Domineering Mafia's Silly Goose Wife

He?, is a magician who walks the night.

She is an ordinary public security elite.

He? Knows that the two of them are in two completely different worlds, even though... ahem, ahem, it's far away.

All in all, Wujo Wu wants to say: Magicians and non-magicians are two parallel lines that cannot intersect, just like now, even though we are so close, yet so far away.No matter how hard we try, there is always a thick, invisible barrier between us, and non-magicians will never be able to integrate into the life of conjurers.

To be more simple and crude, there is no result between me, who is not a conjurer, and him, who is a conjurer.

But after thinking about it seriously, I still feel that my guess is too nonsensical and my thinking is too jumpy.Even if he wants to refuse, what he said is too vague, and it is simply not understandable for ordinary people, so I decided to carefully test him? To verify my thoughts?.

I signaled him to stretch out his hand, palm to palm like just now.It's obviously empty, but? It can't be touched all the time.

"Between us? There is "infinity". "I told him.

Infinitely close, but? can never touch, just like two parallel lines.

He? The smile on the corner of his mouth suddenly widened: "As expected of being admitted to the professional group of the Police Department, Ms. Qi Mu is really smart."

I:……

My guess turned out to be right? !

Adults' words are really so roundabout? If you want to refuse, you can't say it clearly, and you have to go around thousands of twists and turns.It's also fortunate that he met such a smart and interesting woman as me, otherwise others would not understand the deep meaning in his words.

As for whether I feel embarrassed because I was rejected by him, that's fine. Adult blind dates are straight to the point. It's better to make it clear earlier than to procrastinate and waste both parties' time.Besides, I didn't want to come on a blind date, so it's better to say that I refused.

"I understand, I understand, of course I understand." I nodded repeatedly.

"That's good," Gojo Satoru smiled, "Then I don't need to explain further."

Their previous blind dates probably didn't understand what they meant, but they were so subtle, a hundred times more subtle than my "my lover is this country", so I can't blame others for not understanding.If it wasn't for the foreshadowing in front of it, I would have thought that he just wanted to show off his superpowers... Ah no, the professional term is a technique, how could he be guessed? ?

Originally, I wanted him to be more straightforward in the future, but I thought about it and decided to forget it.As a blind date person who has just been rejected, neither do I? With that position and qualifications, it is better not to talk too much.

In terms of being a human being, I am very good.

My house is two streets away, and there is no one? Let this blind date who has already marked the "gameover" tag deliver it.He walked back home slowly, and brought his brother his favorite coffee jelly on the way.

Probably because I heard the sound of the key opening the door. As soon as I pushed the door and went in, I saw my mother waiting at the entrance, looking at me with her pair of green eyes shining brightly.

I:……

A little scary.

She asked me expectantly: "Sha Jiang, is the blind date going well?"

The other party rejected me hahaha.

No, you can't laugh.

I tried my best to tighten the muscles on my face, fearing that the expression on my face would be too distorted, so I quickly lowered my head and said in a low voice: "Mom, Mr. Gojo rejected me."

"Hey!" Mom exclaimed, "What happened?"

"Their identities are a little troublesome. Their family background is beyond the reach of ordinary people like us. It's not convenient to talk about the specific situation," I told my mother vaguely as I walked into the house, "so Mr. We are people of two worlds."

"Eh?!" Mom's eyes widened in surprise, "Isn't Mr. Wujo just a handsome teacher of the people?"

"Besides the handsome people's teacher, he... has another identity that is not suitable for ordinary people to know," I thought for a while, and gave an example that she could understand. My brother is in a lot of trouble."

The conjurer who destroys the magic spirit to protect the people.

Committed to becoming a superpower for ordinary people.

How do you think it is the former? The latter is more troublesome.

But to be honest, it doesn't really matter to me whether their identities are troublesome or not. The identity of the police is also very troublesome. I just found an excuse to prevaricate my mother.

...But this kind of thing? It's inconvenient for my mother to know.

"Isn't that a fraudulent marriage?" Mom said angrily, "This kind of thing? It should be made clear in the morning."

"Probably it's inconvenient to speak directly to ordinary people like us. Today? It was also because of a little accident that he? told me his real identity." I explained to her seriously, "Say no to the introducer. As long as it is suitable, there is no need to say anything else. After all, I was rejected, and I still have to save face."

My mother said angrily, is that the other party? Good luck, let me not be discouraged, she will try her best to find me the next blind date.What's more, in her mind, Lu Qingqi realized one thing? Shuaibi is unreliable, so she turned her attention to honest people.

I:? ? ?

