A romantic 233

"A Romantic 233" Author: 一路春白/Wen Bai

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Ji Sangen, Huang Yu Sand Sculpture Cookies (includes cp: Huang Yu, Fang Wang, Lu Liu)

[Association][Socksar]: Sir, don’t get so angry, I will definitely save you and avenge you, and I will kill that Wangbuliuxing for you first#欢乐

[Association][Troublesome Night Rain]: …………… Be good, it’s good that you stand by the side and look as beautiful as a flower, and leave the fights to others

[Guild][Socksaar]: Trust me, it’s ok

Suokesar squeezed out of Blue Rain's crowd, and stood between the two groups who were looking at each other but hadn't made a move yet, with a dignified appearance.

[Recent Chat][Socksar]: [Socksar] became more and more sad when he thought about it, and couldn't help but burst into tears.

[Recent Chat][Socksar]: Goblin!Return my grandfather!

Everyone present fell into a mysterious sluggishness, and in the sluggishness, Wang Buliuxing suddenly disappeared in place.

[Association][Socksar]: #欢乐报告主, I’m so handsome that Wang Buliuxing was scared off the line

[Guild][Trouble at the Night Rain]: ……………………………………………………………………………………………… ...... Fuck

Wang Jiexi: "...Yu Wenzhou, you put down that network cable and we can still be good roommates."

Yu Wenzhou: "One meal."

"Three meals."

"A meal and a half."

"...Half your sister."

Part One · "A Romantic 22"

[Map][Troublesome Night Rain]: 8888 Daji Dali Hidden Sword finds a teammate 22 to do the task of earning coins#嗤#呵#Oh milk or DPS are both good. You have to be super handsome and scare the other side off the line#欢乐#欣喜欢给了带征就分散进入容可以为一个长【哔——】友#喜喜快快来来来来来时时间不感先人有意思的点我进入口目——

Huang Shaotian posted advertisements for friends over and over on the world channel, faction channel, map friend alliance chat, and even the guild channel, which was unanimously despised by the online gang.

[Gang Guild][Liu Yun]: Young Master Huang, can you stop swiping the screen!You brush faster than the world, I can't point to that person who sells stones!

[Guild][Trouble at the Night Rain]: What stones to buy! GUN came to play 22 with me!

[Gang Guild][Liu Yun]: No, I have a team at 22!You are looking for Grandma Xu!He is online!It's so convenient that you two roommates don't need to YY!

[Association][Soul Whisperer]: The pressure is great, I am innocent, I am here to help him in the battle #您by the way, I can’t do it either, I have a team with Song Xiaoda, why don’t you find a poisonous brother#您儿# Pitiful

[Guild Society][Eight Notes]: I am obsessed with Xiaben recently... I really have more than enough heart...but not enough strength...

[Guild] [Troublesome Night Rain]: You troublemakers have excuses!Forget about others, Xiao Lu, you hook up with Tiny Herb's enemies and you are so happy to be in group 22, be careful, I will transfer you to the idiot! #Contempt#Contempt#Contempt

[Guild] [Liu Yun]: Huh?People are so cute, you will never be able to form 22 teams if you mess up the groups #Poor

Huang Shaotian snorted disdainfully, and was about to type with his hands on the keyboard, when there was a sudden "ding—" in the earphone.

[Secret Chat][Arrangement]: Do you want 8300 milk flowers?

Look, what did you say that there are less than 22 teams!Here it comes!When Huang Shaotian was happy, he immediately formed a group of people, typing away.

[Team][Trouble in the Night Rain]: Yes, Xiaohuahua, don’t be afraid, I’ll take you to 1600#laugh

[Team][Arrangement]: Thank you, I will just do a task, wait a moment and I will wash a strange hole

Huang Shaotian fully agreed, and walked towards the entrance of the arena while showing nonsense on the guild channel. He saw that the small blue dot on the map was just in front of him, and when he pulled in the angle of view, he was still a bouncing little loli, with his face pinched very tightly. To his liking, Huang Shaotian happily fed him a candied haws.

[Recent Chat][Arrangement]: Brother Shengfan is a good man!

[Team] [Array]: ... I'm fine

[Team][Troublesome Night Rain]: Come on YY, YY number xxxxxxxx

There was no movement on the opposite side, and after 2 minutes, a white horse called "Buzheng" crawled into Huang Shaotian's channel. Huang Shaotian quickly put on a blue vest and dragged him into his small room.

"Hello, Xiaohuahua! Come and say something and I'll listen to you!"

[Team] [Array]: ...

"Don't say you don't have a microphone, don't say your roommate is asleep, don't say you have a sore throat, and don't call for help. How can I rest assured that your life is too short. I must hear what my 22 teammates say today!"

Xiao Hualuo called again with a series of ellipsis, and finally turned on the microphone: "Hey, can you hear me?"

