Anecdotes about ghosts
Chapter 50 Going to Nanyang Village Again
But after all, Lu Ke is not the Xu Ruohua who owed a beating, and the teasing in Lu Siqing's tone quickly turned into a gentle pampering, and she patted Lu Ke's head comfortingly: "Then you still feel uncomfortable now?"
"No." The invisible tail behind Lu Ke wagged happily again, and asked in horror and excitement: "My lord, can I see ghosts too?"
As he spoke, he rubbed his eyes vigorously, but when he looked around, there was nothing different from before.
"Don't mess around." Lu Siqing folded a pair of long legs, tucked herself into the comfortable and soft sofa again, and then patted "Da Jun Xuan Chao" into his arms, "There are no ghosts here, you can see Something else is a ghost.—Come, let's take a look at this thing first."
"Oh." Lu Ke pursed his lips, and put himself on Lu Siqing's lap again, quickly flipping through ancient books like reading a picture book.
Lu Siqing's "anger" had just dissipated, and it was hard to guarantee that she wouldn't let her gun go off again when Lu Ke was so dependent on her lap to move around.
With a "snap", he raised his hand and patted Lu Ke's straight arm, and said pretendingly, "While watching, don't block your view."
Lu Siqing didn't hit him hard, but Lu Ke covered the place where he was beaten just now. After giving him a pitiful look, he silently crawled to the other side of the sofa.
Have you spoiled this stupid thing too much recently?Lu Siqing rolled her eyes in her heart, but patted herself on the shoulder twice: "Come here, I leave this place for you."
So Lu Ke climbed back with a happy smile again: "Thank you, sir."
The thin shirt was tightly attached to Lu Siqing's shoulders, outlining the tense but not exaggerated muscles under the clothes.
Lu Ke carefully leaned his face up, and could even feel his pulse beating lightly. The slightly lower body temperature than ordinary people clearly came through the soft shirt fabric, exuding a faint coolness, which made people feel very comfortable. comfortable.
Lu Ke couldn't help rubbing a few more times.
However, "Dajunxuanchao" is full of jerky and difficult to understand ancient prose, and Lu Ke looked at each other with long and uncommon words. It's no less disgusting than a scumbag in a liberal arts class looking at advanced mathematics.
He soon became drowsy, his eyelids matched his little head's rhythmic bouncing and blinking, and finally he turned his head to the side, fell down and fell into a deep sleep.
When I woke up, it was four o'clock in the afternoon.
Wrapped up on the sofa in an extremely awkward position, he slept for more than three hours, causing his back to ache.
"Are you awake?" While stretching, Lu Siqing's voice came softly into her ears, "When you wake up, pack up and go."
"Let's go? Where are you going?" Lu Ke rubbed his sleepy eyes, sounding like he had put aside the matter of the village party secretary.
Lu Siqing glanced at him: "Do you want to be someone else's son-in-law, or do you want to be known by others, or marry someone else's daughter and be a heartbreaker?"
Ah, the village secretary!
Lu Ke was overwhelmed by the scolding, and instantly refreshed. While arranging his clothes, he asked in bewilderment, "A heartbreaker? But why should I marry someone else's daughter to be a heartbreaker?"
"Oh? Are you going to guard a silly girl for the rest of your life?" Lu Siqing stood at the door and slapped her hands twice, "If this is the case, then I misunderstood you, my lord. Otherwise, let's not go to the doctor today and propose marriage How about it?"
"My lord!" Lu Ke had just changed into a pair of trousers, and before he even had time to mention the zipper of the trousers, he heard Lu Siqing turn on the poisonous tongue mode and tease him, and couldn't help raising the decibel to scold him.
Lu Siqing ignored him, and yelled at the kitchen: "There are you two, how long are you going to stay in the kitchen? You might as well live in the kitchen from now on."
Xiao Hei: "..."
noob:"......"
After Xiaobai and Xiaohe heard the sound, they walked out of the kitchen one after the other, and the two ghosts secretly slandered like a tacit understanding: Sir Siqing is really unreasonable.When we came out from washing the dishes, we happened to see the two of you shamelessly wrapped together, how do we know when you're done!Wouldn't it be embarrassing if we bumped into each other?We are very afraid that you, my lord, will kill ghosts, okay?
