It's all the fault of marriage

In other words, Gao Xiaohua has been looking for his dream lover, sister Xiaofei, for so many years, but there is no progress at all. Seeing that the new year has started again, there is still no news of Xiaofei, which makes Gao Xiaohua very anxious.

On the first day of the Lunar New Year, Gao Xiaohua got up before dawn as usual, because he made an appointment with his sister Xiaofei to watch the sky slowly change little by little from the highest point of City S. Brighten up, although Gao Xiaohua has been running for nothing every year for the past ten years, Gao Xiaohua is still insisting, how much he hopes to see his dream lover again.

Gao Xiaohua ran to the highest point of City S as usual, but this time it was very strange, obviously he was familiar with the road, but after running for a long time, he still didn't reach the destination, Gao Xiaohua was wondering if it was because of the fog and darkness Wrong way?I was about to go back the same way, but I didn't expect that there was a big hole in the middle of the road, and I fell directly.

The strange thing is that it is so dark outside, but the pit which is as high as two people is extremely bright. Gao Xiaohua looked it up and found that the walls of the pit are smooth, and there is nothing in the pit. It is impossible to climb up Moreover, it is so early in the morning, there are only a few people passing by this place, and calling for help is far away, and the sky is about to dawn. What should I do if I miss the meeting with Sister Xiaofei just like this? ?

After continuing to grope for a while, still to no avail, Gao Xiaohua angrily kicked towards the wall of the pit, only to hear a thud, and a switch in the center of the wall behind him was activated, revealing a small hole with a shiny golden statue on it. Something like a teapot.

Anyway, I can't go out, and I'm idle, so Gao Xiaohua picked up the pot to watch and play, weighing it, the weight is quite heavy, it must be gold, look carefully, it seems that there is a word on the body of the pot - God What kind of lamp? I couldn’t see the word in the middle clearly. Gao Xiaohua had a slight obsessive-compulsive disorder, so he subconsciously took out a tissue and wiped it, hoping that he would know what the word was. It didn’t matter if he wiped it. The smoke came and slowly turned into a human form.

"You...you...who are you? How...how...how did you get out of the pot?" Gao Xiaohua was so frightened that he stuttered, took a few steps back, and then stood against the wall of the pit, fearful and fearful.

"Master, I am the lamp god X of this god X lamp. You release me and you are my master. I can fulfill your wishes. Please command me, master."

Recalling the fairy tales he read when he was a child, Gao Xiaohua made a wish that was more appropriate to his current situation.

"Then take me home!"

"Okay, master."

After a gust of wind, Gao Xiaohua opened his eyes and found that he was already standing by the bed in the bedroom at home.

"Master, my wish has been fulfilled. I will go back to the lamp first. If necessary, please wipe the lamp body. I will come to you immediately. Remember." Then, the lamp god turned into a wisp of smoke and entered into the lamp. into the pot.

Originally, Gao Xiaohua was just trying to see if everything would develop like in a fairy tale. I didn’t expect that all of this was true, so unreal, but everything happened. An idea popped up in Gao Xiaohua’s mind Come on, anyway, I have been looking for Xiaofei for such a long time, why don't you try to see if he can help you find it.

As soon as he thought about it, he acted, Gao Xiaohua wiped the lamp body, and it really appeared in front of his eyes as X said.

"Master, please tell me your wish."

"Bring Xiaofei, whom I met when I was a child, to my side!" Gao Xiaohua unceremoniously expressed the wish he had made in his heart.

"Okay, master."

After another gust of wind, Gao Xiaohua opened his eyes full of anticipation, and found that there was really another person on his bed, his face was buried in the quilt, and he seemed to be still sleeping. Gao Xiaohua was so excited that he finally saw him thinking about it day and night I don't know what Xiaofei looks like now, everyone says that she must be a beautiful woman.

Gao Xiaohua put the magic X lamp in his hand on the cabinet, strode over, and lifted the quilt, he was dumbfounded, why is he a man?

Gao Xiaohua was a little confused, turned his head to look at where X was, and shouted: "What I want is Xiao Fei, not some strange man, you'd better give me a reasonable explanation."

"Master, he is Xiaofei. My program has never had any errors." After saying X, he turned into a wisp of smoke and returned to the lamp.

Gao Xiaohua didn't believe it, and wiped the lamp body vigorously, but the lamp god X didn't come out anymore, but said through the lamp, "Master, I have reached the limit, I can only call twice a day, please call me again tomorrow." .”

Gao Xiaohua had no choice but to stand there in a daze, why did his good little sister Fei become a man?

"Yo, it's so handsome and delicious. I didn't expect that I, Shao Feifan, would get such a good fortune when I woke up early in the morning. If I don't do anything, I feel sorry for the author's arrangement, hehe..."

Gao Xiaohua, who was in a daze, didn't even notice that the man on the bed behind him was turning into a big bad wolf and pounced on him.

After a while, Gao Xiaohua's tragic cry came from the room.

"Ah...um...you...don't...stop..."

"Baby, but you told me not to stop..."

So, on the morning of the first day of the Lunar New Year, Gao Xiaohua was tossed and eaten by a certain big bad wolf until there was no bones left.

And then...then...then no more...

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[Dear dears, happy new year, Xiaomi’s first Fanwai was born, spread flowers, kill haha, I will present the Fanwaijun today, and Zhengwen will continue to update normally tomorrow. 】