Anecdotes about ghosts
Chapter 44
After three skits, five songs and dances, and a round of acrobatic performances, in a passionate chorus, the hosts finally took all the performers to the stage. Everyone knows that this is the New Year's Eve. !
The cheers on the TV also aroused the emotions of the people outside the TV.
Xu Ruohua turned her head excitedly, and also wanted to say "Happy New Year" to Lu Ke.However, as soon as he turned his head, he saw Lu Siqing lowering his head, his thin and sexy lips almost attached to Lu Ke's ears, and he woke him up with a very soft and loving voice: "Hey, it's twelve o'clock."
"What the hell? Is it twelve o'clock?" Lu Ke didn't sleep deeply at all, and sat up from Lu Siqing's arms in shock, "Did I miss the countdown?"
Lu Siqing stroked his back and comforted him: "Don't panic, there is still a while."
Xu Ruohua's neck stiffened, and while Lu Ke's eyes running around hadn't noticed him, he pretended not to see anything, and abruptly turned his head back to continue watching TV.I secretly slandered in my heart: Damn old hooligan!Living for thousands of years and still being so shameless!shameless!Openly molesting good women and men!It's just horrible!
The sofa cushion was scratched ferociously by him, and the white joints showed that he was using a lot of force.Immediately afterwards, the sofa cushion made a "zila" protest, and a long hole was split.
"10!"
"9!"
"8!"
"7!"
......
"3!"
"2!"
"1!"
"Happy New Year!"
As soon as the voice of the host on the TV fell, the whole country immediately celebrated.At this time, there was a deafening explosion outside the house.
Immediately afterwards, the dark and cloudless sky suddenly burst into colorful starlight, and the fireworks were brilliant, illuminating the small world of Xiangyang Town.
"Fireworks off!"
Even the people in Xiangyang Town are cheering and celebrating the new year.
It was Lu Ke's first New Year's Eve with everyone, and he was so happy that he jumped on the sofa with excitement: "Happy New Year, everyone!"
"Happy New Year." Lu Siqing hugged him without warning, and said in a deep voice, "But you should go to bed."
"But today is New Year's Eve!" Lu Ke struggled twice, "Everyone has to watch the New Year's Eve."
Lu Siqing: "The ancients kept the year old, one is to bid farewell to the old and welcome the new, and the other is to prolong the life of the elders in the family, but my lord, I have lived for more than thousands of years, and I really don't need you to keep the year old for me."
Lu Ke blushed and argued for herself in a low voice: "But I can say goodbye to the old and welcome the new."
At this time, Xu Ruohua seemed to hear something suddenly, and pulled out his slender fingers from a pile of sponges, and the corner of his mouth could not help but draw a wicked smile.
He took out a red envelope from his clothes bag, got up calmly, handed it to Lu Ke, and smiled brightly: "Happy New Year, little friend Lu."
Lu Ke and Lu Siqing looked at the festive red envelopes and were taken aback at the same time.
There was a smile on Xu Ruohua's eyebrows, he raised his head slightly calmly, and gave the tall Lu Siqing a sideways glance, his eyes seemed to say: Are you stupid?The rich are the uncle these days.Tsk tsk tsk, the seniors who have lived for thousands of years don't know how to prepare red envelopes for the juniors during Chinese New Year, it's really embarrassing.
After all, Lu Ke is a child, and he sees money all the year round, so there is no reason not to accept the red envelope delivered to the door.Immediately squeezed the red envelope, smiled sweetly, and said sweetly: "Thank you, Brother Xu, Happy New Year, Brother Xu."
Xu Ruohua smiled even more, "You're welcome, you're welcome." Hmph, what's the point of taking advantage of it, I can't get it, and even the ghosts and gods don't want it.I'm going to let Lu Xiaomei see the reality clearly, a ghost can't give him financial support!
Seeing Xu Ruohua's villainous appearance, Master Siqing suddenly realized that that guy was showing off his wealth, which is now commonly known as flaunting his wealth.
But Lu Siqing has lived for so many years, if she pays attention to face and skin in everything, she is afraid that she will be ashamed and angry like a girl who has not left the court, and she will not leave the door or leave the door.
