I became the cat of the million-up owner

"Tuotuo, do you want to buy this two-player cooperative decryption game, or the FPS multiplayer game?"

On this day, Yi Syun was lying on the cat scratching board in a daze, when he heard his name suddenly, looked up, and found that it was the shit shoveler who was chanting in front of the computer again, and immediately rolled his eyes.

"Meow—ah!"

It's so annoying that I can't even buy it.

You bought the game Yi Sheng Bacteria and you still can’t play it, why not consider buying a cat game for me to play meow!

Since the broadcast that day, Gu Shi has started to prepare for Yi Sheng Bacteria's birthday, including but not limited to going to the supermarket to buy a lot of ingredients, queuing up in the middle of the night to buy limited edition figures, and opening the store every day to struggle with what to buy. games.

Yi Siyun wanted to knock open Gu Shi's head to see how much water was inside.

Meow, I used to be very calm, reliable and wise--how come I seem to have lost my brain recently.

Isn't it just to celebrate the birthday of Yisheng Bacteria?

People don't know!

No one knows that you have a crush on him!

"Meow!"

Gu Shi, Gu Shi, can you be a little bit more angry?

What a cat sigh.

"Ding dong!"

When the doorbell rang, Yi Siyun turned over uninterested, knowing that something Gu Shi bought must have arrived.

This guy bought a bunch of stuff, some of which he didn't even bother to look at, and of course some... He was very, very, very, interested, interested.

For example, the noodle man achievement badge box on the sofa, Yi Syun would go to that box for a while every day these days, and the one that Gu Shina came in at this moment——

oh what is that

Yi Siyun's eyes lit up.

That is the AWM model co-branded by PUBG and a building block game brand! ! !

"Meow woo ow!"

I want!

Cats swoop!

"Meow?"

Gu Shi picked him up by the back of his neck.

"Tug, boy, this is for Xiaoyi, you can't play with it."

Yi Siyun struggled in Gu Shi's hands.

"Meow!"

No, I want to play!

I love AWM too!

What happened to the probiotics?

I'm also super good at sniping!

I was—

Meow, what am I doing?Why can't I always remember?

Yi Siyun curled his lips, and lowered his eyes unhappily, feeling unhappy.

"Okay, don't be unhappy."

Gu Shi quickly noticed that his kitten was depressed, and quickly hugged Yi Siyun into his arms to comfort him.

"Papa will make cakes later, can I make some for you too?"

"It's our birthday today, and we'll have a big meal too."

"Meow!"

Yi Siyun angrily turned his butt and pointed at Gu Shi, but he just let out a bitter "ow" when he heard this, and ignored Gu Shi's intentions at all.

Is the kitten so coaxable?

Do you think that a delicious meal can coax the kitten back?

You are so wrong!

"Then make fruit and goat milk, milk cake, and beef cat rice."

Yi Aiyun: "... Meow?"

It seems that I am a little bit excited.

But the kitty will not give in to this!

"Meow!"

ignore you!

"I just bought you a full set of skins for the game "Dance! Dance!", a large mop pillow... I also customized a joint model for you, and it will be delivered in two days..."

Yi Siyun's back was still facing Gu Shi, but his tail unconsciously swayed, sweeping Gu Shi's wrist once and for all: "...Meow!"

Damn it, shit shovel tempted me with toys!

Kitty——

Kittens are irresistible to temptation!

"I'll play with you when I get there, okay?"

"Meow."

——Of course that's good!

Unable to withstand the temptation, Yi Syun turned over subconsciously, put the small pad on Gu Shi's body with his backhand, retracted his claws, raised his chubby head, and screamed softly

"Meow~~~"

Cats are happy!

Customer stickers!

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"Tat-tat--"

The sound of the eggbeater sounded rhythmically.

In the kitchen, Yi Syun sneaked in on tiptoe without making a sound, and jumped onto the cooking table while Gu Shi was not paying attention, staring at the large box of butter and a whole piece of cheese in front of him with bright eyes.

This taste, this formula, he will not remember it wrong.

This is his favorite half baked cheesecake!

Cats like it!

