It's all the fault of marriage
Chapter 004 Dog Blood Like a Costume Play!
Looking at his father's slow movements, Gao Xiaohua's previous gloating psychology had long since been thrown away, and suddenly he felt a little bit of a conscience, as if he was the one who did the wrong thing.
"Dad, I'll marry you!" As soon as his heart softened, these words came out of Gao Xiaohua's mouth, which even shocked him.
Knowing a son is like a father, Gao Wei is betting on the right treasure, and this move of retreating makes him feel like a fish in water!
"Really?" Gao Wei pretended to be surprised.
"Well, but I don't care what it develops in the future!"
Now that he has agreed, Gao Xiaohua still has to say what he should say, and he doesn't want his sister to come back to this muddy water again, after all, he owes her, as long as he plays well during this time, it's fine, at worst, he will find an excuse after a while Let that Shao Feifei take the initiative to ask for a divorce, and then everything will be fine, and you can also collect Shao Feifan's information and make a big news, and you are not at a loss.
"Okay, okay, okay, as long as we can get through this difficulty." Gao Wei called the butler to quickly take out the backup cosmetics, dresses, hijab, etc. He had expected that he would be affected This catastrophe is just a change of object.
Gao Wei’s idea of changing the civet cat for the prince is not groundless. Originally, Gao Xiaohua and Gao Xiaolan were twins, and their appearances were [-]% similar. Besides, they were about the same height. Gao Xiaohua also had long hair with a shawl, a baby face, big eyes, and fair skin. Soft, thin body, Adam's apple is not prominent, just like a girl.
"KAO, is the Shao family out of their minds?"
"Hush..." Gao Wei hurriedly covered Gao Xiaohua's mouth, fearing that the rebellious words just now would be heard by the people outside the door who came to greet the relatives from Shao's family.
"My little ancestor, what's the matter?"
"Look at this dress, it's not from an ancient costume film, and the waist is so tight that I can hardly breathe, it's so uncomfortable, it's winter, I'm sweating so badly..." Gao Xiaohua pointed at the clothes on his body Complained, "There are still these shoes, these foot wraps, just prepare a pair of big ones, I have to make my feet smaller to wear these shoes that don't fit..."
"The Shao family has always been a fan of ancient dramas, and they especially like ancient styles. They asked to do this. Just bear with it... It's better than wearing a wedding dress..."
"Tsk... the forest is so big that there are really all kinds of birds, so it's okay..."
Gao Xiaohua understands that although he and Gao Xiaolan are very similar in appearance, there are still thousands of differences in physiology. As a man, he can't match the bumps and convexities unique to women. Fortunately, the Shao family has such a habit, otherwise he I really don't know how to pass the test smoothly.
"Master... it's time to put on makeup..."
Gao Xiaohua came to the makeup mirror and let the makeup artist paint on his face. Watching his face gradually become colorful, he felt uneasy again. Although he had played cosplay before, but It's only a few hours at most, and it's for work, even if it's not thoughtful, it's okay, this time it's different, if it goes wrong, the whole family will suffer, his Shao family is not the one who gossips for nothing.
Gao Xiaohua couldn't help feeling a little regretful, but he had already agreed, so he could only bite the bullet and comfort himself in his heart, isn't it just putting on a hijab and pretending to be a woman to perform in a play, it's not difficult!
After counting for 10 minutes, the makeup was finally done and the clothes were put on neatly.
Gao Xiaohua took a deep breath, then turned around gorgeously.
"Miss..." the butler couldn't help but blurted out.
Even Gao Wei didn't expect it to be exactly the same, not a bit different from the real body.
No way, it turns out that I would be such a mother, Gao Xiaohua burst into cold sweat, and immediately blew up, all worries and worries were left behind, and the image of a good man was ruined like this, it was all the fault of the damned Shao family, Is it great to be rich and powerful, and to be able to do whatever you want? Hehe, Shao Feifan, just wait, I will charge you for everything today, if I don’t disturb you, my surname will not be Gao!
Everything was tidied up, under the urgent urging of the Shao family, Gao Xiaohua was forced to put on the hijab, and got into the bridal sedan chair under his father Gao Weiqian's urging, Gao Xiaohua smiled wryly, this time it was really a big girl getting into the sedan chair, oh no, big The young master got on the sedan chair once.
The Shao family was really thoughtful. The sedan chair had good heating facilities and the cushions were also fluffy. Otherwise, in this winter, Gao Xiaohua's life would have been killed just by the seemingly thick but actually thin dress.
