Domineering Mafia's Silly Goose Wife

What??

what? coming?

Brother, please speak clearly.

I just came up with this question. A strange species that I can't describe with my current Chinese level suddenly stood between me and Gojo Satoru.Even though I didn't even blink my eyes, that monster just appeared out of nowhere.

The humanoid monster seemed to be laughing, and what could barely be called a mouth was slightly raised at both ends.The eyes are round and big, but they are not round and round like those that make people feel cute. They are hollow like two holes that cannot let in light.It probably has no eyelids, so it just looks at me without blinking, and faces me with that weird smiling face.

I:! ! !

Fuck!Brother, your high-energy early warning failed. I was completely unprepared to face this kind of monster.

I was taken aback by this monster that suddenly appeared beside me. I reflexively raised my leg and gave a flying kick. The monster screamed and turned into particles and dissipated in the air.

……Disappeared?

I:? ? ?

According to what happened in the coffee shop, I frowned, and hesitantly asked Gojo Satoru, who was still in his trouser pockets with his hands in his hands, not nervous at all: "This? Is this the super magic spirit you mentioned?"

Gojo Satoru nodded: "Yes."

"So, I exorcised that curse spirit?"

No way, no way, according to his popular science level setting of spell spirits, super-level spell spirits are the highest level that can’t even be destroyed by cluster bombing/bomb bombing, why? Maybe? That’s it? Exorcise.This? It's too lacklustre. I don't know whether to praise myself or complain about the other party? It's so sloppy.

"Miss Saiki really gave me a lot of surprises," Gojo Satoru leaned over to me, looked at me up and down for a while, although I don't know what he can see when he wears a blindfold ?Come on, said with a smile, "Would you like to become a conjurer? With my recommendation, you can become a first-class conjurer soon. If it's Miss Qi Mu, it's not impossible to become a special conjurer. can."

Question marks were about to appear on the top of my head again, so I quickly rubbed my head and suppressed it.I feel like I have a little more question marks on my head today, which is not good or not.

'Reject him. 'My brother's voice knocked into my head again.

... I am not ready to agree to him, my dear brother.

My sister is doing a good job as a policeman now, why did she go to be a conjurer for no reason? A conjurer, or a conjurer I don't know at all.

Adults never say no directly. I made a random excuse, expressing that I still love the police profession deeply, and I will seriously consider his proposal in the future.

He spread his arms and sighed, "What a pity." That's what he said, but I couldn't see his regret at all.

I don't even know what happened? What happened? Is that what the curse spirit is? Inexplicably? Solved it.Brother said he was going to send a fool back first, let me go home without delay? Don't get involved with this troublesome person.

--Fool?

—Which idiot?

——You are with a fool? And you want to send the fool home??

When I heard his tone, I always felt that something was wrong.I am too busy with work, and it has been a long time since I got along well with my two younger brothers, playing the role of a close sister, and chatting with my young brothers about the troubles of young Werther.Could it be that he secretly poked at him? He made a girlfriend but didn't tell us. Speaking of which, he also said something before? I couldn't understand.

My brother Saiki Kusuo, God of Two-dimensional, talks about a human(?) girlfriend.

I shivered subconsciously. I always felt that this? What was the rhetoric?

"It's the first time I saw the curse spirit." I returned the glasses to him, and we walked back along the original road. On the way, he asked me, "Miss Qi Mu, what do you think? What do you think?"

AR technology → mantra → seems to be very strong → vegetable dog.

Out of nowhere, I got in sync with my mother-san, and I suddenly understood how she felt when she looked at me?...No!are different.This? Only Mantra is a real dish, but my mother thinks that there is a qualitative difference in my dish.

But I wouldn't say such blunt things to a blind date that I've only met for a few hours. Adult socialization can be troublesome.So I said implicitly, "It's a little different than I imagined."

He laughed, and there was always a tone in his laughter that I couldn't explain clearly: "Do you think they are super weak?"