So Lu Siqing threw Lu Ke on the sofa, took out the red envelope he was holding in his little hand, opened it and counted it roughly, oh, the Xu family kid is quite generous, the whole 1000 yuan.
Lu Ke didn't know what the lord was going to do with his red envelope, and he was too embarrassed to ask, so he just stared blankly from the side.
I saw Lu Siqing counting out five of them without changing his expression, sealed the red envelope again, handed it to the original owner Xu Ruohua, and smiled slightly: "When your Xu family ancestor was alive, my lord, I couldn't give him a red envelope. It's a pity, today, you, a descendant, will accept one for the Xu family, no thanks."
Xu Ruohua's smile, which hadn't faded just now, suddenly froze, like a wax figure with not very exquisite workmanship, forcibly maintaining his expression.
Lu Siqing saw that he didn't answer or accept the red envelope for a long time, she raised her eyebrows, and said in a calm voice, "Don't you think it's too little?"
Nima!That's my money!I hate your sister!And you also offered a [-]% discount, what does that mean?Even if you don't want it, you should return it to me intact, right?How shameless!How shameless!
Although Xu Ruohua's heart was turbulent at this time, he still had to pretend to be grateful on the surface. He tried his best to smile and received the red envelope.
Lu Siqing obviously didn't intend to let him go easily, and said slowly and casually: "I didn't want you to thank me, but if you insist on thanking me, sir, then don't be so perfunctory."
The muscles on Xu Ruohua's face stiffened, and he wanted to give himself a big mouth: call you cheap!
However, Lu Siqing was very happy in her heart, and said with a light smile: "I heard that when you mortals receive the lucky money from your elders, you have to kowtow. Since Xu's family is a scholarly family, etiquette has always been considerate. As a descendant, I think it's better It’s good to follow the etiquette. Otherwise, if you go to Huangquan in the future, if you meet the ancestors of the Xu family, it will be regarded as an explanation to the whole family, and it’s not too embarrassing for the Xu family, what do you think?”
What?You still want me to kowtow to you? !Kowtow is fine, but you want me to kowtow to you like little beauty Lu?
Xu Ruohua almost stretched his mouth into an "O" shape, his chin almost fell to the ground, and his eyes were staring like a pair of copper bells.
Lu Ke at the side finally came to his senses, thinking that the lord was trying to make things difficult for Brother Xu.
Lu Ke thought that he had just accepted Xu Ruohua's red envelope after all, so he wouldn't do anything to save him. After thinking about it, he cautiously pleaded with Lu Siqing: "My lord, I don't think kowtowing is popular anymore, why don't we just forget about it? "
Hearing this, Xu Ruohua immediately cast a grateful look at Lu Ke, and the big invisible tail behind him began to wag frantically again: "Brother, I knew that you would not save me, little beauty. It seems that I really did not hurt you in vain." !
Lu Siqing raised her eyebrows slightly, cast a glance at Lu Ke, and gave an ambiguous "hmm" softly, making it impossible to figure out what he was thinking.
This...
Lu Ke had already retreated, but before he retreated, he accidentally glanced at Xu Ruohua, seeing how pitifully he was suppressed by the adults, after all, he couldn't bear it.
Besides, if my boss really kowtows in front of the adults in front of me, fearing that he will choose to run away in embarrassment, wouldn't his salary be lost?
After much deliberation, Lu Ke decided to try again.
This time he lowered his voice a little bit, with a little confidence in his tone, and advised: "Master Siqing, forget it, kowtowing is really not popular now."
It's still a "huh".
Lu Ke's brain twitched, and she didn't know where the courage came from, so she immediately explained the "um" to Lu Siqing.
He winked at Xu Ruohua quietly, and said cheerfully: "Brother Xu, my lord won't let you kowtow! Thank you, my lord."
Xu Ruohua: "..."
Why does the young master not have to kowtow to him, but also to thank him?
It's like someone took a knife and was going to rob you, but then he decided to let you go because of other people's few words, so you still have to thank him for not robbing you?
What kind of logic is this? !
