage.
So that finger made big circles, scratched and poked, and began to exert force gently but firmly.
After a stalemate for a while, Bai Yiyi finally couldn't bear it anymore.
Even if it's just a bird's body, it can't stand people's teasing in circles, itching and shame, and the claws are numb due to excessive force. With a "beep", he gave up resisting.
Gulu rolled down to the bottom of the cage, his wings clasped and trembling, his small eyes staring at the death light of the people outside the cage, and the watermelon head on the top also sprouted a few stray hairs, annoyed.
Yan Tuo glanced at the little pity with fried hair and smiled sullenly, then glanced at the empty food and water boxes, and immediately felt a little guilty in his heart, probably because he was hungry and wanted to run away.
Hey, I knew that I was not suitable for raising all living creatures, and that guy Pian Hongqing insisted on sending such an expensive and delicate thing, forgetting it in a hurry, and almost ruining this little life.
Yan Tuo intends to find a chance to send this pet back, but right now, he needs to add food and water immediately.
A large box of bird food mixed with fresh grains and bone meal was filled, and then filled with a bottle of mineral water. Seeing the poor little bird go crazy and eat hard, Yan Tuo's heart softened, and he decided to give this temporary love a second time. Pets add some big meals to supplement.
Bai Yiyi pecked at the millet grains and swallowed quickly, his stomach was burning with hunger, he couldn't care less about complaining about the hard and dry taste, and he didn't notice that his owner took a small shovel and came again and again. Walked through the door again.
The cage door was opened, and a ball of brown "mud" was placed in the food box, right in front of Bai Yiyi's eyes.
Bai Yiyi was busy with her mouth, turned her head and glanced at it casually, what... what the hell, this "mud" can move?
Take a closer look...
"Choo Choo Choo……"
It exploded, screamed, and after hiding away, hugged its wings again and shivered, this time it was frightened.
What kind of "mud" is there? It is clearly an earthworm, two or three tangled together, lying on his bird food pile and wriggling.
Bai Yiyi is not afraid of earthworms. When he was a child, he went fishing with his grandfather, and he fumbled a lot, but judging by his current stature and proportions, it is very frightening to see with a bird's eye. He is still a big snake.
The man outside the cage said: "Fresh and alive, it's much better than dry bird food, right? I was busy and forgot about you before, this big meal is an apology."
After a while, he seemed to realize something, and another sentence came: "Ah, it's too big to eat. I'm sorry, I don't have experience. Just wait obediently, and I'll cut it for you."
Don't need it?I thank you eight generations of ancestors!
Bai Yiyi cursed in his heart and hid further away, staring at the people outside the cage, pleading in horror.
But it was useless, after a few clicks, two long earthworms turned into a dozen pieces, twisting around like thick fried dough sticks that had been burnt and turned into fine oil sticks, and two or three even jumped out of the food box. To swim in his direction.
Before fainting from shock, Bai Yiyi swore that he would never eat deep-fried dough sticks again in his life.
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The new article is opened and updated daily, usually at 3 p.m. every day. After review, you can watch it normally after 5 p.m.Thank you for your support, I hope you like it.
It is obviously a barb device that can be seen through at a glance, and a simple mechanism that can be opened by pulling both hands at the same time, but it has become an impossible task for him now.
he?or it?
Bai Yiyi looked at the slightly trembling pink claws from excessive force, and the belly wrapped in pure white feathers, and recalled the strange encounters of the past three days.
It's just that I read this popular original novel before going to bed, admired the happy life of Canary being doted on by the overlord, and opening my mouth with clothes and hands, and was bound by a wishing system called Starry Sky Legend, Dreams Come True, It became what it is now.
Well, canary in a cage, fidelity.
Closing his eyes, Bai Yiyi greeted in his heart: "Hey, Tongzi, I really don't have my own shopping mall, can I exchange items?"
The little boy's voice in the system was a little aggrieved: "I really don't have this, I... I was just born, and I've used up all my energy to turn you into this canary. Do you know how difficult it is? Screening out qualified resident birds , collapse your physical body, and then ensure that your spiritual power can enter without loss, this intermediate link..."
"Stop, stop, I thank you and your family."
Bai Yiyi didn't want to know the process of turning into a bird, because there was no science or reason to explain, and the result was already obvious and tragic, so he mocked angrily.
The system was a little happy, but also a little hesitant: "I don't have a home, thank you for your thank you, but why didn't your satisfaction increase at all after you thanked me?"
Because the Chinese language is extensive and profound, and you are a foreigner.Bai Yiyi gave up entanglement, faced the predicament in front of him squarely, looked at the empty food box and water box, and sighed: "Then what should I do? I'm almost starving to death, and I can't get out again."
Turning my head, through the grid of the birdcage, I can see the single apartment less than 40 pings outside at a glance. The scene has not changed in the past few days, the same unpopular and messy batch.
