Captain, he's teasing the captain again
Chapter 19 Half Sequences of Speech
As soon as Jiang Jin finished speaking, Xu Xingyao had already found the right opportunity and rushed out.
He avoided the attack range of the swordsman and swordsman on the opposite side, and directly selected the elemental mage on the opposite side to deal a set of damage. The other elemental mage left.
Xu Xingyao's operation did not stop at all, he quickly switched the target to the other party's healer, and said in a simple way: "Hold on for another five seconds, and kill the healer after five seconds."
Jiang Jin avoided the oncoming knife light with ease, and the corners of his mouth slightly raised: "It's only five seconds, I can take as long as I want."
Several other people in the team also reacted at this time. The doctor quickly followed and gave Xu Xingyao a mouthful of blood. Yanshi released the mechanism to the crowd. Xu Xingyao counted silently. Five seconds later, he and Jiang Jin released the big move at the same time. Successfully cooperated to kill the opposite doctor again.
I originally thought that the teammate who was paddling would kill the two opponents in a row, but I was completely dumbfounded, and I was as quiet as a chicken for a while, and I didn't dare to make a sound.
It's just that Jiang Jin is not a forgetful person. Seeing that there was no pressure on the field, Jiang Jin had a flash of inspiration and began to rub his hands eagerly, ready to do something for fun.
"Hey, that spearman, the place where you are standing is too dangerous, take two steps back." Jiang Jin retracted his bow, stood on the rock and pointed at me, Ben Fansu, "Yes, this is the position. No, I still Just a little bit to the left, that's it, don't move any more."
I was ordinary and afraid of offending the boss again, so I obediently followed Jiang Jin's wishes and stood over.While standing, he asked cautiously: "Uh, is it okay to just stand like this?"
Jiang Jin sat down on the spot, lazily perfunctory: "Well, just stand still."
Xu Xingyao, who was fighting bloody battle, took time to glance at my ordinary position, and instantly understood: "What are you doing..."
Jiang Jin interrupted him mysteriously: "Shh, don't be distracted, just wait and see the good show."
A few seconds later, several thunderbolts suddenly descended from the sky, and without exception, they all stably landed on the body of me who was standing still, and I saw that my blood volume was rapidly reduced and cleared at a speed visible to the naked eye. , until it is completely grayed out.
I, the common man, haven't realized what's going on, so I put a question mark in the team in doubt.
Jiang Jin turned on the microphone, and his voice was lazily and somewhat uninhibited: "Ask what number, this is a small punishment for you, don't be so annoying when you talk in the future. Also, my captain is the most powerful, remember Yet?"
I was subdued by Jiang Jin, and after holding back for a long time, I said "sorry" disheartenedly, and didn't say anything more.
Hearing this, although Xu Xingyao's facial expression remained unchanged, the part covered by the earphones quietly turned red.
He took the initiative to stand up and speak for him when he was criticized on the Internet, then rescued him from Xu Xusheng at the gate of the base, then paid the breach of contract fee for himself, signed himself to Jiye, and finally took action today to solve the scolding him. passerby.
Jiang Jin defended him again.
At first, the one who was considered an enemy helped him time and time again, but the one who thought he was a friend at first stepped on him hard in the back.
In just a few months, everything has turned upside down, and the relationship between people really can't just look at the appearance.
Xu Xingyao closed his eyes hard to stabilize his mind, and at the same time released the finisher in his hand, taking away the last remaining enemy on the field.
Easy win.
The moment the settlement interface came out, Xu Xingyao let out a long breath of relief. He switched back to the live broadcast room to interact with the water friends and divert his attention for a while. Not surprisingly, another barrage of bullets swiped the screen.
[I'm a mother, I know it's brothers and friends helping each other, but I don't know it, I'm afraid it's some kind of bloody drama where an enemy turns into a lover]
[Indeed, although Jiang Jin, a doggy man, has always been protective of his shortcomings, but this time I just look at it and feel that something is wrong]
[Can the previous one stop the divergence of thinking?Didn’t you see Yaoyao’s complexion is not good? He obviously doesn’t want to play along with Jiang Jin’s hype, okay?]
[Why did you hype it?Are you a roundworm in Xingliu's belly?Who used a knife to force him to duo with Jing Jing and start a live broadcast? 】
[To be reasonable, these two fans are the most tear-off I've ever seen. They have already turned enemies into friends, and it's enough for you fans to quarrel here.]
