Top actor: kidnap a fox and go home to pet

"Haha——" Cheng Shu yawned after waking up, stretched his waist long, and his bones creaked.

It seems that I haven't had such a comfortable sleep for a long time. The chest tightness I used to have in the past few days is gone, and it seems that my meridians have also opened up.

The curtains in the room were closed tightly, and there was not enough light. He raised his hand and rubbed his sleepy eyes, opened his eyes and took a closer look. Cheng Shu seemed to see the scene of the four people in Journey to the West yelling to get up, and he backed away in fright. But there was only one person in front of him.

I saw Xiao Bao's magnified face, leaning towards him greasyly and asking, "Brother Cheng, are you awake? Are you really awake?"

It was like seeing a relative who woke up after being in a coma for a long time, and almost burst into tears.

Xiaobao listened to Liu Anhao's instructions. Before Cheng Shu woke up, he couldn't leave an inch. If there was any situation, he would report it immediately. He had already sent the news of Cheng Shu's awakening to Liu Anhao.

"Bajie, what are you doing so early in the morning!" Cheng Shu sat up, feeling a refreshing soreness in all the bones in his body, as if he had just finished a Thai horse killing chicken. Although he was tired, he felt very refreshed.

Xiaobao pointed at himself: "Brother Cheng, do you still recognize who I am?"

Cheng Shu stared at him intently for more than ten seconds. Xiaobao thought that something was wrong with him, and his face became more and more ugly. Just before his whole expression collapsed, Cheng Shu gently covered his forehead with the back of his hand for less than a second, and then I clapped my hands hard: "I don't have a fever, I'm sick in my brain, I will double this month's bonus for you privately, go to the hospital to check your brain when you have time, don't delay the best treatment period, if you need a vacation, just tell me, Don't alienate me, I'm not such an unreasonable person."

Cheng Shu lifted the quilt to get out of bed. He wanted to know what time it was, so he turned to look at the alarm clock by the bedside.

Although I was not so clear-headed due to illness before I fell asleep, I clearly remembered that it was No. 17 that day, but the alarm clock clearly showed No. 20. It is impossible to sleep for three days.

Cheng Shu picked up the alarm clock and made sure he didn't miss it. He was very sure that the alarm clock was broken. He threw it to Xiaobao and said, "The alarm clock is broken, and the date is not accurate. Bring another one."

Xiao Bao caught the incoming alarm clock: "Brother Cheng, the alarm clock is not broken, you have indeed slept for three days."

Cheng Shu: "??"

living room--

Cheng Shu was sitting on the sofa, with his hands folded on his chest, his eyes closed, his brows furrowed together, and the atmosphere was very solemn, waiting for Xiaobao to give him an explanation.

Sitting opposite him in the posture of shrinking into a small shrimp, Xiao Bao was wondering where to start the story.

Before this, Cheng Shu had surfed the Internet for 5 minutes. It turned out that he slept in the car after finishing the interview, and it took three or two days.

Pigs can't sleep for three days.

At that time, the meal sent by the high-end restaurant has already arrived, and the aroma of the food can't be blocked by the packing box.

Cheng Shu has slept for so many days without eating, and now his stomach is terrible. He has always been in good health and almost starved to hypoglycemia.

He hastily drank a few mouthfuls of porridge to warm his stomach, while listening to Xiao Bao talk about the past few days, the chopsticks holding the food saw that the movement of the chopsticks slowed down to a standstill, and he forgot to eat in the end. For a while, he suspected that Xiao Bao was explaining the story of a supernatural script.

In the process of listening to the story, Cheng Shu, an atheist, began to look a little flustered, and within ten seconds he developed fear, but years of expression management experience forcibly kept his calm and calm on his face.

Cheng Shu summed up all the information by himself...

The doll he randomly received from a fan turned out to be a goblin?

Because that little goblin caused him to invade and get sick?

Later, Master Song Qingli was invited to collect the little goblin to save his life?

Was Jiang Younian found it by a doll?

Cheng Shu was still in the mood to eat, he looked around the room with a sullen face: "They are all messed up things, Xiaobao, you must have a fucking hidden camera, right?"

"No, Brother Cheng." Xiao Bao stomped his feet anxiously: "I don't dare to joke about this kind of thing. Could it be that I gave you sleeping pills after you slept for three days? I wouldn't even dare to. "

Time cannot be faked, and Cheng Shu gradually accepted the facts.

He wanted to call and ask his mother if he remembered his time incorrectly, didn't he always say that his horoscope is the destiny of masculinity?No monsters or ghosts can get close.

I have acted in the script of monsters before, but it is another experience to actually meet them.

So magical.

Cheng Shu was stunned by the shock of too much information. Xiaobao called him many times but he didn't respond. He almost thought that he was in trouble again and was going to take pictures of his Tianling Gai.