Pianna Lord Ghost waved his hands in distaste, and sighed: "Forget it. My heart was set on the bright moon, but the bright moon shines on the ditch. My lord, I had good intentions, but I made you feel that I am trying to make things difficult for others."
Xu Ruohua: "..." My lord, you really played a good hand and dug a good hand, I admire you.
Although Lu Ke wanted to help his own boss, but the aura of his boss was no match for Lu Siqing's hypocritical sigh.
He lowered his eyes, made a pitiful look, grabbed Lu Siqing's clothes, and explained in a low voice: "My lord, that's not what I meant."
Lu Siqing pursed her lips and remained silent, Lu Ke quickly gave Xu Ruohua a look and urged him: "Why are you standing there?"Hurry up to thank the adults!
Xu Ruohua really wanted to look up to the sky and let out a long sigh, but he had no choice but to bow his head and bow his hands to Lu Siqing: "My lord's magnanimity, the younger generation will never forget it. Today's earnest teachings should also be remembered in my heart. If there is a chance in the future, I will definitely do my best my lord."
Lu Siqing was too lazy to look at him, and turned to look at Lu Ke: "Are you still watching the year tonight?"
Such an atmosphere full of gunpowder, how old is it?After this night, I wonder if brother Xu will be able to see the sun tomorrow safely.
Lu Ke said sleepily: "I still don't keep the old age."
"Well, that's good." Lu Siqing patted Lu Ke's forehead in satisfaction, and hugged him again, her voice was neither high nor low, just enough for Xu Ruohua to hear: "Go back to the room and rest."
back to the room?What does it mean to go back to the room?Have you reached the point of living together?These words were like a grenade dropped on Xu Ruohua's heart, blowing Xu Ruohua's fragile heart to pieces.
When the door was closed, Lord Siqing deliberately added: "By the way, let me remind you. The guest room has long been reserved for Xiaobai and Xiaohei, and you can spend the night on the sofa."
Xu Ruohua: "..."
This is my dormitory!my hostel!
Xu Ruohua felt that his New Year's Eve was not only uncomfortable, but also very aggrieved.If he had known this before, he might as well have agreed to go with the group of rich second generations in the city, drinking wine, meat, and soft jade. ##### [These chapters can be read as extras~~] The next chapter is on the right track, okay~~!
The cheers on the TV also aroused the emotions of the people outside the TV.
Xu Ruohua turned her head excitedly, and also wanted to say "Happy New Year" to Lu Ke.However, as soon as he turned his head, he saw Lu Siqing lowering his head, his thin and sexy lips almost attached to Lu Ke's ears, and he woke him up with a very soft and loving voice: "Hey, it's twelve o'clock."
"What the hell? Is it twelve o'clock?" Lu Ke didn't sleep deeply at all, and sat up from Lu Siqing's arms in shock, "Did I miss the countdown?"
Lu Siqing stroked his back and comforted him: "Don't panic, there is still a while."
Xu Ruohua's neck stiffened, and while Lu Ke's eyes running around hadn't noticed him, he pretended not to see anything, and abruptly turned his head back to continue watching TV.I secretly slandered in my heart: Damn old hooligan!Living for thousands of years and still being so shameless!shameless!Openly molesting good women and men!It's just horrible!
The sofa cushion was scratched ferociously by him, and the white joints showed that he was using a lot of force.Immediately afterwards, the sofa cushion made a "zila" protest, and a long hole was split.
"10!"
"9!"
"8!"
"7!"
......
"3!"
"2!"
"1!"
"Happy New Year!"
As soon as the voice of the host on the TV fell, the whole country immediately celebrated.At this time, there was a deafening explosion outside the house.
Immediately afterwards, the dark and cloudless sky suddenly burst into colorful starlight, and the fireworks were brilliant, illuminating the small world of Xiangyang Town.
"Fireworks off!"
Even the people in Xiangyang Town are cheering and celebrating the new year.
It was Lu Ke's first New Year's Eve with everyone, and he was so happy that he jumped on the sofa with excitement: "Happy New Year, everyone!"
"Happy New Year." Lu Siqing hugged him without warning, and said in a deep voice, "But you should go to bed."
"But today is New Year's Eve!" Lu Ke struggled twice, "Everyone has to watch the New Year's Eve."
