Domineering Mafia's Silly Goose Wife

As soon as the voice fell, I saw that Ling Gu Ling's eyes widened in an instant, and the top of his head almost? Dropped a big red exclamation point to express his "shocked".

The atmosphere suddenly became silent and awkward. When he got up, he looked at me and frowned slightly, probably thinking about whether I am now relying on my senior status to carry out sexual/harassment/harassment in the workplace.

I:……

bold!Am I that kind of person? !

I was about to explain that although he is really cute and I like him very much, but I will never do that kind of intimidating? When he said cautiously: "If it is a joke between male friends , that should count as something."

I returned to the police state in a second, pinching my chin up and down seriously? Looking at him: "That means you don't reject being grabbed by the same sex."

"No," he silently glanced at me and reminded in a low voice, "I don't think we can draw such a conclusion directly."

I ignored him and continued to ask, "Then what about the opposite sex grabbing your ass?"

He was silent again, looked at me, looked at me again, and then carefully answered, "I don't have this kind of experience."

"That is to say, you yourself? You don't know?" I nodded, and looked up at this decent? Young man, at first sight, he would not grab people's buttocks or casually? Just? Ask him, "So you want to? Try it?"

Jiang Guling: "...?"

I can see the ?question mark? above his head.

"There is a lot of fish and dragons in the casino, and the same sex and the opposite sex may come to grab your ass. You have never experienced such a thing, in order to prevent you from reflexively knocking others down," stretched out his hand and grabbed it? Grab it, I sincerely? Ask him , "Need? Shall I help you rehearse in advance?"

Jiang Guling: "..."

He showed me an awkward yet polite smile: "No need, senior."

How can this kind of thing be clear if you don't try it? I'm serious again: "I want to let you feel it first so that you won't be scared. Don't worry, I have a lot of experience in this kind of thing."

Jiang Guling smiled and insisted: "Really? No more?"

"Okay," I retracted my paws a little regretfully, and thought of another thing, "By the way, some people may still say some vulgar words, such as your ass is so dry It must be cool or something? Don't? Take it to heart, really angry? But wait until the task is completed? I'll go with you to put on a sack and beat them up."

Probably never heard of it, or? Didn't think of justice? Miss Public Security can bluntly? Say this kind of dirty words, he seems to be startled? Slowly? Blink? Blink, and cough lightly in the next second I dodged and dodged my? Eyes, pursed the corners of my mouth and nodded indiscriminately, saying that he understood.Looking at his slightly shy?appearance?, I have?an illusion? that I?

This is of course an illusion, the public security? Can the explicit words be called sexual/harassment/harassment? This is called work? Requirements? Teaching needs.This is a junior who has never seen the dangers in the world. As a senior, I have to teach him well.

"If you need? You can talk to me at any time," I told him seriously. "If you feel that only? one person will be caught, you will be embarrassed. My? Ass can also be caught by you."

Hearing this, he was obviously stunned. After seeing it, it took me a long time before he slowly blinked. He blinked and asked softly, "Senior, did you encounter this situation before?"

"I used to pretend to be a low-level character, even if the other party stepped on your dignity under your feet, you have to smile at him sweetly and softly." I told him, "We It is the public security, and behind it is the people and the country. In order to accomplish the task and achieve the goal, no gender or dignity, everything must be done."

In my "first undercover job", my mother San told me that even if my butt was touched, I should bear it. Ellie said that only those who "abandoned their dignity" could climb on the bones.And I have already done it? All kinds of awareness, even if someone rubs my chest.

Speaking of breast rubbing, I suddenly thought of one thing.Mr. Chuya wanted to rub my breasts the first time we met, but he didn't do so until I left.

"So," I scratched? Scratched my head to pull back my thoughts, stretched out my fingers and stretched out my hand, sincerely asked Fugu Ling, "Need? Shall I grab it?"

Jiang Guling frowned, looked? Looked at me and looked again? Looked at me for a long time before reluctantly nodding, not knowing what he was thinking, hesitantly asked me: "Do I need to stand up now?"

I am very pleased that he is so enlightened, but I still waved my hands: "The most important thing about this kind of thing? It is to be caught off guard. You are now mentally prepared, and it is useless to test you at this time."

We haven't decided which one is better, the waiter or the guest. We have thought about two solutions, adding all the details we can think of so far.I went through the process roughly, and I really can't think of anything else I missed. I thought about it, and thought that it would be useless if I continued to think about it. .

While packing up the files, Furutani asked me, "Senior, do you want to go home?"

I shook my head: "I rented an apartment nearby. I usually live in the apartment during working days, and I don't go home until I'm on vacation." Of course, the main reason is to avoid blind dates.

"I still have? I want a little question? Ask senior, can we have dinner together tonight?"

I was entangled between the blind date object Fuguya Rei and the task partner Fuguya Rei? For three seconds, I thought? I thought or agreed? Come down: "I know there is a ramen restaurant nearby that tastes good, can I?"

He smiled and said, "I'm not picky about food."

