[Soogen God] Keli's Great Adventure

It was too late to stop Gao Zhuanwu from drinking. His size was slowly getting bigger. Fortunately, the clothes on his body were more elastic so that he would not run naked on the spot.

After the kind-hearted man Oda Sakunosuke discovered this situation, he took off his sand-colored windbreaker and put it on Gao Zhuanwu, whose height and shape returned to normal.

The black-haired Tomono Shota narrowed his eyes slightly when he saw this scene, and he reached out to grab the wine glass, but was hugged by Oda Sakunosuke who discovered it in time.

"Children can't drink alcohol." The copper-haired man had a serious face, but he said caring words with no expression on his face.

"Baa, Odasaku~ I'm already an adult, I can drink, has Odasaku forgotten the days when we drank together?"

Dazai Osamu is good at being young and cute, acting like a spoiled child, and playing tricks against Oda Sakunosuke one after another.

It's a pity that Oda Sakunosuke can't get this kind of character, he will only emphasize with a blank face: "But Dazai, you are a child now, so you can't drink."

The black-haired kite eyes were too angry to turn away from him in Oda Sakunosuke's arms.

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Under the extremely fast running of the knotweed, it took only 10 minutes to buy clothes, and Gao Zhuanwu put on a layer of normal-looking clothes on the outside.

At least they can be dragged to the public, otherwise they just went out to Wutiao Wushe in that suit and died, they don't want to be treated as BTs.

Xia Youjie and Oda Sakunosuke held Gao Zhuanwu's arm, and carried the drunk and drunken white cat away.

Over there, Noctuid Zhengdao is dragging an immature adult who is 28 years old and has terrible wine quality with a black face.

"Best friend... dear... friend, ah, ah, ah, don't go!" Erba Wu continued to drink madly.

The light-blonde Lolita took her mobile phone and recorded a video near the Noctua Moth. Thinking about Erbawu's expression on waking up and seeing this, she found it very exciting.

It's too strange for this person to call his best friend while holding Noctua Moth in his arms when he's drunk. Could it be that Noctua Moth is his best friend in his heart hahaha.

It seems that there is nothing else to shoot except this, so the light blonde loli decided to go and see the drunk Gao Zhuanwu over there.

Gao Zhuan Wu's side is much more lively, and there are quite a lot of half-drunk high school students around him. They haven't seen the Wutiao teacher from the Gao College period, and they are still the drunk version, so a few people want to observe from the sidelines.

Mainly Yuzu Yuuhito and Rose Kizaki wanted to watch the excitement, not Megumi Fukuro.

Because Fu Heihui was holding her nine-year-old sister Tsumiji in her right hand, and her seven-year-old self (?) in her left hand, followed by a scumbag father who was a special curse spirit.

Gao Zhuanhui: Thank you, I don't have time to watch the fun at all.

"One... two... three, three! I have three Jies!" Gao Zhuanwu stared blankly at Xia Youjie next to him, counted seriously in a silly way, and announced loudly that he had three Jies, trying to make another I envy myself.

It's a pity that the other Enlightenment was drunk, and he was currently talking nonsense with Noctua Moth.

"Jie, it feels...you...seem to have grown taller?" the five cats and cats muttered, unable to enunciate clearly.

Fortunately, Xia Youjie was close enough to hear the complete words. He looked down at the five cats and cats' calves that were half dragging the floor.

"Well, yes, I have grown taller and am taller than you now, so when will you call me brother?"

"Brother Xia You, isn't this a bit immoral?" The light blonde Lolita gently tugged at Xia Youjie's other sleeve, "So can I record it?"

Because Xia Youjie was also included in the scene this time, she still wanted to ask for her opinion. In her heart, Xia Youjie was almost equal to Captain Qin.

Two words: she cowardly.

"Jie...your eyes...how...so small..." Gao Zhuanwu never forgot to play disco in Xiayou Jielei's area even when he was drunk, it was really touching.

The light blonde loli shut up knowingly, this five cats are no longer acceptable, throw it away and get a new one.

Xia Youjie obviously had the word # on his forehead. He suppressed his anger and calmed down and nodded to the light blonde Lolita to express his approval of her filming.

After two seconds, he asked: "Wu, have you thought about it? Could it be that you want to renege on your debt..."

The five cats and cats looked up at Xia Youjie, the eyes of the sky were foggy, and people were so drunk that they didn't know where to go.

"Really...? Is there...?" Gao Zhuanwu blinked, and used his clever little brain to think about it, as if there was indeed such a thing!

Yayoi Qiruyue said firmly at the side: "That's right, Brother Wutiao said it in front of everyone at that time. Is it true that Brother Wutiao really wants to break the bet?"

"Jie...is taller than me? When...when..." The drunk Wutiao Maomao was completely unaware of the seriousness of the problem, and he was still wondering whether Jie was as tall as himself.

"Brother Wutiao, if you don't believe me, you can look up. Brother Xia You is indeed taller than you. He was taller than you just now." Because he was walking with you just now, it is normal for him to be taller than you now.

The light blonde loli only spoke half of what she said, and there is no need to say the second half, otherwise there would be no such good material.

Although she can't beat Gojo Satoru violently, she can film black history, make a collection before leaving the world, and put it on the big screen in Ginza, Tokyo for loop.

At that time, she will remember to code Xia Youjie!

She swears!

