Domineering Mafia's Silly Goose Wife

I crossed.

Squatting numbly in the crude nest made of rattan and branches, I decided that if I could go back alive, I would beat Zhongyuan Zhongye up.

It's all his fault!If it wasn't for him calling me a goose every day, how could I have really become a goose through time travel.

Yes, you guys? Read that right.

I, time travel became a goose.

When I think of myself as a goose, being plucked, skinned and boiled by humans, I feel that the whole goose is not good.

no!I look around, I can't accept my fate, even if I have the body of a goose, I will escape from here!

creak-

Suddenly there was a sound at the door, and before the figure of the visitor appeared, their voices rushed into my ears faster: "Look, Chuya, we caught a goose today, how many are we raising?" Heaven has fattened us up? Just? Kill it."

I:? ? ?

I subconsciously raised my head and looked over, and I just saw the familiar Chu Fa boy with his hands in his pockets, and turned his head to look at me.

"Gah-"

Mr. Nakaya?! ! !

I don't know why a goose can fly so high, and how it can jump over the fence in one leap and rush straight in the direction of the boys.

The teenagers panicked all of a sudden.

"Hey - wait!"

"The goose has come out, come and catch it!"

"Wow ah ah ah-"

I stopped in front of Chuya Nakahara and tilted my head to look at him.

Central Plains Chuya:? ? ?

I bit his wrist lightly, pulled his palm out of my pocket, and rubbed his palm with my head.The fingertips of the other party twitched slightly, and touched my head slowly and hesitantly.

The group of children looked at me and Mr. Zhongya?, and asked hesitantly, "Zhongye, do you know this goose?"

Mr. Chuya frowned, and responded dissatisfiedly: "Huh? What are you talking about?"

Of course I do.Mr. Chuya? You may not believe it, but I am your wife from the future.

...Ah, no, we? We didn't get married, and we probably won't get married in this life. It might be more appropriate to use the word partner.

I want to say this, but all I can say is "quack quack" from my mouth?

The sheep's children are all joking and laughing at Zhongyuan Zhongye for being crushed by a goose, and then get Zhongyuan Zhongye's annoyed response.

so what.

I swayed my strong body and swaggered behind Nakahara Nakaya. This is my future man. What's wrong with me liking him.

Zhong Yuanzhong also turned around and glared at me fiercely: "Hey! Don't follow me!"

"Gah." Sorry? Mean, I'm just a goose, I can't understand human words.

"Follow me again, and I'll cook you up."

"Quack." Mr. Nakaya? Your ability to speak harshly is not as good as before.

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

He stomped away angrily.

Don't go so fast, I'll keep up, please take care of me? My goose.

I followed Chuya Nakahara out for several days. Yokohama at this time in the world is a mess, with disputes everywhere.Zhongyuan Zhong also goes out every day to look for clues about Huangbatu. I once heard him mention that he is the incarnation of Huangbatu, who was born in an explosion many years ago.

Mr. Nakaya?

At night, I lay on my bedside and put my head on him.How many times did he push it? He didn't push it away, and turned his back to me angrily.

Okay? Miss my Chuya-san? Ah.

I closed my eyes.

"Tsk, silly, isn't it uncomfortable to fall asleep like this?" In a daze, it seemed like someone hugged me.This touch is too familiar, I rubbed it twice, and soon fell into a deep sleep.

The next day, I woke up in Nakahara Chuya's bed.

I looked at the empty bed with a serious face, wandered in the philosophical world for three seconds, and jumped out of the bed to find Nakahara Chuya.They were eating breakfast in a circle outside, and as soon as Nakahara saw it, I turned my head awkwardly.

"Ga." It's okay, you're okay? I mean, I'm okay? Just do it.

I automatically and consciously moved to his side, opened my mouth and waited for the feeding.

"Chuya, your goose is looking at you." The booing next to him? Again? Nakahara Chuya responded angrily. He glared at me, tore off half a piece of bread impatiently and threw it over.

I flapped my wings and flew up, grabbed the bread with precision, chewed it casually a couple of times, then raised my neck and swallowed it.

I'm such a good goose.

But Mr. Nakaya? Are you still in the growth stage? Eating bread all the time is not nutritious, and you will not grow taller.