[That's right, what's the fuss, I think they have a good relationship, and no one wants to know why Jhin is called Captain Xingliu? 】
[Maybe called Captain outside, privately called Bushi (bushi)]
Xu Xingyao picked through a few of them, and felt that some of them had stigmatized Jiang Jin too much, and then thought of how many times the other party had rescued him, Xu Xingyao felt that it was necessary to do something to explain Jiang Jin.
Xu Xingyao was racking his brains to organize his words. Suddenly, there was a pause in the live broadcast room, and then the whole screen was filled with the heart of the ocean special effect.
In the gorgeous heart of the ocean that is full of screens, a delicate system announcement on the top is particularly eye-catching: [Jin sent 21 hearts of the ocean to Xingliu and successfully became the diamond guardian of Xingliu]
Immediately afterwards, a line of bold and colorful replies popped up on the barrage.
[Jin: Thank you for your concern, we have a very good relationship [smile] [Sun]]
Xu Xingyao's eyelids twitched, and he could only thank him according to his words: "Thank you Jiang...Thank you for the captain's gift. We are very harmonious. Don't make random guesses."
[Cub, blink if you are kidnapped]
【Thank you everyone, we love each other very much.jpg[狗头][狗头]】
[Although I just came here, I feel that Yaoyao is much more relaxed than when he was in Feiyu_(:з)∠)_]
【Yaoyao promise me!Stay away from Jiang Jin!Mom doesn't want you to become as funny as Jiang Jin qaq]
[Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Jiang Jin didn't know what he saw, and a burst of hearty laughter suddenly came from the earphones.Xu Xingyao was a little dazed when he heard it. Jiang Jin probably saw his expression from the video in the live broadcast room, and reminded him in a warm voice: "Don't be in a daze, let's line up."
As soon as he reminded him, Xu Xingyao quickly glanced at the video to adjust his expression, then drank the cold water on the side, and pressed match again.
Jiang Jin and Xu Xingyao complemented each other very well. In the past, Xu Xingyao often couldn't say a few words in one night when he was broadcasting alone. After Jiang Jin came, it was obviously much more lively, and he said a few jokes from time to time, which made Xu Xingyao talk a lot more. sentence.
The two lined up in doubles all night, and the popularity of the live broadcast room became more and more popular. By the end, the number of fans of both sides had increased a lot.
You Tianyu, who missed the live broadcast, was scrolling through the team's Weibo super chat to make up the screen recording made up by fans, and at the same time vigorously expressed protest in the group: [Why did you secretly double row and not take me?Can't three people line up?Or is the strongest offensive astrologer in our server not worthy to play with you? ? 】
Jiang Jin replied lazily: [Double row training is more effective, the tacit understanding is improved more, and it is more targeted. 】
You Tianyu refused to accept it, and posted four or five crying emojis.
[You Tianyu: It's fine, only you need a tacit understanding, I just follow the eyes and act [猫猫流泪.jpg]]
[You Tianyu: But there is one thing I want to remind you, your baby Tianyu's birthday is coming soon!If the birthday gift doesn't satisfy me, you will lose your bound milk! @江灰]
[You Tianyu: Are you free the day after tomorrow?I invite everyone to dinner~@Everyone]
Xu Xingyao was just lying on the bed after taking a shower, when he saw @全员信息 from You Tianyu on his mobile phone.
Speaking of which, this was the first time he had received someone's birthday invitation. He had no idea about birthdays since he was a child, and he had received only a handful of gifts, so naturally he didn't know what birthday gift was appropriate.
After thinking about it, Xu Xingyao clicked on Jiang Jin's WeChat.
[Xingliu: What are you going to give Tianyu for his birthday? 】
[Xingliu: I haven't given anyone a birthday present, can you... Please help me choose one?I will transfer the money to you]
Xu Xingyao waited for a while, and Jiang Jin's reply came.
【Jiang Jin: No need】
[Jiang Jin: Don't worry about the gift, I will prepare it for you, as for the money, you don't have to transfer it to me, keep it for yourself]
Xu Xingyao didn't want to take advantage of others for nothing, so he transferred 2000 on the spot, and within a minute the transfer prompt came, and Jiang Jin transferred 1.
【Jiang Jin: If you want to spin, I can't stop it, but no matter how much you spin, I will spin one more zero than you. 】
[Jiang Jin: That's the end of the story, if Team Xu still insists on trying...then I can only understand that you are understanding my financial situation [Wang Chai]]
Half incredulous and half curious, Xu Xingyao clicked on the transfer again, and tried to lose 20000.However, after entering the password, a prompt of transfer failure popped up - he didn't have that much money in his balance at all.