The cat is so happy that it is going to faint!

The cat wants to steal it!

Yi Siyun carefully looked at the other side of the kitchen, where Gu Shi was processing other ingredients, and seemed to ignore this side for the time being.

Yay, that's great.

He first approached the whole piece of cheese and sniffed it, his mustache trembled, and he took a deep breath with satisfaction.

Then he began to try to find a place for his lower mouth, and slowly licked it up in small mouthfuls.

On the cooking table, a blue and white kitten was hunkered down in front of the cheese block, eating happily with its head raised, its tail raised high, and it twirled happily behind it.

It's so, fragrant, - meow! ?

"Drag! Can't eat that!"

Oops, found out.

Yi Siyun poked his own itchy flesh with his claws, forcing two tears from the corners of his eyes.

"Meow."

The kitten cries.

Unexpectedly, Gu Shi was ruthless: "It's no use crying, don't come in."

"Meow woo!"

Happy days are always short-lived. Yi Syun, who was kicked out of the kitchen, gritted his claws on the kitchen door in dissatisfaction. Seeing that the shit-shoveler who was concentrating on his work was still unmoved, he could only turn around and leave in disappointment.

He jumped onto the sofa, lay down between the Noodleman badge box and the AWM model, wrapped his tail around one corner of the model, pretended that these were his toys, smacked his lips contentedly, and soon fell into a sweet sleep.

In today's dream, it is also Xiangxiang's meow!

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……

Inside the dark sofa, a blue-and-white short-legged cat is lying on its back between two large boxes, sleeping soundly.

When Gu Shi came out from the kitchen with a plate, the kitten's nose twitched slightly, and its eyes were still closed, but it raised its head in the direction Gu Shi came from as if smelling the smell, and opened its mouth slightly.

"Meow-"

It looked like she was begging for food.

No one can resist the cute kitty who acts like a baby.

At least the consultants can't.

He put down the cake, picked up another small plate of cheese sticks, and looked at the kitten who was still snoring on the sofa.

"Draft, it's time to eat."

"Meow!"

In the next second, the kitten that had already started to gain weight jumped up from the sofa with a "swoosh", and quickly approached Gu Shi with small steps, standing up and putting its front paws on his knees.

"Meow!"

The kitten was picked up by the shit shoveler as he wished, sat in his arms, and inhaled the cheese sticks in a storm.

"You can't eat too many snacks, you still have to eat the staple food, huh?"

Gu Shi touched the head of the kitten in his arms, and sat back at the table holding it.

"But today is a special situation, you can eat more."

He saw that after quickly eating one, he didn't need to feed it by himself at all, so he consciously began to pick up Moto, which contained a small dish of cheese sticks, and once again lamented the cleverness of his kitten.

Sometimes this cat is so stupid that it is unbelievable, and sometimes it is so smart that it really looks like a human.

Gu Shi sighed, removed the stack of cheese sticks, and hugged the cat in his arms regardless of the kitten's angry snort.

He looks at the camera at the dining table.

Today is Yisheng Bacteria's birthday.

He knew that at this moment, many fans would spontaneously celebrate Xiao Yi's birthday, just like every year in the past.

Xiaoyi's birthday party is always lively and joyous, with countless fans and friends wishing him well, receiving soft gifts and letters, birthday songs, vlogs, and a non-stop WeChat group... …

But today, there is only this birthday party that no one cares about, and there is no audience.

But none of that matters.

Gu Shi smiled at the camera set up, hugged the kitten in his arms and shook his hands, saying, "Happy birthday, Xiao Yi."

"Look, Tuo Tuo has grown up, and is now a little chubby."

He rubbed the kitten's head with a dissatisfied "meow" sound in his arms, and continued: "Never overturn the team is waiting for you to come back, your fans miss you very much, Tuduo and I will always wait looking at you."

"You have to come back quickly and play more games with Tuo Tuo, otherwise Tuo Tuo will really be eaten into a little chubby pig."

"Meow woo!"

Yi Siyun viciously slapped the shit-shoveler's handsome face behind him.

you are a pig!

He shook the obviously thicker fur on his body, thinking that I am not fat.