"Let's go." Lu Ke finally pulled up the zipper of his trousers and walked to the living room. When he looked up, he found that Lu Siqing was still wearing his short shirt and casual shorts.
Although this suit looks good, it is not practical if you go to the deep mountains and old forests, so I kindly reminded: "My lord, there are many mosquitoes in the mountains, you are skinny and tender, it is better to wear long-sleeved trousers like me. "
Thin skin and tender meat?Lu Siqing glanced at the petite and weak Lu Ke casually, and said expressionlessly: "You speak frivolously, and make unreasonable comments on the elderly. You will be fined for not being near me for a while." After speaking, she walked out without looking back.
After all, Lu Siqing is also a male ghost who wants face. How can he let people use such sissy-sounding words as "fine skin and tender meat" to evaluate him at will, isn't it deliberately insulting him.
"Don't, my lord." Lu Ke hurriedly followed, but when he chased to the door to see, Lu Siqing really only left him a tall back, and even that back disappeared in the corner of the stairs in a blink of an eye.
In the midsummer of July, even the wind is scorching hot, and waves of heat waves with moist water vapor hit our faces, making it impossible to stay for a moment.
Lu Ke suddenly recalled the difficult times in the past few years, but couldn't remember how he survived so many cold winters and hot summers.
The ancients said: Born in sorrow and died in peace, this is probably the true portrayal that is closest to him now.
"Be self-reliant." Lu Ke sighed and locked the door, and rolled up his long sleeves to his elbows as he walked, so that the heat in his body could evaporate faster.
However, in such a gloomy and hot weather, before he reached the gate of the police station, he began to sweat profusely, with chest tightness and shortness of breath. Large beads of sweat condensed on his forehead, shaking and shaking.
It's like the flowers in the greenhouse suddenly lost their protective cover, and soon died under the test of nature.
Lu Ke wiped the sweat from his forehead, and laughed at himself: "When did you become so delicate? Didn't you still work hard to live until you met Lord Siqing and Brother Xu? Even in the hottest August , You even went to hand out leaflets under the scorching sun at two o'clock, without a sunhat or sunscreen, just walked around the streets with bare arms, didn't you live on like this?"
Besides, Brother Xu can't help you all his life, and Lord Siqing can't take care of you all his life. Could it be that without them, you wouldn't be able to live?
Lu Ke dragged his heavy and weak steps like a walking corpse, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt that he was no different from a rice worm waiting to die.
The sky, which had been dull all day, suddenly cleared up at this time, and the thick cloud layer was blown out of a gap like a breeze dripping water through a rock, so that the gorgeous sunset and red sun behind the cloud layer dyed the large clouds in the west.
Lu Siqing didn't go far, in fact, there was no way to go far. He stood at the gate of the police station, looking back from time to time to see if there was that familiar figure in his field of vision.
At this time, it was already close to evening, but the setting sun was still very vicious. The scorching light shone on his tall and straight silhouette, casting a straight and long figure on the concrete floor.
When Lu Ke was able to see Lu Siqing, he saw the adult take out a trendy baseball cap from his trouser pocket and put it on leisurely. The peak of the cap cast a wide shadow, covering most of the adult's face. , leaving only the delicate and beautiful outline of the chin.
The rest of the exposed skin looked pale as usual.
But different from Lu Ke's delicate whiteness, Lu Siqing's paleness is actually more similar to the whiteness of European whites, and both the calves and arms are very muscular and have beautiful lines. When others look at it, they can only guess This man probably came from a very privileged background, not that he was considered morbid and weak.
Lu Siqing's previous criticism of Lu Ke's sentence of "recklessly commenting on the elderly" is actually very fair and not biased in the slightest.
"My lord." Lu Ke walked to Lu Siqing's side, weakly: "I kept you waiting for a long time.—Let's go."
"En." When speaking, Lu Siqing stretched out her hand deliberately, motioning for Lu Ke to hold her hand.
