[Soogen God] Keli's Great Adventure

No, what is it that the Japanese police want to shut down my magic world?

Xia Youjie Alert JPG

It turns out that the magic world is about to end, so it's okay.

Xia Youjie, who accompanied Yayoi Qiruyue to finish reading the whole detective report on high school students, breathed a sigh of relief, and urged, "Ke Li should go to bed early? There is still class tomorrow."

"Wow, Brother Xia You, are you a hentai? You actually let Mana Ling go to school—" The delicate face was full of condemnation.

"Hey, going to school is a necessary experience for every cub, so you have to go too, and you are not allowed to skip class!"

"Does this have anything to do with going to bed early? Keli still wants to watch cartoons, Xia-you-brother-"

"No, if you stay up late, you won't be able to get up the next day, and you'll be late. It's scary when Teacher Noctua gets angry! Keli is obedient, go to bed early and get up early to be healthy."

"Dong dong dong—" the door of the room rang untimely, interrupting the conversation between one person and one curse spirit.

Yayoi Qiruzuki slipped down from the sofa and trotted to open the door, and as expected, a nasty white-haired dk emerged from the crack of the door.

"Jie——I bought a new controller and a new game cartridge ~ let's play together!" Gojo Satoru waved the things in his hands, and sat down on the sofa very consciously as he spoke, with a look of fighting until dawn posture.

Yayoi Kiruzuki puffed her cheeks with her hips on her hips, staring at——

Is this what you said to go to bed early in order not to be late?

Xia Youjie: Listen to my sophistry.

It wasn't the first time that she looked so skillfully, Yayoi Kiruzuki expressed her silent condemnation with her eyes.

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Xia Youjie could only smile and throw a certain five cats out of the house, ignoring his protesting meowing, and at least coaxed the light-blonde Lolita to go to the bedroom to go to bed obediently.

Xia Youjie, exhausted physically and mentally, sat on the sofa and his smile gradually disappeared...

So, why, I, let her, sleep on my bed, and I, sleep on the sofa here?

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In the bedroom on the other side, Yayoi Qiruyue hummed an out-of-tune song, happily took off her pumpkin pants and a white fluffy vest, lay on the bed with the air conditioner blowing, and stretched out her hand to grab Xia Youjie on the bed The air conditioner was covered on his body, chatting happily with the system in his heart.

[Yayoi Qiruyue: Xia Youjie's bed and quilt are so fragrant! 】

[System fz648: Oh, indifferent JPG]

【Yayoi Qiruzuki: Tong, you are so cold——】

[System fz648: Host, do you still remember our mission? 】

Yayoi Qiruzuki suddenly sat up and muttered to herself: "I am obviously a curse spirit! Why should I sleep?"

[Yayoi Qiruyue: Tong, do curse spirits need to sleep? 】

[System fz648: The host please don't change the subject, if the host doesn't need to sleep, we can discuss the task. 】

The light blonde loli lay down in a second, as if she wasn't the one who sat up just now, and a small snoring sounded the moment she closed her eyes.

Listening to the unscrupulous host snoring deliberately, the data flow of the system did not fluctuate and even made me want to laugh. Regardless of the host pretending to be asleep, Xia Youjie's original life experience was sent to the host.

After a while, a murmur came from the bulging packet on the bed.

"Marxism-Leninism-Mao still sees less..."

Yayoi Qiruyue, who hadn't slept all night, and the system discussed Xia Youjie's ideological education plan abcde in their minds.

The system will never forget that when he asked the host why he had prepared so many plans, the host replied with a mocking look in his eyes and a mocking tone.

So what exactly does I'mBatman mean?Zongman's special system means that I really don't understand human thoughts.

And the consequence of staying up late is probably...

Xia Youjie knocked on the door next door with a blond-haired loli who looked listless and could fall asleep in place in a second.

"Wu, hurry up and go to class!"

Footsteps sounded, and the door was slammed open——

Gojo Satoru looked at Xia Youjie and the light-blond cursing spirit who was being carried by him, and said dissatisfiedly, "Jie wouldn't turn around after rejecting me yesterday and spend the night with this cursing spirit, right?"

Taking off Xiaoyuan's sunglasses, the eyes of the sky stared at each person and the curse spirit closely, with unhappiness almost overflowing on his face.

"Emmm...Maybe it's because children are more lethargic when they grow up? Wu, I won't play games until midnight like you."

"Really? Jay..."

