In Yokohama's days as a writer

The detective agency, which seems to have entered a period of slack, took a collective vacation with the support of famous detectives to participate in the writers exhibition in Yokohama.

It was also the first time for Osamu Dazai to come to this kind of occasion. Unexpectedly, it was quite lively. There were works of various writers on display at every booth, and the most popular ones were the works of Yandao Zhongji.

Osamu Dazai passed by many booths, and he could see his works placed in the most conspicuous positions, and the most popular ones were sold.

Several members of the detective agency went to the exhibition separately, and Kunikida and Osamu Dazai also walked casually together.

"Sir, two gentlemen!" A small stall owner called Dazai Zhi. Seeing that the two turned their heads, he hurriedly took out the book of Yandao Zhonger, "Brothers, do you buy books? Teacher Yandao's book, I told you Tell me, this is the first edition printed, so it’s definitely not a loss to buy it back and keep it.”

"The first printing?" Before Osamu Dazai could speak, Kunikida couldn't sit still, "Is it really the first printing?"

The stall owner raised his chest proudly: "Of course, this is the treasure of my stall! If it weren't for the extraordinary temperament of you two, I wouldn't bother to take it out!"

She pointed to the back of the book: "Look, it's the first printing."

Kunikida caressed the book like a baby: "Indeed."

【Huh~ Mr. Kunikida suddenly looks like an idiot. 】

Mr. Yandao Zhong Er, who was moronized: ...

Kunikida paid the money readily and took the book into his pocket. Seeing that he was straightforward, the stall owner couldn't help but say a few more words.

"Are you also here to come to the writers' meeting?" The stall owner is a girl with a high ponytail, with a very cheerful personality, "This kind of writers' meeting is also very good. After all, I can meet my favorite writers, and my heart is still different. of."

The stall owner suddenly became depressed as he spoke: "I just pity us Yandao fans, let alone meeting him, he doesn't even know whether he is a human or a dog."

"If Teacher Yandao's new book hadn't been announced at this writer's meeting, I wouldn't have come."

Osamu Dazai once ate a bag of dog food to anger a dog:? ? ?

Yes, I was offended.

explain!Are you Yandaohei!

[It's kind of true, maybe he's a dog. 】

The system made a sound sincerely.

[Block the warning! 】

Osamu Dazai hates dogs the most.

Kunikida Doppo was very puzzled, and he asked sincerely: "Didn't you say that Mr. Yandao is coming to the writers' meeting this time?"

"What?" The stall owner was confused, "Why don't I know!"

"We don't know either!" Yandao fans who came from all directions gathered in front of the stall owner's booth in an instant.

Kunikida: ...

Osamu Dazai: ...

system:……

Wait, where did you come from!

Kunikida coughed twice, a serious person like him couldn't stand the enthusiasm of Yandao fans, he chose his words carefully: "Just, I just heard from Editor Kobayashi, I heard that Yandao teacher will come to the scene this time. "

"Editor Xiao Lin, do you know Editor Xiao Lin!"

He had never seen it, it was Osamu Dazai who said it.

"Have you ever met Teacher Yandao?"

I've seen it, not only have I seen it, but I beat it every day, that is, Kunikida doesn't believe that Osamu Dazai is the second of Yandao.

"I originally came here for Teacher Yandao's new book, and now I've made a lot of money!"

Kunikida Doppo, who was overwhelmed by Yandao fans for a moment, stretched out a hand with difficulty.

"Ta, Dazai, help!"

Kunikida made a cry for help, but after waiting for a long time, there was no sign of Osamu Dazai, so he looked further away, what a guy.

Osamu Dazai didn't know when, he was already far away from the rioting crowd, took the beauty's slender and delicate hands, and went to release his hormones.

"Beautiful lady, it is a great honor to meet you here, what is your contact information?"

【Have you started again? 】

The system is expressionless.

【Hello, is your waist okay? 】

Osamu Dazai's smile froze slightly.

[Shut up, you! 】

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The members of the detective agency finally met at the meeting place, and their seats were linked together, so they became interested in the bandage on Osamu Dazai's head as soon as they met.

Miyazawa Kenji looked at the angry Kunikida, then at the smiling Dazai Osamu and asked, "Mr. Dazai, are you injured?"

Can Mr. Kunikida play well?

What Miyazawa Kenji wanted to ask more was this.

"It's okay, Mr. Kenji." Dazai replied indifferently.

Yosano Akiko was a little far away from them, but the word 'injured' was like a radar.

"Who, who is injured!" Yu Xie Ye was very excited, "Do you want me to help?"

Fatal injuries don't matter, because Yosano Akiko's ability "Please don't die" is a healing ability that can only be used on dying people.

But for non-fatal injuries.

Usually, Yosano Akiko cuts the wounded into serious injuries first, and then heals them.

All the people who entered Yosano Akiko's infirmary shuddered, which shows the great shadow of Dr. Yosano's treatment.

Osamu Dazai didn't panic in the slightest, instead he reached out and greeted Yosano Akiko: "It's okay, Dr. Yosano."

Seeing that it was Osamu Dazai with Yosano Akiko, it was a big ups and downs: "It's you, then it's okay."

Dazai Osamu's ability "Disqualification in the World" can nullify any other abilities, and Yosano Akiko's ability is of course useless to him.

Excluding some near-death situations, Dazai Osamu is the most difficult patient for Yosano Akiko.

