Guide to Cats in Xiuxianjie

The breeze is coming slowly, and the water waves are calm. 【Note 1】

It’s the time of farming in spring. Both young and old are busy in the farmland. The middle-aged are planting seedlings in the paddy fields, while the elderly are sitting by the side of the field and chatting while dividing the seedlings. The little monkeys who haven’t gone to school gather together in groups of three or five to play. noisy.

The morning sun is not glaring, it is warm on the body, this is the first time Ye Huaijiu has felt such a warm sun after crossing, even the sun in the world of cultivating immortals is hotter than that in the ordinary world, as if it is going to sun into the soul of the living beings marrow.

"Junior Brother, what do you think when you come to the world for the first time?" Ye Huaijiu pretended to pick up the fan and fan it slowly. His amorous eyes, high nose bridge, and bright red lips were half covered by the waving of the fan. With a suave and suave look, the big ladies and little girls who were doing laundry and playing by the river couldn't help but blush.

Song Zhinan held a sword with his arms around his chest, and his unsmiling appearance looked a bit fierce. Although he looked handsome and delicate, no matter whether it was a girl who was thinking of spring or a playful child, he dared not look directly at him. With a glance, one can feel the sting of being swept by the sword light.

"What can you say? The aura is not enough, and the turbidity is too heavy." Song Zhinan tightened his face, unwilling to show any emotion, as if he was hiding something, but Ye Huaijiu had been with him for a long time, so it was easy to see made him uncomfortable.

Folding the fan up and down, pressing it against Song Zhinan's chin, Ye Huaijiu asked with a half-smile, "Since entering the mortal realm, my junior's reaction is a bit strange."

"Brother, you're worrying too much. We'd better hurry on our way. We don't have any clues about the place Master told us to find, so don't waste time." Pushing away the fan that was sticking to his chin, Song Zhinan frowned slightly and then spread out instantly, "Brother, put Put away that slutty smile of yours, it's really not a gentleman's act to disturb a girl's heart."

Ye Huaijiu withdrew his fan and fell silent for a while, raised the corners of his mouth, showing his sharp canine teeth, turned his head to look at Song Zhinan, who had a serious face and looked like an old scholar, and suddenly came up with a good idea, "We are such a big river north and south Walking around is like finding a needle in a haystack."

"Senior brother, what's your opinion?" During the past two years of getting along, seeing this smile, Song Zhinan already knew that Ye Huaijiu had bad intentions.

"As long as you read the books of sages and sages, you should enter the imperial hall. The books you have read in the past two years can fill a room, and it is time for you to play your role." Ye Huaijiu patted Song Zhinan's shoulder with one hand, and pointed at Song Zhinan with his fan. A scholar who gets up early in the morning to review his homework by the lake, "Go and hook up two like-minded scholars to go to Beijing to rush for the exam, and then become a petty official, mobilizing the power of the court and the people. It will be easy for us to find a place."

Song Zhinan ignored Ye Huaijiu's nonsense, and walked straight forward, "Brother, studying is different from taking an exam. Just because I memorized it doesn't mean I understand it."

"And the exams in the mortal world need to start from an early age, from the county exams to the government exams, and then to the imperial exams in the capital. This period will take at least three years."

"Senior brother, since he doesn't eat the whole grains of the world, he doesn't care about the common affairs of the world." After finishing speaking, Song Zhinan ignored Ye Huaijiu and strode away. uncomfortable.

The speed when the two left was much faster than when they came, and when the people who admired the beauty of the two came to their senses, they were no longer visible. Thinking about it again, it seemed that the scene just now was just a dream.

The small town in Mortal Realm is not much different from Xiuxian's, so is the tavern. The people on the second floor are either rich or expensive, and the first floor is mostly traffickers, making it very noisy.

Perhaps today is the market, the private seats on the second floor have already been taken up, even if the two brothers don't want to, they can only sit down on the first floor slowly, and listen to some news from the mouths of these three teachers.