Xu Xingyao was at a loss, all his net worth added up was not enough for him to find out Jiang Jin's background, he thought for a while, and typed a reply: [Alright, I owe you first, and I will buy it later on your birthday. The more expensive ones will be paid back to you. 】
Xu Xingyao thought, anyway, Jiang Jin doesn't know his birthday, so as long as he doesn't tell, he can't give it away, and the favor can be repaid.
After a while, Jiang Jin sent a voice message.
"If I understand correctly, is Captain Xu inquiring about my birthday? Well, then listen carefully—"
The voice suddenly disappeared here, Xu Xingyao put the phone close to his ear and turned the volume up to the maximum, but he could only faintly hear a very soft breath, in which there seemed to be the word "I", and Xu Xingyao couldn't hear anything else clearly .
Xu Xingyao typed: [The voice is too low for me to hear clearly, please say it again. 】
Jiang Jin replied almost instantly.
[Jiang Jin: How can you keep saying this kind of thing, anyway, I have already told you, you can keep it for yourself and listen to it several times. 】
【Jiang Jin: It's getting late, go to sleep, good night. [star] [sun]]
After this message was sent, Jiang Jin's input status also disappeared. Xu Xingyao had no choice but to go back and click on that voice again.
Xu Xingyao sat cross-legged on the bed, listening to Jiang Jin's voice over and over again. After playing it seven or eight times, Xu Xingyao suddenly realized with belatedness——
He was played by Jiang Jin.
Jiang Jin has a lot of criminal records, so it's not unusual for him to play such silly pranks.The more Xu Xingyao thought about it, the more angry he became. He opened the system's default emoticon interface, pressed a long string of pig heads, and then clicked send.
After posting, Xu Xingyao still felt that it was not enough, so he opened Jiang Jin's notes and added a pig's head emoji.
After finishing everything, Xu Xingyao looked at the screen full of pigs in the dialogue with Jiang Jin, and finally laughed out of contentment.
--------------------
The author has something to say:
What is this called...Zhu Bajin teasing his wife? [dog head]
If I remember correctly, the next chapter seems, seems, to embrace
thanks for reading.
He avoided the attack range of the swordsman and swordsman on the opposite side, and directly selected the elemental mage on the opposite side to deal a set of damage. The other elemental mage left.
Xu Xingyao's operation did not stop at all, he quickly switched the target to the other party's healer, and said in a simple way: "Hold on for another five seconds, and kill the healer after five seconds."
Jiang Jin avoided the oncoming knife light with ease, and the corners of his mouth slightly raised: "It's only five seconds, I can take as long as I want."
Several other people in the team also reacted at this time. The doctor quickly followed and gave Xu Xingyao a mouthful of blood. Yanshi released the mechanism to the crowd. Xu Xingyao counted silently. Five seconds later, he and Jiang Jin released the big move at the same time. Successfully cooperated to kill the opposite doctor again.
I originally thought that the teammate who was paddling would kill the two opponents in a row, but I was completely dumbfounded, and I was as quiet as a chicken for a while, and I didn't dare to make a sound.
It's just that Jiang Jin is not a forgetful person. Seeing that there was no pressure on the field, Jiang Jin had a flash of inspiration and began to rub his hands eagerly, ready to do something for fun.
"Hey, that spearman, the place where you are standing is too dangerous, take two steps back." Jiang Jin retracted his bow, stood on the rock and pointed at me, Ben Fansu, "Yes, this is the position. No, I still Just a little bit to the left, that's it, don't move any more."
I was ordinary and afraid of offending the boss again, so I obediently followed Jiang Jin's wishes and stood over.While standing, he asked cautiously: "Uh, is it okay to just stand like this?"
Jiang Jin sat down on the spot, lazily perfunctory: "Well, just stand still."
Xu Xingyao, who was fighting bloody battle, took time to glance at my ordinary position, and instantly understood: "What are you doing..."
Jiang Jin interrupted him mysteriously: "Shh, don't be distracted, just wait and see the good show."
A few seconds later, several thunderbolts suddenly descended from the sky, and without exception, they all stably landed on the body of me who was standing still, and I saw that my blood volume was rapidly reduced and cleared at a speed visible to the naked eye. , until it is completely grayed out.