The sedan chair bumped all the way, just like my mother's cradle when I was a child, after a while, tiredness hit, Gao Xiaohua leaned back and dozed off, and dreamed in a daze...
In the dream, back to the year when I was ten years old, it was also the same winter, a long-haired girl who was a head taller than Gao Xiaohua was pulling him to run desperately, and I could faintly hear a group of men chasing fiercely behind him. In a panic, Gao Xiaohua tripped over a stone protruding from the road and sprained his foot. Seeing that the people behind were about to catch up, they hid in an old warehouse in a hurry and hid behind the shelves.
Gao Xiaohua was a crybaby when he was a child, he was afraid and the pain on his feet would make him sob softly.
"Xiaohua, don't cry, let me rub it for you..."
"Xiaohua, it's okay, it's just a little scratched, it won't affect your walking..."
"Xiaohua, don't be afraid, I'll lure them away later, you slip out through that little door, and hurry to find your parents, you know..."
The long-haired girl took off Gao Xiaohua's coat, found some foam in the warehouse to wrap it in, put it on her back, and ran to the warehouse door. Gao Xiaohua shivered from the cold, and of course he was even more frightened. Zhang Zhang did not make a sound, and after a while there was a commotion.
"There they are, hurry up..."
"Don't let them run away..."
"Little bastard, when I catch you, let's see how I deal with you..."
"..."
Gao Xiaohua woke up suddenly, "Sister Xiaofei..."
Seeing the hijab falling at his feet, Gao Xiaohua realized that he was dreaming. Gao Xiaohua couldn't help smiling, picked up the hijab and squeezed it in his hand, shaking his head. Ten years have passed, how can he still dream of the situation at that time? And it's so clear.
Ever since that incident, Gao Xiaohua secretly made up his mind that he must find Sister Xiaofei and marry her as his wife when he grows up. So over the years, he has rejected the pursuit of girls one after another, until yesterday Single, virgin.
As Gao Xiaohua grew older, Gao Xiaohua's desire became stronger and stronger, but he no longer called her Sister Xiaofei, but silently changed it to Xiaofei in his heart. He had been inquiring about her whereabouts for so many years, and it was because of this that he chose As a reporter, there has never been any news about Xiao Fei, and I don't know what happened to Xiao Fei, whether she was caught, whether she will suffer too much...
Hey~ Gao Xiaohua sighed for a while, fate likes to play tricks on people like this, Xiaofei didn't find him, and he got married first, what if he finds Xiaofei at that time, what should he do if he refuses to accept him because he was married to a man?
Oops, Gao Xiaohua's head now has two big heads...
In the end, I came up with a solution——
Just run away from marriage!
"Get off the sedan chair..."
The deep voice of a middle-aged man stunned Gao Xiaohua. He was only thinking about how to escape, but he forgot the time. The doze just now and the thinking for a while now, at least it would take an hour and a half, and Gao’s house went to Shao’s house on foot. It's only an hour and a half away...
It's over, there's no escape...
Is it fate?
Four years ago, his sister caused a catastrophe for him. Now God wants him to suffer for his sister.
At this time the sedan chair was already standing on its side, Gao Xiaohua hurriedly put the hijab on his head in a random way, he couldn't escape anyway, so he stepped out of the sedan chair as if ordered, and felt that there were two people on the left and right to help him, thinking to himself Maybe it's matchmakers and maids, isn't that how costume dramas are performed...
Worried that she would be betrayed, Gao Xiaohua staggered and walked in small steps, not to mention, just like the lady in the play, she really looks good.
"The sound of firecrackers is deafening, and the main door is opened to welcome the bride..."
Accompanied by the sound of firecrackers, the thick voice of the middle-aged man was raised even higher, which startled Gao Xiaohua. It hadn’t been this lively for a long time. You don’t need to look to know that there must be people standing around the gate, but Gao Xiaohua was a little puzzled. Isn't there a scene where the groom kicks the car door on TV? Why didn't it happen today?
With the support of the two people beside him, Gao Xiaohua slowly went up a few steps and crossed a threshold. He must have entered the gate. After walking for about ten minutes, another smaller threshold appeared under his feet.
"The newlyweds step into the second hall, and the red couplets are pasted on both sides..."