"By the way, Brother Cheng." Xiao Bao took out a small cloth bag with the word "Ping An" embroidered in red: "This is a sachet given by Master Song. It contains realgar and other things that monsters are afraid of. If you have it, you won't be afraid." There are monsters approaching you, Master Song said, you have a little yang energy leaking this time, just like the aroma of these foods is as attractive, you will attract monsters, just wear the sachet for a while."

Cheng Shu pretended not to care, took the amulet and put it into the left breast pocket of his pajamas, and then patted his chest twice: "How long is a period of time?"

Xiao Bao said, "Master Song said it would be about a month or two."

The entrance door opened again, and with the familiar and quick sound of high-heeled shoes tapping, Liu Anhao walked in. Seeing that he was already awake and in good spirits, his nervous expression relaxed a bit: "You finally woke up."

Liu Anhao sat down, took the water from the small bag, put one leg on the other, leaned his upper body slightly forward, it was a prelude to training someone, and sure enough...

"Cheng Shu, I'm not talking about you. Fans' gifts have always been handed over to Xiao Bao first. You have a habit of not taking the initiative to take it. I won't remind you, but if you miss it once, something will happen to you. In the future, fans will be fine. You have to be cautious when sending a blank sheet of paper. Master Song said that normal people will become fools when they wake up after encountering such a thing. Fortunately, your fate is better than ordinary people. Otherwise, I will issue a draft to announce the schedule now. Shu is going to quit the entertainment circle because he has become a fool."

Cheng Shu's heart trembled when he heard it, so serious?

"There is also that Jiang Younian, it seems that there is something wrong with the gentle designation. Who did that bastard Hu Chong introduce to you? He knew he was an embalmer and introduced him to you." Liu Anhao cursed and stood up. Take a breath.

Xiaobao felt that Jiang Younian's name needed to be rectified: "Sister Anhao, this incident was not caused by Mr. Jiang, he discovered the doll..."

Liu Anhao turned up his voice: "He gave you ecstasy soup and helped him talk. He has touched countless dead faces with his hands and got so much bad luck. According to me, even if there are no ghost dolls this time, you will bump into them." He is a big evil, as you have seen, he also understands things about ghosts and ghosts, he is not a good person, maybe he is a goblin who has cultivated into a human being."

After accusing Cheng Shu, Liu Anhao turned his finger on Xiao Bao: "Xiao Bao, you are also responsible for this matter, your assistant should stop Cheng Shu from accepting gifts from fans. Listen to all directions, but you have to pay more attention to the protection of Cheng Shu. In order to prevent similar things from happening, in the future, no matter whether there is any problem with receiving gifts, don’t give them to Cheng Shu, and don’t give letters from fans. If you see that it is more necessary to reply to the letter and forward it to me, be careful. I have to train a group of new people now and I can't always guard Cheng Shu. Whether everyone can afford to eat or not can pay off the mortgage depends on how well he is doing. Well, there can be no mistakes, you understand?"

Xiao Bao made a gesture of salute: "Yes, I promise to complete the task."

"Okay, am I a child? Who knew that there was such a big mystery in that doll. How could Xiaobao see it if he didn't step on the pit for decades?" Cheng Shu felt relieved a lot, and continued to eat .

After chatting for half an hour, the takeaway wasn't too hot at the moment, and the warm temperature didn't affect Cheng Shu's appetite after sleeping for three days and starving for three days. .

Xiaobao also helped: "Yes, yes, Sister Anhao, how can a normal person think in any direction, and not everyone is Master Song, so no one can guard against it."

"Did the puppet find out who did it?" Cheng Shu asked.

"Found it." Speaking of this matter, Liu Anhao was so angry that he gritted his teeth: "It was given by a 16-year-old fan. Sincerely speaking, it is a doll made by myself. It doesn’t look like a lie. I can’t directly say that the doll has a goblin attached to it. Be careful that her mouth is not tight. Later, Master Song said that it might be the goblin himself. On the doll, this matter was settled in such a random way."

Cheng Shu nodded clearly, that's all he could do, blame himself for being unlucky.

Liu Anhao picked up the bag and prepared to leave: "Okay! This matter is over, and I have to go back to the company to deal with matters. The postponed itinerary has been arranged for you. If you don't shoot the brand side, you will go crazy. After that The work will be seamlessly connected, Xiaobao, you assistant, you have to be more careful, this incident is to teach you a lesson, you know?"

"Yes! Sister An Hao, if any monsters come over in the future, I, Xiao Bao, will be the first to block it!" Xiao Bao promised, patting his chest.

Liu Anhao couldn't take two steps and turned back: "Oh, by the way, Cheng Shu, have you received the 45 remittance?"