Then the anger came to the head again, endured it, and still couldn't help complaining: "When you bound me, you wanted to fulfill my canary dream of being favored by the tyrant, right? You can't read comprehension, you really turned me into a Forget about the birds, what about the overbearing boss? Where did I go, such a big and overbearing boss?"
System: "What is the general attack? Isn't the overbearing president the overbearing president?"
Bai Yiyi, who is naturally bent but has no courage to come out, can only rely on crispy duck literature to satisfy his cravings, is too lazy to explain that the overbearing president in Tanmei novels is not just a problem of the domineering president, so he perfunctoryly said: "It's the same, I'll just ask people Woolen cloth?"
This hot system is unwilling to memorize, "Snow White's original owner is really a boss. I calculated it based on your human boss's quotations and using big data. Among the bird breeders within a radius of 1 kilometers, the bird breeder has the highest total number of bosses." .”
"...that's a bad name, eh, then?"
The system is also a little wronged: "Then, who... who knows that you humans are duplicity, saying that you love pets, but you can actually transfer them at will. When you first came in and were still getting used to the drowsiness, he just sent you to the current one. Master."
Bai Yiyi was a little desperate, bumping into an unreliable food force system, a cold and heartless original owner, and then meeting an unreliable current owner, what kind of goddamn luck is this?
The system whispered the number, "It's minus 85, if it reaches minus 100, I..."
Bai Yiyi quickly restrained the resentment in his heart, and the value reported by the system represented his satisfaction with it in his heart.
When I found out that I had become a bird, I had already fallen below the negative number. When I found that I could still fall to the negative number, I fell directly to negative 50. I found that I was out of food, negative 70, and I found that I couldn’t escape. fall again...
Reluctantly maintaining his mentality, he replied, "I know that if the satisfaction value falls below minus 100, you will disappear, and I will always be a birdman. In other words, after reaching the passing line, you can temporarily turn back into a human?"
The system immediately drew a cake, "Yes, yes, 2 satisfaction points can unlock the human form for 1 hour."
Bai Yiyi looked forward to it, and reconfirmed: "With 100 points, can you completely transform back into a human?"
The system firmly stated: "Of course. I have completed the task, and I will send you back immediately after collecting the energy."
Bai Yiyi turned his mind from shock to acceptance. Over the past few days, he has been trying to get used to the bird's body, learning to walk and fly, and forced to eat hard and unpalatable bird food. Why didn't he start to find a solution from the root of the problem? ?
Concentrating his acting skills all his life, Bai Yiyi tried it out: "The experience of the past few days is really amazing, I can actually fly, Tongzi, I can't be more satisfied with you, really, 100% satisfied!"
"..."
This time the system did not report the number, several bright red numbers "-85" appeared in front of Bai Yiyi's eyes, and then watched helplessly as the single digits began to change, and finally stopped at "-87"
Damn, why did it fall again?
The system timidly analyzed: "Because I'm bound to your soul, I can't use lies to deceive you, causing your satisfaction to drop again?"
Really can't fall anymore, Bai Yiyi put away all his luck, stood up, walked to the food box, stretched out his thin bird's tongue to lick up the residue, and half-lyed down against the cage wall to save some food. Strength, so that the next prison escape operation can be carried out.
After a while, feeling a little stronger, Bai Yiyi walked to the edge of the cage, stared at the door in the center of the cage and studied it again, made mental preparations, spread his wings, and hung up.
One claw on the left, one claw on the right, fasten the mechanism on both sides of the door firmly, and then use the mouth to lift the cage door up little by little, each time it can only raise the height of the head, and then let go, and then the body is rigid Fit and fix it to prevent it from falling down. Find a suitable position for the lower mouth again, hold it in your mouth, and continue to pull it up.
I don't know how long it took, but the cage door was finally half opened, and the most difficult part came: release the claw first?The cage door fell.Let go first?The cage door fell.Let go of your body first?The cage door fell.
After many calculations and trials, the conclusion is to bulge out the belly as much as possible, and at the same time loosen the claws and mouth to cause the cage door to fall, at the same time, slightly hinder the falling speed, and then squeeze out the door in one go.
If he doesn't succeed this time, Bai Yiyi feels afraid that he won't have the strength to do it again.
After making preparations, he held his breath and puffed up his belly. His mouth and claws began to tentatively relax, and success was just around the corner...
"click"
There was a clear sound, and Bai Yiyi was taken aback by Xiao Xiao, and was a little dazed. Could it be that he was so strong that he broke the cage somewhere?
After a while, he realized that he had become stupid even after laughing at himself. It was clearly a wrought iron cage, so how could it be broken?
Then he stared blankly at the suddenly extra person in front of him. At first glance, he was a handsome man with an unshaven beard and a tired face, but he realized later: Oh, it was the sound of the door opening. The owner is back...
Yan Tuo stared at the canary with its limbs splayed, clinging to the cage door, with its bulging belly desperately, and the half-open cage door in its mouth, and instantly got the situation in front of it.