Lu Ke silently glanced at the "olive branch" offered by the adult, and restrained his urge to hold Lu Siqing. In fact, he even stretched out his hand in the air just now, and put it back to the seam of his trousers abruptly. .
No matter who it is, facing this kind of "I made peace with good intentions, but you put my sincerity on the ground", it will not feel very good, and there are even many people who feel resentful because of this.
Lu Siqing is no exception.
Compared with the unrealistic words "fine skin and tender meat", Lu Ke's behavior just now was like slapping him in public, which deeply hurt his heart.
Lu Siqing's eyes turned cold, and she deliberately lowered the brim of her hat, feeling aggrieved in her heart: How dare the stupid thing show his temper to me?Embarrass me in public?It's really a long way.
Putting his hands into his trouser pockets, he strode forward without hesitation, trying to leave Lu Ke far behind him, it's so irritating!
Lu Ke was so focused on the question of "Why did I become such a waste", she didn't notice Lu Siqing's dissatisfaction at all, and only vaguely noticed that today's adult's long-legged steps were merciless, and he almost trotted In order to barely keep up with the rhythm.
Under the venomous sunset, Lu Ke started panting before running twice. His barren and thin chest heaved violently with his breath, his back was wet with dripping sweat, and his white T-shirt would become thin as soon as it got wet. As transparent as gauze, you can vaguely see the fair skin on his back.
Just trotting all the way to the ridges of the mountains and fields, he finally had to stop, bent his waist, barely supported his knees with both hands, and shouted out of breath: "Master, sir, wait, wait for me. "
However, his voice was so weak that it was like throwing a stone in the sea, which was easily overwhelmed by the indefatigable Maemis. He took a few breaths, looked at Lu Siqing's back that was getting smaller and smaller, and his heart skipped a beat. : The adults are angry.
But why are adults angry?
When did I make adults angry?
After realizing this serious problem, Lu Ke no longer wanted to follow in Lu Siqing's footsteps, but walked to Nanyang Village step by step.
After all, as long as the adults are willing, they can directly reach Nanyang Village by casting a small spell casually. There is no need for ordinary people like him to climb up step by step.
In this case, he might as well wait until he reaches the destination, and then apologize properly. #####【I really want to drive, should I get in the car, everyone? XD]
"No." The invisible tail behind Lu Ke wagged happily again, and asked in horror and excitement: "My lord, can I see ghosts too?"
As he spoke, he rubbed his eyes vigorously, but when he looked around, there was nothing different from before.
"Don't mess around." Lu Siqing folded a pair of long legs, tucked herself into the comfortable and soft sofa again, and then patted "Da Jun Xuan Chao" into his arms, "There are no ghosts here, you can see Something else is a ghost.—Come, let's take a look at this thing first."
"Oh." Lu Ke pursed his lips, and put himself on Lu Siqing's lap again, quickly flipping through ancient books like reading a picture book.
Lu Siqing's "anger" had just dissipated, and it was hard to guarantee that she wouldn't let her gun go off again when Lu Ke was so dependent on her lap to move around.
With a "snap", he raised his hand and patted Lu Ke's straight arm, and said pretendingly, "While watching, don't block your view."
Lu Siqing didn't hit him hard, but Lu Ke covered the place where he was beaten just now. After giving him a pitiful look, he silently crawled to the other side of the sofa.
Have you spoiled this stupid thing too much recently?Lu Siqing rolled her eyes in her heart, but patted herself on the shoulder twice: "Come here, I leave this place for you."
So Lu Ke climbed back with a happy smile again: "Thank you, sir."
The thin shirt was tightly attached to Lu Siqing's shoulders, outlining the tense but not exaggerated muscles under the clothes.
Lu Ke carefully leaned his face up, and could even feel his pulse beating lightly. The slightly lower body temperature than ordinary people clearly came through the soft shirt fabric, exuding a faint coolness, which made people feel very comfortable. comfortable.
Lu Ke couldn't help rubbing a few more times.
However, "Dajunxuanchao" is full of jerky and difficult to understand ancient prose, and Lu Ke looked at each other with long and uncommon words. It's no less disgusting than a scumbag in a liberal arts class looking at advanced mathematics.
