Anecdotes about ghosts

What Xu Ruohua said earlier is not important, but when he heard the words "very profitable", Lu Ke was a little moved, so he inevitably asked: "Really?"

"real."

Lu Ke thought for a while, then said: "But I remember Xiaobai said that you all have yin and yang eyes in this profession, and I don't have that kind of thing, is it okay?"

Xu Ruohua said without hesitation: "It doesn't matter whether you have yin and yang eyes or not, but you have a ghost." He looked at Lu Siqing, "I must be right, my lord~~"

Lu Siqing didn't speak, but chewed the food calmly and carefully. He had a pretty face, and his every move was extremely elegant. It was inevitable that people would have the illusion that they were looking at some kind of precious artwork.

Xu Ruohua ran into a wall with Lu Siqing, but he was not annoyed at all, and continued to say to Lu Ke with a smile: "Let's ignore your lord for now, in fact, yin and yang eyes are not born in the first place, but have to go through the process of opening the eyes." Dao procedure. If you enter my door, my master will naturally be responsible for opening your eyes, what do you think?"

"Really?" Lu Ke was obviously very moved, and almost agreed.

"Of course, I never lie to beauties." Xu Ruohua looked at Lu Ke sincerely with his peachy eyes, and said very seriously, "Especially a beauty like Lu Xiao."

Lu Ke felt flustered and feverish under his stare, and hurriedly looked away.

At this time, Lu Siqing swallowed the last bit of food, wiped the corners of his mouth with a tissue, and looked at Xu Ruohua with a half-smile: "Then how much money can you earn by catching that thing in Xiangyang Town?"

Xu Ruohua was stunned for a moment, even though he had prepared a long speech to arrange for Lu Ke to enter the industry, but at this moment he obediently kept silent, because his order - no money!

His smile froze, and he obviously lacked confidence and said: "I am only serving the people!"

Lu Siqing smiled slightly at Lu Ke, and Lu Ke understood in her heart that what the lord meant was: Did you see it?The youth before you is a liar.

Xu Ruohua's heart was not dead, and he said in a deep voice: "Well, I won't accept apprentices anymore, I have the right to find an assistant and get paid, okay, a monthly salary of 1500, how about it?" He must make friends with Lu Ke, so that he can curry favor by the way Lord ghosts and gods.Yes, it's flattery.As a human being, you must know how to bend and stretch in order to achieve great things.Even though that ghostly lord is moody, black-bellied and poisonous, Xu Ruohua still has to rush to curry favor with him.After all, people are ultra-ultra-rare creatures, and it is not easy to meet one in their lifetime.

"Okay, I promise you." Lu Ke propped up the table with his hands, almost stood up, and agreed to the matter without saying a word.

Lu Ke was so poor that he wanted to find a job even in his dreams, but because of his age, most people refused to accept him, and the few who were willing to accept him were unscrupulous bosses who couldn't pay a salary of one thousand. Hard work.Xu Ruohua opened his mouth and went straight to thousands, how could Lu Ke refuse to agree, unless his mind was trapped by the door.

Xu Ruohua was stunned for a moment, and asked in disbelief, "You, you agreed?"

Lu Ke nodded heavily: "I promise you! But—" he bit his lips in embarrassment, and asked in a low voice, "The monthly salary is [-], right?"

"That's right, if you say fifteen thousand, it's fifteen thousand. If you do a good job, I'll give you a raise!"

Xu Ruohua understood that this little beauty Lu was neither impressed by his handsome face, nor by this mysterious job, but confirmed an old saying: money can turn ghosts, and he is rich and can make money. Lu Xiaomei enters the industry.

But these are not important, the important thing is that Lu Xiaomei can be regarded as his personal assistant from now on, so that Lord Ghost...

Xu Ruohua quickly took a look at the grown-up, and secretly smiled, this time he can go back to his home to blow a wave again.

Lu Ke didn't think too much about it, but now that there are three more mouths in the family, he always finds a way to raise more money. Now that there is a job that looks easy and pays well in front of him, he can't sit idly by. Watch opportunities slip by.

He seemed to be a little afraid of Xu Ruohua's repentance, and also afraid that he would not be able to do the job and be fired, so he asked a little worriedly: "Brother Xu, is it difficult to work as an assistant? I, I can really do it?"

"It's not difficult, and if you don't understand, I can teach you." Xu Ruohua cut off a piece of meat and threw it into his mouth, and said vaguely, "Is the mud afraid of dust? It looks like a ghost at first glance."

Although Xu Ruohua couldn't pronounce or tune the words, Lu Ke understood what Xu Ruohua was saying: Are you afraid of ghosts? In our business, we see a lot of ghosts.As soon as Lu Ke heard the word "ghost", Lu Ke felt his whole body go stiff, and his blood was filled with coldness.

Xu Ruohua continued to lower his head to cut his piece of meat that was about to get cold, and said: "But I think Lu Xiaomei, you should be fine. Think about it, you are not even afraid of your adults, so why are you still afraid of those little ghosts?"

Lu Ke didn't speak.

"Little beauty Lu?" Xu Ruohua didn't hear a response, and raised his head suspiciously, only to see Lu Ke's ten fingers that were clenched together vigorously, and the movement of the thumb's pulp kneading the knuckles of the index finger, with a tangled and melancholy expression. appearance.

Xu Ruohua was dumbfounded, the forked meat immediately stopped on his lips, and asked anxiously: "Could it be—?" Are you afraid of ghosts?

