[Soogen God] Keli's Great Adventure

Anyway, just keep the blood from splashing on her after the fight (cross out)

The light-blonde loli finished pinching the bouncy bomb and started to restore the Mond grilled fish. The two sisters and brothers Fuhei were also quietly making cookies, and only Gojo Wu was looking around restlessly.

He just made this strange-shaped cookie covered with dark chocolate crumbs in his hand, then stopped, ran to Fukuro Megumi and looked at Fukurotsu Miki's, tsk-tsk and muttered something " My cookies are still the best looking" "As expected of me".

When Xia Youjie came over to put the cookies away and put them in the oven, the two Fuhei brothers and sisters each made a tray, and the light blonde loli also made a dozen cookies that were a little difficult to make.

Baifa Zhengtai opened his innocent blue eyes and there were traces of chocolate on his face. He handed the one he made in his hand to Xia Youjie on a small tray.

"What is this?" Xia Youjie looked puzzled, he could see the prototype of the cookies made by Fu Hei's two siblings, even the slightly abstract cookies made by the light blonde loli could even guess Guess it easily...but he really can't see the small cookie that is the size of the child's palm.

"Brother Xia You, this is you! Do I look alike?" The 1.2-meter-long Mrs. Zheng smiled sweetly on her face, and her eyes, which were as clear as the clear sky, were full of anticipation. He waited for Xia You with confidence. You Jie praised him.

"Tch——" when Xia Youjie was silent, the light-blonde Lolita first sneered, and she deliberately turned on the fire, "Where does it look like? He doesn't have any characteristics of Brother Xia You—"

The black-haired dk was also holding the cookie and was speechless. He told himself in his heart: This is just a seven-year-old child, forget it.

Hearing this, Gojo Satoru was not happy, and he said loudly: "It's so similar! Look here, this is Brother Xia You's hair tied into a ball, here is Brother Xia You's strange bangs, and the white chocolate lines represent summer. Brother Oil's eyes..."

Xia Youjie could hardly keep the smile on his face when he listened to the brat's explanation, he said to himself several times in his heart that he is only seven years old, he is a child, don't fuss with the child...

So the question is, should he stuff this cookie in the oven?No matter how you think about it, it's weird...

"I made this on purpose to thank Brother Xia You for taking me in. Don't Brother Xia You like it?" Ever since Gojo Satoru became smaller, he seemed to be able to laugh and cry freely and act like a spoiled child. He looked at it pitifully. With Xia Youjie.

Try to impress your best friends with your cuteness after shrinking.

What can the black-haired DK do, he can only recognize by pinching his nose: "Thank you, handsome..."

'This name is also very strange. Couldn't Wu be a little more normal when he named his son? '

"However... the big family is too miserable, it's time to start staying behind when you're a teenager...",

Thinking of this, Xia Youjie's feeling of anger in his heart subsided a lot, and he looked at the white-haired young lady with a strange sympathy in his eyes.

"Brother Xia You likes it~" Gojo Wu sweetly called Brother Xia Youjie, and he secretly gave the light blonde Loli a smug look.

The light blond loli who stood beside her and untied the rope of her apron also smiled back, and then turned her body away to ignore this childish ghost.

"You can be proud, the more tolerant Xia Youjie is now, the worse you will be when you fall off the horse." '

Pieces of cookies were neatly arranged on the special tray for the oven. Xia Youjie put on the tray with thick cotton gloves and sent these cookies of different shapes into the oven.

The black-haired DK set the time according to the online tutorial, turned around and announced to the Loli Zhengtai: "Okay, now we just wait for the cookies to be baked and we're done. Thank you for your hard work. Are you going to watch cartoons in the living room?"

Watch TV quietly, and let him be quiet for a while... It is really difficult to bring up children.

"..." Fu Heihui felt that it didn't matter whether he watched TV or not. In fact, he didn't like watching TV very much, so he turned his head to look at Tsumiji. If Tsumiji wanted to watch it, he should watch it.

"Okay~" Gojo Satoru responded loudly, "It depends on Ultraman fighting little monsters!"

"I can do it." Fukurotsu Miki is probably the most worry-free child. It's not hard to guess, and she doesn't like to make troubles as much as Yayoi Kiruzuki and Gojo Satoru. A popular cute loli.

It's also rare for the light blonde Loli to express no objection. She thinks that she can show Xia Youjiedo to see Ultraman, maybe he won't want to destroy ordinary people in the future?

What kind of leader?Let's become light together!

"Okay, you guys go see me first and come after I clean it up." The cookies were made by the four children with love and he didn't intervene, so he will clean up the rest of the garbage.

A few lolis cheered and ran out of the kitchen together, saying that they were cheering together. In fact, only Gojo Satoru and the light-blond loli were there. A troublemaker yelled together.

First, he put away the leftover flour and eggs, and carefully packed the half piece of butter on the table. Xia Youjie then threw the kitchen waste produced by the children on the chopping board into the trash can.

The question is, is kitchen waste dry or wet? (cross out!)

He went to the living room to take the remaining snacks and other items that needed to be put in the refrigerator, and put them away in different categories, and closed the refrigerator door.

"Just now, there seems to be something under the cabinet next to the corridor between the living room and the kitchen..."

This villa has only been renovated recently, and it is reasonable to say that the cabinet there is actually empty, and there is no time to put things in it, so what is that black corner?

Xia Youjie walked out of the kitchen and closed the door behind his back, went to the cabinet he saw just now and squatted down, reached out and grabbed the black... fabric?

'Um?Suit fabric? '

It looked as if someone had kicked it in hastily, Xia Youjie successfully pulled a bunch of clothes out from under the cabinet with all his strength.