"After listening to your popular science, I thought it would take a lot of effort to exorcise him, but I didn't expect this? He disappeared easily."

"To be honest, I didn't expect Miss Saiki to be able to do this?"

To be honest, I didn't expect that I could do it to this extent.Maybe I'm a person with superpowers, but I didn't discover this fact because I couldn't see the magic spirit before.

The finishing touches? It’s not Gojo Satoru’s turn to do it. Yidi, who is waiting outside, doesn’t know what’s wrong. When he saw us coming out, he frowned and looked at me for a long time before he obviously relaxed. Take a breath.

I:? ? ?

Gojo Satoru hooked his shoulders and grinned: "I'll kill you."

Yidi Zhijiegao was visibly shaken, and quickly asked, "Mr. Wutiao, do you need me to take you back?"

"It's Miss Saiki's blind date anyway." Gojo Satoru let go of her and walked towards me. "Send her home? This thing? Of course I can do it myself."

Yidi Zhijiegao immediately showed a very suspicious expression.

I looked at the two of them and came to a conclusion: Wujo Wu must not be a positive image worthy of respect in Yidi Zhijiegao's mind.

But yes, I would take an ordinary person whom I met for the first time to directly exorcising the curse spirit, or the highest level special level. This? People are either overconfident in their abilities, or they are crazy.

In winter, it gets dark very quickly. We just ate some snacks to fill our stomachs on the way back, and the sky completely darkened.The street lights on both sides of the road came on, and the night was windy. I gathered up my coat and looked at the other party? He was wearing a thin uniform, and I felt cold for him.

"Mr. Gojo, you can just send it here," I said to him kindly, "It's also cold, so you should hurry back."

"It's okay, it's okay," he waved his hands casually. "It happens that I also have some problems. I want to talk to Miss Qi Mu."

Don't, what if you follow me home? Mom thinks we're going well? What to do?

"Miss Saiki, is she interested in becoming a conjurer?" This? This is the second time he sent me a signal to poach a wall today.

"Sorry," I still tactfully rejected him, "I have no plans to change careers at the moment."

"It's like this," he puffed up his cheeks and sighed with regret, "I wanted to show Ms. Qi Mu a special magic spirit, which aroused your interest, but the result? I haven't even seen it clearly yet. What does he look like? Your appearance has been eliminated by you."

No, no, no, I don’t think I can be blamed for this, and I didn’t think that the special-grade dog that can’t be wiped out by bombs/bombs in your mouth is this kind of vegetable dog, the kind of dog that is more delicious than Kabukicho Saori sauce.

"Sure enough, it's great to come here for a blind date according to the principal's words. Miss Qi Mu is really a very special person as the principal said," he clasped his hands together, curled his mouth, and said happily ? Said, "Today's getting along is very pleasant. In exchange, I can show Miss Qi Mu my big baby."

I:? ? ?

I:! ! !

What?? !

What? Big baby?

Don't tell me it's the big baby I imagined. This guy looks like a human, but he's actually an exhibitionist.Or is it that his brain circuit is not the same as that of a normal person, and it is the first time in his heart that he meets on a blind date, and it is enough to round it up? You can just doi.

I almost shuddered, subconsciously took a few steps back, almost tripped over a stone on the ground, and was so frightened that I couldn't speak clearly: "This, this? It's not very good. Mr. Wujo, I think we I haven't gotten to that level yet, ahem, cough, of course even if I'm familiar with that level, this kind of occasion isn't suitable."

"It's okay." He hooked the upper edge of the blindfold with one hand, and slowly approached me with a smile, directly breaking through the social safety distance that should exist.His laughter was deep and lustful, which made me shudder subconsciously: "Miss Qi Mu, don't say that? I feel embarrassed when I say it."

Elegance / worm / butterfly!

Kekeke I was wrong.

