Team Yan's canary has become a fine bird

Yan Tuo coaxed in a low voice, with an indescribable tenderness in his deep voice.

"Don't be afraid, it won't be very heavy. It will be a little uncomfortable at first, bear with it, and it will be fine slowly. Stand still and I will help you put it on."

Bai Yiyi was both ashamed and happy, his mind was in a mess, all kinds of play scenes were floating around, and the only clear memory was used to think about one thing, which hand did he wear the engagement ring on?

Male left female right?

The golden rooster independently raised its left paw as a signal, and its wings unconsciously covered its head, which is really too embarrassing...

Pleased by the little guy's extreme cooperation, Yan Tuo curled his mouth slightly, and carefully put the shell anklet on Bai Tuanzi's left paw, then turned it up and down, left and right, and after confirming that the size was suitable and comfortable, he picked up the pliers Fasten the seal down.

"Well, the glutinous rice balls are awesome!"

Bai Yi sat down squatting on his buttocks, raised his claws with great difficulty, and finally passed through his round belly to see the bird ring clearly.

On the pink bird's legs, the brass shone with rough light, revealing some wild beauty. Behind a string of Arabic numerals clearly carved on it, there is a small signature "Yan".

This word seemed to be imprinted on my heart immediately.

"...Yan... Tuo" Bai Yiyi couldn't help calling out his name, and quietly added in his heart... I am willing.

The owner smiled, rubbed a couple of hands on the white belly casually, threw the remaining bullet casings and tools into the box, opened the book, and was busy with the progress of the postgraduate entrance examination.

Bai Yi was left behind to appreciate it happily for a long time, but felt that he had made another difficulty.

Since he received such a precious gift, he naturally wanted to return it, but he still couldn't take off his bird body, he was considered a penniless pauper, how should he prepare the gift?

This entanglement lasted for a long time, until the day of Yan Tuo's birthday on Wednesday, Bai Yiyi still couldn't figure out a solution, so he could only decide to follow the old routine, transform back into a human body and serve delicious food as a way of expressing his gratitude.

This morning, Yan Tuo woke up normally and got ready to go to work. When he reached the entrance, Bai Tuanzi didn't follow him. He went back to the bedroom curiously, and poked the little guy nestled next to the pillow, but he didn't respond at all.

After waiting for 2 minutes, he struck again, still closing his bird's eyes tightly, looking as if he had fallen asleep, Yan Tuo didn't make things difficult for it anymore, and went out alone, let it sleep late and stay at home for a day.

Bai Yiyi, who deliberately pretended to be sleeping and stayed at home, was planning to show off his skills. It took him 10 minutes and 20 minutes to spend a few hours, vowing to tidy up the apartment until it was spotless.

But after confirming with the system, he was stunned to realize that this matter is as difficult as skyrocketing.

The points required to become a human body are not a simple sum, but increase geometrically as time goes by.

That is to say, it is okay to maintain it for a few more hours at a time, but 2 points in the first hour, 4 points in the second hour, and 16 points in the third hour.

Based on this calculation, the 4th...no, there will be no 4th hour at all, chewing the system and squeezing it into juice, it can't squeeze out the corresponding amount of energy, it has already crossed -100 directly, It's gone completely.

This is simply the overlord's treaty!

What can Bai Yiyi do?

From the heart.

Not to mention 4 hours, 3 minutes is enough for him now, just with a score of 82, if he is kicked back to the pass line, what if there is still some urgent matter?Can't get by?

Gan, the system prompt sounded suddenly.

Just thinking about the Overlord Treaty just now, when I felt a little dissatisfied, the score dropped to 78 again.

This time there is no need to count on it.

It seems that the most you can bear each time is 2 hours at a time.

Bai Yiyi could only fly back and forth in the room, observing, planning what to do once he started to change into a human being, he must manage all the time well, and strive to complete all pre-planned things within the specified time.

After staying like this for most of the day, it was almost 4 o'clock in the afternoon, and I transformed into a human body in a pinch, as if fighting a war, and instantly entered a wartime state.

A pot of brine was quickly stewed in the kitchen, and then cleaning, tidying, and placement began. It took almost an hour for the room to look brand new again.

All that's left is to get dinner ready.

The dishes have been planned long ago. A few boxes of lactone tofu in the refrigerator are just right for making mapo tofu. The chicken in the lower freezer can be used to make mouthwatering chicken, then stir-fry cabbage, and finally cook a greasy dish Winter melon meatball soup, let's work together!

As for the brine that was stewed at the beginning, it was Bai Yiyi thinking about the scene in the secret garden last time. What if the male god wants to go up for fun after dinner today?How can there be wine without appetizers?

The brine is used to treat the chicken wings and feet, add some peanuts, and the side dish with wine can't be more beautiful.

I turned on the horsepower and put in [-]% of my effort. The progress bar suddenly got stuck on the mapo tofu. There were only some green onions in the refrigerator, but no garlic sprouts.

However, mapo tofu without garlic sprouts has no soul. How can he bear it as an obsessive-compulsive disorder?

After estimating the time, thinking about the location of the fresh food supermarket downstairs that he and the male god visited last time, Bai Yiyi made a decisive decision and decided to go out to buy.

He ran to the closet to look for his pants, but the male god Nei Nei was really too embarrassed to touch them, so he hurriedly put on a pair of casual shorts, put on a few steel coins he found in the corners, and went downstairs like the wind.

The small fresh food supermarket in the community is naturally much more expensive than the vegetable market. A small handful of garlic sprouts cost 3 yuan. The proprietress saw that his face was tight, and tried to strike up a conversation and develop a regular customer:

"Look at how tall and handsome this girl is, a handful of garlic sprouts is enough? Today's pork special, do you want to cut two catties?"