"Tch, I thought I could show my skills." Yosano Akiko muttered.

Tanizaki Junichiro touched the sweat on his head: "It's really thrilling, is Mr. Dazai's eye injured?"

The right eye of Dazai Osamu's head was wrapped with a layer of bandages, and he heard the words and replied: "Well, I was seriously injured outside just now, ah~ Kunikida-kun is still glaring at me!"

Kunikida was unhappy and a little guilty. Seeing such a long-lost Osamu Dazai, he felt whole grains: "I told you to walk without looking at the road."

"The Complete Suicide Manual is a masterpiece!" Osamu Dazai retorted, "Besides, why is there a sewer manhole cover in the exhibition hall! What kind of devil's design is this!"

I also want to know this.

Kunikida Fuzuo, maybe Osamu Dazai was sent by heaven to restrain him.

"Take off the bandage and let me see the wound." Kunikida tore off a page from the notebook and conjured up a sterile cotton swab.

Osamu Dazai covered his eyes and shook his head vigorously: "I will not give in!! I will not take off the bandage even if I die."

"Is your body a bandage? You are a bandage waste device covered in bandages."

"Hey??!! It was discovered by Kunikida, yes, I am His Royal Highness Prince of Bandage Kingdom! Kneel down, pen master!"

"What the hell is a pen master! Don't be called a nickname by others, you bastard!"

Yosano Akiko saw Dazai Osamu's appearance, and said to Edogawa Ranpo who was sitting beside him, "It's completely different."

It's completely different from the first time I met Osamu Dazai.

Edogawa swallowed the snack in his mouth in disorder: "It's nothing different, but I'm better at hiding my emotions."

Yosano Akiko snickered: "It's still a bit different, Kunikida is so pitiful for being bullied by him."

"The detective agency is more suitable for him." Edogawa Ranpo raised a smile at the corner of his lips, "Dazai is not a fuel-efficient lamp. That kind of dark place can't fully tap his potential."

A born Mafia Dazai cadre would probably be dumbfounded when he heard this sentence.

Edogawa Ranpo really thinks that the detective agency is the most suitable place for Osamu Dazai to survive. In the mafia, a person like Osamu Dazai who has a serious mind either usurps the throne and becomes the leader, or is driven crazy by the darkness.

And now Osamu Dazai is obsessed with protecting his bandages, fighting wits and courage with Kunikida.

【Dazai, look over there. 】

The system suddenly found a familiar figure from behind, and pointed the direction to Osamu Dazai.

While struggling, Osamu Dazai glanced at the direction the system's arrow was pointing to, and his wine-red hair flashed by, making him stunned.

"Kunikida, I have something very important to tell you, you must listen." Dazai Osamu's face was extremely heavy.

Kunikida stopped his movements, thinking that Osamu Dazai had noticed some danger: "Why Dazai, is there a dangerous person nearby? Damn it, I knew Yokohama is not suitable for such a large gathering."

"Kunikida..." Osamu Dazai immediately drooped his face, his expression became very ugly, "There are three urgencies in people, I have to go to the toilet, if you have something to do, let's talk about it when you come back!"

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa' Dazai Osamu suddenly disappeared from Kunikida's sight.

"This guy—" Kunikida was so angry that his head hurt.

Other members of the detective agency rushed over to grab Kunikida who wanted to catch up and beat Osamu Dazai violently.

The venue is too big. Although Yokohama has never been a place for large-scale events, the security this time is really good.

When it was about to start, a young man with orange-red hair walked in. His seat was in the opposite direction from the detective agency, so he didn't meet him, and went straight to a row of empty seats.

"Ahem..." Akutagawa Ryunosuke sat aside, "Central Plains cadre, you are back."

"Yeah." The young man was Chuya Nakahara, a Hong Kong black cadre. He raised his hand and tugged at the skirt of his shirt, and then sat next to Akutagawa Ryunosuke. Isn't it a waste to arrange it?"

Ryunosuke Akutagawa was in poor health, but he still suppressed the desire to cough to Nakahara Chuya's casual complaints, and dutifully replied: "I don't know, I heard from my sister that this is a vacation."

Nakahara gave a 'tsk' sound of displeasure, and took out a bottle of water from the side and handed it to Akutagawa Ryunosuke: "Here, drink water."

"Thank you Central Plains officials." Akutagawa did not refuse.

"The leader must have some kind of plan." Zhong Yuan Zhong also thought for a long time, but he still didn't believe that his leader would let him, the 996 employee, go.

"Well, the leader is indeed far-sighted, and I will definitely live up to his trust." Akutagawa also expressed his opinion.

The two people who gradually changed their minds really misunderstood Mori Ogai. This time it was really a small vacation. The far-sighted leader Mori suddenly found out that a certain cadre and team leader had not taken a vacation for three consecutive years. , in the spirit of humanitarianism (Hongye's death gaze), with a wave of his hand, he decided to give them a day off.

It just so happened that the Miyagawa Group collapsed, and the writers’ meeting was relocated to Yokohama. There was a small task of security, and again in the spirit of humanitarianism (earning a little is a little), I gave the two of them a piece of paper. ticket.

Nakahara Chuya and Akutagawa Ryunosuke, whose thoughts have been transformed: I will definitely not disappoint the leader's expectations!

It's silly to work overtime, Nakahara-kun, Akutagawa-kun.