He soon became drowsy, his eyelids matched his little head's rhythmic bouncing and blinking, and finally he turned his head to the side, fell down and fell into a deep sleep.
When I woke up, it was four o'clock in the afternoon.
Wrapped up on the sofa in an extremely awkward position, he slept for more than three hours, causing his back to ache.
"Are you awake?" While stretching, Lu Siqing's voice came softly into her ears, "When you wake up, pack up and go."
"Let's go? Where are you going?" Lu Ke rubbed his sleepy eyes, sounding like he had put aside the matter of the village party secretary.
Lu Siqing glanced at him: "Do you want to be someone else's son-in-law, or do you want to be known by others, or marry someone else's daughter and be a heartbreaker?"
Ah, the village secretary!
Lu Ke was overwhelmed by the scolding, and instantly refreshed. While arranging his clothes, he asked in bewilderment, "A heartbreaker? But why should I marry someone else's daughter to be a heartbreaker?"
"Oh? Are you going to guard a silly girl for the rest of your life?" Lu Siqing stood at the door and slapped her hands twice, "If this is the case, then I misunderstood you, my lord. Otherwise, let's not go to the doctor today and propose marriage How about it?"
"My lord!" Lu Ke had just changed into a pair of trousers, and before he even had time to mention the zipper of the trousers, he heard Lu Siqing turn on the poisonous tongue mode and tease him, and couldn't help raising the decibel to scold him.
Lu Siqing ignored him, and yelled at the kitchen: "There are you two, how long are you going to stay in the kitchen? You might as well live in the kitchen from now on."
Xiao Hei: "..."
noob:"......"
After Xiaobai and Xiaohe heard the sound, they walked out of the kitchen one after the other, and the two ghosts secretly slandered like a tacit understanding: Sir Siqing is really unreasonable.When we came out from washing the dishes, we happened to see the two of you shamelessly wrapped together, how do we know when you're done!Wouldn't it be embarrassing if we bumped into each other?We are very afraid that you, my lord, will kill ghosts, okay?
"Let's go." Lu Ke finally pulled up the zipper of his trousers and walked to the living room. When he looked up, he found that Lu Siqing was still wearing his short shirt and casual shorts.
Although this suit looks good, it is not practical if you go to the deep mountains and old forests, so I kindly reminded: "My lord, there are many mosquitoes in the mountains, you are skinny and tender, it is better to wear long-sleeved trousers like me. "
Thin skin and tender meat?Lu Siqing glanced at the petite and weak Lu Ke casually, and said expressionlessly: "You speak frivolously, and make unreasonable comments on the elderly. You will be fined for not being near me for a while." After speaking, she walked out without looking back.
After all, Lu Siqing is also a male ghost who wants face. How can he let people use such sissy-sounding words as "fine skin and tender meat" to evaluate him at will, isn't it deliberately insulting him.
"Don't, my lord." Lu Ke hurriedly followed, but when he chased to the door to see, Lu Siqing really only left him a tall back, and even that back disappeared in the corner of the stairs in a blink of an eye.
In the midsummer of July, even the wind is scorching hot, and waves of heat waves with moist water vapor hit our faces, making it impossible to stay for a moment.
Lu Ke suddenly recalled the difficult times in the past few years, but couldn't remember how he survived so many cold winters and hot summers.
The ancients said: Born in sorrow and died in peace, this is probably the true portrayal that is closest to him now.
"Be self-reliant." Lu Ke sighed and locked the door, and rolled up his long sleeves to his elbows as he walked, so that the heat in his body could evaporate faster.
However, in such a gloomy and hot weather, before he reached the gate of the police station, he began to sweat profusely, with chest tightness and shortness of breath. Large beads of sweat condensed on his forehead, shaking and shaking.
It's like the flowers in the greenhouse suddenly lost their protective cover, and soon died under the test of nature.
Lu Ke wiped the sweat from his forehead, and laughed at himself: "When did you become so delicate? Didn't you still work hard to live until you met Lord Siqing and Brother Xu? Even in the hottest August , You even went to hand out leaflets under the scorching sun at two o'clock, without a sunhat or sunscreen, just walked around the streets with bare arms, didn't you live on like this?"
