I became the cat of the million-up owner

Regarding the fact that a certain shit shovel dared to call himself a "short-legged fat man", Yi Siyun, the rightful owner who was being defended by fans, didn't know anything about it.

He squatted in front of the TV, watching the performance with great interest.

The concert he is watching is the singing and dancing team led by Luo Jinyao, the C member of the popular boy group Future. This Luo Jinyao seems to be very popular. During the whole performance, the fans off the stage kept screaming, They were all calling his name.

Yi Siyun also thought it was good.

This little handsome guy is very good-looking, he dances well, his voice is also excellent, and his stage performance is first-rate, he is really eye-catching.

It's even rarer to become famous at a young age, but still complete your studies well, majoring in directing at a top domestic university, and even won the honor of an outstanding graduate.

Cats appreciate it.

Like cats.

"Many people say that he looks ordinary, dances and stretches his legs, and sings out of tune because of tuning. In fact, he is the scene of a car accident."

At this time, an unscrupulous anchor forced him into the game room, and locked the door to prevent him from going out. Wangcai, who could only sleep on the side all the time, came over, looked down at the short-legged cat in front of him, and asked abruptly road.

"Why, you think he's good?"

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Immersed in the TV, Yi Syun suddenly heard a voice: "??!"

"Fuck, the customer has a ghost!!"

He was ejected with a "meow", squatting behind his body-length pillow and shivering, his hair all fluffed up, he closed his eyes and screamed for a while, only then did he remember that there was a silly dog ​​in the room.

Oh, it's Wangcai, that's all right.

Yi Siyun sat upright in an instant, scratched his buttocks pretending to be nonchalant, adjusted his expression, walked back to the original place slowly with catwalks, and flicked his tail to hide it.

Ahem, what was just now was all an illusion, an illusion.

——Otherwise it is the effect of the show!Well, that's right, isn't it all for the sake of preparing for Gu Shi's live broadcast in the future, so as to bring surprises to the audience... Hey, he really worked hard, and he broke his heart for his career as a shit shoveler.

Maomao moved.

"Really cowardly."

However, the foreign dog didn't appreciate it, and the sarcasm coming from behind him was as weak as ever. Yi Syun's blood pressure suddenly rose again when he heard it, and he was so angry that he grinned and wanted to paw——

etc!Gu Shigang cut his nails!

Yi Syun jumped halfway and narrowly stopped the car. He made a perfect rollover in the air and wanted to avoid the stupid dog, but he landed right on the opponent's back, his breathing stopped suddenly, and his whole body froze.

The bastard Gu Shi locked the door, and he lost the weapon he needed to survive. What if he was eaten by this stupid dog?

No, he wants to show the enemy his weakness, find the right time to deliver a fatal blow!

Yi Siyun quickly made a battle plan in his heart, then raised his little pad, and patted the big dog on the shoulder in fear.

"Brother, my younger brother advises you, don't pay attention to these things all the time, don't you just have fun watching it, it's not good for you to think too much, huh?"

Why do you dog pay so much attention to entertainment gossip?

Still looks average, dances and stretches, and sings at the scene of a car accident?

Black fans are at your level!

Of course, Yi Siyun only dared to mutter such words in his heart, with a "for your own good" tone on his face: "Look at this... Oh, Luo Jinyao, right? His fans cheered so loudly. Seeing that he likes How happy your star is performing...isn't that good?"

"How can everyone in this world like you!"

Be sober, young man, like when he was the most brilliant and had the most fans, didn't a lot of black people always say that he didn't respect his predecessors and play big names?

Wait, here we go again.

Why did he start this strange reminiscence of the past again?

Is this the past he forgot, or did he just suffer from paranoia after becoming a cat?

Yi Siyun started to get confused again.

The game room fell into silence.

A cat struggles, a dog broods.

Until Luo Jinyao was being interviewed on TV and said the word "Yi Sheng Bacteria", a cat and a dog suddenly raised their heads.

"I wrote this song for Teacher Yishengjun, he is my idol, I like him very much, and I hope he can recover soon and come back."

Yi Siyun let out a slow "meow" and said to himself again?

Why are these probiotics everywhere?

It's fine if Gu Shi likes him, but why do you, a big star, also like him?

Where does the charm of this easy-to-produce bacteria come from!

Is it good to have his skills?Does he look good?Is he full of wisdom?ah?

He, Yi Siyun——

"Do you know the status of Yisheng Bacteria in the e-sports circle, eh? Fat cat?"

Yi Siyun's indignation was interrupted, Wangcai's voice below him was low, and his tone was full of speechlessness like a fool.

"Domestic FPS No.1, God of War that no one can surpass in the world so far, although his career is short, it is unprecedentedly brilliant."

"Teammates trust him, opponents appreciate him, and those who don't play games will dislike him."

"Have you ever played FPS, fat cat?"

Yi Siyun: "..."

He was even questioned whether he had ever played FPS! ?

When he, Yi Siyun, wore five, you didn't know where to hang out, kid!

etc--

Wait a minute!

Bridge Bean Sacks!

If you are a stupid dog... why does it seem that something is wrong?

Yi Siyun thought about it carefully, and suddenly took a deep breath.

This, this, this... the implication of the stupid dog's words, isn't it that...

Meow, what the hell is this stupid dog also transformed by humans!

He took a deep breath, suppressed the sudden tears in his eyes, his heart was filled with the excitement of seeing fellow villagers, he involuntarily ran to the big dog's head with his feet, probed from top to bottom, and lowered his voice He tentatively opened his mouth: "Stupid dog... Heavenly King Gedihu?"

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The game room fell into a deathly silence.

After a long silence, Yi Syun heard a buzzing sound in his ears.

"This code is too old, it seems that you are quite old, uncle?"

Yi Siyun: "...Meow woo ow!"

I'll bite you to death, you little bastard!

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The author has something to say:

"Cat Diary"fifteen"

Heh, this stupid dog really deserves a beating.