The big guys think I'm a male fox

"What can I do, let her beat the child."

With a cigarette in his mouth, Diao Heyou scanned the QR code to open the lock of a shared bicycle. Hearing the obscene laughter of his brother in the earphones, he interrupted: "What record, can you stop saying such disgusting things?"

"I think you've harmed too many young girls, right? How many are you? You're such a scum!"

The man in the headset spoke with condemnation, but his voice was full of envy, "This time, this is also a school girl, right? How did you get started?"

"How do you get started, I'm handsome." Diao Heyou stepped onto the bicycle with long legs, and the girl passing by showed a just right smile. It was indeed a handsome and upright face, and the girls also looked at him shyly and timidly. Smile back.

"Handsome, handsome, but it's a pity that he has a black heart inside his handsome skin, Xiao Min, so you really don't care?"

"It's not that I didn't give her the money for the operation, what else can I do?"

Diao Heyou stepped on his bicycle and rode towards the university town on the outskirts of the city. "I don't care about her when I have time. Recently, I met a girl who learns dancing. You can't imagine how good she is with her figure and waist."

"You should accompany her after the operation and then find the next one..." Even the old friend on the other end of the phone couldn't stand it, "Be yourself."

"It's all the same, anyway, it's clear, long-term pain is worse than short-term pain." Diao Heyou enjoyed the clean sunshine and air in the suburbs, and was a little annoyed by the preaching on the phone, "Stop talking, I'm going to find my new girlfriend Goddess."

"Be careful to be punished by God!" The other person was also used to his scumbag personality, and hung up the phone after cursing with a smile.

Diao Heyou has long been accustomed to this kind of scolding. Rather, he feels that it is normal for a man as excellent as himself to be hated.

Not long after the call was hung up, the phone vibrated in his pocket again, he touched it and took a look, it was Xiao Min.

I have already said to break up, but you are still entangled like this, silly woman.Thinking this way, Diao Heyou hung up the phone and dragged the number into the blacklist.

He had a knack for dealing with nagging women and didn't take calls like this to heart.

But not long after, a new number called. Don't ask, it must be the woman who called him from a different number.

Diao Heyou sneered, and hung up one by one, dragging them all into the blacklist.

"Keep changing, let me see how many numbers you can have." He stopped his bicycle with long legs, lit a cigarette again, and blacked out all the information of Xiao Min in the various software in the phone without haste. .

Suddenly there was a rumbling sound in the cloudless sky.

thunder?

Diao Heyou looked up at the shining sun, guessing that he probably heard wrong.

But before he finished fiddling with the phone, a bolt of lightning suddenly struck a big tree not far from him, making an astonishingly loud noise.

"Damn it!" Diao Heyou was startled, put away his phone, stared at the tree dumbfounded, "This is too wicked."

This road to the University City was relatively remote, and when he looked around, no one witnessed this miracle with him.

Diao Heyou took out his mobile phone to take a photo of the smoking tree, stepped on the bicycle again, and wanted to hurry up and talk to his new girlfriend about this strange incident.

Before he had ridden 200 meters, another bolt of lightning suddenly fell.

This time the lightning came closer to him, smashing a crater next to his wheels, and the falling debris even scratched his face.

Diao Heyou finally sensed the danger, and without stopping for a moment, he stepped forward on the bicycle quickly and vigorously, trying to stay away from this strange range of lightning strikes.

But soon, another bolt of lightning struck down.

Diao Heyou swears to God, he saw that the lightning changed direction before it hit the ground, and it was aimed at him!

Without thinking about whether this was retribution, he gathered his energy and slammed his bicycle to escape.

But this road is very barren, there are only big trees that are more thunderous than him, and there is not even a place to hide!

"Damn it!" He almost fell down from another thunderbolt, and was so scared that he almost peed his pants, begging for mercy, "God bless, god bless, let me go, I will do more good things in the future, I will... ..."

He was so frightened that his face was full of tears, he suddenly stopped the car as if he saw something, and stared blankly at the vague figure in white in front of him.

That figure doesn't look like a fairy in a TV series, Diao Heyou thought, but rather like a ghost in a foreign film.

The man in white seemed to smile at him.

At the same time, a lightning bolt with a sharp electric light directly aimed at his front, and slammed down hard!

"what about this?"

"Eighteen thousand."

"what about this?"

"Twenty-three thousand."

"What about the ones over here?"

"forty thousand."

Bi Shou put down his phone, bit his lip, and felt a strong existential crisis for the first time.

Why are houses in Biancheng so expensive?How many years will he have to save for the little salary he earns from helping out in the hospital before he can afford to buy a house?

Master is really amazing. Not only does he have a small villa with a single family in Mu County, but he also bought this three-bedroom apartment in Biancheng with ease, and he even has savings!

Bi Shou looked at the pitiful balance on his account and was about to cry.

Yin Bin turned off his mobile phone and threw it on the sofa calmly, comforting him: "It's okay, I have money."

"But you have stopped doing bad things, and you are always with me. The money will run out soon."

Bi Shou took out his phone again, and calculated the accounts solemnly, "In order to support the two of us and save enough money to buy a house, I plan to work two jobs, and I won't buy clothes or eat snacks in the future. "

Yin Bin couldn't laugh or cry when he looked at this bold fox who directly put himself in the position of "househusband".

"If you want to reduce expenses..." He actually followed Bi Shou's words, "The price of cat food and canned food has increased a lot recently, and the cats at home still eat canned food every day. This expenditure can be appropriate Cut cuts."

Chen Feifei was still licking the meat scraps on the side of the can with a look of intoxication, but when he heard this, he immediately became unhappy, and knocked the empty can to the ground with a slap to express his dissatisfaction.

This guy has become addicted to being a cat recently, and he really played the temper of the cat ancestor.

Hearing this, Bi Shou was a little bit reluctant: "Let's not save on food... I... I just want to find a way to earn more."

Yin Bin finally couldn't go on acting anymore, he laughed and threw the little vixen onto the sofa, rubbing it hard.

Chen Feifei didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, so he jumped up and boldly pawed the fox a few times, and then hit the elder brother hard a few times, very happy.

It was such a leisurely and peaceful afternoon, the two of them made a fuss on the sofa, and no one noticed the strange news that the man was injured by lightning was being broadcast on TV.