In the middle of the night, the police station is still brightly lit, and from time to time, three or two social animals pass by.As I was walking, I suddenly thought of something, stopped, turned my head and called out? He said: "Right, Mr. Jianggu."

"What?" He tilted his head and looked at me suspiciously.

"You—" I slapped his ass with lightning speed.

Falling valley zero:! ! !

He was obviously frightened? When he jumped, his ears were going to stand up? The kind.If I hadn't taken a step back? The movement? Was faster, I would have? He clasped my wrist backwards and pressed it against the wall?.

So cute.

No no no, you can't think like that.When you think about it, is it normal? Things get weird?And maybe he violated discipline and regulations, and was asked to drink tea by the department next door? That kind of violation.

"Senior, you—" He paused, reacting quickly? Come here, seriously? Frowning.

I looked at the?

"I have learned fighting, and when I encounter this situation, my consciousness is to attack back." Ling Gu Ling frowned slightly, "This is indeed a problem."

"It's not a problem to be frightened, most people will be frightened, but they can't react aggressively," I thought for a while, how did I do it, "my reaction is faster, even if it's subconscious Action? But you will notice something wrong halfway, and correct it quickly.”

There is no problem with the previous "sentimental reaction", but his conditioned reflex attack at the back is too obvious, even if he can find a reason, it will always make people vigilant.

Seeing that Jiang Gu Ling still pursed his lips with a serious face? Thinking about this matter, I comforted him: "Response to this kind of thing can be trained? Maybe you will get used to it after I take a few more shots?"

"...Senior, I think this training method may not be comprehensive." Jiang Gu Ling replied.

This is actually a bit like desensitization therapy for PTSD... well, this is my nonsense? After all, I haven't studied psychology systematically.After thinking about it or not misleading them about my "unprofessional" aspects, I tried to bring forward my own experience: "Why don't you test me while I'm not paying attention, so as to carefully observe my? Reaction? "

He responded indiscriminately, and when he saw it, he was not ready to do what I said.Is that so? No way, I’m a senior. I know you’re an upright young man, Mr. Jianggu, but you don’t care whether you’re upright or not in the mission. To complete the mission is to forcefully kiss a pig’s head...Okay, My brain hurts thinking about that scene.

However, the senior can't show his immature side in front of the junior, especially when he said the handsome line of "protecting the junior" in front of him just now.I told him very seriously: "Mr. Fugu, pretending is to become another person. Jump out of the current identity, personality, experience, integrate everything into the "role", and make a "role" "Actions", even if this is something that "Furuya Zero" will not do. "

I asked him, "Do I look like a random? Ass-slapping? Man?"

He pursed his lips and shook his head.

Not to mention my two grown up? Brothers, I haven't even patted the ass of my? Close relatives and friends.If it wasn't for the task requirements, how could I take pictures of your first blind date? You need to maintain social distance.

I then asked: "Do you think you can pat the ass of seniors of the opposite sex? People?"

He looked? Look at me, still shaking his head.

I feel that today's topic can't get out of this body part. I scratched my head and said, "So, you are not this kind of person, and I am not this kind of person. But I did this for the mission? You It's just because of the mission, it's not real? You."

All in all, it is to break through yourself.

To be more blunt, I am not a human being!

DIO famously said that human abilities are limited.So as long as you have the awareness to not be a human being, you can accomplish anything.

Seriously? This is the end of the matter. After I ordered the tonkotsu ramen and returned the menu to the waiter, I saw Rei Furutani still thinking seriously, and shouted: "Don't think about it, go ahead. It's time for cooking. My mother said, don't think about distressing things when eating, so that you can feel the deliciousness of the food and replenish energy for a hard day."

He looked up at me, and smiled again: "Senior, he was born in a happy family."

"Huh? It's okay," I said while handing him the chopsticks, "but my mother did have a great impact on my life."

My "superpower" brother has already said that, if not for my mother and my "careful teaching", he would probably become the big devil who destroys the world... Although I don't know what I have done Only then will this younger brother aspire to become an ordinary person.

We don't have the habit of eating without talking or sleeping without talking, chatting about something while eating ramen.He talked about his childhood and three good friends in the police academy, and I told him that I have two super invincible and lovely younger brothers, both of whom are still studying.

As I was talking, I subtly felt something was wrong, and felt that the atmosphere was weird.I looked at Fugu Ling, he listened to me with his eyebrows bent, and when I suddenly stopped to look at him, he showed a puzzled expression and asked me what's wrong.

It seems to be normal, normally? Eating with hungry juniors and partners who work until late at night, chatting normally, and not saying ambiguous words and making ambiguous physical contact.I thought about it? I decided to skip this question. It is not a problem at all to understand my partner and familiarize me with my personality before the task.

"Nothing." I shook my head, and rejected? His? Obstruction, took out my wallet and resolutely invited him to dinner in the name of my senior.

"Let's celebrate the success of our mission in advance," I said to him with a serious face, "Let's work hard together, just do it!"

It took him a long time to let go, and he smiled helplessly.

"Then it's alright? I'll ask you back when the task is over," he said.