In Yokohama's days as a writer

【What are you going to do? 】

Osamu Dazai is currently sitting on the sofa of the Armed Detective Agency, drinking tea leisurely.

He's obviously the leader of the port mafia, at least physically, but sitting next to a group of enemies doesn't feel out of place at all.

[Wait. 】

Osamu Dazai smiled at Ms. Haruno, and then added another cup of tea.

As for who to wait for, needless to say, it is naturally the Oda Sakunosuke of this world.

The system can't figure it out.

[You said that you became the leader because of Oda Sakunosuke, and there is no intersection at all, what are you trying to do. 】

[Because he will die. 】

Osamu Dazai put down the tea and looked out the window.

Osamu Dazai thought a lot and deduced what kind of situation he was facing before he made such a decision.

He became a mafia because the world there was very close to death. He didn't know what to do. Since someone invited him to join the mafia, he should go. Anyway, for Osamu Dazai, it's the same everywhere.

The mafia, which is close to death, may be able to give itself an answer.

About why to live, or is life meaningful?

Until now, Osamu Dazai still has no answer.

【You smart people just think too much...】

The system was speechless.

【You might as well write a novel. Think about your friend Oda Saku, who is not struggling as a novelist yet. 】

The system suddenly remembered something, he hurriedly flipped through the calendar, and then asked Osamu Dazai with a serious tone.

【Dazai, do you still remember what month and date the novel’s deadline is? 】

Osamu Dazai's expression froze, and then became heavy.

[It seems that it is tonight. 】

That's right, it's time for the once-a-week submission time again. Mr. Yandao Zhonger, who straddles a parallel world, is far away from the devil editor Kobayashi, but he can't help but have a portable reminder assistant by his side.

[Ah ah ah——]

【Hurry up!Paper!Pen!If we can't finish writing today, we will be finished tomorrow! 】

Editor Kobayashi, who seemed to have realized that his teacher hadn't finished writing the manuscript, made a calculation, then took out his mobile phone from his pocket and called his precious teacher.

The leader Jae who is dealing with Gide's follow-up incident: ? ? ?

Dazai picked up the phone, looked at the word 'devil' on it, and fell into a deep silence.

Is there something wrong with me in this world?

"Moshi Moshi." Dazai said calmly, "Hello, this is Dazai Osamu, what's the matter?"

Editor Xiao Lin on the other side of the phone was momentarily stunned by the calm tone, which sounded a little old at first, and subconsciously replied, "Sorry, I made a mistake and I'm sorry to bother you."

Then hung up the phone awkwardly.

Drip—drip—

Chief Zai:? ? ?

"Mr. Dazai." Akutagawa came back from the battlefield covered in blood, and looked at Dazai longingly, "It's all been dealt with."

Dazai nodded, his face was expressionless, and his heart was still a little complicated.

You know, in his world, it wasn't Akutagawa Ryunosuke who was accepted as his subordinate, let alone a subordinate, he took in Akutagawa's younger sister, Akutagawa Gin, and he must be hanging in the heart of this silly boy until now. You're the top of the list, and it's still the kind that stays the same all the year round.

hum- hum-

Dazai's phone vibrated again, he turned on the phone, looked at the caller ID, it was still the person who noted 'Devil'.

He took the trouble to connect, this time he didn't speak, the voice came first from over there.

"It's Teacher Yandao." After hanging up the phone, Editor Xiaolin made sure that he had made the right call, and then dialed his cell phone again, "Mr. Yandao, the deadline is approaching. How much did you write?"

Dazai was silent.

Editor Xiao Lin bitterly said, "You didn't write a single word, did you?"

"According to the outline you submitted, at least there are four to five million words waiting for you to fill in the gaps."

"You dialed the wrong number." Dazai said convincingly, then hung up the phone, and blocked the person with the comment 'devil' in a flash.

No matter what 50 million words, what he is looking for is Yan Dao Zhonger who wrote novels, what does it have to do with my leader Zai!

right!It wasn't him, he didn't dig a hole and leave it filled!

Dazai, who just found some memories from the parallel universe of the book, said, I don't know this person.

hum- hum-

There is no end to it, no matter who it is, they will hang up and blackmail one dragon.

Osamu Dazai held up his mobile phone expressionlessly, and was about to implement one-stop service when he saw the caller ID.

'Oda work'.

Ok……

"Hello~" Osamu Dazai picked up the phone, completely ignoring the thought of slapping his face, "What's the matter with Odasaku!"

"Did you have fun traveling with the kids~" Osamu Dazai was in a very happy mood, and even wanted to blow up Nakahara Chuya's car and set off fireworks to express his mood at the moment.

"Well, Italy is fun." Odasaku replied, "Your friend is very enthusiastic."

"Hmm! Just as long as you are happy!"