Huang Shaotian was frightened: "Why are you a man! You can't lie to me with a voice changer! Didn't you learn this kind of white lie when you were in elementary school!"

"..." The voice of the formation was quite pleasant, with a slight smile, "Should we break up if you are a man?"

"No, no, I'm just very sad! There are so many transvestite accounts these days, don't they look like they have different accounts? Tell me how unmanly you are as a man playing loli accounts!"

"This number is not mine, I just helped him with the arena mission."

"Oh oh oh!" Huang Shaotian became interested again, "Then this number belongs to a cute girl?"

The light laughter of the formation lingered in Huang Shaotian's ears: "This number belongs to my uncle."

"…………"

"Mark Twain once said that the most important thing to play 22 is to be patient." Huang Shaotian said solemnly in YY, "It doesn't matter if you can't get in for a while, we must firmly believe that a lying corpse team is waiting for us on the opposite side. "

"..."

"I would like to give you some advice during this precious time. Don't you play arenas very often? In arenas, the most important thing is to cooperate. If you cooperate, you have to talk to YY! If you clear control and reduce damage If you’ve handed it over, you must call for help, and if you are restrained and can’t feed me, you must call me to pay attention. My little friend used to howl like a pig, so you can try it too? Hey, come on!”

After setting up the formation, Huang Shaotian waited for a long time before seeing him enter the Ice Breaking Valley of the Tianshan Mountains. He couldn't help but marvel: "You guys are so slow even entering the arena when you read Tiaogu."

"I got stuck just now." Buzhen said, "Sorry, I will pay attention to shouting."

"It's okay, you are breastfeeding well, but if there is a situation, you must remember to call me to make it smoother! The old rules, I nurse, you walk that DPS."

He set up the formation with a "hmm", diligently went around the pillars, jumped left and right in the sky, twirled coquettishly, and when he had no skills in his hand, he was stunned and beat up, and said sweetly to Liberty Mai : "The star building has been handed over!"

Huang Shaotian sprayed water on the keyboard, and Yunfei Yuhuang in his hand finally smashed the milk on the opposite side to death.

"Fuck my keyboard!!!" Huang Shaotian screamed, and flew out to beat up the remaining DPS, "You pay me for the keyboard!!!"

"You told me to call." The tone of the formation was very brisk, "What number do you want to look like?"

"I—" Huang Shaotian was at a loss for words, "You're making unreasonable words! Can you be more profane!"

"sure."

"……no need!"

After Huang Shaotian finished the match, he quickly tore a lot of toilet paper to wipe the keyboard, looked left and right and there was no major problem, and then clicked into the arena. This time the formation was set up before him, and the formation was focused on Naihua.

"Array."

"what?"

"Array!"

"Why are you so affectionate?"

"...Give me the eyes of the array..." Huang Shaotian said weakly.

[Guild] [Troublesome in the Night Rain]: Help! ! ! ! ! Group 22 is a pervert! ! ! ! ! !

[帮会][流云]：哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈善恶各有报天道好轮回！ #大笑#Laugh

[Guild Society][Eight Notes]: #大笑黄少You also have today!How holy!Ask for eight!

[Guild][Soul Whisperer]: Ask for eight!Ask for eight!Ask for eight! ! ! [Since I am on this account, I must have the awareness of this account

[Guild] [Tao Luo Sha Ming]: Eh?Is it the formation?I saw him in Huang Shao's small room, and it was locked, tsk tsk tsk

[Gang Guild][Tao Luo Sha Ming]: Wow!I saw the two of them come out, it's a flamboyant loli!

[Guild][Soul Whisperer]: Damn, there are girls who still abduct into the gang and call them perverted!With such a gang leader, it's our fault that we can't recruit girls!

[Guild] [Soul Whisperer] is offline.

[Guild] [Soul Whisperer] is online.

[Guild] [Guns and Bullets] is online.

[Guild] [Guns raining bullets]: Huh?Grandma Xu, aren't you offline?If you want to come up, say it too. Fortunately, the war just ended.

[Guild][Soul Whisperer]: Sorry sorry!thanks!I'm a little excited!I have major gossip to announce!

[Guild Guild][Eight Notes]: What kind of gossip you can’t say in YY

[Guild] [Soul Whisperer]: Young Master Huang is in the dormitory, what should I say!He is in JJC now, right?Can't see it?I just went to Y and found him in a small locked room with an unknown number, tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk there are a lot of used toilet paper in the dormitory#欢乐

When Huang Shaotian came out of the arena after playing ten games, he felt that the world had changed color.

[Guild Society][Troublesome Night Rain]: I can't do it, I want to tell you that Hualuo who played 22 with me on August [-] is too weird. It's the first time I've seen a live snake spirit in so many years! ! !

[Gang Guild][Liu Yun]: #Despise me don’t talk to dirty adults

[Guild][Guns and Bullets]: #Despise me don’t talk to dirty adults