Besides, Brother Xu can't help you all his life, and Lord Siqing can't take care of you all his life. Could it be that without them, you wouldn't be able to live?
Lu Ke dragged his heavy and weak steps like a walking corpse, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt that he was no different from a rice worm waiting to die.
The sky, which had been dull all day, suddenly cleared up at this time, and the thick cloud layer was blown out of a gap like a breeze dripping water through a rock, so that the gorgeous sunset and red sun behind the cloud layer dyed the large clouds in the west.
Lu Siqing didn't go far, in fact, there was no way to go far. He stood at the gate of the police station, looking back from time to time to see if there was that familiar figure in his field of vision.
At this time, it was already close to evening, but the setting sun was still very vicious. The scorching light shone on his tall and straight silhouette, casting a straight and long figure on the concrete floor.
When Lu Ke was able to see Lu Siqing, he saw the adult take out a trendy baseball cap from his trouser pocket and put it on leisurely. The peak of the cap cast a wide shadow, covering most of the adult's face. , leaving only the delicate and beautiful outline of the chin.
The rest of the exposed skin looked pale as usual.
But different from Lu Ke's delicate whiteness, Lu Siqing's paleness is actually more similar to the whiteness of European whites, and both the calves and arms are very muscular and have beautiful lines. When others look at it, they can only guess This man probably came from a very privileged background, not that he was considered morbid and weak.
Lu Siqing's previous criticism of Lu Ke's sentence of "recklessly commenting on the elderly" is actually very fair and not biased in the slightest.
"My lord." Lu Ke walked to Lu Siqing's side, weakly: "I kept you waiting for a long time.—Let's go."
"En." When speaking, Lu Siqing stretched out her hand deliberately, motioning for Lu Ke to hold her hand.
Lu Ke silently glanced at the "olive branch" offered by the adult, and restrained his urge to hold Lu Siqing. In fact, he even stretched out his hand in the air just now, and put it back to the seam of his trousers abruptly. .
No matter who it is, facing this kind of "I made peace with good intentions, but you put my sincerity on the ground", it will not feel very good, and there are even many people who feel resentful because of this.
Lu Siqing is no exception.
Compared with the unrealistic words "fine skin and tender meat", Lu Ke's behavior just now was like slapping him in public, which deeply hurt his heart.
Lu Siqing's eyes turned cold, and she deliberately lowered the brim of her hat, feeling aggrieved in her heart: How dare the stupid thing show his temper to me?Embarrass me in public?It's really a long way.
Putting his hands into his trouser pockets, he strode forward without hesitation, trying to leave Lu Ke far behind him, it's so irritating!
Lu Ke was so focused on the question of "Why did I become such a waste", she didn't notice Lu Siqing's dissatisfaction at all, and only vaguely noticed that today's adult's long-legged steps were merciless, and he almost trotted In order to barely keep up with the rhythm.
Under the venomous sunset, Lu Ke started panting before running twice. His barren and thin chest heaved violently with his breath, his back was wet with dripping sweat, and his white T-shirt would become thin as soon as it got wet. As transparent as gauze, you can vaguely see the fair skin on his back.
Just trotting all the way to the ridges of the mountains and fields, he finally had to stop, bent his waist, barely supported his knees with both hands, and shouted out of breath: "Master, sir, wait, wait for me. "
However, his voice was so weak that it was like throwing a stone in the sea, which was easily overwhelmed by the indefatigable Maemis. He took a few breaths, looked at Lu Siqing's back that was getting smaller and smaller, and his heart skipped a beat. : The adults are angry.
But why are adults angry?
When did I make adults angry?
After realizing this serious problem, Lu Ke no longer wanted to follow in Lu Siqing's footsteps, but walked to Nanyang Village step by step.
After all, as long as the adults are willing, they can directly reach Nanyang Village by casting a small spell casually. There is no need for ordinary people like him to climb up step by step.
In this case, he might as well wait until he reaches the destination, and then apologize properly. #####【I really want to drive, should I get in the car, everyone? XD]
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