"Dazai, in fact..." Oda Saku's slightly distorted voice came from the other side of the phone, "Did you not hand in your manuscript this week?"

"Editor Xiao Lin called me just now, and he said you blocked him."

Chief Zai: ...

"Well, Odasaku..." Dazai tried to reason, "Although I can write well, I can't write as well as you!"

Oda·Rejected n Times·Accompaniment·Sakunosuke: ...I feel offended.

Odasaku was ruthless: "Oh, Dazai, have you finished your manuscript?"

Leader Jae: How can I explain to this Oda that I don't know anything about writing.

Worried, more worried than losing hair when the leader approves documents.

Not to mention the situation on the side of the leader Dazai, compared to this Zai who tore up the script and may have to cross domains, the system boy is much more leisurely.

After brutally rejecting the idea of ​​cross-world codewords, Edogawa Ranpo instead dragged Dazai to discuss detective novels.

Dazai has nothing else but reads a lot of books. Dazai has dabbled in various majors from all over the world, not to mention his quick brain, chatting with Edogawa Ranpo about detective novels, no one can get in the way for a while.

Junichiro Tanizaki, a member of the detective agency, quietly approached Kunikida Doppo and asked, "Mr. Kunikida, who is this gentleman who is chatting so happily with Mr. Ranpo?"

Although Mr. Tanizaki has given up thinking along the lines of the two people in front of him, it does not prevent him from having a gossip heart.

Kunikida adjusted his glasses: "This is Mr. Yandao Zhonger, a very fragrant and talented writer."

"Writer?" Junichiro Tanizaki thought of this, and his first reaction was that Edgar Allan Poe with long bangs and a little raccoon with human nature.

A person with supernatural powers who often comes to the detective agency to discuss reasoning with Mr. Ranpo.

"Is this Yandao-san also a person with supernatural powers?" Tanizaki Naomi, who was with Tanizaki Junichiro, asked.

Kunikida was overwhelmed by the question for a while, and shook his head: "I don't know, but I think, even if there is, it shouldn't be an attack-type ability."

"Could it be the reasoning ability like Mr. Ranpo?" Naomi boldly guessed, "Since we have such a happy chat with Mr. Ranpo, it's not impossible."

Junichiro Tanizaki shook his head, disapproving: "Naomi, although Mr. Ranpo seems straightforward and simple, but it must not be because of his supernatural powers that he can chat so happily with Mr. Ranpo. Mr. Ranpo's mind is the core of the detective agency. , he will definitely not be willing to associate with someone who cheats with abilities."

"Hmph!" Naomi was a little annoyed by Tanizaki's straightforward dismantling, she stepped forward and got angry with Tanizaki, "Of course I know, brother is too much!"

"Stop! Naomi, don't touch there, ah~"

Kunikida resolutely ignores the flirting brother and sister, and has no choice but to deal with the detective agency's documents.

"Although the writing style of Sherlock Holmes is unique and the charm of the characters is unparalleled, "Murder on the Orient Express" also has a special charm." Dazai Osamu introduced Edogawa Ranpo.

Edogawa Ranpo nodded, agreeing with Dazai's statement, but at the same time put forward his own opinion.

"Although these two books have their own flavors, I also like them very much, but what~"

Edogawa Ranpo pulled out a book from among the many books: "This "Black Cat" is very well written, and it reminds me of my initial appearance as a detective."

"Master Ranpo really likes it." Edogawa Ranpo emphasized.

"Well, this book is also good, but because of the age, it must be very different from the present."

The system listened with a complicated expression.

Well, because it's a book by your favorite author from another world.

Even if you change the world, can't you escape the aura of Edgar Allan Poe fans?

At this moment, the naive system doesn't know the malice of the big universe, and there is still some time before the crazy fan Poe arrives on the scene.

One day in the future, I was shocked when I saw Edgar Allan Poe, a deeply brain-dead fan of Chaos, and the system's expression of evil tastes in world consciousness.

In this world, literary giants abandoned writing for martial arts, Fukuzawa Yukichi ran away from the yen, and built a detective agency with "Japanese Reasoning Father".

Ryunosuke Akutagawa is Dazai Osamu's loyal dog and a fanatical fanatic. Poe is a fan of Edogawa Ranpo and vows to defeat Edogawa Ranpo.

The famous books of writers have become supernatural powers.

System: ... What kind of human suffering is this!

At this time, the door of the detective agency opened from the outside, and Kunikida took a look at it in his busy schedule: "Oda, you still know to come back."

"Yes." Oda Sakunosuke nodded, "I'm back."

"Do you know you're late!!" Kunikida was annoyed, "A full hour!"

"Ah..." Oda Sakunosuke realized it now, and he himself was quite distressed, "I was stopped by the aunt in the vegetable market next door, and I asked me, a member of the detective agency, to help judge, and then they quarreled on their own One hour."

