Anecdotes about ghosts

Xu Ruohua's hearty voice could be heard across three floors. He seemed to be directing others: "Hey, a little to the left, no, no, no, to the right, go up, up."

Others complained impatiently: "I said young man, today is New Year's Eve, how long do you have to keep the TV on? I'm still in a hurry to go back and make dumplings."

Xu Ruohua replied generously: "Brother, can I add another 20 yuan? You can give me a few more minutes to help me put this thing away."

"All right."

Brother Xu bought a TV and came here?

Lu Ke walked upstairs quickly, went in and took a look, sure enough.There is an extra TV cabinet in front of the wall of the living room, and two uncles are moving a thin and flat blackboard under the command of Xu Ruohua.

Is that TV?

When Xu Ruohua saw Lu Ke, there was a smile in his eyes, and he graciously helped Lu Ke take the pocket in his hand, as if wagging a big tail behind: "Little beauty Lu is back, come and have a look, I bought you a TV, You see if it fits or not."

Lu Ke has lived in the remote Nanyang Village since he could remember. There are hundreds of people in the village, and there are only a few black and white TVs.

He looked around and asked, "Brother Xu, where is the TV?"

Xu Ruohua pointed to the big blackboard that was moved: "Isn't this the one?"

"Is this a TV?" Lu Ke showed surprise, "But aren't all TVs square and square?" As he spoke, he made gestures twice according to the black and white TVs in his memory.

Xu Ruohua smiled and said: "That's outdated, it's popular now." As he was speaking, he suddenly yelled at the uncle: "Just put it there!"

The two uncles let out a long sigh of relief and clapped their hands: "Then I'll put it here for you, sign for it." Handed over a slip.

"Thanks for your hard work, both of you." Xu Ruohua signed his name in a fluttering manner, took out another 40 yuan from his pocket, and sent the uncles away.

Xu Ruohua lifted the pocket to the kitchen, and while putting things away, he asked loudly in it: "Miss Lu Xiaomei, why don't you see your lord?"

It happened that Lu Siqing also came to the kitchen to put things away, and put the things gently on the stove, and said in a neutral tone: "More than 2000 years ago, the Xu family was not only a master of ghost hunting, but also a well-known scholarly family, but now they are out of business. For such a descendant of you who behaves lightly, frivolously, and speaks loudly, it really disgraces the ancestors of your Xu family."

The nightmarish voice seemed to echo in his ears, Xu Ruohua jumped away in shock, and after he calmed down, he gave Lu Siqing a sneaky look.

However, it was good not to stare, this stare almost killed him.Who is going to tell him, where did that young man, who is as beautiful as a crown of jade, go? !Who is this tall, handsome man with a halo around him now? !

Really blinding titanium krypton gold dog eyes.

Because of the short haircut, Lu Siqing's already deep facial features appeared even more profound, as if carefully carved, handsome yet restrained.Under the thick and dense eyebrows, a pair of phoenix eyes that look forward to the sky seem to be sharp with a cold light, but a light glance is enough to make people daunting.

Xu Ruohua lowered his head and said in his heart: I am a handsome young man, how can I be so insulted by him!no!I can't be so cowardly!I want to beat him!Yes, beat him!

With this determination, he raised his head abruptly, and really "bumped" back in a low voice.

He said with a very low eyebrow and pleasing eyes: "My lord ghosts and gods have taught me that I must change my mind and start a new life after I am laid down, and I will never embarrass the ancestors of the Xu family again."

Lu Siqing glanced at him, went back to the living room, and threw four words before leaving: "I hope so."

Xu Ruohua immediately wanted to slap himself two big ears: "Spineless!"Didn't he make all the ascetics helpless thousands of years ago!Isn't it just an angry rebuke that makes all the heads frightened!Isn't it, isn't it just that the ghost-slaying formation that took a year to arrange was broken with a flick of the sleeves!

What an amazing!

Thinking of him, Xu Ruohua was born with outstanding talent and killed countless ghosts, but now he has been suppressed by ghosts several times and has no temper at all, he is really aggrieved.

Just as he was feeling aggrieved, two figures, one black and one white, jumped in from the kitchen door.

When Xiaobai saw Xu Ruohua, he was still very polite, and bowed his hands respectfully: "Master Xu's hello. I don't know what you are worried about, but we are willing to relieve your worries."

Xu Ruohua didn't dare to lose his temper with Lu Siqing, so he turned his anger on Xiaobai who kindly asked him, and said angrily: "Mind your two ghosts' affairs, and don't meddle with us humans."

Xiao Bai immediately shut up, and it was not until Xu Ruohua left that he leaned into Xiao Hei's ear and whispered, "Hmph, that fellow must have been pissed off by the adults, a bad guy who bullies the weak and fears the strong!"

"Yeah!" Xiao Hei echoed Xiao Bai, "And he often flirts with that shameless Lu family, it's just shameless!"

"Dogs and men!" Xiaobai took out the dishes to wash, and at the same time "bah", cursed a sentence that he didn't know where he picked it up.

Xiao Hei corrected: "No, it should be a dog boy."

Xiaobai: "Ah, yes! Dog man man! Xiao Hei, you are so smart!" (Dog: I, Wang Xingren, provoked you? If you two ghosts talk nonsense again, be careful, I will punish you on behalf of Wang Xingxing.)

