you have the ability to wear a skirt

Tool people don't need a name, at least, Fang Zilu thinks he doesn't.

Jian Liang stared at the other party for a long time, her expression slowly changing from "what is this idiot talking about" to "this person is really hopeless".

He has seen thick-skinned and shameless people, but he has never seen one who throws his face on the ground and steps on it when he is done.

Tool person Fang Mou.

It is simply shocking that Jane has been cool for 800 years.

Also incomprehensible were Liao Ming and Tang Xiao.

They don't understand why their brothers chase people when they chase them, why they want to be licking dogs.

"You don't understand." Fang Zilu didn't bother to explain, and dismissed people with one sentence.

Although he really didn't want to admit it, Jian Liangyi can be said to be pretty good to Feng Min.

It's just that he had a relationship with him in his childhood, and this kind of behavior can at best be regarded as...repaying a favor.

If you want to chase after Jian Liangyi, you can't even show his attitude towards Feng Min, so why bother.

"Even if you want to lick the dog, you have to be the one that starts with the last word."

"The most stupid?" Tang Xiao asked.

Fang Zilu frowned: "Get lost."

Liao Ming raised his hand and put his chin back which was about to fall,

He doesn't understand, and he doesn't want to understand.

All he knew was that love blinds and that love blinds the brain.

For example, the current Fang Zilu is already a disabled person who has been ruined by love.

And the body is disabled and the will is strong.

The resolute Fang Zilu began to fetch water and books for Jian Liangyi, and asked her about her health.

From the beginning, Jian Liangyi told him to leave, but now she can't wait to hide from him eight hundred feet away every day.

"You just like my face."

"No," Fang Zilu said sincerely, "I still like your brains that got into Yuda University, your strength to kick people away with one kick, and your courage to bite me twice."

Jane coolly turned her head and left.

"It's not wrong to look good," Fang Zilu continued to follow him to be his provocative machine, "It's like I never thought it was a sin for me to be rich."

"You are sick."

"Yes, yes, I am sick."

"You are a sucker?"

"Yes, yes, I'm an idiot."

"..."

The dog skin plaster was stuck and could not be torn off, Jian Liangyi's three views were refreshed repeatedly by Fang Zilu every day.

She can't go away even if she is beaten, and she doesn't bother to scold him, as soon as Jian Liangyi sees Fang Zilu, she can't wait to pick up the sole of her shoe and slap Fang Zilu's mouth.

It's like a machine, it's so noisy.

But he didn't mention changing the dormitory again.

It was a holiday on November [-], Jian Liangyi did not go home, neither did Fang Zilu.

The two of them had nothing to do and set up a lazy table in the dormitory, sat on the floor and drank two bottles of beer.

I didn't feel satisfied after drinking half a course, so I ordered takeaway in the middle of the night and refilled a few more pots.

Jian Liangyi couldn't drink enough, and Fang Zilu was about to collapse before he showed his face.

"How can you sleep with peace of mind this time?" Fang Zilu poked Jian Liangyi's blushing face with his index finger, "Are you not guarding against me?"

Jian Liang opened Fang Zilu's hand, and leaned against the bed.

It wasn't that he was defenseless, he felt that if Fang Zilu had any crooked intentions, he would have already attacked Jiang Sheng together, and there was no need to chase after him pitifully as a licking dog.

Lick the dog.

Jane coolly thought it was funny.

In fact, growing up so big, he also met people like Fang Zilu.

There are men and women, teenagers and tens of years old. Those people seem to treat him well, but after a while they see that their goals are not achieved, so they give up.

What's even more despicable, even if they didn't succeed in their purpose, they would bite him back and spread rumors everywhere to say bad things about him.

Jian Liangyi didn't live too long, but she seemed to have shed all kinds of darkness.

Means nothing.

"What are you and Jiang Sheng planning?" Jian Liangyi stretched her legs and kicked Fang Zilu while she was drunk.

No shoes, bare feet, not itchy enough to kick.

Fang Zilu lowered his hand to hold Jian Liangyi's ankle, the boy's skin was smooth and cool, as if he was holding a piece of fine white jade.

"No, I'm honest."

Fang Zilu's voice drifted away.

"Fart," Jian Liangyi retracted her legs, turned around and climbed onto her bed, "I saw the fucking last time..."

For some reason, he had an unreasonable trust in Fang Zilu.