Lu Siqing: "The ancients kept the year old, one is to bid farewell to the old and welcome the new, and the other is to prolong the life of the elders in the family, but my lord, I have lived for more than thousands of years, and I really don't need you to keep the year old for me."
Lu Ke blushed and argued for herself in a low voice: "But I can say goodbye to the old and welcome the new."
At this time, Xu Ruohua seemed to hear something suddenly, and pulled out his slender fingers from a pile of sponges, and the corner of his mouth could not help but draw a wicked smile.
He took out a red envelope from his clothes bag, got up calmly, handed it to Lu Ke, and smiled brightly: "Happy New Year, little friend Lu."
Lu Ke and Lu Siqing looked at the festive red envelopes and were taken aback at the same time.
There was a smile on Xu Ruohua's eyebrows, he raised his head slightly calmly, and gave the tall Lu Siqing a sideways glance, his eyes seemed to say: Are you stupid?The rich are the uncle these days.Tsk tsk tsk, the seniors who have lived for thousands of years don't know how to prepare red envelopes for the juniors during Chinese New Year, it's really embarrassing.
After all, Lu Ke is a child, and he sees money all the year round, so there is no reason not to accept the red envelope delivered to the door.Immediately squeezed the red envelope, smiled sweetly, and said sweetly: "Thank you, Brother Xu, Happy New Year, Brother Xu."
Xu Ruohua smiled even more, "You're welcome, you're welcome." Hmph, what's the point of taking advantage of it, I can't get it, and even the ghosts and gods don't want it.I'm going to let Lu Xiaomei see the reality clearly, a ghost can't give him financial support!
Seeing Xu Ruohua's villainous appearance, Master Siqing suddenly realized that that guy was showing off his wealth, which is now commonly known as flaunting his wealth.
But Lu Siqing has lived for so many years, if she pays attention to face and skin in everything, she is afraid that she will be ashamed and angry like a girl who has not left the court, and she will not leave the door or leave the door.
So Lu Siqing threw Lu Ke on the sofa, took out the red envelope he was holding in his little hand, opened it and counted it roughly, oh, the Xu family kid is quite generous, the whole 1000 yuan.
Lu Ke didn't know what the lord was going to do with his red envelope, and he was too embarrassed to ask, so he just stared blankly from the side.
I saw Lu Siqing counting out five of them without changing his expression, sealed the red envelope again, handed it to the original owner Xu Ruohua, and smiled slightly: "When your Xu family ancestor was alive, my lord, I couldn't give him a red envelope. It's a pity, today, you, a descendant, will accept one for the Xu family, no thanks."
Xu Ruohua's smile, which hadn't faded just now, suddenly froze, like a wax figure with not very exquisite workmanship, forcibly maintaining his expression.
Lu Siqing saw that he didn't answer or accept the red envelope for a long time, she raised her eyebrows, and said in a calm voice, "Don't you think it's too little?"
Nima!That's my money!I hate your sister!And you also offered a [-]% discount, what does that mean?Even if you don't want it, you should return it to me intact, right?How shameless!How shameless!
Although Xu Ruohua's heart was turbulent at this time, he still had to pretend to be grateful on the surface. He tried his best to smile and received the red envelope.
Lu Siqing obviously didn't intend to let him go easily, and said slowly and casually: "I didn't want you to thank me, but if you insist on thanking me, sir, then don't be so perfunctory."
The muscles on Xu Ruohua's face stiffened, and he wanted to give himself a big mouth: call you cheap!
However, Lu Siqing was very happy in her heart, and said with a light smile: "I heard that when you mortals receive the lucky money from your elders, you have to kowtow. Since Xu's family is a scholarly family, etiquette has always been considerate. As a descendant, I think it's better It’s good to follow the etiquette. Otherwise, if you go to Huangquan in the future, if you meet the ancestors of the Xu family, it will be regarded as an explanation to the whole family, and it’s not too embarrassing for the Xu family, what do you think?”
What?You still want me to kowtow to you? !Kowtow is fine, but you want me to kowtow to you like little beauty Lu?
Xu Ruohua almost stretched his mouth into an "O" shape, his chin almost fell to the ground, and his eyes were staring like a pair of copper bells.