I don't know whether it is the heart of an old mother or the heart of a girlfriend. In short, I am so worried that I can only try to do a little bit of what a goose can do.

Birds don't shit in the wilderness here. I squatted on the embankment for a few days, and was almost caught by enemies from other camps. I didn't even get a bird. I could only give up this idea sadly.

Dejectedly, I returned to the place where the sheep gathered. I squatted beside Zhongya Zhongya's legs with a sleepy expression, feeling the difficulty of being a goose.

Zhong Yuanzhong also glanced at me, and then again, and clicked his tongue impatiently: "What's the matter? These days? Isn't it early in the morning? Are you running out in high spirits?"

He rubbed his head irritably, and muttered in a low voice: "Talking to a goose or something, I feel like a psycho."

"Quack quack." I want to help you beat a bird to supplement nutrition.

"Are you hungry?" He pulled out half a piece of bread and handed it to my mouth.

I shook my long neck and refused, put my head on his lap, and made up my mind: If the food shortage really reaches that level, Mr. Nakaya, you will eat me up.

"It's really a goose." An awkward murmur that I'm not too familiar with came from above my head, and at the same time I felt a light touch on the head.

"Don't run around all the time, you are so stupid, you can easily be caught and eaten," he muttered, and put a blue bracelet around my neck, "From now on? Follow? By my side, you know? Get it?"

Me: "... Ga!"

Mr. Nakaya?!If you're hungry, definitely tell me, it's more important for you to grow taller, I'm fine.Don't worry, I'm ready to cut the meat and feed Zhongye!

After hearing the news that Port·Mafia was investigating Huangbatu on Raibo Street, Nakahara Chuya frowned and went out to check the situation.I shook my head rattling, and quickly followed behind him.

The ten-year-old Nakahara Nakaya acted simply and rudely. I watched him step on the barely familiar black-haired boy and kicked him several times, trying to ask him for the information he wanted through violence.After that, a gray-haired man whom I was barely familiar with stepped forward and stopped Chuya's atrocities.

This is Dazai Osamu in his youth and Hirotsu Yanagi in his middle age.

I have the self-consciousness of a goose, standing calmly on the sidelines and watching.

Don't ask me why I didn't stop Chuya Nakahara, or find a place to take refuge.I'm just a goose, not a heroine, shouldn't this group of people be funny? Catch me and threaten Chuya Nakahara.If this kind of plot happens in a romantic movie, the audience will scold the audience to the point that the director and screenwriter commit seppuku and the leading actor quits the entertainment industry.

"Mr. Hirotsu? Grab that goose."

I:? ? ?

Osamu Dazai, at this moment, I don't know whether to praise you for being smart or call you mentally retarded.

Hirotsu Yanagi is a very loyal subordinate. In this kind of imminent battle scene, Dazai Osamu asked him to catch a goose, and he really came to catch me.

Facing the claws of the innocent big white goose, I fully mobilized the keen combat experience and crisis awareness of my public security elite, and used the agile body of the top leader in my village, squawking and scurrying around in a snake shape.

"Gah-"

"Luo Chun."

"quack!"

With difficulty, I fled like a goose with my head in my arms.

Why should the world be so cruel to a goose!I'm just a goose, don't you think it's embarrassing to catch a goose and threaten someone?Why can you accept Dazai Osamu's order so calmly.Faced with such a completely unreasonable order, you should question it!

"Tsk." Accompanied by an impatient click of the tongue, my body lightened and I was embraced by a hug that was not generous, and he directly stepped on the wall against gravity, parallel to the ground.

Oh hoo.

I stretched my neck out to feel the strange perspective.

"Don't scurry around." Someone slapped his head, and Zhong Yuanzhong was like a spring. The figure was so fast that only an afterimage was left. Just as he was about to fly a leg and hit Guangjin Liulang, a black The flames blow us? Everyone flies.If it wasn't for Zhong Yuanzhong to protect me tightly in his arms, then I might have turned into a roast goose.

I:……

As expected, I am a child who grew up among ordinary people, and I can no longer see through the direction of this superpower world.

We? We were captured by the Mafia, and Nakahara Chuya's limbs were controlled by a long-haired superhuman.I lay on? his lap, facing the middle-aged man behind the desk.