The wine in the Mortal Realm is not as rich and mellow as in the Realm of Cultivation, nor does it have a long-lasting aftertaste. It only has a hot throat. Ye Huai is not used to drinking wine, but he doesn't want to spit it out to embarrass himself, so he can only let the wine flow down the corner of his mouth.

If this scene were placed on a rough guy, it would be extremely indecent, but if it were placed on a person as elegant and elegant as Ye Huaijiu, it would be extraordinarily rough and beautiful.

After putting down the wine glass, Ye Huaijiu wiped the drink from the corner of his mouth carelessly, looked through the door and window at the dust on the street and the steamed bun shop opposite the tavern, his eyes gradually darkened.

A young couple who were originally on the second floor were talking loudly.However, when the man was talking about arousal, he realized that the woman on the opposite side was out of his mind, and his eyes were not on him. He followed the other party's line of sight and found Ye Huaijiu, the little boy.

A group of people with nothing to do got together to chat and drink, and occasionally they would fight and make trouble and pay some money. The person involved lived a gloomy day, and the spectators around him also watched the lively and happy day.

It's just that the person involved today is Ye Huaijiu, he doesn't want to be a joke in the eyes of others at all, and he doesn't care about being silent and high-profile regardless of his past life or present life.

Ye Huaijiu doesn't want to do a scene in the eyes of others, and he doesn't like to watch other people's scenes. He just wants to be a quiet passerby, but others obviously don't give him this opportunity.

"Brother, what does your wife have to do with me when she takes a look at me? Could it be that if you take a bite of an apple, the apple has the right to say 'no'?" Facing the tall and burly young man beside him, Ye Huai Jiu tried his best to smile, and controlled the thought of hitting people. People in the mortal world are too weak to bear his punch. If you kill someone, you have to bear the cause and effect.

"My lord misunderstood, Lianyu and this group of strong men just met by chance." The woman knelt slightly to signal, and then turned to look at the young man who dragged her downstairs just now, "Keep in mind the life-saving kindness of a strong man, Lianyu, you can use your body Xu Lianyu is also unwilling, and if she has a chance, she will definitely be married."

Lianyu walked up to Ye Huaijiu, she was about to cry, but she pretended to be strong, "Lianyu caused the young master to suffer an unknown injustice today, and if there is a need in the future, I will pay it back."

Knocking on the table with his knuckles for a long time, Ye Huaijiu didn't look at Lianyu, but looked at the young man with interest, except for the question he asked himself just now, he didn't speak again, but looked at Lianyu with a complicated expression.

"Lianyu, which one is pity? Is it self-pity, or Pinghu Miaomiaolian Fengqing?" [Note 2] Ye Huaijiu opened the fan and quickly fanned it in front of his nose, as if the smell affected his tasting.

Even Song Zhinan couldn't sit still, "Brother, lend me a few fan blows too, the smell is too pungent."

The young man didn't know what the two of them were doing, but the girl named Lianyu had already noticed something was wrong and ran away.

Ye Huaijiu, who had been prepared for a long time, beat Lianyu back to her original shape with a palm, and lifted her back, "What are you running for? It's not that easy to get away after attracting my attention."

Then he looked at the shocked young man again, "Master, let's go to another place and talk about it in detail?"

"Aoxi thank you for saving my life, sir." Aoxi clasped her fists as a signal, "There is a small yard temporarily rented at the inn next door. The two gentlemen can talk about it here if they don't mind it."

I don’t mind, of course I don’t mind, I didn’t take any money when I went out, and now I’m so taken aback, don’t ask why Ye Huaijiu doesn’t use spells to make money. Stones made of calcium cannot be turned into gold elements.

So he picked up one stone after another in Song Zhinan's eyes looking at the monkey, and finally couldn't help sighing, "Science does not deceive me."

After a few people walked out of the inn, Ao Xi realized that the three of them plus a fox seemed to have no sense of existence. The people watching the play just now seemed to have not paid attention to the scene of people turning into foxes. He couldn't help but shiver.