At this time, shouldn't you just give up on asking me to go on a blind date?My dearest and dearest mother, giving up is also a virtue at some point.

"Mom, I have something to ask Kusuo. If it's important, I'll take him upstairs first." I picked up my brother and ran away decisively.

My brother was sitting on the stool, and I was sitting on the edge of the bed, looking at him seriously, and after a long time I said, "Brother, what happened today—"

'Sister, you are also a superpower. 'brother interrupted me.

I:……?

Question: What is it like to live an ordinary life for 20 years before discovering that you are a person with superpowers?

Answer: Thank you for the invitation. I feel calm, calm and calm, and my heart is like still water.

I calmly raised my hand and pressed the air, signaling my brother to continue talking later.After 3 minutes of emptying my mind, I tilted my head and looked out of the window. There were thousands of lights outside. Looking back 20 years? Memories flashed, and I thought of the appearance of my two younger brothers when they were just born. They were as wrinkled as a monkey, and their bodies were small and soft wrapped in a quilt.Unknowingly, they have grown up so much that they can take charge of their own affairs, and my sister can also retire after a successful career, which has never happened in this life? What a pity... Cough, cough, thinking too far.

I rubbed my face before returning? When I came to my senses, I rubbed my face again, and said with a deep expression: "I have accepted this setting, brother, you can continue talking."

My brother said, my superpower is called "the light of the righteous way", which can destroy ghosts and ghosts, just like the cursed spirit expelled today, but because I can't see those? known.As for using it on people, it can increase your own affinity, reduce the vigilance of others, especially criminals, and lead people to the right path. It has a miraculous effect when used on mouthpieces.

"...He? What is the superpower called? Why don't you just say that I have it? I have a whole body of righteousness and specialize in defeating all kinds of monsters, ghosts, treacherous and villains."

My younger brother glanced at me: "This matter? I also heard about it not long ago. You——"

"Wait!" I found my blind spot and looked at my younger brother suspiciously, "Someone else? Who is this other person? Male or female? Do I know him? Is that the idiot you mentioned?"

'...you are as perceptive as ever in matters of this insignificance. '

"Where is it irrelevant? This matter? I don't know how important it is." I touched my chin. It doesn't matter whether superpowers or not. Now I am more concerned about the troubles of the young Kusuo. "Brother, do you have ? Someone you like?"

My brother looked at me like a fool.

Okay, let me change the question: "Does anyone in the school like you?"

Saiki Kusuo: '...'

The younger brother was suspiciously silent.

I looked at him? He was also silent.

The next second I held my chest, stuttering in surprise: "Really, really?"

'...What is your expression? 'My brother looked at me blankly.

"It's just a very ordinary expression of surprise." I rubbed my face, took a deep breath, and tried to suppress the shit in my heart that kept swiping the screen, so as not to look at my brother with strange eyes.In fact, if you think about it seriously, this kind of thing is not surprising.I looked at my younger brother, radish and green vegetables have their own preferences, maybe that girl just likes his ordinary personality and appearance.

My brother glanced at me indifferently.

"Speaking of which, like your sister, you have the face of a famous person on campus," I said, holding my face, "If you are willing to remove the "ordinary" mind control imposed on you, people who like you will definitely There will be more. "

'...can you boast about yourself without beating around the bush? '

"Isn't what I'm telling the truth!" I was confident about this, "My sister's mother, Sang, who worked as an undercover agent before, said it, and I only have this face that I can see through."

'...' The younger brother held his forehead.

Inexplicably, I seemed to be scolding myself, I shook my head, and brought the topic back to the main topic: "If there is any? Boy Kusuo's troubles, remember to tell my sister. My sister is someone who has experienced it. At least I can provide you with some experience. So I won't ask you any more, let's get back to the matter of superpowers."

The younger brother said that among the people they knew, there was a psychic who could see spirits and curse spirits, and he learned about it through the mouth of a spirit and told them.But since I can't see anything, there's no difference between telling me and not telling me, so he didn't mention it to me.

They told me that, generally speaking, spirits are the residues of thoughts after death, while mantra spirits are a collection of negative human emotions.The spirit does not have the ability and intention to harm human beings, but the curse spirit is just the opposite. The explosion in Chiba two days ago was also caused by the conjurer's failure to set up an "account" when exorcising the curse spirit.

'Even if you can't see them?, they are real. '

"Anyway, my superpower has a miraculous effect on exorcising curse spirits." I lay back on the bed, looked at the ceiling lamp on the ceiling, and had an idea on a whim, "If the police can't get along Now, go and become a conjurer."

But probably not? At that time.