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The two DKs chatted and began to deviate from the topic. When they arrived in the classroom, the topic was already skewed to one, two, three reasons for the divorce of Teacher Ye Moth.

Although the classrooms of colleges and universities are large, in fact, five people in one classroom are too many.

There are only three students in the second grade of this year's high school—Wu Tiaowu, Xia Youjie, and Jia Ruzi.

Now there may be one more non-human student who is an observer.

After knowing the abilities of the three people, a curse spirit who did not want to be named made a surprise evaluation-these three people, one can fight and resist without a lower limit, a summoner, theoretically unlimited control of spell spirits, and a nurse has unlimited power. Battery life, the three-person combination is invincible against single-vs-group, how can a good hand be played poorly?

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"Ahem, today..." Before Ye Mo Zhengdao could finish speaking, he heard Gojo Wu whispering loudly to Xia Youjie.

"Jie, is Teacher Ye Moth sick? He's coughing! He doesn't even ask for leave when he has a cold, it's too miserable~"

"Wu, stop talking, Teacher Ye Moth is obviously angry!"

"But Brother Xia You, your voice is not low, is it?"

"That's right, Jie is not qualified to talk about me."

Ye Mozheng took a deep breath and held back: "The three of you come to my office to find me after class, calm down now!"

"The thing to be announced today is the sister school exchange meeting two weeks later. We are going to Kyoto to participate in the exchange meeting. The afternoon outing task will be cancelled, and it will be changed to the second and third grade sparring."

Since the college courses are very similar to those of universities, there are only two big classes in the morning, and one class seems extraordinarily long, and the lectures on Noctua Masatoshi are boring enough, so that Yayoi Qiruzuki didn’t listen to the rest of the class at all. The system notification tone still sounded.

[System fz648: Drip——Congratulations to the host for gaining knowledge about conjurers, rewarding the experience of great heroes x 20, Mora x 100000]

[Yayoi Qiruyue:?Are you opening floodgates?I didn't attend class at all? 】

[System fz648: I'm just worried that the host will die in the exchange meeting, causing us to go back to the bureau to write a review. 】

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When the get out of class bell rang, Yayoi Masamichi also left the classroom, and Yayoi Qiruyue immediately jumped off the small stool next to Xia Youjie and tried to run away, but Gojo Satoru discovered her carefully hidden intention.

Yayoi Qiruyue was forced to share hardships with Xia Youjie Gojo Satoru.

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The two of them together listened to the teachings of Noctua Moth.

Ye Mozheng said that his mouth was dry, but unfortunately the two DKs looked at the sky and the earth but didn't look at him, obviously they didn't listen.

Looking down at the 1.2-meter loli standing there, the curse spirit listened carefully, but Ye Mo Zhengdao felt that she had a dazed and innocent face, and there was a high probability that she didn't understand.

Night Moth Zhengdao sighed, these three problem children!

"Wu, Jie and Keli, did you hear that?"

"I heard you, Teacher Ye Moth, you are so long-winded!"

"I heard you, Teacher Night Moth."

"I heard it, Mr. Night Moth." It's one thing to hear it, but it's another thing to change it or not. The rules of human conduct are nothing to me~

"Well, let's go back to the second class together."

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Loli caught something out of the corner of her eye and paused: "Brother Xia You, I want to go to the restroom, where is the women's restroom?"

Xia Youjie pointed in the direction: "At the end of the corridor, there is a sign at the door of the toilet."

Yayoi Qiruyue trotted away, and she did not forget to turn her head and say to the three of them: "Mr. Yemoth, I will be back to class right after I go to the toilet! Goodbye!"

[System fz648: Do you want to go to the toilet? 】

[Yayoi Qiruyue: You idiot just go back to class!I want to skip school! 】

【System fz648: ………】

Hearing the sound of footsteps fading away, first a light golden hair appeared at the corner of the stairs where Yayoi Qiruyue was hiding, then a red hat, and then her whole head popped out.

"The investigation is complete! No unknown creatures were found, over."

[System fz648:? 】

Yayoi Qiruzuki walked carefully on tiptoe against the wall, successfully touched the door of the school teacher's office, and slipped in.

[System fz648: Host... aren't you afraid of someone? 】

[Yayoi Qiruyue: Hey, what nonsense are you talking about?It would be great if this school had a teacher of Noctua Moth Zhengdao. How can there be a magician who sits idle in the office every day? 】

[System fz648: Then why are you here as the host? 】

Yayoi Qiruzuki, who had already posted it on the ornamental fish tank, had a guilty look in her eyes: "I saw this just now..."