I, the common man, haven't realized what's going on, so I put a question mark in the team in doubt.
Jiang Jin turned on the microphone, and his voice was lazily and somewhat uninhibited: "Ask what number, this is a small punishment for you, don't be so annoying when you talk in the future. Also, my captain is the most powerful, remember Yet?"
I was subdued by Jiang Jin, and after holding back for a long time, I said "sorry" disheartenedly, and didn't say anything more.
Hearing this, although Xu Xingyao's facial expression remained unchanged, the part covered by the earphones quietly turned red.
He took the initiative to stand up and speak for him when he was criticized on the Internet, then rescued him from Xu Xusheng at the gate of the base, then paid the breach of contract fee for himself, signed himself to Jiye, and finally took action today to solve the scolding him. passerby.
Jiang Jin defended him again.
At first, the one who was considered an enemy helped him time and time again, but the one who thought he was a friend at first stepped on him hard in the back.
In just a few months, everything has turned upside down, and the relationship between people really can't just look at the appearance.
Xu Xingyao closed his eyes hard to stabilize his mind, and at the same time released the finisher in his hand, taking away the last remaining enemy on the field.
Easy win.
The moment the settlement interface came out, Xu Xingyao let out a long breath of relief. He switched back to the live broadcast room to interact with the water friends and divert his attention for a while. Not surprisingly, another barrage of bullets swiped the screen.
[I'm a mother, I know it's brothers and friends helping each other, but I don't know it, I'm afraid it's some kind of bloody drama where an enemy turns into a lover]
[Indeed, although Jiang Jin, a doggy man, has always been protective of his shortcomings, but this time I just look at it and feel that something is wrong]
[Can the previous one stop the divergence of thinking?Didn’t you see Yaoyao’s complexion is not good? He obviously doesn’t want to play along with Jiang Jin’s hype, okay?]
[Why did you hype it?Are you a roundworm in Xingliu's belly?Who used a knife to force him to duo with Jing Jing and start a live broadcast? 】
[To be reasonable, these two fans are the most tear-off I've ever seen. They have already turned enemies into friends, and it's enough for you fans to quarrel here.]
[That's right, what's the fuss, I think they have a good relationship, and no one wants to know why Jhin is called Captain Xingliu? 】
[Maybe called Captain outside, privately called Bushi (bushi)]
Xu Xingyao picked through a few of them, and felt that some of them had stigmatized Jiang Jin too much, and then thought of how many times the other party had rescued him, Xu Xingyao felt that it was necessary to do something to explain Jiang Jin.
Xu Xingyao was racking his brains to organize his words. Suddenly, there was a pause in the live broadcast room, and then the whole screen was filled with the heart of the ocean special effect.
In the gorgeous heart of the ocean that is full of screens, a delicate system announcement on the top is particularly eye-catching: [Jin sent 21 hearts of the ocean to Xingliu and successfully became the diamond guardian of Xingliu]
Immediately afterwards, a line of bold and colorful replies popped up on the barrage.
[Jin: Thank you for your concern, we have a very good relationship [smile] [Sun]]
Xu Xingyao's eyelids twitched, and he could only thank him according to his words: "Thank you Jiang...Thank you for the captain's gift. We are very harmonious. Don't make random guesses."
[Cub, blink if you are kidnapped]
【Thank you everyone, we love each other very much.jpg[狗头][狗头]】
[Although I just came here, I feel that Yaoyao is much more relaxed than when he was in Feiyu_(:з)∠)_]
【Yaoyao promise me!Stay away from Jiang Jin!Mom doesn't want you to become as funny as Jiang Jin qaq]
[Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Jiang Jin didn't know what he saw, and a burst of hearty laughter suddenly came from the earphones.Xu Xingyao was a little dazed when he heard it. Jiang Jin probably saw his expression from the video in the live broadcast room, and reminded him in a warm voice: "Don't be in a daze, let's line up."
As soon as he reminded him, Xu Xingyao quickly glanced at the video to adjust his expression, then drank the cold water on the side, and pressed match again.
Jiang Jin and Xu Xingyao complemented each other very well. In the past, Xu Xingyao often couldn't say a few words in one night when he was broadcasting alone. After Jiang Jin came, it was obviously much more lively, and he said a few jokes from time to time, which made Xu Xingyao talk a lot more. sentence.
The two lined up in doubles all night, and the popularity of the live broadcast room became more and more popular. By the end, the number of fans of both sides had increased a lot.