This is a little stupid bird that was on the run.
I don't know if it's because of dizziness, but the moment they looked at each other, they clearly saw the whole process of emotional evolution from shock to frustration to anger in Xiaoniao's eyes.
The scene is very interesting. The watermelon-headed white ball hangs on the door of the cage with its teeth and claws open. After being caught, the frightened and angry little expression is stupid and pitiful.
"Ah"
Yan Tuo couldn't help laughing, well, it's obviously not stupid, it can open and close the door by itself, and it looks like it's about to succeed.
After the big case that had been going on for several days was over, his relaxed state of mind became a little more cheerful, and it was rare for Yan Tuo to feel a little bit teasing.
Stretch out your index finger, and gently rub it on the protruding little white belly, um, it's soft and warm, and it feels very good.
Being poked at a vital part by a finger, Bai Yi with bird body and heart trembled all over his body, and the strange touch brought up a trace of electric current that went straight to the scalp, subconsciously, he wanted to avoid it.
But he immediately realized that he is just a bird now, and not his original body, so why is it so scary to touch something?
So the belly was retracted, and immediately pushed out, and began to compete with the finger.
Bai Yiyi obviously put his head on the head, the handsome guy belongs to the handsome guy, but after a brief amazement, he was full of anger but could not dissipate.
This person disappears for several days, completely forgetting that there is still a life in the family that needs to be taken care of. If he disappears, he will disappear. If he works hard, he will be able to escape from the cage and run freely, but at this last moment, he was killed by a finger.
Now that the person is back, it is said that there is no need to desperately escape from prison because of stuttering, but this anger can't be dissipated, Bai Yiyi is stubborn and refuses to let go of his mouth and claws, and his belly is also pushing hard, wanting to squeeze Get out of the cage.
So that finger made big circles, scratched and poked, and began to exert force gently but firmly.
After a stalemate for a while, Bai Yiyi finally couldn't bear it anymore.
Even if it's just a bird's body, it can't stand people's teasing in circles, itching and shame, and the claws are numb due to excessive force. With a "beep", he gave up resisting.
Gulu rolled down to the bottom of the cage, his wings clasped and trembling, his small eyes staring at the death light of the people outside the cage, and the watermelon head on the top also sprouted a few stray hairs, annoyed.
Yan Tuo glanced at the little pity with fried hair and smiled sullenly, then glanced at the empty food and water boxes, and immediately felt a little guilty in his heart, probably because he was hungry and wanted to run away.
Hey, I knew that I was not suitable for raising all living creatures, and that guy Pian Hongqing insisted on sending such an expensive and delicate thing, forgetting it in a hurry, and almost ruining this little life.
Yan Tuo intends to find a chance to send this pet back, but right now, he needs to add food and water immediately.
A large box of bird food mixed with fresh grains and bone meal was filled, and then filled with a bottle of mineral water. Seeing the poor little bird go crazy and eat hard, Yan Tuo's heart softened, and he decided to give this temporary love a second time. Pets add some big meals to supplement.
Bai Yiyi pecked at the millet grains and swallowed quickly, his stomach was burning with hunger, he couldn't care less about complaining about the hard and dry taste, and he didn't notice that his owner took a small shovel and came again and again. Walked through the door again.
The cage door was opened, and a ball of brown "mud" was placed in the food box, right in front of Bai Yiyi's eyes.
Bai Yiyi was busy with her mouth, turned her head and glanced at it casually, what... what the hell, this "mud" can move?
Take a closer look...
"Choo Choo Choo……"
It exploded, screamed, and after hiding away, hugged its wings again and shivered, this time it was frightened.
What kind of "mud" is there? It is clearly an earthworm, two or three tangled together, lying on his bird food pile and wriggling.
Bai Yiyi is not afraid of earthworms. When he was a child, he went fishing with his grandfather, and he fumbled a lot, but judging by his current stature and proportions, it is very frightening to see with a bird's eye. He is still a big snake.
The man outside the cage said: "Fresh and alive, it's much better than dry bird food, right? I was busy and forgot about you before, this big meal is an apology."
After a while, he seemed to realize something, and another sentence came: "Ah, it's too big to eat. I'm sorry, I don't have experience. Just wait obediently, and I'll cut it for you."
Don't need it?I thank you eight generations of ancestors!
Bai Yiyi cursed in his heart and hid further away, staring at the people outside the cage, pleading in horror.
But it was useless, after a few clicks, two long earthworms turned into a dozen pieces, twisting around like thick fried dough sticks that had been burnt and turned into fine oil sticks, and two or three even jumped out of the food box. To swim in his direction.
Before fainting from shock, Bai Yiyi swore that he would never eat deep-fried dough sticks again in his life.
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The author has something to say:
The new article is opened and updated daily, usually at 3 p.m. every day. After review, you can watch it normally after 5 p.m.Thank you for your support, I hope you like it.
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