As soon as he passed, Gao Xiaohua felt that something was wrong. Does the house he lives in now have a threshold?Why do they keep crossing over and over again? Could it be that the people of the Shao family just like to find thresholds to cross when there is nothing to do, so they made so many thresholds?
Tsk... Gao Xiaohua rolled his eyes.
After walking for about ten minutes...
"Newcomers step through the treasury house, and the amount of gold and silver is used..."
Why does this line become more and more familiar the more you hear it, oh~ Recently Gao Xiaolan always dragged him to watch a costume drama "Marrying the Right Man on the Wrong Sedan Chair" seems to have such an episode. There are buildings, and the lobby is at the end after the buildings...
Obediently, don't you have to walk for more than 20 minutes...
I used to wear small shoes for my big feet, but now my feet are starting to hurt, and I'm still letting people live!
When she got off the sedan chair, she couldn't care about the ladylike image of everyone, so Gao Xiaohua simply put his hands on the person who was helping him to borrow strength, and he was completely paralyzed.
"The newlyweds walked through the building, and the flowers bloomed in the upper courtyard and a phoenix came out..."
……
"The bride steps into the hall, the wealth and glory will last for thousands of years..."
It's finally here. The damned Shao's family is really developing according to the plot. If my feet are worn out, I will pay for them. If I offend my master, I will rely on your family not to leave...
Before he could recover, the person who supported him stuffed one end of the red silk that felt very tactile into his hand. The middle part was heavy. It must be the kind of props used by new couples in ancient costume dramas to get married. The bridegroom officer wanted to lift a corner of his hijab to see what Shao Feifan looked like, but the master of ceremonies yelled so scared that he withdrew his hand.
"One obeisance to heaven and earth, one group of harmony..."
……
"Second obeisance to the high hall, the hall is full of gold and jade..."
……
"Husband and wife worship each other, love each other..."
……
"Send it into the bridal chamber, with deep affection..."
……
Hey, hey, please be a little creative, okay? Just copy who you are, Gao Xiaohua slandered for a while.
Such an old-fashioned way of getting married, and there is no creativity, red body, red shoes and socks, red hijab, disgusting to death, if you want to change it to the past, Gao Xiaohua has already felt oily on the soles of his feet----slipped, it's a pity that today's scene... …
At the same time, he turned dizzy and almost lost his footing. He took a few steps back, but luckily someone supported him.
Although the voice was low, Gao Xiaohua still heard the cold snort.
Who is it?
"Dad, I'll marry you!" As soon as his heart softened, these words came out of Gao Xiaohua's mouth, which even shocked him.
Knowing a son is like a father, Gao Wei is betting on the right treasure, and this move of retreating makes him feel like a fish in water!
"Really?" Gao Wei pretended to be surprised.
"Well, but I don't care what it develops in the future!"
Now that he has agreed, Gao Xiaohua still has to say what he should say, and he doesn't want his sister to come back to this muddy water again, after all, he owes her, as long as he plays well during this time, it's fine, at worst, he will find an excuse after a while Let that Shao Feifei take the initiative to ask for a divorce, and then everything will be fine, and you can also collect Shao Feifan's information and make a big news, and you are not at a loss.
"Okay, okay, okay, as long as we can get through this difficulty." Gao Wei called the butler to quickly take out the backup cosmetics, dresses, hijab, etc. He had expected that he would be affected This catastrophe is just a change of object.
Gao Wei’s idea of changing the civet cat for the prince is not groundless. Originally, Gao Xiaohua and Gao Xiaolan were twins, and their appearances were [-]% similar. Besides, they were about the same height. Gao Xiaohua also had long hair with a shawl, a baby face, big eyes, and fair skin. Soft, thin body, Adam's apple is not prominent, just like a girl.
"KAO, is the Shao family out of their minds?"
"Hush..." Gao Wei hurriedly covered Gao Xiaohua's mouth, fearing that the rebellious words just now would be heard by the people outside the door who came to greet the relatives from Shao's family.
"My little ancestor, what's the matter?"
"Look at this dress, it's not from an ancient costume film, and the waist is so tight that I can hardly breathe, it's so uncomfortable, it's winter, I'm sweating so badly..." Gao Xiaohua pointed at the clothes on his body Complained, "There are still these shoes, these foot wraps, just prepare a pair of big ones, I have to make my feet smaller to wear these shoes that don't fit..."
"The Shao family has always been a fan of ancient dramas, and they especially like ancient styles. They asked to do this. Just bear with it... It's better than wearing a wedding dress..."