"What 45?" Cheng Shu took out his mobile phone and opened the mobile bank. Liu An said, "You paid Jiang Younian with an extra 0, 5 and gave 50. You have more money. Fortunately, the other party Honesty, he returned the original 45 yuan, check to see if there is any."

Only then did Cheng Shu see the news of the credit, and said, "Received."

Liu An is good to go.

Cheng Shu thought to himself that Jiang Younian was really good at collecting money, and he could deny it without a labor contract, although Cheng Shu's pocket was not short of such a small amount of money.

But it seems that I still owe Jiang something...

"Xiaobao, have you developed the magazine photos you took a few days ago? Pick some good ones for me."

"Yes, Brother Cheng, your photo is amazing. You can still take such a good-looking photo when you were sick. I think this magazine must be a hit. Every photo is perfect. One of them makes men feel inferior when they see it, and women feel embarrassed when they see it. Drooling." Xiaobao said and took out a stack of freshly baked photos from the bag and gave him.

Cheng Shu flipped through them one by one. In the photos, he was wearing clothes of various fashion brands, with various styles. When he saw the one he particularly liked was released, he suddenly turned to one and stopped.

In the photo, the man in the semi-recumbent position is wearing a regular shirt and trousers, but he is wearing it very irregularly. The sleeves are rolled up a few times casually. The raised blood vessels on the arms are full of masculinity, and the shirt is only buttoned. A button in the middle reveals a large and strong chest, which makes people unable to resist touching it. Up is the sexy collarbone, and down is the abdominal muscles half covered by the tail of the shirt. There is a faint line of obvious under the navel. The hair grows down and extends to the area covered by underwear.

It’s fine if the shirt is not well worn, and what’s even more crazy is that the trousers can’t be worn well either. The trousers are pulled to the waist, but the buttons are not buttoned, and the zipper is half-pull, revealing the logo of the underwear brand. male capital.

At the time when the photo was taken, Cheng Shu was in a state of physical discomfort, low spirits, and his eyes were slightly blurred. However, this kind of eyes is the most seductive, as if trying to hook people outside the photo into it.

Wearing the most correct clothes and playing the wildest hooligans, this photo fully interprets it.

The underwear is a high-end brand, designed according to ergonomics, and the simplest and cheapest pair costs more than 5000 yuan.

Originally, the underwear brand asked Cheng Shu not to wear trousers in this photo, but I insisted on wearing them, and took the initiative to play such a trick. The brand didn’t expect the effect to be more exciting than not wearing them, so they agreed to use this photo , because the scale is a little bit off, this photo can't be on the cover of the magazine, it can only be placed on the inside page. However, the magazine is ready to explode in sales.

Cheng Shu included that blood-soaking photo in the list of autographed photos.

If you want your fans to remain loyal, fan pet skills are very important. How can you say that Jiang Younian helped with makeup and found goblins? It's a bit too vulgar to spend money on. Some thoughtful gifts are a good way.

Cheng Shu selected a total of ten photos, and then told Xiao Bao: "Xiao Shui, help me buy a tube of lip balm right now, buy the best one, and make the bag look better, I want to give it away."

Xiao Bao smelled of adultery, and Cheng Shu came to his current position. Although he can fall in love freely, Liu Anhao privately disagrees with him talking about a girlfriend, and entrusts Xiao Bao to always pay attention to Cheng Shu's love life, and if he has any trends Report it to her immediately.

The two radars on Xiaobao's head immediately stood up: "I want the bag to look better? Who is it for? Which Xiaohua?"

Cheng Shu smacked his lips and said, "For a man."

"What!" Xiaobao couldn't rest assured, it was bigger than giving it to a woman.

"Where are you thinking?" Cheng Shu smacked his lips and said, "Jiang Younian gave me a tube of lip balm before, and he helped me a lot. It's okay to send a new tube back. By the way, you looked for it a few days ago. He, do you have his phone number, give it to me."

Xiao Bao scratched his head and was very distressed: "Brother Cheng, everything was over at that time, I don't think there is any need to contact Mr. Jiang, so I didn't leave my number."

Cheng Shu let out a little disappointment.

I didn't give him the autographed photo that I owed him. He is a small fan after all. If I don't give something back, I feel uncomfortable, and I can't chill the hearts of fans...

Having said that, the most recent incident happened after meeting Jiang Younian. This person seems to be talking about something, who is he?Maybe it has something to do with him?

To be honest, Cheng Shu thought that there was no need to contact Jiang Younian for a few photos. That person was a bit strange, so it was better not to get involved.

But if he holds grudges because he didn't get an autographed photo, and he works in a funeral parlor and knows a lot of connections, then it won't be as simple as being haunted by monsters, or he will be snapped off by him and thrown into the oven, Finally turned into a handful of loess...

Cheng Shu didn't dare to imagine it.