You Tianyu, who missed the live broadcast, was scrolling through the team's Weibo super chat to make up the screen recording made up by fans, and at the same time vigorously expressed protest in the group: [Why did you secretly double row and not take me?Can't three people line up?Or is the strongest offensive astrologer in our server not worthy to play with you? ? 】
Jiang Jin replied lazily: [Double row training is more effective, the tacit understanding is improved more, and it is more targeted. 】
You Tianyu refused to accept it, and posted four or five crying emojis.
[You Tianyu: It's fine, only you need a tacit understanding, I just follow the eyes and act [猫猫流泪.jpg]]
[You Tianyu: But there is one thing I want to remind you, your baby Tianyu's birthday is coming soon!If the birthday gift doesn't satisfy me, you will lose your bound milk! @江灰]
[You Tianyu: Are you free the day after tomorrow?I invite everyone to dinner~@Everyone]
Xu Xingyao was just lying on the bed after taking a shower, when he saw @全员信息 from You Tianyu on his mobile phone.
Speaking of which, this was the first time he had received someone's birthday invitation. He had no idea about birthdays since he was a child, and he had received only a handful of gifts, so naturally he didn't know what birthday gift was appropriate.
After thinking about it, Xu Xingyao clicked on Jiang Jin's WeChat.
[Xingliu: What are you going to give Tianyu for his birthday? 】
[Xingliu: I haven't given anyone a birthday present, can you... Please help me choose one?I will transfer the money to you]
Xu Xingyao waited for a while, and Jiang Jin's reply came.
【Jiang Jin: No need】
[Jiang Jin: Don't worry about the gift, I will prepare it for you, as for the money, you don't have to transfer it to me, keep it for yourself]
Xu Xingyao didn't want to take advantage of others for nothing, so he transferred 2000 on the spot, and within a minute the transfer prompt came, and Jiang Jin transferred 1.
【Jiang Jin: If you want to spin, I can't stop it, but no matter how much you spin, I will spin one more zero than you. 】
[Jiang Jin: That's the end of the story, if Team Xu still insists on trying...then I can only understand that you are understanding my financial situation [Wang Chai]]
Half incredulous and half curious, Xu Xingyao clicked on the transfer again, and tried to lose 20000.However, after entering the password, a prompt of transfer failure popped up - he didn't have that much money in his balance at all.
Xu Xingyao was at a loss, all his net worth added up was not enough for him to find out Jiang Jin's background, he thought for a while, and typed a reply: [Alright, I owe you first, and I will buy it later on your birthday. The more expensive ones will be paid back to you. 】
Xu Xingyao thought, anyway, Jiang Jin doesn't know his birthday, so as long as he doesn't tell, he can't give it away, and the favor can be repaid.
After a while, Jiang Jin sent a voice message.
"If I understand correctly, is Captain Xu inquiring about my birthday? Well, then listen carefully—"
The voice suddenly disappeared here, Xu Xingyao put the phone close to his ear and turned the volume up to the maximum, but he could only faintly hear a very soft breath, in which there seemed to be the word "I", and Xu Xingyao couldn't hear anything else clearly .
Xu Xingyao typed: [The voice is too low for me to hear clearly, please say it again. 】
Jiang Jin replied almost instantly.
[Jiang Jin: How can you keep saying this kind of thing, anyway, I have already told you, you can keep it for yourself and listen to it several times. 】
【Jiang Jin: It's getting late, go to sleep, good night. [star] [sun]]
After this message was sent, Jiang Jin's input status also disappeared. Xu Xingyao had no choice but to go back and click on that voice again.
Xu Xingyao sat cross-legged on the bed, listening to Jiang Jin's voice over and over again. After playing it seven or eight times, Xu Xingyao suddenly realized with belatedness——
He was played by Jiang Jin.
Jiang Jin has a lot of criminal records, so it's not unusual for him to play such silly pranks.The more Xu Xingyao thought about it, the more angry he became. He opened the system's default emoticon interface, pressed a long string of pig heads, and then clicked send.
After posting, Xu Xingyao still felt that it was not enough, so he opened Jiang Jin's notes and added a pig's head emoji.
After finishing everything, Xu Xingyao looked at the screen full of pigs in the dialogue with Jiang Jin, and finally laughed out of contentment.
--------------------
The author has something to say:
What is this called...Zhu Bajin teasing his wife? [dog head]
If I remember correctly, the next chapter seems, seems, to embrace
thanks for reading.
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