"Tsk... the forest is so big that there are really all kinds of birds, so it's okay..."
Gao Xiaohua understands that although he and Gao Xiaolan are very similar in appearance, there are still thousands of differences in physiology. As a man, he can't match the bumps and convexities unique to women. Fortunately, the Shao family has such a habit, otherwise he I really don't know how to pass the test smoothly.
"Master... it's time to put on makeup..."
Gao Xiaohua came to the makeup mirror and let the makeup artist paint on his face. Watching his face gradually become colorful, he felt uneasy again. Although he had played cosplay before, but It's only a few hours at most, and it's for work, even if it's not thoughtful, it's okay, this time it's different, if it goes wrong, the whole family will suffer, his Shao family is not the one who gossips for nothing.
Gao Xiaohua couldn't help feeling a little regretful, but he had already agreed, so he could only bite the bullet and comfort himself in his heart, isn't it just putting on a hijab and pretending to be a woman to perform in a play, it's not difficult!
After counting for 10 minutes, the makeup was finally done and the clothes were put on neatly.
Gao Xiaohua took a deep breath, then turned around gorgeously.
"Miss..." the butler couldn't help but blurted out.
Even Gao Wei didn't expect it to be exactly the same, not a bit different from the real body.
No way, it turns out that I would be such a mother, Gao Xiaohua burst into cold sweat, and immediately blew up, all worries and worries were left behind, and the image of a good man was ruined like this, it was all the fault of the damned Shao family, Is it great to be rich and powerful, and to be able to do whatever you want? Hehe, Shao Feifan, just wait, I will charge you for everything today, if I don’t disturb you, my surname will not be Gao!
Everything was tidied up, under the urgent urging of the Shao family, Gao Xiaohua was forced to put on the hijab, and got into the bridal sedan chair under his father Gao Weiqian's urging, Gao Xiaohua smiled wryly, this time it was really a big girl getting into the sedan chair, oh no, big The young master got on the sedan chair once.
The Shao family was really thoughtful. The sedan chair had good heating facilities and the cushions were also fluffy. Otherwise, in this winter, Gao Xiaohua's life would have been killed just by the seemingly thick but actually thin dress.
The sedan chair bumped all the way, just like my mother's cradle when I was a child, after a while, tiredness hit, Gao Xiaohua leaned back and dozed off, and dreamed in a daze...
In the dream, back to the year when I was ten years old, it was also the same winter, a long-haired girl who was a head taller than Gao Xiaohua was pulling him to run desperately, and I could faintly hear a group of men chasing fiercely behind him. In a panic, Gao Xiaohua tripped over a stone protruding from the road and sprained his foot. Seeing that the people behind were about to catch up, they hid in an old warehouse in a hurry and hid behind the shelves.
Gao Xiaohua was a crybaby when he was a child, he was afraid and the pain on his feet would make him sob softly.
"Xiaohua, don't cry, let me rub it for you..."
"Xiaohua, it's okay, it's just a little scratched, it won't affect your walking..."
"Xiaohua, don't be afraid, I'll lure them away later, you slip out through that little door, and hurry to find your parents, you know..."
The long-haired girl took off Gao Xiaohua's coat, found some foam in the warehouse to wrap it in, put it on her back, and ran to the warehouse door. Gao Xiaohua shivered from the cold, and of course he was even more frightened. Zhang Zhang did not make a sound, and after a while there was a commotion.
"There they are, hurry up..."
"Don't let them run away..."
"Little bastard, when I catch you, let's see how I deal with you..."
"..."
Gao Xiaohua woke up suddenly, "Sister Xiaofei..."
Seeing the hijab falling at his feet, Gao Xiaohua realized that he was dreaming. Gao Xiaohua couldn't help smiling, picked up the hijab and squeezed it in his hand, shaking his head. Ten years have passed, how can he still dream of the situation at that time? And it's so clear.
Ever since that incident, Gao Xiaohua secretly made up his mind that he must find Sister Xiaofei and marry her as his wife when he grows up. So over the years, he has rejected the pursuit of girls one after another, until yesterday Single, virgin.
As Gao Xiaohua grew older, Gao Xiaohua's desire became stronger and stronger, but he no longer called her Sister Xiaofei, but silently changed it to Xiaofei in his heart. He had been inquiring about her whereabouts for so many years, and it was because of this that he chose As a reporter, there has never been any news about Xiao Fei, and I don't know what happened to Xiao Fei, whether she was caught, whether she will suffer too much...