[System fz648:? ? ! ! ? 】

"The instinct of the body, there is no way, and I don't want to." Then he took out a red bomb the size of a tennis ball, "It shouldn't matter if it's just a normal attack..."

[System fz648:? !Host, calm down, this is an ornamental fish tank!Not a pond!No, the pond can't be fried either! 】

For the first time, fz648 with this kind of host felt exhausted from the data stream.

"You look at such an ordinary fish, and say it is an ornamental fish again?"

The system was silent, and the system beeped with difficulty.

[System fz648: Drop—after testing, it is edible fish for sashimi...? ——? 】

"The owner of the fish tank has poor eyesight, let me help him, hehehe~" Yayoi Qiruyue's mischievous heart was about to move.

[System fz648: Not too good... right? 】

【Yayoi Qiruyue: But I have already thrown it in. 】

[System fz648:!Pill, this is the office of the future principal... Pupil earthquake JPG]

[Yayoi Qiruzuki: So the delay bomb I used won't explode for the time being, so it's easy to blame~]

[System fz648: The curse power of each host is different... Can't shake the pot...]

[Yayoi Qiruyue: So it's up to you!Reliable 648 sauce! 】

[System fz648:? 】

[Yayoi Qiruzuki: Cough, imitate Gojo Satoru's notes and write a sticky note [big surprise], can it be done?Just write a word?I just said that he threatened me to do it, anyway, he did do this kind of thing. 】

【System fz648:...】

Yayoi Qiruzuki pasted the sticky note generated by the system on the fish tank with a sound of pia, linking the sticky note with the small bomb, and the bomb would explode with a delay after the sticky note was torn off.

Humming a ditty, he bounced towards the classroom: "Do you know why criminals like to return to the scene of the crime?" He muttered to himself on the surface, but actually told the system, "Because it's really interesting to observe the scene~" Before Who said it's a fool to go back to class?I have no idea.

The system suspects that its host is perverted, but as an excellent system, it will not be debunked.

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Yayoi Qiruyue, who sneaked in through the back door, carefully lowered her body and ran to Xia Youjie's side, whispering, "Brother Xia You will have a good show later~"

Xia Youjie was stunned for a moment, and asked her in a low voice, "What did you do?"

"It's super interesting, brother Xia You will find out later! Let's stop talking..."

[System fz648: Host, do you still remember our plan a? 】

[Yayoi Qiruyue:?Is there such a thing?Then you tell me to listen? 】

[System fz648: ...First let Xia Youjie feel the sincere feelings between people. 】

The light blonde loli's smile gradually disappeared, ah...

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The two DKs were discussing what to eat for lunch, and Yayoi Qiruyue just looked at a certain white-haired DK with sympathy.

"Is Keli looking at me like this because I'm fascinated by my handsome appearance?" Today's dick is still so stinky, it's you, Gojo Satoru!

"Brother Wutiao, I'm only five years old this year, so I don't understand what you're talking about."

"Hey, it's boring..." Jibaomao turned his head and continued to discuss the topic with Xia Youjie just now.

I hope you can still think so later, holding your chest indifferent JPG

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Ye Mozheng, who opened the door and walked into the office, saw a post-it note out of the corner of his eye. He tore the post-it note off the fish tank curiously, and sat back on his desk.

"Big surprise? What do you mean, what is Wujo doing?" Ye Mozhengdao recognized the handwriting of his problem student Gojo Wu on the note, and was quite puzzled when he saw the content.

A few seconds later, there was a sound of boom, and the fish tank on the right exploded. Noctua Zhengdao used the magic power to knock down the glass shards, but was still drenched in water.

"... Gojo Satoru!"

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"Huh? What's that sound?" Gojo Satoru, who was separated by two classrooms, raised his head alertly.

"Interesting thing..." Yayoi Qiruzuki smiled cutely at Gojo Satoru.

"What..." Noctua, who was rushed over before he finished speaking, grabbed his neck and dragged him out of the classroom. Before leaving the classroom, Gojo Satoru could clearly see the mouth shape of that nasty light-blond curse spirit——[This is coming ? ]

Before the wide-eyed Wutiao Maomao had time to quarrel with Yayoi Qiruyue, he was hit by the iron fist of justice from the night moth.

[System fz648: Let Xia Youjie feel the sincere feelings between people? 】

[Yayoi Qiruyue: ... emmm, isn't this sincere affection?Teacher Noctua's anger is genuine!And look at Xia Youjie, he is clearly gloating and happy. 】