Hahahaha, just thinking about it makes me happy~

The white-haired high school student raised his head to look at his close friend with a dazed expression. After comparing the eye level difference between the two, he found that he was indeed shorter than Jie.

He is not the kind of reckless person in Xia Youjie's place, so...

"Brother Jie!" Wu Tiaomao called Brother Xia Youjie intermittently.

The few high school students who followed the onlookers almost didn't laugh out loud, and they were also recording with their mobile phones in their hands, so when Wujo wakes up tomorrow and wants to delete the video, they probably won't be able to delete it all.

An accident that everyone didn't expect happened. After calling Xia Youjie's brother, the five cats hugged their heads and cried.

He broke free from the support of Oda Sakunosuke and Xia Youjie, wobbled to the side of the flower bed on the road, sat down and hugged the base of the street lamp and started talking nonsense.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...I'm actually...shorter than Jie," Gao Zhuanwu hugged the lamppost with his back to the crowd, his sobs choked up in everyone's ears, "How could this be...I...#*%×"

Everyone couldn't hear the voice behind, and the half-drunk high school student was sobered up by Gao Zhuanwu's sudden drink at this time.

"You... are so tall! Give me some... advice!" The five cats and cats hugged the lamppost and looked at him affectionately.

"Brother Xia You... Brother Wutiao seems to treat street lamps as people..." Lolita with light blonde hair took Xia Youjie's hand and looked up at him, "What should I do..."

Although it is out of season, the light blonde loli can't help but diverge her thoughts. At this time, it would be more perfect if there is a golden glitter on the street lamp.

She remembered that the panda's voice was very similar to that of Jin Shining, and wondered if she could ask him to cosplay.

This situation is really difficult to explain in words, Gao Zhuanwu hugged him too tightly, just now Yuzu Yuhito and Nagasaki Ye Qiangwei tried but failed to pull away.

He was also asked by Gao Zhuanwu: "You! Who are you? What are you doing here? You don't come home in the middle of the night... The child will be taken away by the curse..."

The few people who came up from behind also saw this scene, Ye Mozheng frowned: "I can't let him spend the night holding the street lamp here."

Fu Heisher circled around a certain strongest magician and suggested: "Tsk, why don't you take this street lamp with you and let him hold it, and he will be very happy when he sees the street lamp in his arms tomorrow." ?”

As expected of you, Fu Heisher, it's too bad.

It doesn't hurt to record videos with my mobile phone, and the light-blonde loli sighs at Fu Heisher.

"It's not impossible to carry it around, but how to carry it in the car when the time comes, and won't it look strange to carry it?" The slightly drunk Jia Ruozi thought about it, this idea is okay, as long as she doesn't let her Just lift it.

"Wait!" Edogawa Conan stepped forward to prevent the crime from happening, "This is vandalism, stealing the entire street lamp is illegal!"

"I have a solution!" The light blond Loli had a flash of inspiration, and she had a good idea.

The light blonde loli ran to Gao Zhuanwu's side, lowered her voice and pretended to whisper to him: "Brother Wutiao, I'll tell you a secret, don't be afraid."

"You said... I Gojo Satoru... what...! Haven't... seen it?" Gao Zhuanwu finally stopped looking affectionately at Street Lamp, and turned his head to look at the light blonde loli.

"Brother Wutiao, Gaozhuan is bankrupt."

"That's it?" Even though Wutiaomao was drunk, she still accurately expressed her disdain with facial expressions.

"That's not the point, the point is... I'll only tell you one person!" The light-blond loli sneakily glanced at the people around her.

He leaned into Gojo Wu's ear and said softly, "In order to save the bankrupt Gaozhuan, brother Xia You made his debut in a group and became an idol. Your teammate is not you."

"!"

"This is impossible!"

"Who is that person?" Wu Tiao Mao Mao's face was full of disbelief, he thought that his best friend should also be paired with him when he debuted!

Gao Zhuanwu couldn't think about why Jie made his debut at all. He took what the light-blond loli said seriously.

The light blonde loli thought about it with the bouncing bomb, and decided to take the pot casually. First, this person can't be on the scene or it will be easy to fight, and second, he can't be a good person, or her conscience will be troubled.

"That's the one you've seen, Brother Wutiao, your memory has deteriorated!"

"Really?" Mao Mao was puzzled.

"Really, can I, Keli, still lie to you?"

"It's just... um." The light-blonde Lolita thought about the appearance of a certain winery employee and said nonsense, "The person you saw last time in a resort hotel wearing a cool black trench coat in summer."

"Silver-white long hair, emerald green pupils, both of them have already thought up their debut nicknames. His name is Gin Jiu, and Brother Xia You is Sake." The light-blond Lolita spoke nonsense seriously.

"He belongs to the type that is very fashionable at first glance. After all, it is really rare to see a black windbreaker and top hat in summer. He is suitable for being a star at first sight!"

Wu Tiao Mao Mao moved his alcohol-confuse brain, thought for a while, and stood up abruptly: "Ke Li, let's go! You lead the way, I will expel that person from the high school."

"If we want to make a debut, it's the combination of me and Jie that can do it!"

"Yes, yes, brother Gojo, hurry up and go to the college with Keli to drive away the bad guys!" The light blond loli took Wujo Wu's hand and dragged him towards the crowd.

The high school crowd watching the whole process only heard Gojo Wu's last shout, that he is going to debut with Xia Youjie.