The current leader of Port·Mafia - Mori Ogai.

I've seen him a few times before, it was a man who stabbed a knife in the back with a smile on his face.

"I have indeed heard that the king of sheep is always accompanied by a big white goose," the man rested his chin on one hand and looked at me with great interest. "I saw you today, and it really is extraordinary."

I think he's? calling me, but I can't find? proof.

Lying obediently on Nakahara Chuya's lap, I listened to them? telling some secrets that would be silenced if a third party knew about them.

Things are complicated and things are also very simple.All in all, the former leader who was slaughtered by the current leader Mori Ogai seems to have signs of resurrection, and this sign has something to do with the barbarian who is also being pursued in the Central Plains, plus the sheep The silly children? Were captured by Port·Mafia, so Nakahara had to agree to the Mafia's request for cooperation, and went to find clues with Osamu Dazai.

In the process of finding out the truth, the little rabbit Zaizhi also played a trick on Zhongyuan Zhongye, deliberately calling the sheep in front of the sheep to let the mafia release the controlled sheep, causing a gap between him and the sheep.

Facing Yang's doubts about whether Zhong Yuan Zhong betrayed them? Turned? To join the mafia. I was very angry and wanted to peck him.If it wasn't for Chuya Nakahara holding me tightly in his arms, I would have been ready to let Osamu Dazai know the fighting power of Ichiba Murakuchi.

"Are you really an ordinary goose?" Zhong Yuanzhong also laughed, "Look, even you can tell."

I'm not a goose, I'm your wife.

What makes me even angrier is that those bastards from the sheep didn’t even think about who they were able to live so well until now? They even cooperated with the GSS people and stabbed Nakahara Nakaya in the back.

Osamu Dazai was babbling nonsense, not to mention that the Central Plains who was hit by the frontal attack also became angry. Even I was so angry that I wanted to kick Osamu Dazai off the rock.

Public security courses have taught men's weaknesses, and that's the height that a goose can touch.Although it's a bit shameful, as long as you don't behave like a human being, you can do anything.

That's right!I am now? Not a person, I am just a goose.

In a short period of [-] seconds, I successfully brainwashed myself, carefully estimated the distance between the two, and when everyone focused on Nakahara Chuya, I took my village entrance Ba's combat power swooped, flapping his wings and rushing frantically to peck the little rabbit, hitting the red heart.

"Gah!!!"

go to hell!The nasty bunny rule!I want you to know that Mr. Nakaya is also... ah no, he is covered by a goose, he is not someone you can bully at will.

Osamu Dazai was directly pushed off the rock by me, and I stepped on him and frantically pecked at his forehead.Hitting people is not slapping in the face, anyway, I am not a human being, and neither is he, so they don't have to abide by the rules of human beings.

"Quack quack!!!"

"Mr. Dazai?!"

"Master Dazai—"

Countless pairs of hands stretched out from my side trying to grab me, but under my frantic fluttering of wings, they? all failed.

boom--

bang bang-

Before I felt the pain, it was a cold touch, like ice water bubbling from my body.I subconsciously lowered my head and glanced at my strong body. Two red dots slowly spread out, and a red mark extended downward from the dots.

The last line of sight is Dazai Osamu's indifferent kite-colored eyes and the bottomless muzzle of the gun.

"Hey! Bastard Dazai don't—"

boom--

I am dead.

"Saya? Saya."

"……Um?"

"Have you had a nightmare?"

"Mr. Nakaya??"

"It's me." Warm palms reached out, he directly put my arms in his arms, patted my back lightly and comforted me, "It's okay, I'm right here."

My head was still a little confused, I lay on my side, looking at his blurred outline in the darkness, my violent heartbeat slowly calmed down.

"I dreamed that Mr. Nakaya was being bullied, and I died to save you."

"What nonsense are you talking about?" He laughed, "Go to sleep, don't think so much."

"It's true," I yawned, and said vaguely, "I was a goose in my dream, following around every day? You collect protection fees behind you...ah no, protect the nasty little brat."

"What, you—"

His voice became farther and farther away, and I smelled the faint citrus fragrance on his body, and fell asleep peacefully.