"Aren't you impatient?" Kunikida doubted, he also had a personal experience. Although he is not as popular as Oda Sakunosuke, Kunikida is a good man who is diligent and thrifty, and he is often loved by the uncles and aunts next door. care'.

Does he know how tormented it is.

Oda thought for a while and replied, "Yes."

"But no one seems to see it."

Kunikida was silent for a while, then said to Oda, "Show me an impatient expression."

"it is good."

"........."

"........."

"...Is this impatience?" Kunikida looked at Oda who hadn't changed, and asked Chi

"Yes!" Oda Sakunosuke replied firmly.

"Puff~" Dazai Osamu paid a little attention to the situation here, and couldn't help laughing out loud.

Only then did Oda Sakunosuke realize that there was a stranger here: "Hello, I am Oda Sakunosuke."

Osamu Dazai nodded and said with a smile: "Hello, Oda Tsukuru, my name is Yandao Zhonger, and I'm a writer."

Oda Sakunosuke was stunned for a moment, but he retorted seriously: "My surname is Oda, not Oda Saku."

"Sorry, I'm sorry, I just think this title is more affectionate." Osamu Dazai said with a bit of apology on his face, "If you don't mind, I will change the title."

For example, Nosuke or something, Osamu Dazai thought unreliably.

Oda Sakunosuke didn't know what was going on, although the ability Tian/YiSeam was useless, but he was keenly aware of the ominous premonition.

"It's just that no one has ever called me that, so I'm not used to it."

"Then I'll be the first one."

Dazai Osamu's resolute voice echoed in the detective agency, before everyone could react, Edogawa Ranpo knocked on the table first.

"Enough is enough, this is a detective agency after all." Edogawa Ranpo warned Osamu Dazai, and Osamu Dazai spread his hands helplessly when he saw that he had been seen through.

"I just want to make friends." Osamu Dazai smiled, "It's not uncommon for friends to call each other by nicknames, so you can't just say hello with a gun as soon as you meet.

"Then you are telling the truth." Edogawa Ranpo was dissatisfied.

"I'm afraid that if I tell the truth, I won't be able to walk out of the gate of the detective agency." Osamu Dazai said in a joking tone, but few people took it seriously for a while.

Edogawa stared at Osamu Dazai for a while, then angrily took a few novels on the table that he hadn't read, and went to the president's office angrily.

"Hmph! I don't care about you, you can do whatever you like!" Little Ranbu hamster was very angry, and he decided not to share the snacks he had hidden from the president with Osamu Dazai.

Whatever he likes, so be it!

Ranpo-sama is no match for Oda!

Hmph, Lord Ranpo knows that you are here for Oda, do the others know?

Crossing the river and demolishing bridges is too much!

bang——

Edogawa slammed the door shut violently.

He was walking so fast that Osamu Dazai had no time to stop him.

But, forget it, Osamu Dazai thought, there is no need to involve other people in this matter.

This is a war between Osamu Dazai and Osamu Dazai.

Now, this war involves his friends, so it depends on who is faster.

After all, the leader Dazai took the lead in solving the mimic incident there and saved Odasaku.

Still, Osamu Dazai first stripped the cocoons, found the loopholes in this world, and returned to his own world.

It depends on who is faster.

Osamu Dazai thought so, and chatted with Sakunosuke Oda: "I heard that Mr. Oda is a novelist, what a coincidence, I also like to write stories in my spare time."

Look, Duan Geng Kuangmo is really embarrassed to say.

The system double despises.

Dazai ignored it.

"Yes." Speaking of this matter, Oda Sakunosuke was also willing to chat a few words, "Recently, I have some ideas, which are not mature enough. I want to collect some information first and then look at it."

Osamu Dazai heard the words and made a suggestion: "Has Oda Saku ever thought about writing from some small things around you? If you guessed right, you plan to try stories from other eras."

"Forgive me." Osamu Dazai disagreed, "It is very troublesome to control a long story. If I don't have a good control of the plot rhythm, I personally don't recommend a long story."

"Oda Sakuno, you should be very observant." Dazai Osamu thought that Oda Sakunosuke used to be a killer, and it was basic to see all directions and listen to all directions.

"I think, maybe you can try to write about things in your life, even if it is not published, it will be considered as a way to hone your writing."

"Following reality is much easier than imagining it out of thin air. No matter how rich the imagination is, it comes from reality." Osamu Dazai took a sip of tea to relieve his dry mouth.

Looking up, he found that the whole office was staring at him intently.

"???"

[I was shocked by you. 】

The system was a little moved.

[I didn't expect you to think so thoroughly, Zai Zai! 】

[I will always support you! ! 】

【Um. 】

Dazai took a sip of his tea lightly.

Nonsense, who wouldn't.