Expensive, hand-crafted suits haphazardly bunched up, coats tangled in suit trousers, and a pair of shoes?

Enlightenment's Madoka sunglasses?

Xia Youjie:? ? ?

Why did he feel so wrong?Did someone really take off their pants to avoid the illegitimate child?

Xia Youjie's expression turned ugly when he took out the bank card, student ID card of the Conjuration College, and even the mobile phone in his trouser pocket from the clothes left by Gojo Satoru.

The black-haired DK took out his mobile phone with a blank expression, and began to contact the person in charge of decorating the villa in the Wutiao family.

……

When Wutiaoren received the call from Xia Youjie, he thought that the super conjurer was dissatisfied with the decoration of the room, so he answered the phone tremblingly: "Master Xia You, may I ask if you are dissatisfied with the decoration of the room?" Is it?"

"Oh, that's it... Wait, can you say it again? Ah, okay, okay, I'll ask the elders, and I'll give you news later!"

Wutiaoren couldn't believe what he heard just now. This young and promising super conjurer called to ask for a photo of the Patriarch when he was a child...

With a complicated expression on his face, he left the courtyard where he was and went to the courtyard of the elders who were in charge of intelligence. He was full of this matter on the way, and he didn't even respond to someone talking to him on the way.

Respectfully bent down and knocked on the door, after getting permission, Gojoren walked into the door and reported the matter.

An old man stroked his white beard: "Then send him a photo, it's not important anyway... Choose a cuter photo."

Wutiaoren:?

Elder: You don't understand, this is the friendship of a super magician.touch beard jpg

……

"Ding-dong-"

Xia Youjie turned on the screen of the phone, and on the screen was the young Wujo Satoru. When he was a child, he looked like a son of God compared to him now. His face was expressionless and his eyes were indifferent at a young age.

The expression is not the point, the point is that this face is exactly the same as that of 'Wu Tiao Shuai'...or they are the same person at all!

I can't say that there is no relationship, I can only say that they are exactly the same!

The black-haired dk's anger began to surge in his heart, and his smile began to be dark. At this time, he had to thank the light-blonde Lori for sending him the black history photo that was read as Wujo Shuai and Wujo Wu.

He clicked on the photo and saved it silently, then sent it to Wutiaoren just now.

[Xia Youjie: Picture jpg, what do you think is the possibility that this child is Wu's illegitimate child? 】

[Wutiaoren:? !Is this picture real? 】

[Xia Youjie: I guarantee with my personality that there is such a person. I have six eyes. 】

After sending this text message, Xia Youjie turned off his phone, and he didn't care how much the Wutiao family was shocked by this photo. The large meeting of the Wutiao family was also held in advance because of this. It can be said that it was because of this photo.

……

The black-haired meatball-headed DK went to the living room and stared at the white-haired Masata who was happily watching TV: "Gojo Satoru, explain what's going on with you?"

"Hey? Brother Xia You, what are you talking about? My name is Wutiao Shuai, and Wutiao Wu is my father." Baifa Zhengtai used his soft and waxy voice to act cute and coquettish, trying to pass the test.

Looking at the white-haired Zhengtai who had been exposed and did not forget to take advantage of his seniority, Xia Youjie felt that his blood pressure was really full.

"Really? You call Wu's father, Wu and I are friends and our peers," the black-haired dk bites the word peers very hard, "It's wrong for you to call elder brother, since Wu doesn't want you anymore, then I don't mind adopting you, you now You can call me daddy."

"..." Gojo Satoru choked on what his best friend said.

He now has two choices, one: call his father, two: get beaten.

and so……

He chooses three: run away!

The light blond loli sat on the sofa and watched the black and white cats chasing each other with great joy. If Xia Youjie had honestly confessed when he came back, it would not have happened, but she didn't expect Wutiao Enlightenment actually started to die in such a cooperative manner.

Gee tut.

The white-haired man was running fast on his short legs, and when he was about to be caught, he used Cang teleport to cheat. He persisted for such a long time but was never caught up by Xia Youjie.

Damn, someone cheated here, reported it!

The light-blonde loli rolled her eyes and calculated the distance and frequency of Gojo Satoru's teleportation, and waited to stop him at the place where he must pass. Although only a two-second delay was enough for Xia Youjie behind to catch up.

Xia Youjie reached out to pick up the 1.2m [-] Gojo Satoru, walked down the stairs and returned to the living room.

'You also have today, Gojo Satoru, hahaha let you pick me up before, you deserve it! The light-blonde loli gleefully watched the 1.2-meter-two Gojo Satoru being picked up by her best friend and taught a lesson.

Although it was only verbal criticism of education and punishment for homework, she was very happy watching it.

No lower limit is too cheating, this kind of brat can't do it without fighting, the light blonde loli silently regrets in her heart.

"It's a pity, let's see if Osamu Dazai can break the limit..."

During the period, Wutiao Maomao tried countless times to act like a spoiled child, but it was useless. His killing this time caused him to not only go to elementary school with Fu Heihui in a few days, but also do elementary school homework together, which is not perfunctory.

……

after dinner

The light blonde loli returned to the room. She first changed herself into a white skirt, then took out the statue of the beckoning cat and put it on the desk, and found a small flower pot as an incense burner. , She devoutly took out three good sandalwood sticks and lit them, put them in a flower pot and placed them in front of the lucky cat statue.

[Yayoi Qiruzuki: System!Strengthen the holy relic!All are strong! 】

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[Yayoi Qiruyue:?How could this be so I don't believe it! 】

[System fz648: Congratulations to the host for achieving the achievement [Why didn’t you turn on the light today] Reward Entanglement Fate x1, friendly reminder is now the Abedo up card pool, is it drawn? 】

[Yayoi Qiruyue: Draw! 】

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