Anecdotes about ghosts

As soon as the morning arrived, the ceremony officially began.

As the Yin fire in Xu Ruohua's hand was extinguished, the temperature in the room dropped significantly.

Immediately, a pale blue light appeared on the wall, and it was vaguely seen to be a human figure.

Seeing this situation, Lu Ke's peaceful mood finally became a little nervous, but it was far from being as scared as it was when he was in Xiangyang Town.

Then, the shadow seemed to come alive. He knocked on the wall first, and then popped out suddenly——it was a thin and lean man.

It might be the first time that the skinny man was stopped by a ghost hunter, and he looked quite puzzled.

And different from the tunic suit worn by the fat ghost officer, this man is dressed in a suit and leather shoes, which seems to be a modernist style of dressing. All signs indicate that he should have just become a ghost officer not long ago.

Walking in front of everyone, the thin and small man asked politely: "Everyone came to see me, what's the matter?"

Xu Ruohua has blocked other people's souls many times. He has seen several ghost messengers, but he has never met such a polite ghost messenger. He was slightly taken aback before saying: "... Hello, sir."

The ghost messenger gave a "hmm", but his expression was still puzzled.

"It's like this." Xu Ruohua took out a stack of prepared tickets from his pocket, stuffed them familiarly into the pocket of the ghost messenger's suit, and said with a smile, "A little respect, please accept it."

Unexpectedly, the skinny ghost officer was flattered and took out the money from his pocket, and hurriedly shied away: "If you can't do it, we have a rule above, as a ghost officer, you can't accept money in private. If you are caught, the consequences will be serious." It's going to be serious."

"This is just a little wish from my voluntary filial piety to the poor master. How could it be accepted in private." Xu Ruohua thought that the other party was just adhering to the etiquette of three bows and three concessions, so he stuffed it back, "The poor master don't worry about it."

This time the ghost messenger was a little anxious, so he took it out decisively and returned it to Xu Ruohua again: "We don't know each other, where did the filial piety come from, we can't accept it, we can't accept it."

Xu Ruohua held the ghost ticket stuffed by the ghost messenger, and was also a little speechless, thinking: This kind of novice is troublesome, and he will push back and forth even if he receives a red envelope.

Just as he raised his hand and wanted to plug it in again, the ghost officer stepped back two meters and refused in sweat, "I can't take it after I say it! Why can't you understand me! If you do this again, I'll leave." .”

Xu Ruohua: "..."

He has seen someone with a bad temper, a vicious look, or a cunning, etc., but no matter whether the other party agrees to his request or not, the money will always be accepted.

Then do not charge money to return to work?

Xu Ruohua looked back at Lu Ke with a confused expression.

Lu Ke knew very well what his expression meant, but he didn't expect that this person would still be unreliable as before when he hadn't seen him for a few years.

But he didn't want to miss the chance to say goodbye to Grandpa Lu because of Xu Ruohua's unreliability.

Lu Ke took two steps forward, and said frankly to the ghost messenger: "If you bother me, we just want to say goodbye to the man in the hands of the ghost messenger, and it won't take too long."

The ghost messenger suddenly realized: "So you are planning this."

"Exactly." Xu Ruohua said, "I would like to ask the messenger to make it easier for me."

"Then I'm afraid I'll disappoint you all." The ghost messenger breathed a sigh of relief, but also waved his hand righteously, "there are regulations above, ghost messengers can't let the dead souls meet with mortals privately, please make way for me, Don't waste the time."

Eh?

Now it was Lu Ke's turn to be confused, after all, the old fat ghost was easy to talk to.

Lu Ke hurriedly said: "It won't take too long, just five minutes."

Xu Ruohua also sincerely echoed: "This kid just wants to say goodbye to his grandfather. It's human nature. Please be accommodating and make it easier for me."

"No, no." The ghost messenger still waved his hand, "If everyone stops me to talk about human nature, then the work in the underworld will be messed up. Everyone has their own destiny, and you should not interfere without authorization."

"This......"

Lu Ke glanced at Xu Ruohua. In fact, what the ghosts said was not unreasonable. Their current behavior was to disrupt the work order of others, but did they just give up?

Lu Ke was a little unwilling.

Xu Ruohua noticed Lu Ke's gaze, so he could only sigh silently in his heart: "I've done my own crimes, I can't live."

Then he looked at Zhuyin unwillingly.

Zhuyin raised her eyebrows, raised the corners of her mouth slightly, and smiled ambiguously and sinisterly, and said to Xu Ruohua in a secret voice: "This deity's appearance fee is not low, what does Xiao Ruohua plan to exchange this time?"

"..." Xu Ruohua had already guessed that the man would say that, and said in a bad mood, "Master Zhuyin, I really have nothing to exchange for the little one."

"Doesn't Xiao Ruohua still have a deep heart that has not been changed?" Zhu Yin said.

"Fart!" Xu Ruohua's eyes moved slightly, and he retorted fiercely, "I have given you my sincerity long ago."

He would rather use his mouth more than suffer physically.

Candle Yin: "???"

Did Xiao Ruohua say something extraordinary just now?

Zhu Yin stood there in a daze for a moment, the raised corners of her mouth looked a little ridiculous because of the stiffness: "You, what did you just say?"

Xu Ruohua narrowed his eyes slightly, he didn't expect this trick to be quite useful, he pretended to be surprised and said: "Hey, I didn't expect Lord Zhuyin to stutter sometimes."

Candle Yin: "..."

He stopped laughing instantly, and said in a deep voice with no expression on his face: "I don't care, your confession is too hasty, I don't agree."

"That's how it is." Xu Ruohua glanced at the ghost messenger, "Master Zhuyin, please do me a favor and settle the matter right now, and I'll tell you seriously afterward, how about it?"

Zhu Yin didn't even think about it: "Deal."

In just a few seconds, an ulterior secret deal has been reached here.

And the ghost messenger over there didn't listen to any persuasion at all, and was about to leave.

However, he had just taken two steps when he suddenly felt that someone was blocking his way, and when he raised his head, he saw a stern and handsome face.

Zhu Yin looked down at the skinny ghost messenger, and ordered directly in an irresistible tone: "You, hurry up and make it easier for them."

Although the sense of oppression brought by the other party made him uncomfortable, how could he easily agree.

The ghost guard swallowed his saliva, his voice trembling slightly: "But we have regulations from above, we can't do this."

"Above?" Zhuyin chuckled, "Which one is above? Let's hear it."

"Earth, hell." The ghost messenger took two steps back. He really didn't know what the other party was doing, and was sweating profusely. "My lord, we also follow the rules. Please don't make things too difficult."

Candle Yin patted the ghost guard's shoulders lightly, and said calmly: "Who is embarrassing whom? You have to think it through before you talk about it."

"..." Guicha's throat twitched, and he felt that the other person's slaps on him weighed a thousand catties, and even his back was covered in sweat.

It is said that the Qingzhou area is peaceful and there are no ghost hunters, but why is he so unlucky? It has only been a few years since he became a ghost officer, and I don't know which master he met this time.

Just when he was at a loss, luckily the peach-eyed brother came up and separated him from the unknown adult.

Xu Ruohua pulled Zhu Yin and said: "Hey, my lord, forgive me, this poor man may not know the rules very well after he took office not long ago."

"Rules?" Zhuyin snorted angrily, "Tell him, the deity is the rules."

Hearing the words, the ghost guard trembled all over, and said in his heart: Me, me, who is at the booth, so arrogant.

Xu Ruohua smiled ingratiatingly at Zhuyin, turned around and said to the skinny ghost officer: "The officer may not have noticed just now, our lord is the one from Zhong Shan."