"The two elders, Lianyu, no, this fox..."

Ye Huaijiu was a little annoyed by the noise, he really wanted to pick his ears with his fingers indecently, but remembered his unparalleled appearance, so he endured it again.

"The two of us brothers smelled a fox smell as soon as we entered the door, but we didn't expect this little fox to come to us on its own initiative." Ye Huaijiu poked the fox's sharp nose with a fan, "How can you Pinghu Letting out a small fox like you, in the early stage of foundation establishment, it hasn't been long since it took shape, Lian Xin?"

"Squeak." Lian Xin habitually squeaked before realizing that she could speak even in her own form, "You sneaked out, Master Immortal, it's a big taboo for us to be exposed in front of mortals, it has nothing to do with me relationship."

Lian Xin's first reaction was to disregard the relationship. She had poor eyesight before and thought that there were such handsome and handsome young men in the mortal world, but now she can see that this kind of young talent is definitely from the great sect.

"Does the fairy know how to go back? I accidentally stepped into a crack when I was playful, fell here, and was rescued by this silly boy." Lian Xin kicked Aoxi with her hind leg, and then let it go as if nothing had happened. down.

Although Aoxi has a bad temper, he really hesitated to say anything more in front of this kind of supernatural being. He gave Lian Xin a secret look, and followed Ye Huaijiu step by step.

Ye Huaijiu glanced at him, "It's my business to break the taboo or not, now let's talk about your business, coming to the Mortal Realm was an accident, then you seduce this stupid... what's going on with this Aoxi?"

"I'm wronged, it's because he thought it was dangerous for the little girl to go on the road alone, so he personally protected him. I can't see seduce him." Lian Xin quietly glanced at Ye Huaijiu. Her people glanced at the taciturn young man holding a sword next to him, well, this kind of cold young man also suits her taste, it is really difficult to choose.

Feeling the prying eyes, Song Zhinan frowned and drew his sword, but was blocked by Ye Huaijiu's fan, and gave a look of not acting rashly, then looked at Lian Xin and sighed melancholy, "Since even a little monster like you has been exiled to the mortal world , It seems that the gap is quite big, and I don't know how many people have sneaked in, the world is going to be in chaos."

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[Note 1] From Su Shi's "Red Cliff Fu"

[Note 2] From Zou Denglong's "Plucking Lotus"

Pre-acquisition "Tearing the Cannon Fodder Script by Hand and Me and Bai Yueguang's Substitute He (Through the Book)"

Although Shen Ge is an unfavored young master from a wealthy family, he also has a hypocritical stepmother, a smiling half-brother, and a scumbag father who has a stepmother and is a stepdad. A marriage contract that the rich second generation would envy.

It wasn't until he had a dream that he realized that he was just the cannon fodder male third in a white moonlight literature, and his fiancé, whom everyone envied, was the scumbag male protagonist Gong who stepped on three boats. Squatting in the room, Shen Ge, the marriage partner, is holding the double's hand and talking affectionately.

Shen Ge hardened, his fist hardened.

However, through investigation, it was found out that Bai Yueguang was his childhood friend, and the substitute was his friend's cousin who lived abroad.

Since the only scumbag in the four-corner relationship is an outsider, then let it go, after all, the triangle relationship is the most stable.

Iron doors, iron windows, and iron chains, the scumbag inside the door wiped his tears, and the three outside the door fought against the landlord.

There was a problem with the company of the scumbag father, and he pimped Shen Ge again. Shen Ge took the bottom line and eloped with the poor boy on the spot.

The scumbag father was admitted to the hospital in a fit of rage, and when he needed a blood transfusion, he discovered that his youngest son was not his own species.

The poor boy on the other side has become a young talent praised by everyone.

Until people in the circle discovered that Shen Ge's partner was his fiancé Bai Yueguang's stand-in.

Shen Ge smiled modestly, his face full of gratitude: Although his fiancé is not a good person, he is a good matchmaker.