When Xu Ruohua went out, Lu Ke was researching around the TV because he couldn't find the power button. When he saw Xu Ruohua, he shouted happily: "Brother Xu, you are finally here."

"What's the matter?" Seeing that the beauty was in trouble, Xu Ruohua immediately greeted her graciously.

Lu Ke lowered his eyes and said, "I can't find the power button." The slender and feathery eyelashes covered the beautiful eyes like a fan, casting a faint shadow, making the young man look even more charming.

At this time, Lu Siqing already knew Lu Ke's identity, so there was no room for Xu Ruohua to take advantage of Lu Ke, not even visually.

He immediately got up from the sofa, walked over to stand between Xu Ruohua and Lu Ke, and would never let Xu Ruohua get any closer.

The falcon-like eyes are full of threats, and they all warn the other party: This is my lord's person, please don't get close.

Due to Lu Siqing's majesty, Xu Ruohua had to give in, and could only communicate with Lu Ke at a distance of one meter: "Go to the bottom right corner and look for a raised button."

Lu Ke searched for a while, finally touched the button Xu Ruohua said, and then pressed it, complaining: "Oh, it's not humane at all."

Listening to this tone, my thousands of oceans have been photographed on the horse's hoof?Xu Ruohua glanced at Lu Ke with some grievances, and responded listlessly, "Well, I'll call the manufacturer and give my opinion."

"But the picture is still clear, better than the black and white TV in the village." Lu Ke sat down on the sofa and praised it.

Xu Ruohua seemed to be revived with full blood, wagging his tail, his eyes shining brightly: "Really?" Next time, how about buying a laptop for Lu Xiaomei and bringing it here?Xu Ruohua thought happily.

Unexpectedly, in a blink of an eye, Lu Ke generously handed the remote control to Lu Siqing, wagging his tail as if he had known him before, and asked him courteously: "What do you want to see, do you want to try it?"

Xu Ruohua stared at a pair of tearful peach blossom eyes, jealous to death.

Lu Siqing glanced at him calmly, walked to the sofa, sat down next to Lu Ke, and as if declaring sovereignty, stretched out a hand around Lu Ke's shoulder, and then put her chin on Lu Ke's narrow mouth. As soon as he let go of his shoulder, he touched the remote control seriously, and said softly: "But I don't know how to use it, sir, would you like to teach me?"

Lu Ke blushed, nervous and shy, and stammered back: "Yes, of course."

Lu Siqing's goal was achieved, she looked at Xu Ruohua as if showing off her might, the corner of her mouth curled up, and she smiled evilly, just like the villainous characters in TV dramas who bully men and women.

Just like the scene just shown on TV——

Wearing gold and silver, the rich young master of the Republic of China snatched the little girl who was ashamed of the moon from a man's arms, and laughed condescendingly: "How can the person I like be taken away by you and other bastards? You are dead!" Take this heart!"

The man was beaten bruised and swollen, and his clothes were ragged, but he refused to admit defeat, and poured out his heart to the little woman: "Wan'er! Wait for me, I will definitely come to save you! Believe in me, wait for me! "

The heroine, named Wan'er, wept bitterly: "Go away! Leave me alone. Otherwise they will kill you! Leave me alone! Let's go! Let's go!"

At this time, Young Master Kuo forcibly grabbed Wan'er's head, forcing her to look at him, and asked viciously: "What is it about this young master that is inferior to that man? You would rather die than marry me?"

Wan'er is a strong woman.

I saw her spit on the ground in an extremely unrefined manner, and cursed: "Damn! Even if I die, I will never fall in love with a bully like you! You should give up your heart!"

"You don't like me, do you?" Kuo Shao gave a sinister smile, waved his hand, and ordered his servants, "Go to the mansion and inform Mrs. Madam that I am going to get married today."

After finishing speaking, he carried Wan'er on his shoulder, kicked the man blocking the way away, and walked away under the eyes of everyone.

Lu Ke was fascinated by watching it, and even forgot that she was still in Lu Siqing's arms. She shook her head and commented: "The current TV series is really bloody. Believe it or not, that woman will definitely fall in love with that bully in the future, and she will follow him wholeheartedly." .”

Xu Ruohua was shocked: "How do you know? Isn't the male lead another one?"

Lu Ke pointed to the lower right corner: "Didn't you watch the name of the TV series?"

Only then did Xu Ruohua look in the direction Lu Ke was pointing at, and saw a faint line of words there - "True Love Is Invincible: The Stolen Daughter-in-law"

Xu Ruohua: "..."

After Xu Ruohua saw the title of the play, he almost vomited blood for three liters. How dare the poor man before was the one who got involved?

Xu Ruohua really felt heartbroken for the current TV drama industry.

He pursed his mouth unwillingly: "It can be seen that Wan'er must still have feelings for that man just now, but she had to give up because of the threat of Kuo Shao."

"No, no." Xiao Bai stood at the corner of the living room and the kitchen at some point, and corrected Xu Ruohua, "Actually, that man has never appeared in the scene since then, not even a male supporting role."

Xu Ruohua: "..."

Lu Ke: "Who is the male supporting role?"

Xiao Hei also followed, and stood behind Xiao Bai to reveal the spoiler ruthlessly: "In the future, the male lead will lose his memory, and then the domineering male lead before will become a male supporting role. Become a supporting male."

This bloody plot!

Xu Ruohua was in despair, so from the beginning to the end, the only prospective male lead was the bullying rich young man? !Is there any kingly law in this world!