Hey~ Gao Xiaohua sighed for a while, fate likes to play tricks on people like this, Xiaofei didn't find him, and he got married first, what if he finds Xiaofei at that time, what should he do if he refuses to accept him because he was married to a man?
Oops, Gao Xiaohua's head now has two big heads...
In the end, I came up with a solution——
Just run away from marriage!
"Get off the sedan chair..."
The deep voice of a middle-aged man stunned Gao Xiaohua. He was only thinking about how to escape, but he forgot the time. The doze just now and the thinking for a while now, at least it would take an hour and a half, and Gao’s house went to Shao’s house on foot. It's only an hour and a half away...
It's over, there's no escape...
Is it fate?
Four years ago, his sister caused a catastrophe for him. Now God wants him to suffer for his sister.
At this time the sedan chair was already standing on its side, Gao Xiaohua hurriedly put the hijab on his head in a random way, he couldn't escape anyway, so he stepped out of the sedan chair as if ordered, and felt that there were two people on the left and right to help him, thinking to himself Maybe it's matchmakers and maids, isn't that how costume dramas are performed...
Worried that she would be betrayed, Gao Xiaohua staggered and walked in small steps, not to mention, just like the lady in the play, she really looks good.
"The sound of firecrackers is deafening, and the main door is opened to welcome the bride..."
Accompanied by the sound of firecrackers, the thick voice of the middle-aged man was raised even higher, which startled Gao Xiaohua. It hadn’t been this lively for a long time. You don’t need to look to know that there must be people standing around the gate, but Gao Xiaohua was a little puzzled. Isn't there a scene where the groom kicks the car door on TV? Why didn't it happen today?
With the support of the two people beside him, Gao Xiaohua slowly went up a few steps and crossed a threshold. He must have entered the gate. After walking for about ten minutes, another smaller threshold appeared under his feet.
"The newlyweds step into the second hall, and the red couplets are pasted on both sides..."
As soon as he passed, Gao Xiaohua felt that something was wrong. Does the house he lives in now have a threshold?Why do they keep crossing over and over again? Could it be that the people of the Shao family just like to find thresholds to cross when there is nothing to do, so they made so many thresholds?
Tsk... Gao Xiaohua rolled his eyes.
After walking for about ten minutes...
"Newcomers step through the treasury house, and the amount of gold and silver is used..."
Why does this line become more and more familiar the more you hear it, oh~ Recently Gao Xiaolan always dragged him to watch a costume drama "Marrying the Right Man on the Wrong Sedan Chair" seems to have such an episode. There are buildings, and the lobby is at the end after the buildings...
Obediently, don't you have to walk for more than 20 minutes...
I used to wear small shoes for my big feet, but now my feet are starting to hurt, and I'm still letting people live!
When she got off the sedan chair, she couldn't care about the ladylike image of everyone, so Gao Xiaohua simply put his hands on the person who was helping him to borrow strength, and he was completely paralyzed.
"The newlyweds walked through the building, and the flowers bloomed in the upper courtyard and a phoenix came out..."
……
"The bride steps into the hall, the wealth and glory will last for thousands of years..."
It's finally here. The damned Shao's family is really developing according to the plot. If my feet are worn out, I will pay for them. If I offend my master, I will rely on your family not to leave...
Before he could recover, the person who supported him stuffed one end of the red silk that felt very tactile into his hand. The middle part was heavy. It must be the kind of props used by new couples in ancient costume dramas to get married. The bridegroom officer wanted to lift a corner of his hijab to see what Shao Feifan looked like, but the master of ceremonies yelled so scared that he withdrew his hand.
"One obeisance to heaven and earth, one group of harmony..."
……
"Second obeisance to the high hall, the hall is full of gold and jade..."
……
"Husband and wife worship each other, love each other..."
……
"Send it into the bridal chamber, with deep affection..."
……
Hey, hey, please be a little creative, okay? Just copy who you are, Gao Xiaohua slandered for a while.
Such an old-fashioned way of getting married, and there is no creativity, red body, red shoes and socks, red hijab, disgusting to death, if you want to change it to the past, Gao Xiaohua has already felt oily on the soles of his feet----slipped, it's a pity that today's scene... …
At the same time, he turned dizzy and almost lost his footing. He took a few steps back, but luckily someone supported him.
Although the voice was low, Gao Xiaohua still heard the cold snort.
Who is it?
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