Lu Ke at the side finally came to his senses, thinking that the lord was trying to make things difficult for Brother Xu.
Lu Ke thought that he had just accepted Xu Ruohua's red envelope after all, so he wouldn't do anything to save him. After thinking about it, he cautiously pleaded with Lu Siqing: "My lord, I don't think kowtowing is popular anymore, why don't we just forget about it? "
Hearing this, Xu Ruohua immediately cast a grateful look at Lu Ke, and the big invisible tail behind him began to wag frantically again: "Brother, I knew that you would not save me, little beauty. It seems that I really did not hurt you in vain." !
Lu Siqing raised her eyebrows slightly, cast a glance at Lu Ke, and gave an ambiguous "hmm" softly, making it impossible to figure out what he was thinking.
This...
Lu Ke had already retreated, but before he retreated, he accidentally glanced at Xu Ruohua, seeing how pitifully he was suppressed by the adults, after all, he couldn't bear it.
Besides, if my boss really kowtows in front of the adults in front of me, fearing that he will choose to run away in embarrassment, wouldn't his salary be lost?
After much deliberation, Lu Ke decided to try again.
This time he lowered his voice a little bit, with a little confidence in his tone, and advised: "Master Siqing, forget it, kowtowing is really not popular now."
It's still a "huh".
Lu Ke's brain twitched, and she didn't know where the courage came from, so she immediately explained the "um" to Lu Siqing.
He winked at Xu Ruohua quietly, and said cheerfully: "Brother Xu, my lord won't let you kowtow! Thank you, my lord."
Xu Ruohua: "..."
Why does the young master not have to kowtow to him, but also to thank him?
It's like someone took a knife and was going to rob you, but then he decided to let you go because of other people's few words, so you still have to thank him for not robbing you?
What kind of logic is this? !
Pianna Lord Ghost waved his hands in distaste, and sighed: "Forget it. My heart was set on the bright moon, but the bright moon shines on the ditch. My lord, I had good intentions, but I made you feel that I am trying to make things difficult for others."
Xu Ruohua: "..." My lord, you really played a good hand and dug a good hand, I admire you.
Although Lu Ke wanted to help his own boss, but the aura of his boss was no match for Lu Siqing's hypocritical sigh.
He lowered his eyes, made a pitiful look, grabbed Lu Siqing's clothes, and explained in a low voice: "My lord, that's not what I meant."
Lu Siqing pursed her lips and remained silent, Lu Ke quickly gave Xu Ruohua a look and urged him: "Why are you standing there?"Hurry up to thank the adults!
Xu Ruohua really wanted to look up to the sky and let out a long sigh, but he had no choice but to bow his head and bow his hands to Lu Siqing: "My lord's magnanimity, the younger generation will never forget it. Today's earnest teachings should also be remembered in my heart. If there is a chance in the future, I will definitely do my best my lord."
Lu Siqing was too lazy to look at him, and turned to look at Lu Ke: "Are you still watching the year tonight?"
Such an atmosphere full of gunpowder, how old is it?After this night, I wonder if brother Xu will be able to see the sun tomorrow safely.
Lu Ke said sleepily: "I still don't keep the old age."
"Well, that's good." Lu Siqing patted Lu Ke's forehead in satisfaction, and hugged him again, her voice was neither high nor low, just enough for Xu Ruohua to hear: "Go back to the room and rest."
back to the room?What does it mean to go back to the room?Have you reached the point of living together?These words were like a grenade dropped on Xu Ruohua's heart, blowing Xu Ruohua's fragile heart to pieces.
When the door was closed, Lord Siqing deliberately added: "By the way, let me remind you. The guest room has long been reserved for Xiaobai and Xiaohei, and you can spend the night on the sofa."
Xu Ruohua: "..."
This is my dormitory!my hostel!
Xu Ruohua felt that his New Year's Eve was not only uncomfortable, but also very aggrieved.If he had known this before, he might as well have agreed to go with the group of rich second generations in the city, drinking wine, meat, and soft jade. ##### [These chapters can be read as extras~~] The next chapter is on the right track, okay~~!
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