A red light came on in my mind, beeping beeping beeping beeping incessantly, my police intuition was warning me that this man was going to do something "bad".I looked for the right opportunity, squatted down at the moment his left foot hit the ground, propped up on the ground with one hand, and tried to trip him with a sweeping leg.But his movements were more sensitive than I imagined. I never expected that he could react and lightly leap to the side, and the distance between the two of us narrowed a little.

Tsk, this man is really strong.

One blow failed, I hooked out the handcuffs in my bag, bent down to avoid his outstretched hands, and directly clasped them on his wrists, trying to catch him by turning over and throwing his hands. Buckled in the back.But his movements were faster than mine, and his strength was stronger than mine. After a few strokes back and forth, he suddenly retracted the handcuffed hand. I was staggered by him, and I had no time to let go. The handcuffs were held back by him.

The next? A second and I was pressed against the wall by him.

The cold handcuffs slipped down his wrists. He turned his back to the full moon, and the cold moonlight fell on his silver-white hair. He looked at me with a pair of smoky blue eyes.What's in the eyes? There are, but what? Nothing, it's like jewelry.

"Does it look good?" He asked me with a smile.

"Just this one?" I looked at him confusedly, "The big baby you just mentioned refers to the eyes?"

Good-looking is good-looking, the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen, like an endless sky that extends to the end of the world.But I preconceived? I thought you wanted me to see that, but now you? Suddenly told me that what you want to show me is your eyes, so... a little bit of a gap?

"Miss Saiki's behavior is so indifferent." He blinked, opened the distance between us, and spread his hands in regret, "I thought you would be very surprised."

Brother, why are you just taking off the blindfold? You have to dawdle like unbuttoning your belt and taking off your pants. I'm full of color. I thought you wanted to do something? What? Something unsound?And this? What? It’s amazing. No matter how beautiful it is, it’s still just a pair of eyes. If you tell me that there are four eyes under the blindfold, maybe I will perform "Scream" for you on the spot.

I thought so? But it would be too impolite to say so.I nodded reservedly, and apologized while uncuffing my handcuffs: "I'm sorry, I misunderstood just now."

"Hey——" He drew his voice, rolled his eyes, rubbed his hands and wrists, and asked me with a bad smile, "What did Miss Qi Mu misunderstand?"

"I misunderstood that you wanted to attack the police." I said calmly.

"If it's Ms. Saiki," he leaned his upper body over and laughed in a low voice, "I can also show it to you."

I calmly ignored his words, took back the handcuffs, and nodded coldly at him: "My house is not far from here, Mr. Wutiao doesn't need to send it away anymore."

"It's cold—" he complained in a drawn out voice.

--Oh.

I responded more coldly in my heart.

"Obviously I want to give you a surprise, and take the opportunity to induce you to become a magician." He clasped his hands together, tilted his head and smiled, and made a decision, "If this is the case, let Miss Qi Mu see other things." something."

"Hold out your hand." He raised his palm and said to me with a smile.

I:? ? ?

No way, brother, what are you going to do? Things? I can't hold back the question marks today.

"come on."

"Mr. Gojo?"

"Come on, Miss Saiki."

The blind date reaches out to you and asks you to do the same.

...This? I really can't blame me for thinking too much.

I looked at Gojo Satoru vigilantly, and he stood there, smiling, maintaining the original posture of reaching out, and kindly invited me: "It's a very magical thing, and it will definitely surprise Miss Qi Mu."

This man shouldn't be so oily that he took the opportunity to hold my hand? I suspiciously looked at him for a while, and then tentatively stretched out my hand...and was blocked by something after that, no matter what? I can't even touch his palm.

what--

My eyes widened, and I looked up in surprise at Gojo Satoru.

"Miss Saiki still doesn't want to be a magician?"

I shake my head.Compared with the conjurer, why don't you explain what is the situation now?

There is still an invisible barrier between the palms, and the black eyepatch hangs on his slender neck. He said regretfully: "What a pity, it's rare to see such a person who is suitable to become a conjurer. "

I looked at him and blinked.

understood.