However, before he could speak, Lu Ke suddenly slapped his hand on the table, and said as if he were dead: "I, I am not afraid of ghosts!"

Xu Ruohua secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and said earnestly, "Whether you are afraid of ghosts or not is secondary, the key is to have the determination to overcome your fear, what do you think? I don't know if you have heard this sentence—"Don't do anything wrong , Don’t be afraid of ghosts knocking on the door in the middle of the night’, this is a famous saying through the ages, you know? In the future, you must keep this sentence firmly in mind. ——When I finish eating these, I will start your first job.”

"Start now?"

"Otherwise? Then like this—" Xu Ruohua thought that Lu Ke was still suspicious of him, so he immediately took out his notebook and wrote neatly: From today, I, Xu Ruohua, officially hired Lu Ke as my personal assistant. 1500, the contract period is one year.If I breach the contract, I will compensate Lu Ke for one year's salary liquidated damages, and vice versa.

After finishing writing, he pushed the notebook and signature pen towards Lu Ke: "Let's sign."

No matter how you look at this simple contract, it is beneficial and harmless. Besides, Lu Ke didn't intend to refuse at first. On the contrary, he was a little afraid of Xu Ruohua's repentance, so he signed it directly in a daze.

When paying the bill, Xu Ruohua looked at Mr. Wallet who had lost a lot of weight in an instant, and his heart ached very much, but when he thought that after spending a meal, he found a new little beauty as his assistant, which seemed not too bad. And a little flattered.

While driving the car, Xu Ruohua said: "Lu Xiaomei, since we have reached a cooperative relationship, please come to my dormitory after school. It is the dormitory building behind the police station. The house number is 301. If someone asks From now on, just say that Officer Xu asked you to come, okay?"

"okay."

The air conditioner was turned on in the car. Although it was a little stuffy, the whole car was warm and made people feel a little sleepy. Lu Ke leaned against the window and unconsciously fell asleep.

When he woke up, as soon as he opened his eyes, he saw a pair of dark eyes, staring at him blankly. Lu Ke was startled, and quickly moved back. As a result, there was a "bang", and the back of his head hit the car door , He gasped in pain.

Xiao Hei gave him a disdainful look, drifted back to the corner without saying anything.

It was only then that Lu Ke realized that the car had stopped long ago, except for him, the adults and Xu Ruohua were not in the car.

Where have everyone gone?

At this time, there were two "clicks" from the car window, and Lu Ke managed to stand up. Xu Ruohua had already opened the car door for him, and said with a smile, "Are you awake? I saw that you were sleeping soundly, so I didn't call you. He looked down at his watch, "I asked, you have class at 2:1 pm, now it's 50:[-], you should have time to go back to class."

Only then did Lu Ke regain his senses, bid farewell to Xu Ruohua in a panic, and ran into the classroom, Xu Ruohua shouted behind him: "Don't forget to come to the police station after school, I'll wait for you."

"understood!"

When Lu Ke ran back to the classroom, there were still 5 minutes before class started. As soon as Song Lili saw him, she immediately greeted him, "Lu Ke, come here."

Lu Ke was a little surprised. After all, very few people in the class took the initiative to talk to him, and Song Lili didn't know him very well, so they had a little interaction this morning. He even knocked her book away, which made Song Lili very unhappy.

At this time, Song Lili looked in a good mood, with a girlish pink on her cheeks, and asked him in a low voice: "Hey, who is the brother policeman who came to look for you today? Is he a policeman from our town? He is so handsome! You and Is he familiar?"

It turned out to be Xu Ruohua's Huaichun girl who came to gossip with him.

After Lu Ke knew Song Lili's purpose, he became more calm, and replied: "I don't know him well, he just came to me to ask about school affairs."

Song Lili was a little disappointed, she curled her lips and said, "I came to ask you about Zhang Qing, right? But I heard that Liu Xiao was also taken away by people from the police station today, and I don't know what happened. When I went back for dinner today, My mother told me that his father was crazy... Hey, do you think this is retribution?"

"Maybe." Lu Ke forced a smile, "I'm going back to my seat first, the teacher is coming soon."

He thought of the scene where Liu Xiao and the others beat him up in the small bungalow that day, and he couldn't express the feeling in his heart. At that time, he really hoped that they would all die, but now that so many things have happened, as an insider, he knows that they all It was retribution, it was hard to say what mood he was in at the moment.

Too many things happened this week, first Lu Siqing came, and now Xu Ruohua came again, Lu Ke faintly felt that his life was slowly approaching a trajectory that he had never imagined, or he was already on that trajectory at this moment , going further and further away, and don't want to look back.

After school, Lu Ke came to the town police station as scheduled. The gleaming gate exuded an unpleasant smell unique to new paint. The policeman who guarded the gate stopped him. He probably saw that he was dressed in rags, and his tone was not friendly: "Where did the little beggar come from?" , this is not the place for you to come! Go as you go, go as you go!"

Lu Ke has long been used to such malice, and said indifferently, "Officer Xu from the police station asked me to come to him, please accommodate me."

"Officer Xu?" The policeman guarding the gate obviously relaxed a lot, thought for a while, and asked, "Where did he ask you to find him?"

"Dormitory building 301."

What Lu Ke said was indeed Xu Ruohua's house number. The policeman guarding the gate knew that Officer Xu was the deputy captain of the criminal investigation team sent by the county. He didn't dare to neglect, and immediately put on a smiling face and opened the door, saying, "Hey, kid, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, our police station has a strict system, and everyone who comes here must be strictly checked, don't mind."

"It's all right."