? ?

Thousands of degrees of myopia?How did you know it was a girl?

Bai Yiyi looked down at his T-shirt and shorts, and suddenly realized, is this the most popular way for fashionable girls to wear bottomless?

Plus these straight, slender and fair legs?The long pot cover that has not been cut for more than two months is about to turn into short hair that reaches the ears?

No wonder it was misidentified.

He didn't care about defending himself, and nodded indiscriminately after paying the money. He just wanted to go home immediately, so as to prevent more people from seeing this ghostly state.

The ingredients are ready, and the most thought-provoking mapo tofu can be carried out smoothly.

The bean paste is chopped into small pieces, so as not to affect the taste of the chili skin. Mix it with the minced meat and stir-fry it to bring out the fragrance. Add some fresh soup and boil it.

The diced tofu has been soaked in cold salt water for 10 to [-] minutes, and the taste is completely absorbed. There is no need to stir-fry it in the pot. The most important thing at this time is the heat. If the fire is too strong, the tofu will easily become stale. Therefore, cook on low heat Just pass through.

Raw soy sauce enhances the flavor, dark soy sauce colors, thickens the soup after thickening, the aroma of minced meat, the tenderness of tofu, spicy and spicy knead together, and finally ends in the fresh and refreshing garlic granules, if it is covered again Poured on the fragrant white rice, the taste, tsk tsk.

Those who love this mouthful will naturally understand that it can be called a god of dry rice.

Everything was packed, it happened to be 2 hours, and the next thing was to wait.

Not long after 6 o'clock, the owner had already arrived home, but to Bai Yiyi's disappointment, there was actually a tail behind him, which completely ruined his plans for a two-person (bird) world.

"...the glutinous rice balls can't be eaten anyway, so why do you have to come back to pick them up?"

Hua Hongqing, who was standing in the porch, had just finished complaining, when he turned around and saw a table of dishes on the dining table, and asked in surprise, "...This, my aunt made it? Or is it that you finally know how to hide your beauty in a golden house?" Got a girlfriend who can cook?"

Yan Tuo stared at the mapo tofu on the table, and replied a little absent-mindedly: "The golden house can hide the beauty, but how can the dog's nest be hidden? Who would be so blind...Auntie probably made it."

Speaking of the kennel, Hua Hongqing immediately noticed the changes in the room, turned around in a small circle, and said with a smile: "I have to give someone a raise, this is for you to clean up, the windows are bright and clean, it's like two different rooms , this is like a place where a person lives."

Yan Tuo took advantage of the opportunity to thank you again, and then said: "Since you made ready-made ones at home, don't go out to eat them. I think the ones made by famous restaurants with a few stars are not as good as those made by your aunt. .”

Hua Hongqing sniffed the aroma of the food in the air, and his stomach growled a few times, and he also looked forward to it.

The two of them sat down, and there is no need to be polite when they are friends. Hua Hongqing immediately stretched out his chopsticks towards the plate of slobbery chicken, and ate it, and it really lived up to the name of this dish. Excited, his mouth was full of saliva, and his voice was vaguely praised:

"Damn, it's delicious. Next time, let her make this for me too."

Yan Tuo didn't bother to taste it, he first picked a few grains of rice and brought it to the white dumpling, then carefully tore up a piece of green vegetables and put it on top.

After the wait was over, he just used a spoon full of tofu and poured it on his rice, and made it vigorously with a snort, and the small bowl had bottomed out in just a few mouthfuls.

When the person returned to the table from the kitchen filled with rice, Hua Hongqing, who had already tasted every dish, asked with a little disgust:

"You have loved to eat this way since you were young. We used to order this dish when we went out for dinner. Why didn't we see that you could cause this? If you eat like this when you go out on blind dates, then I can't explain the reason why you are alone until now." Understood."

"Those are not authentic. There are no garlic sprouts, bad reviews."

After Yan Tuo finished speaking, he suddenly hesitated, did he buy garlic sprouts?

Recalling the long green leaves and white heads, are they shallots or garlic sprouts?It seems... yes.

No longer entangled, and continued his great career of cooking.

Bai Yiyi looked at him in surprise, and was so happy that the tastes of the two were similar, he couldn't help but yelled: "... Yan Tuo"

Hua Hongqing took a mouthful of the meatball and almost got stuck in his throat and eyes, and his eyes were as wide as light bulbs.

"Tuo...Tuozi, my ears are fine, right? Just... Tangyuan, Tangyuan is calling your name?"

Yan Tuo naturally responded: "Well, what's wrong?"

Hua Hongqing couldn't believe it at all. He has loved and raised birds for more than ten years, and he has never seen a canary that can learn the tongue so clearly.

Don't say you haven't seen it, you haven't even heard of it.

So the whole UC looked shocked: "What's wrong? This is a hibiscus bird, not a parrot. It can learn tongues. What's wrong with you? This...you taught it?"

Yan Tuo returned him with a look of surprise, "Didn't you teach it? It won't be long after it's here. Besides, there are many more of it. I want to take the time to ask you, this bird's IQ How high can it be?"

After briefly talking about Tangyuan's performance in the city bureau again, Hua Hongqing almost doubted his life:

"I'm going, how can I teach this? You have to be a genius to be so smart, right? Didn't you say that you won't be a genius after the founding of the country?"

Yan Tuo couldn't answer the three consecutive questions in a small tone and fiercely, and gave him a nonchalant look, saying let it be.

It made the bird lover next to him feel itchy, and he didn't bother to continue eating, so he thought about how to make Bai Tuanzi talk.