Even if he saw the other party and Jiang Sheng on the small balcony together, he didn't believe that Fang Zilu would do anything to hurt him.

"Jiang Sheng and I are in the same junior high school." Jian Liangyi stared at the ceiling, then closed her eyes, "Do you know all about it?"

I fell asleep with my head next to the pillow, and slept until dawn the next day.

At nine o'clock in the morning, Jian Liangyi's cell phone "buzzed" on the table for a long time and no one cared about it.

Fang Zilu thought it was an alarm, and while he was half asleep and half awake, he picked up his slippers and went there, and turned on the screen without even looking at it.

A female voice came from the microphone.

I didn't hear what was said very clearly, but I definitely said something, which made Fang Zilu sober.

"I'm going?" Fang Zilu turned around and took a step before realizing that it wasn't an alarm clock just now, "Phone?"

He squinted his eyes and leaned over again, and saw the words "Liang Yuebai" displayed on the screen.

"Jian Liangyi, you're on the phone." Fang Zilu took the phone to Jian Liangyi's bedside, Jian Liangyi took it with her arms outstretched, and hung up after seeing the name.

Fang Zilu was just about to sleep on the bed again, when seeing Jian Liangyi's abnormal behavior, he started to suffer from old mother's disease: "Hey? Are you sleeping stupidly? The phone, what are you doing when you hang up?"

Jian Liangyi turned over with the quilt in her arms, not wanting to talk to him.

Fang Zilu muttered to himself what the hell this guy was doing again, but as soon as he turned around, the phone rang again.

"Be sober," he took the phone over before Jane got angry, "There is a call."

Jian Liang tied her head under the quilt, pretending to be a fool.

He had a terrible headache and wanted to sleep.

Fang Zilu hesitated for a moment, then connected the phone.

Always tell the other party what kind of virtue Jian Liangyi is now.

However, he didn't expect that Liang Yuebai, who had written his name and surname on the phone, turned out to be Jian Liangyi's mother.

"Hey, yes..."

"Hello, auntie, hello..."

"I'm Jane Liangyi's roommate, he's sleeping..."

"Me, my name is Fang Zilu."

"You are downstairs, hey, then I will go down, hey, please wait for me for a few minutes..."

Fang Zilu said "Hey" endlessly, while looking for his pants and clothes to pull on himself.

The small table in the middle of the dormitory hadn't been put away yet, and he accidentally bumped into a corner, spilling the bamboo skewers on the floor.

The first time he met his parents was so sudden, which made him a little flustered.

After washing his face and brushing his teeth in 3 minutes, Fang Zilu rushed out of the bathroom grabbing a towel.

He went downstairs in a panic, not forgetting to pluck the messy dog ​​hair on his head a few times in the elevator.

On the first day of the National Day holiday, many students who hadn’t left school were dragging their suitcases and walking outside the dormitory with a "hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!"

Fang Zilu ran out of the gate against the sun, and he saw a five-meter-long Bentley Mercedes.

I'm going... Whose prince boards the plane, and the cars drive downstairs in the dormitory?

Fang Zilu has seen a lot of luxury cars and is not interested in them.

He looked away, squinted his eyes and looked for Ms. Liang Yuebai.

I searched around but couldn't find it, but there was movement in the Prince's car.

First, the driver came out and opened the door of the back seat, and then a worker in a suit with an umbrella walked around from the other side.

Fang Zilu stood in place like a tree with a crooked neck, watching a lady in a retro Chinese style skirt get out of the car gracefully as if watching a movie.

Oh, it's not the prince's car, but Yang Guifei's.

The lady was wearing white leather shoes, holding a pearl bag, wearing a diamond necklace, and had long dark chestnut curly hair.

Fang Zilu glanced over her, and could tell from her body that there were no less than five or six high-end luxury orders.

Wow, so rich.

This idea passed through Fang Zilu's mind, and he stopped suddenly when he saw the face of the other party.

This face...it really looks like Jane Liangyi.

"Is it Lulu?"

Fang Zilu almost didn't realize where Lulu came from.

"Ah?" He pointed to himself, "You called me?"

Liang Yuebai's eyes curved, and a pair of dimples appeared on his lips.

Under the cover of the sun umbrella, Fang Zilu saw the other party's dark blue pupils.

"Hi, I'm Yiyi's mother."

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The author has something to say:

Fang Zilu: Beautiful mother-in-law! (shock)

God, I am so early today, I am touched by myself.