I was strong, healthy and blessed!

Yi Syun climbed onto the table, lay down next to the cake and flicked his tail, watching the calm expression on Gu Shi's face for a while, and keenly felt that his shit shoveler was not happy at the moment.

He thought for a while, moved closer to Gu Shi, jumped onto Gu Shi's shoulder, bent down, and rubbed softly.

"Meow!"

Gu Shi posted meow.

Don't be unhappy.

For your sake, I'll let that Yisheng bacteria go for now!

When Yi Sheng Bacteria wakes up, we will compete fairly!

This is always possible, right?

Yi Siyun groaned and patted Gu Shi with his soft meat pad, directly resisting the handsome side face of his own shit shovel.

This is his shit shovel!

This shit shoveler named Gu Shi, he, Yi Tuo Tuo, is set!

Isn't it competition?

What probiotics, what professional players, what FPS gods?

Cats disdain.

I, Yi Siyun, must beat that guy to the teeth!

"Tuotuo, come to make a wish."

"Meow?"

Yi Siyun was still clenching his fists in his heart and shouting, his body lightened again, and was pulled into his arms by Gu Shi's long arm, one person and one cat looked at the cake at the same time.

"Du Tuo, you can't make a wish if you can't say it, and it won't work if you say it, you know?"

"Meow."

How can I not know this, idiot Gu Shi.

Yi Siyun snorted disdainfully, and slapped Gu Shi again with a snap of his tail.

He tilted his head, glanced at Gu Shi who had closed his eyes and silently made a wish, and cut his heart out.

It's obviously not his birthday, what wish did he make - it really is an idiot Gu Shi.

But since Gu Shi begged himself like this, then he reluctantly agreed.

Yi Siyun thought for a while, closed his eyes, and thought seriously in his heart: "Make a wish...well, then... I hope Gu Shi's wishes can come true!"

Cats love you meow!

In the dark, the only source of light is the candle that emits a glimmer of light.

The dim light vaguely illuminated the silhouette of a man and a cat, and they made a wish in unison, looking warm and solemn.

The candlelight flickered, as if they had received their wish.

——I hope Xiao Yi can wake up soon.

——I hope that all the wishes of Gushi can come true!

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"Dragging?"

"Dragging?"

"Tuotuo, what's wrong with you, always listless?"

"Meow-"

Yi Siyun was lying sleepily in the cat's nest, and when he heard Gu Shi's voice, he just raised his eyes and didn't bother to move.

He didn't know why, but since celebrating Yishengjun's birthday, he has become more and more lazy to move, his head is groggy, and he always feels mentally weak.

That easy-to-growth bacteria really didn't match his natural horoscope.

"Meow-"

He turned over, poked his head out humming, and rubbed in Gu Shi's direction.

want to touch.

want to hug.

He fell into a warm embrace as he wished.

"Drag, is it too lonely to play by yourself, let me find you a playmate?"

He heard Gu Shi's worried voice sounded, with a hint of hesitation.

"Lao Jia is going back to his hometown next week and asked me to take care of Wangcai, why don't we try to make friends with Wangcai?"

Yi Siyun "meowed" pitifully in a daze, and suddenly woke up when he heard these words.

Wait, Wangcai?

That silly dog ​​from Lao Jia's house! ?

"Meow!!!"

Stupid shit shovel!Have you never heard of cat and dog feud? !

How can a kitty play with Stupid Ha!

Da-baa!

However, Gu Shi couldn't understand the kitten's sad complaint at all, and he held Yi Siyun's chubby buttocks upside down, as if he had made up his mind: "Then it's decided, you two have to get along well, did you hear me? ?”

"Meow meow ouch—"

Yi Siyun struggled angrily and powerlessly, his heart filled with grief and indignation.

Gu Shi, you bastard, do you not love me anymore!

I'm a weak, short-legged kitten who can't take care of herself!

What if that silly dog ​​bullies me! ?

He is so big!

Maomao, refuse!

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The author has something to say:

"Cat Diary"Thirteen"

Cheese is power!

Gu Shi is an idiot!

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Maomao is begging for comfort online, meow!

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